The 5 Stages of Getting a Bad Haircut | CH Shorts

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    Grant O'Brien
    Denise R. Valentine
    Director - Amber Schaefer
    Writer - Grant O'Brien
    Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    Make Up Artist - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Matt Kendrick
    Editor - Eve Hinz
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 2 723

  • Abby Zeo
    Abby Zeo 22 hours ago

    the part where he started going through his monologue from the cooking for one video

  • TwiggyHD
    TwiggyHD 2 days ago

    Step one: getting cut by a female barber

  • Rahul Dhargalkar
    Rahul Dhargalkar 3 days ago

    This. Is. Me.

  • Deborah Stephens
    Deborah Stephens 4 days ago

    The end XDDD

  • Michael Griffin
    Michael Griffin 4 days ago

    Omg this literally happened to me yesterday

  • saintvictorie
    saintvictorie 5 days ago

    Lol every time this shit happens to me

  • KieferPlayzFTW
    KieferPlayzFTW 5 days ago

    That is me every time I get a haircut
    They just keep cutting and cutting

  • skip
    skip 5 days ago

    So USclip just know that I had a haircut this morning and then it showed me this...

  • karma
    karma 6 days ago

    who else is watching this before their hair cut lmao

  • Jordan Fisher
    Jordan Fisher 7 days ago

    Omg these comments as funny / funnier than the video

  • samuelCWM
    samuelCWM 7 days ago

    Rule number 1: don’t get a haircut the day of your date!

  • Cobrax
    Cobrax 8 days ago +1

    This is the most relatable video i have EVER seen! O M G

  • Zohaib Akhtar
    Zohaib Akhtar 8 days ago

    It’s the opposite for me the barber doesn’t go short enough

  • Infinite
    Infinite 8 days ago

    I come back to this video everytime I get a haircut because they are always horrible.

  • Wlofs
    Wlofs 8 days ago

    why is the hairdresser a vampire

  • Nerdy Unicorn Princess

    This is so me when I got my bangs, worst mistake ever.

  • MO-ToXic
    MO-ToXic 9 days ago +1

    Me everytime I get cut by a white barber 😂💀

  • Baka Boy
    Baka Boy 9 days ago

    I can relate

  • Shubh Patel
    Shubh Patel 9 days ago

    mans should be worried about fixing his teeth than getting a nice haircut smh

  • grace anderson
    grace anderson 9 days ago

    This just happened to me

  • Karbi Kid
    Karbi Kid 9 days ago

    In my whole life there is only one time where i got my harcut right.

  • yelix2
    yelix2 9 days ago

    Am I the only one who has never had any of these thoughts?

  • quacamole nigga penis

    Going to school the next day is terrible after a haircut you dont like

  • Bored Bitch
    Bored Bitch 10 days ago

    The fact that this happens every time i get a haircut is scary i always end up looking like a peanut

  • N word
    N word 10 days ago

    this is why i cut my ơn hair

  • Screeching Engineer
    Screeching Engineer 10 days ago

    And this is why I order haircuts with numbers. Nothing vague about it. Hard to mess up. Just tell them skin on the sides fade into a 4 on top and 10 minutes later I've got a perfect haircut?

  • Mr Duck
    Mr Duck 10 days ago +3

    *it’s not even that bad*

  • Simonstar
    Simonstar 11 days ago

    This is me

  • FamGt
    FamGt 11 days ago

    Never trust a girl in saloon to cut your hair

  • Shannon Cambridge
    Shannon Cambridge 12 days ago

    i'm training in barbering and when i cut clients hair, i always get scared i'm gonna cut it too short so I check with them before making the first cut and hope that it's not too short. It's also nice when they know what grade they normally have on the back and sides or I have to use a longer grade and gradually get shorter until they're happy.

  • ChrisTheFatB0i Films
    ChrisTheFatB0i Films 13 days ago

    Wait isn’t this the stages of life?

  • Oceanna Carver
    Oceanna Carver 13 days ago

    Lol Supercuts in a nutshell

  • Iain Sipple
    Iain Sipple 15 days ago

    i hate my haircut rn because i told the guy to do a trim and he just made me bald, and now everything sucks.

  • bardiya roholfada
    bardiya roholfada 15 days ago

    Actually i need glasses to see myself well so i rally dont know whats going on till it's over

  • Explosomation
    Explosomation 16 days ago

    Couldn’t have been timed better

  • Ethan Thomas
    Ethan Thomas 20 days ago +1

    i was laughing at this video till i realized this exact situation happened to me. I passed out during a hair cut cause i had a panic attack for the first time, and the ambulance dude explained to me that it probably happened because i didnt like my haircut and i was too afraid to say anything about it as it got worse and worse lmaoo

  • Maria Sholgin
    Maria Sholgin 20 days ago

    Amazing 😂😂😂

  • 20,000 subscribers without a video challenge

    It's not even that short

  • XII Frxst
    XII Frxst 23 days ago +1

    Number one rule
    Get a black barber they’re a godsend

  • z01 llo
    z01 llo 24 days ago +3

    Can soo freaking relate but I'm still on the Depression stage

    But I'm always on the Depression stage so 😋

  • Authentic Psychopath
    Authentic Psychopath 24 days ago


  • Emilia Rb
    Emilia Rb 24 days ago

    I just got a really nice haircut, the issue is just that I had SUPER thick hair. My hairdresser took like half of it away, so I’m about to cry 😭

  • Yibin Jiang
    Yibin Jiang 24 days ago

    I ACTUALLY had a haircut once just like the one in the video. It was crazy I wear glasses so I wasn't able to see myself until it was too late. I had to ask the teachers for permission to wear a hoodie because it literally looked as if a sheep came and ate my hair. He also charged me $10 ;-;

  • Cooper Marks
    Cooper Marks 24 days ago

    So god damn true

  • Furiousfater1 23
    Furiousfater1 23 24 days ago

    He lookes like a rat in the thumbnail

  • Wago
    Wago 25 days ago +1


    These are the 5 stages of grief

  • Joseph Acosta
    Joseph Acosta 25 days ago

    When he said he didn't want to say anything I felt it, and it was to familiar

  • Henrique Paralta
    Henrique Paralta 26 days ago

    if this aint me

  • giraffe neck
    giraffe neck 27 days ago

    stage six: “that will be $75.00”

  • SnekPL
    SnekPL 27 days ago

    I just got a terrible haircut, I hope my hair will regrow in may :-(

  • Tarek Ali
    Tarek Ali Month ago

    this sketch is soooo true 😂

  • ren butt
    ren butt Month ago

    why do all the comments have a thousand likes

  • Eddie Hope
    Eddie Hope Month ago

    So true

  • Ben.f_17
    Ben.f_17 Month ago

    Just got done with a fucking terrible haircut. Why aren’t we allowed to wear hats in school?

  • no
    no Month ago

    i asked for her to cut it to chin length...... she cut it to my jawline.... that's not my chin b

  • Mr. Fox
    Mr. Fox Month ago

    This is literally me, but without stage five.

  • Tonya Mutch
    Tonya Mutch Month ago

    Lutherangrants ,com awarded me a $15,000 grant easily

  • Gian Angelo Hernandez

    These are the 5 stages of grief right?

  • showdonz
    showdonz Month ago

    Mad fuckin accurate, esp with the beard it's obsession, depression, acceptance..starting your life over

  • kylie m
    kylie m Month ago

    I've been going to the same lady since my literal first haircut as a toddler. She's been through it all with me...including my horribly faded green hair I did myself. I also have to trust her with my life since I can't see without my glasses.

  • Brandon Safari
    Brandon Safari Month ago

    Women can’t cut hair

  • Ben K
    Ben K Month ago

    So true though

  • Wes
    Wes Month ago

    My sideburns 😑😧😨😫😰😓😔🙃

  • Wes
    Wes Month ago

    When you are not allowed to wear your hat in your classes 😭

  • Hansen Horst
    Hansen Horst Month ago +1

    Laughs and cries in bald hehe

  • Paul C
    Paul C Month ago

    It’s kinda his fault for not explaining what he wants “a little off the top”

  • IconicKween
    IconicKween Month ago +2

    When i take off my glasses for nearsightedness it looks like I’m bald with scalp tattoos

  • Jackson Danley
    Jackson Danley Month ago

    This is literally me

  • Da Derpy Ghost
    Da Derpy Ghost Month ago

    This is so god damn tru

  • Forgot Name
    Forgot Name Month ago

    How is this video appearing everytime i got my hair cut

  • 21st century emo
    21st century emo Month ago

    this made me feel better about the ass haircut i just got

  • LaezySparks
    LaezySparks Month ago

    Don't forget the part where you're like: "Hey this actually is starting to look like a good haircut now". And then they cut off even more and completely ruin it.

  • Shaik Junaid Abdul Naveed

    🤣 i literally scrolled down the page to fit you in

  • K Lover
    K Lover Month ago

    Stages of a Bad Haircut
    1. Explanation of Expected and Wanted Haircut
    2. Exceeding in the Length/Width/Height of Your Expected Haircut
    3. Denial of going in the Right road of the Haircut
    4. Pain and Miserable Suffering...
    5. End Of the Crying Suffocation of Death and Beginning of The Bad HairCut Consequence.
    6. Protecting the Visions of the Public seeing the Excruciating Ugly Hair
    7. Daily Strategy for Hiding and Keeping safe of the Bad Haircut to The World
    9. Finding Great barber Shops

  • K Lover
    K Lover Month ago

    I got a Bad Haircut on my BIRTHMONTH... Also i was called 'Bad Hair Month' I WEAR HOODIES THE WHOLE MONTH

  • Imogen-mahni Hayward

    Me: okay so my hair’s growing out, I should probably get it cut again. I’ve had it this short before, it’ll be fine. I like short hair
    Oh hey this is nice
    Wait no she’s going kind of short
    No no that’s too short
    *I look like Curly Kurt Cobain*
    Shit no no too short
    I hate it
    I’m ugly
    I hate this
    No no no
    I hate
    *oh damn I actually love this length*

  • Christian Cordova
    Christian Cordova Month ago


  • The Off Worlder
    The Off Worlder Month ago

    The thumbnail almost looks like Jack Howard

  • apologyapocalypse
    apologyapocalypse Month ago

    Did the same thing with a dye job. It was for my senior portrait 😥

  • Preston Luna
    Preston Luna Month ago

    Stage seven: Your brother getting a perfect haircut and you get a bad haircut and you wishing you had his barber

  • grayterminal232
    grayterminal232 Month ago

    Get a hair cur from a black man and you are golden

  • Frittatas
    Frittatas Month ago

    This is too real

  • Deo Balinos
    Deo Balinos Month ago

    Is Grant gay?

  • Vlajko
    Vlajko Month ago

    no problem with this since i cut my own hair

  • Jeremy Chen
    Jeremy Chen Month ago

    Why does this match the 5 stages of death/depression/marathon/debugging?

    STEFIX Month ago

    i litteraly had the same hair cut since the 7th grade

  • America USA
    America USA Month ago

    It's so accurate

  • Lucy Foster
    Lucy Foster Month ago

    Nailed it.

  • Martin Breton
    Martin Breton Month ago

    Missing the phase where you take the matter in your own hand and shave it off.

  • Jordan Newlander
    Jordan Newlander Month ago

    He looks like a mushroom

  • Queen is Love, Queen is Life.

    It’s almost 100% accurate, except the hairdresser doesn’t seem to have a reflection, which should be a little more unnerving than the haircut

  • Andrew Craven
    Andrew Craven 2 months ago

    So truueee

  • Ryan Afrifa
    Ryan Afrifa 2 months ago

    Every Time I Cut My Hair

  • Quinten Peele
    Quinten Peele 2 months ago


  • ButterCat G
    ButterCat G 2 months ago

    12 Deadly Shaves

  • PandasHateGrizzlies ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    This is why i only go to Male Barbers, sure it might sound a bit sexist but Men just know how to deal with Mens hair much better

  • Jomard Benemile
    Jomard Benemile 2 months ago

    Next time bring a picture of the haircut you want or have a regular barber. I always look fresh after a haircut

  • Jimmy Alonso
    Jimmy Alonso 2 months ago

    "The defect in that one is bleach."

  • The Lazy Grandpa
    The Lazy Grandpa 2 months ago

    This was literally me today. Verbatim

  • v_for_vegandetta
    v_for_vegandetta 2 months ago

    Grant should grow a beard