The 5 Stages of Getting a Bad Haircut | CH Shorts

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  • d teachout
    d teachout 57 minutes ago

    No crap this legit happened to me exactly like this today🤣🤣🤣

  • a dank lord
    a dank lord 3 hours ago +1

    I told the barber I only wanted to CUT half an inch off. He cut like 3 inches and LEFT me with half an inch of hair. I really want to cry lol.

  • moneytalks1219
    moneytalks1219 2 days ago

    To many rings

  • Kevin Tom
    Kevin Tom 3 days ago

    even if u tell them they still keep it short and that's ladies and gentlemen the ugly truth

  • Delvin Mercado
    Delvin Mercado 4 days ago

    My life

  • Justitia -Politik und Meinungsvideos

    A man needs a hat!! ;)

  • Melanie Seven Biri CryBaby

    I watched this 1 year ago and just realised these are the 5 stages of dying.

  • Kallisti Babylon
    Kallisti Babylon 9 days ago

    When i had a mohawk i did it myself, when i had a man bun i did it myself and i am still doing it myself. No problemo

  • Lewsters
    Lewsters 9 days ago

    This was legit me today

  • Cxcaine Father
    Cxcaine Father 16 days ago +1

    I just got a haircut and this is me bruh it looks so horrible

    ᄋᄉᄋARMYONCE 16 days ago

    i’m in the depression phase of a bad haircut :/

  • Rushika Prasad
    Rushika Prasad 17 days ago +1

    I remember when a boy at my school got bullied for haveing a messed up hair cut, and the he shoved the guy who was bullying him, and he tripped and fell, and broke his arm in 3 places. Then the bullied kid got in trouble?! Oh and the kid who was bullying him was actually an immigrant kid who didn’t know about America’s culture and was just doing what the popular kids told him to do in order to fit in.

    Kids are so cruel. It’s like as an adult, your either Evil (5% or people) or good, but as kid, you have no understanding or empathy. It’s downright terrible, and if you were the 5% of people like me who couldn’t understand why being mean would make people happy, then don’t worry, it gets better lol...

  • Anna Marie DiBona
    Anna Marie DiBona 18 days ago

    The haircut actually doesn’t look that bad without the gel

  • SergioLorenzo B
    SergioLorenzo B 19 days ago

    Ppl get bad haircuts because they don’t explain right or the barber trash. U have to ask for the correct haircut

  • SergioLorenzo B
    SergioLorenzo B 19 days ago

    Just ask the barber to go step by step. And tell him to show you when he cuts your hair so u can supervise

  • Sarah VanSickle
    Sarah VanSickle 19 days ago

    I have a bad haircut 😢😭😭😭

    {SSLUSHIESS} 22 days ago

    _me causally watching this after getting a horrible haircut from my grandma

  • Andrea Toninato
    Andrea Toninato 22 days ago

    Usually i go through all these stages but when I take a shower and then dry my hair I accept it by turning it into shut but MY way

  • Dave East
    Dave East 23 days ago

    This is why u need a good barber and to be very specific about ur cut

  • ChopStickZero
    ChopStickZero 23 days ago

    Cant remember the last time I went for a haircut. I do it myself the best only the back someone helps me.
    Not once did they do a good job, its like theyre all self taught. Also not once has a hairdresser advised a haircut with regards to my face shape or at least took it into account a little bit.

  • Lily & Ian
    Lily & Ian 25 days ago +6

    i just got my hair BUTCHERED. literally. like an actual mullet. this is helping a little bit.

    • Sarah VanSickle
      Sarah VanSickle 19 days ago +1

      Tell me about it. I rock a buzz cut all the time and ive always told the person cutting my hair to line it up kinda like a man. So i get that butchy kinda punk look. Well anyway i tell that to this lady and normaly i get a #2 guard for my buzzcut. She did that and then went in for the line up IN THE FRONT LIKE A BLACK MAN. Oh noooo. I meant squared in the back just barley and the side burns just touched a bit. She lined up my front 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢 i couls just die. And she rounded out the back 2 inches up from my natrual line 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭 this is just a horrendous haircut.

  • Jo 08
    Jo 08 26 days ago

    Shit haircut 2 days before back at school. Pray for me

  • Max Henderson
    Max Henderson 27 days ago

    It's when you get it way too short on the topppp

  • Sam Woolley
    Sam Woolley 27 days ago

    So relatable

  • Ethan Davis
    Ethan Davis 29 days ago

    Bro this happened to me last week

  • Extra Terrestrial
    Extra Terrestrial 29 days ago

    I'm never letting anyone near my hair with a scissor ever again..
    I regret not trimming it myself because I have done it before but my retarded brain thought it was a good idea to go to a hairdresser again... yeah right.
    Let the hair anxiety for months/years to come begin.

  • Justine Tobi Dayao
    Justine Tobi Dayao 29 days ago

    Experiencing this dilemma. :( Why do they don’t know the meaning of trim? Or Don’t cut this part? Now, I’m ugly too. Can’t wait for a week to pass.

  • Ariel Salazar
    Ariel Salazar 29 days ago

    100% true.

  • AFGThugonomics9
    AFGThugonomics9 29 days ago +2

    Anyone else here after a bad haircut? Ugh.. 3 inches gone. Can't even style it right. I'm throwing something the next time I see this broad.

  • Zz
    Zz Month ago

    My hair would actually have looked better if they used a bowl I’m pretty sure they fucked up and tried to fix it but made it worse

  • StrikeSideway
    StrikeSideway Month ago

    Same stylist - last time, best haircut ever. This time, worst haircut ever. I could have done better with a FlowBee.

  • Faizan Shamsi
    Faizan Shamsi Month ago

    I always think I look best in the middle of the haircut but I tell them to keep going cause I’m to broke to keep going back to the salon

  • _ Cereal _
    _ Cereal _ Month ago

    This is so true tho

  • Dowly
    Dowly Month ago

    Unfortunately I’m stuck in stage 4

  • Solstice Saiyan
    Solstice Saiyan Month ago

    I don’t care if im a dude nobody can make me cut my hair

  • Cliché Originals
    Cliché Originals Month ago

    You forgot the stage where you say to yourself that you’re not gonna tip, but then you tip your usual amount anyways

  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    Let's take a moment of silence for Grant's hair
    He sacraficed his hair for a video

  • Neymar Jr
    Neymar Jr Month ago

    It’s worse when you’re in school cuz u think your friends are gonna roast yo ass😭😭😂

  • .
    . Month ago

    My stages:
    1. Should i leave?
    2. Wtf is going on?!
    3. This shit looks horrible!
    4. Well it ain’t actually that bad tho...

  • Miguel Angel Briseño Flores

    My stages:
    "Ok, lets do this"
    *Slept for 15 min*
    "I can't do this again"
    "Wow, it looks good!"

  • JULI4N0
    JULI4N0 Month ago

    this happens to me but the haircut actually looks good at the end

  • Will Towel
    Will Towel Month ago +1

    Currently at the depression stage lol

  • TheRealRevelation
    TheRealRevelation Month ago

    And this is why i haven't gotten a haircut in the last 11 years!

  • Joseph Fogarty
    Joseph Fogarty Month ago

    0:09 literally what everyone says when they get a haircut

  • anemicsilence
    anemicsilence Month ago

    overly talkative barber, does great haircut vs. silent barber, does shitty haircut.

  • Dominic 8Games
    Dominic 8Games Month ago

    Lol these are the stages of grief

  • Pearce Packman
    Pearce Packman Month ago

    Why is getting a haircut the same for literally everyone 😂

  • Kono Dutch
    Kono Dutch Month ago

    Runnn!!!! Run!!!!

  • Frej Gammelgård
    Frej Gammelgård Month ago

    I dunno man, I get great haircuts because I stick with the same barber

  • Dizzee K
    Dizzee K Month ago

    Omg, and I'm getting a haircut in a few hours. Now I'm nervous.

  • Michael Lazarou
    Michael Lazarou Month ago +1

    There's also a stage where I'm perfectly satisfied with my hair length, but they keep cutting and it always ends up too short

  • Michael Lazarou
    Michael Lazarou Month ago

    I've never, NEVER been satisfied with a haircut. I think it's because of the mere exposure effect and how you prefer what you are used to, so when your hair gets shoer terms while you've been used to it being longer you don't like it

  • Lionkinglanersa 999
    Lionkinglanersa 999 Month ago +1

    I got the same haircut today

  • GG Eazy
    GG Eazy Month ago

    When y have a date with a girl and your barber gives u bad haircut is the worst day of your life.
    i hope nobody feels that

  • CodeNameGhost
    CodeNameGhost 2 months ago

    Omg this help me emotionally, I just got my shit cut and fucking hate it! Too short.
    It was sport clips

  • Anonymous Leader
    Anonymous Leader 2 months ago

    My haircut every month... But when it grows back... It's wonderful

  • Corey Klimovitz
    Corey Klimovitz 2 months ago

    How is it that I tell them in detail what I want and even show them a picture but they still just take 2 inches off all around. I SAID A HALF INCH AND NOW MY LIFE IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE FOR 2-3 WEEKS.

  • Clark Kent
    Clark Kent 2 months ago +1

    This is why I dont cut my hair until my friends or family forces me to go.

  • Fusion Gamer
    Fusion Gamer 2 months ago


  • Marco Brace
    Marco Brace 2 months ago

    I was in the chair and literally said this guys a professional and he has to know what he’s doing but I guess not