Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

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  • Josephine Anne Weigers
    Josephine Anne Weigers 37 minutes ago

    Lol I love Trevor

  • Kyle Holland
    Kyle Holland 4 hours ago

    Well I guess Greg Abbott is gonna have to change religions since the death penalty is no longer allowed in Catholicism!

  • old pump
    old pump 12 hours ago

    😂😂😂

  • Timothy
    Timothy 2 days ago

    This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.

  • Ender Gamer
    Ender Gamer 2 days ago

    Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money

  • Paul Chung
    Paul Chung 4 days ago

    Try hards

  • zorra578
    zorra578 4 days ago

    lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure

  • MySmart Device
    MySmart Device 4 days ago

    Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.

  • Marzz_Ow
    Marzz_Ow 4 days ago

    Anyone need a fortnite coach?

  • Joshua Kailer
    Joshua Kailer 5 days ago

    Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  • ItsReddd
    ItsReddd 6 days ago

    This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite
    That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  • briced0g20002
    briced0g20002 6 days ago

    I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

    • briced0g20002
      briced0g20002 6 days ago

      Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally

  • Ernesto Marcos
    Ernesto Marcos 6 days ago

    Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  • Ariel Mckenzie
    Ariel Mckenzie 7 days ago

    Wtf is going on?!

  • First Last
    First Last 7 days ago

    More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me

  • Chad Nationalism
    Chad Nationalism 7 days ago

    Fortnite is cancer

  • Alex Rodriguez
    Alex Rodriguez 8 days ago

    Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?

  • Malik Saleh
    Malik Saleh 8 days ago

    Gays aren’t cool

  • Shock Wave
    Shock Wave 8 days ago

    FortNUT

  • Vincent Latora
    Vincent Latora 8 days ago

    Fortnite is literal cancer at this point

  • jalila love
    jalila love 8 days ago

    There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.

  • Sargent Waag
    Sargent Waag 8 days ago

    Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.

  • Itz Gud
    Itz Gud 8 days ago +1

    YUP ARE NOT POPPY HARLLO

  • Andre Browne
    Andre Browne 8 days ago

    The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.

  • Eli AP
    Eli AP 8 days ago

    Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!"
    Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jackson Akins
    Jackson Akins 8 days ago

    Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast.

    Not funny.

  • Pete Smith
    Pete Smith 8 days ago

    Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.

  • Garrett Carpenter
    Garrett Carpenter 8 days ago

    As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.

  • MobileDecay
    MobileDecay 9 days ago

    Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?

  • Ultra FU
    Ultra FU 9 days ago

    Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 9 days ago

    Yo what constructor is that?

  • Spartan 212
    Spartan 212 9 days ago

    No. Just no.

  • VenomSn4ke
    VenomSn4ke 9 days ago

    Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach

  • Oshawott315
    Oshawott315 9 days ago

    My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...

  • Rn Shxbby
    Rn Shxbby 9 days ago

    Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad

  • Bobby Shayne
    Bobby Shayne 9 days ago

    The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.

  • Dat
    Dat 9 days ago

    Now this is epic 😎

  • Captain Combat
    Captain Combat 9 days ago

    Wish i could block this channel

  • MadCapMonster
    MadCapMonster 9 days ago

    it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)

  • Armando Sanchez
    Armando Sanchez 9 days ago +1

    fuck you bitch

  • MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE
    MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE 9 days ago

    This is an awful show. Hates America

  • My name is Del See Oh

    Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?

  • Apple The Squirrel
    Apple The Squirrel 9 days ago

    screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.

  • Bean
    Bean 9 days ago

    Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.

  • Shotgun raptor
    Shotgun raptor 9 days ago

    Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence

  • Rabies Babies
    Rabies Babies 9 days ago

    Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.

  • MccPlayzMC
    MccPlayzMC 9 days ago

    VGHS relived

  • MccPlayzMC
    MccPlayzMC 9 days ago

    The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes

  • BigBewtieHoles
    BigBewtieHoles 9 days ago

    hey do u know what bit sucks? :20

  • Entice .T
    Entice .T 9 days ago

    *God left the server*

  • Grindor Guns
    Grindor Guns 9 days ago

    God is like fuck it I'm done

  • Gabriel Se
    Gabriel Se 9 days ago

    I thought this was a onion headline

  • Bill Kat
    Bill Kat 9 days ago

    The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.

  • Edgar Miller
    Edgar Miller 9 days ago

    All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down

  • Child Of God Jesus That I Only Serve

    "Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖"
    Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV)
    But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting
    On those who fear Him,
    And His righteousness to children’s children,
    To such as keep His covenant,
    And to those who remember His commandments to do them.
    ---------------------------------------------------
    Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV)
    "Bear and Share the Burdens"
    Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load.
    "Be Generous and Do Good"
    6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches.
    7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith.
    "Glory Only in the Cross"
    11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation.
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit"
    "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel"
    "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior"
    "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly"
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18
    "The Model Prayer"
    Matthew 6: 10-13
    Our Father in heaven,
    Hallowed be Your name.
    Your kingdom come.
    Your will be done
    On earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our debts,
    As we forgive our debtors.
    And do not lead us into temptation,
    But deliver us from the evil one.
    For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.
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    Peace Be With You
    Jesus Loves You
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  • Diego Correa
    Diego Correa 9 days ago +1

    I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔

  • Kommandant Joe
    Kommandant Joe 9 days ago

    Hey libtard USclip QUIT RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT

  • Brian T0obad
    Brian T0obad 9 days ago

    Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get.
    You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕

  • Glenn Morris
    Glenn Morris 9 days ago

    People find this guy funny?

  • Josh H
    Josh H 9 days ago

    Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?

  • Willy Nelson
    Willy Nelson 9 days ago

    Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake

  • anonEmous
    anonEmous 9 days ago +1

    If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.

  • JoybuzzahzTV
    JoybuzzahzTV 9 days ago

    What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.

  • JoybuzzahzTV
    JoybuzzahzTV 9 days ago

    Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.

  • Spencer
    Spencer 9 days ago

    Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • I couldn't think of a username

    Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.

  • Samzilla Buddy
    Samzilla Buddy 9 days ago

    Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before

  • LogicalSense
    LogicalSense 9 days ago

    Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't last...it's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)

  • Purpleslimevsgaming 1

    college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted

  • small asian
    small asian 9 days ago

    Jesus this is weird

  • eric lin
    eric lin 9 days ago

    I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.

  • XXX
    XXX 9 days ago

    Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?

  • DR6N3L2 25
    DR6N3L2 25 9 days ago

    Thats fortnite stw

  • innercircleindustries

    trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag

  • Jambix McHades
    Jambix McHades 9 days ago

    Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?

  • Johnny White
    Johnny White 9 days ago

    mr potatohead had sex with a south african black hooker and this guy is their kid. Look at his head.

  • Mr. krabs the sex addict

    I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)

  • Pat Last
    Pat Last 9 days ago +1

    St. Dismas from his cross -(right next to Jesus Christ on His Cross) [Luke 23:41] "And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this man hath done no evil." The Bible justifies the Death Penalty!
    The Antichrist Revealed: usclip.net/video/SPs7jdfaib0/video.html

  • Wanderlust 7224
    Wanderlust 7224 9 days ago

    That Fortnite headline is literally the ‘get on top of the fridge’ vine

  • theroyalguardian
    theroyalguardian 10 days ago

    Man some parents are retarded

  • Zach Byler
    Zach Byler 10 days ago

    Check out and subscribe to the channel "Kourtney Shales" here on USclip! It's a good time! She is trying to grow!

  • This is Fine YT
    This is Fine YT 10 days ago

    what is this world coming to

  • MEME LORD
    MEME LORD 10 days ago

    WHat The Crap is that gameplay game

  • Samuel Contreras
    Samuel Contreras 10 days ago

    Snowflake softy pope

  • i cleary
    i cleary 10 days ago

    Cant stand this guy He knows nothing about the United States. Why doesn't he talk about the genocide going on with white farmers back in his country? The government of South Africais decided it is taking away white farmers land without compensation and giving it to blacks Who don't necessarily know how to farm. They are villainizing the white farmers which is causing Horrendous violence towards them. The result of this disgusting policy iwill be a genocide of white people and starvation for the remaining south africans if they can't farm themselves. Just like Zimbabwe. It's a apalling at this idiot is calls the U. S racist.

  • ihateclowns7
    ihateclowns7 10 days ago

    I really hate apple and fortnite

  • Vuirugo
    Vuirugo 10 days ago

    out of all games you can teach a kid to play
    you chose fucking fortnite
    what happened to this planet

  • Jordan Bostick
    Jordan Bostick 10 days ago

    "pika pikaaaa". I'm dead 😂

  • Sterling Hammond
    Sterling Hammond 10 days ago

    Everyday we stray farther from gods light

  • Pierce Fortnite
    Pierce Fortnite 10 days ago

    Talks about Battle Royals coaches... Shows Save The World.

  • Steve Polychronopolous

    Makes $4 million a year with a net worth of almost $20 mil. Yeah. Real man of the people.

  • WhomIsThat
    WhomIsThat 10 days ago

    The fortnite image used on the thumbnail isn't what most play

  • Rgr Hh
    Rgr Hh 10 days ago

    Woah

  • J Pacleb
    J Pacleb 10 days ago

    Notice Noah's views are getting less and less. I wonder why?

  • Ian Rastall
    Ian Rastall 10 days ago

    It's acceptable to attack Christianity, I guess (?), though Trevor Noah would never make jokes like that about Islam or Judaism. Not that he's capable of seeing that subtlety.

    • Orbis Dux
      Orbis Dux 10 days ago

      one person doesn't have to. Read everything online and you'll see why he doesn't need to, people are racist against them, no need to add to it.

  • Sour Nordon
    Sour Nordon 10 days ago

    Why do people like this guy? His jokes aren’t even funny. -_-

  • Rotties
    Rotties 10 days ago

    This guy is so unfunny.

  • Evan Tatusko
    Evan Tatusko 10 days ago

    Fortnite sucks.

  • Behizy
    Behizy 10 days ago

    Man I love this world

  • Erick Toledo
    Erick Toledo 10 days ago

    This is straight up stupid, I mean seriously. I like to play Fortnite every once in a while, but for the fact there is coaches is just insane. The last thing I want to hear is little kids yelling they are better than me all the time. Besides the only real way to get good is by having your ass beatened until you know the strats.