Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

  • Published on Aug 6, 2018
  • Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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  • 223forme
    223forme 3 months ago

    White genocide in South Africa, Comedy Genocide at the Daily Show.

  • Wunsie Ninja
    Wunsie Ninja 3 months ago

    that isn't even fortnite...

  • Sinead O Pereira
    Sinead O Pereira 4 months ago


  • Mwenda Sketch Phiri
    Mwenda Sketch Phiri 5 months ago

    no respect for religious leaders huh :-l

  • meliosexe Animations
    meliosexe Animations 6 months ago

    Read the title as Apple wins Pope Francis Fortnite Coaches

  • Lomborg
    Lomborg 6 months ago

    People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service

  • Cy vlog
    Cy vlog 6 months ago +1

    "but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"

  • United Federation of the Labor Party rama

    _Chess is a sport_

    *Change my mind*

  • Professor Gnar
    Professor Gnar 6 months ago +1

    hahaha of all games, fortshite

  • Aaron Stone
    Aaron Stone 6 months ago +2

    they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away..

    and they wonder *why* *how*??

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 6 months ago


  • Edwin Avila
    Edwin Avila 6 months ago

    Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮
    Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch 6 months ago

    Fortnite, seriously!! it's Fornicate!

  • John Billings
    John Billings 6 months ago

    Too early for the "Gamer Kill Fest' video?

  • Cynthia Heart
    Cynthia Heart 6 months ago

    Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?!

  • Kevin Junior
    Kevin Junior 6 months ago

    Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.

  • A Swaney
    A Swaney 6 months ago

    Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.

  • Slippery Squid
    Slippery Squid 7 months ago

    Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game

  • MassExtinctionEvent
    MassExtinctionEvent 7 months ago

    One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.

  • Phillip Harrington
    Phillip Harrington 7 months ago

    May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on USclip who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning.
    Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.

  • ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ
    ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ 7 months ago +1

    How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.

  • Spik ik
    Spik ik 7 months ago

    Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.

  • Grumpy old man
    Grumpy old man 7 months ago

    The problem is not Apple being evil, the problem are the stupid idiot who buy that.

  • Bear studios
    Bear studios 7 months ago

    You do realize you can make serious money as a proffesional gamer, right? This isn't any different to training for chess or any sport.

  • strawberry bridge
    strawberry bridge 7 months ago

    So many "he is not funny " comments... I guess we all have choices... If you don't find it funny why watch? You could as well spare us " people who still have a healthy sense of humor " the negativity, and go watch fresh paint dry...

  • Josephine Anne Weigers
    Josephine Anne Weigers 7 months ago

    Lol I love Trevor

  • Kyle Holland
    Kyle Holland 7 months ago

    Well I guess Greg Abbott is gonna have to change religions since the death penalty is no longer allowed in Catholicism!

  • old pump
    old pump 7 months ago


  • Timothy
    Timothy 7 months ago

    This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.

  • H. I.
    H. I. 7 months ago

    Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money

  • Paul Chung
    Paul Chung 7 months ago

    Try hards

  • zorra578
    zorra578 7 months ago

    lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure

  • Marzz_Ow
    Marzz_Ow 7 months ago

    Anyone need a fortnite coach?

  • jbkailer325
    jbkailer325 7 months ago

    Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  • ItsReddd
    ItsReddd 7 months ago

    This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite
    That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  • BDV
    BDV 7 months ago

    I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

    • BDV
      BDV 7 months ago

      Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally

  • Ernesto Marcos
    Ernesto Marcos 7 months ago

    Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  • Ariel Mckenzie
    Ariel Mckenzie 7 months ago

    Wtf is going on?!

  • First Last
    First Last 7 months ago

    More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me

  • Chad Nationalism
    Chad Nationalism 7 months ago

    Fortnite is cancer

  • Alex Rodriguez
    Alex Rodriguez 7 months ago

    Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?

  • Milk Me
    Milk Me 7 months ago

    Gays aren’t cool

    • Milk Me
      Milk Me 7 months ago

      Chris Random do I really need to explain

    • Chris Random
      Chris Random 7 months ago

      Malik Saleh why

  • Alpha Reaper 45
    Alpha Reaper 45 7 months ago


  • Vincent Latøra
    Vincent Latøra 7 months ago

    Fortnite is literal cancer at this point

  • jalila love
    jalila love 7 months ago

    There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.

  • Sargent Waag
    Sargent Waag 7 months ago

    Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.

  • Got 'Em
    Got 'Em 7 months ago +1


  • Andre Browne
    Andre Browne 7 months ago

    The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.

  • Eli AP
    Eli AP 7 months ago

    Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!"
    Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!"

  • Jackson Akins
    Jackson Akins 7 months ago

    Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast.

    Not funny.

  • Pete Smith
    Pete Smith 7 months ago

    Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.

  • Garrett Carpenter
    Garrett Carpenter 7 months ago

    As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.

  • MobileDecay
    MobileDecay 7 months ago

    Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?

  • Ultra FU
    Ultra FU 7 months ago

    Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 7 months ago

    Yo what constructor is that?

  • Spartan 212
    Spartan 212 7 months ago

    No. Just no.

  • VenomSn4ke
    VenomSn4ke 7 months ago

    Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach

  • Oshawott315
    Oshawott315 7 months ago

    My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...

  • Max
    Max 7 months ago

    Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad

  • Bobby Shayne
    Bobby Shayne 7 months ago

    The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.

  • Dawson_.__
    Dawson_.__ 7 months ago

    Now this is epic 😎

  • Captain Combat
    Captain Combat 7 months ago

    Wish i could block this channel

  • MadCapMonster
    MadCapMonster 7 months ago

    it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)

  • Armando Sanchez
    Armando Sanchez 7 months ago +1

    fuck you bitch

    MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE 7 months ago

    This is an awful show. Hates America

  • My name is Del See Oh
    My name is Del See Oh 7 months ago

    Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?

  • Bread LeSquirrel
    Bread LeSquirrel 7 months ago

    screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.

  • Bean
    Bean 7 months ago

    Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.

  • Shotgun raptor
    Shotgun raptor 7 months ago

    Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence

  • Rabies Babies
    Rabies Babies 7 months ago

    Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.

  • MccPlayzMC
    MccPlayzMC 7 months ago

    VGHS relived

  • MccPlayzMC
    MccPlayzMC 7 months ago

    The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes

  • BigBewtieHoles
    BigBewtieHoles 7 months ago

    hey do u know what bit sucks? :20

  • Entice
    Entice 7 months ago

    *God left the server*

  • Grindor Guns
    Grindor Guns 7 months ago

    God is like fuck it I'm done

  • Gabrie l
    Gabrie l 7 months ago

    I thought this was a onion headline

  • Bill Kat
    Bill Kat 7 months ago

    The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.

  • Edgar Miller
    Edgar Miller 7 months ago

    All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down

  • Child Of God Jesus Christ That I Only Serve

    "Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖"
    Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV)
    But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting
    On those who fear Him,
    And His righteousness to children’s children,
    To such as keep His covenant,
    And to those who remember His commandments to do them.
    Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV)
    "Bear and Share the Burdens"
    Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load.
    "Be Generous and Do Good"
    6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches.
    7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith.
    "Glory Only in the Cross"
    11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation.
    "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit"
    "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel"
    "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior"
    "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly"
    Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18
    "The Model Prayer"
    Matthew 6: 10-13
    Our Father in heaven,
    Hallowed be Your name.
    Your kingdom come.
    Your will be done
    On earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our debts,
    As we forgive our debtors.
    And do not lead us into temptation,
    But deliver us from the evil one.
    For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.
    God Bless You
    Peace Be With You
    Jesus Loves You
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  • Diego Correa
    Diego Correa 7 months ago +1

    I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔

  • Kommandant Joe
    Kommandant Joe 7 months ago


  • Vera 1957
    Vera 1957 7 months ago

    Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get.
    You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕

  • Glenn Morris
    Glenn Morris 7 months ago

    People find this guy funny?

  • Josh H
    Josh H 7 months ago

    Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?

  • Willy Nelson
    Willy Nelson 7 months ago

    Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake

  • anonEmous
    anonEmous 7 months ago +1

    If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.

  • JoybuzzahzTV
    JoybuzzahzTV 7 months ago

    What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.

  • JoybuzzahzTV
    JoybuzzahzTV 7 months ago

    Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.

  • Spencer56
    Spencer56 7 months ago

    Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • I couldn't think of a username

    Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.

  • Samzilla Buddy
    Samzilla Buddy 7 months ago

    Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before

  • LogicalSense
    LogicalSense 7 months ago

    Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)

  • Purpleslimevsgaming 1
    Purpleslimevsgaming 1 7 months ago

    college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted

  • small asian
    small asian 7 months ago

    Jesus this is weird

  • eric lin
    eric lin 7 months ago

    I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.

  • James Coltrain
    James Coltrain 7 months ago

    Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?

  • 6L17CHY 3U6
    6L17CHY 3U6 7 months ago

    Thats fortnite stw

  • innercircleindustries
    innercircleindustries 7 months ago

    trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag

  • Jambix McHades
    Jambix McHades 7 months ago

    Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?

  • Mr. krabs the sex addict

    I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)