Theo Von Fights the Dark Arts While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

  • Published on Mar 21, 2019
  • Theo Von is one of the funniest comedians working today. You can catch him on the Dark Arts Tour coming to a city near you. His special, No Offense, is on Netflix now. And he has a podcast, This Past Weekend, which is available on Apple, Spotify, USclip, and wherever else you get your pods. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the Rat King takes on the wings of death and chats with Sean Evans as if they were lifelong buddies. As he battles the hot-sauce dark arts, Theo tells stories about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, capturing chimps in Louisiana, and adapting to the L.A. lifestyle. GANG GANG!
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  • First We Feast
    First We Feast  2 months ago +7246


    • Charmcity77
      Charmcity77 Day ago

      @MimicMayhem it's a European haircut

    • Jeoffroi Bienvenue
      Jeoffroi Bienvenue 3 days ago

      *๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š ๐š™๐šŠ๐š›๐š๐š—๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐šœ ๐šœ๐š‘๐š˜๐š ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šž๐š™ ๐š’๐š— ๐š–๐šข ๐š•๐š’๐š๐šŽ > ***

    • JW Koenig
      JW Koenig 10 days ago

      First We Feast .... thanks for this.

    • Found Wheels
      Found Wheels 14 days ago

      The "bro" rubbed off on him lol

    • Doctor Bluwafflez
      Doctor Bluwafflez 15 days ago

      Bad Hombre like you don't know.

  • Doe Joe
    Doe Joe Day ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ loved this episode the most

  • GooMeSideways
    GooMeSideways Day ago

    Did the intimate music have to kick in half way through?

  • Charmcity77
    Charmcity77 Day ago

    Jesus Christ is this semen? Lmao

    THAT BOOSTED GUY Day ago +1

    "I think we got molested, cheers to that" lol

  • William Alicea
    William Alicea Day ago

    Certain things you just don't need to

  • Josh Bleezy
    Josh Bleezy Day ago

    Feels like it knows me at a core level dude

  • Sebastian
    Sebastian Day ago

    This video deserves more likes

  • Robert Toth
    Robert Toth 2 days ago

    Would like to see Theo Von in a movie! Maybe some sort of Indian/ Cowboy/ Westernish genre.....

  • Younes Haballa
    Younes Haballa 2 days ago

    *Theo looking at the tissue

    "Is this semen?' LMAO

  • Bri Van Der Pol
    Bri Van Der Pol 2 days ago

    He eats the whole wing ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ I like when a guest comes hungry

  • TMT 1
    TMT 1 2 days ago

    Sharon Osborne lmao

  • Ian Contreras
    Ian Contreras 2 days ago

    Sean, I appreciate the visit wyoming ads on the CTA.

  • mu99ins
    mu99ins 2 days ago

    Eating nuclear hot sauce is for other people. I failed masochism in school. I like to do things that feel good. One of my rules in life is, no matter what you're doing, there will be no nuclear hot sauce involved. It's one of those universal laws that works for everything.

  • Button Pusher
    Button Pusher 2 days ago

    R.I.P Billy Conforto

  • Button Pusher
    Button Pusher 2 days ago

    And he ate the whole wing

  • Andrew Sorensen
    Andrew Sorensen 2 days ago

    Looks like a generic Tom Brady, with a mullet!! Awesome!!

  • Jakob Ruffinen
    Jakob Ruffinen 2 days ago

    โ€œThis ones to autismโ€

  • Tidal Wave
    Tidal Wave 2 days ago

    13:03 Dang, these emotions crept up like a Trojan hot sauce.

  • Walter De wit
    Walter De wit 2 days ago +1

    You hear the devil walking. . . .

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    theo still the hot ones goat

  • mrscook1182
    mrscook1182 2 days ago

    I feel like a breeched birth

    Theo is the man.

  • Javier Herrera Quiroz

    We need Joe Rogan
    Like for Joe

  • REX DE
    REX DE 3 days ago

    You have to get The Hodgetwins on there and they like spicy stuff

  • Patrick Arehart
    Patrick Arehart 3 days ago

    Whatโ€™s with the music๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Troy Payne
    Troy Payne 3 days ago

    I finally figured how who this guy looks like. Fucking Patrick swayze.

  • Christopher Templeton
    Christopher Templeton 3 days ago +1

    It makes me so sad he didn't talk about Billy Conforto :'(

    • ClarkeClark12
      ClarkeClark12 Day ago

      Christopher Templeton โ€œr.i.p billy conforto he drove into a embankmentโ€

  • Prophecy Productions

    Rip Billy Conforto

  • Thomas Vigil
    Thomas Vigil 3 days ago

    Bring on Brendan Schuab

  • Shon Dixon
    Shon Dixon 3 days ago +1

    His coughing at 15:42 had me dying for some reason ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Professorkomodo
    Professorkomodo 3 days ago

    damn theo really fell apart there in the middle

  • Brandon Garza
    Brandon Garza 4 days ago

    I always skip to just before DA BOMB

  • John Doe
    John Doe 4 days ago +1

    First thing not to do place hand near eyes when going on hot ones first few seconds Theo is covering both of his eyes with them and rubbing......

    Theo I like how you think never change except if you want to much love to all of you.

  • Paola Bueno
    Paola Bueno 4 days ago

    yooo their litterly on a date

  • mrsuns10
    mrsuns10 4 days ago +1

    His Joey Diaz impersonation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jonas Larsson
    Jonas Larsson 4 days ago +1

    Just not watching Trevor Noah...

  • al faivre
    al faivre 4 days ago +4

    Maybe my favorite one of all. When it turned into just a friendly conversation I was sold. Two nice dudes just talking.

  • nayrB V
    nayrB V 4 days ago +9

    Theoโ€™s funniest podcast was with Joey Diaz. Episode 383.
    They ate shrooms and got high as hell.
    Some of the funniest stories Iโ€™ve ever heard. Highly recommend!

  • R. Clark
    R. Clark 4 days ago +1

    If I showed that to one of my friends back home he'd just choke me out.

  • 1kal
    1kal 4 days ago

    This is one of the funniest ones I've seen :-)

  • William Johnson
    William Johnson 4 days ago

    I know I'm wrong but i feel like Sean gets upset when the guest doesn't ask "Why you shaking that bottle?"

  • Dylan Jordan
    Dylan Jordan 4 days ago +1

    โ€œIโ€™m like at her waistโ€
    *shows picture*
    *is exactly the same height*

  • Bethany Scherette
    Bethany Scherette 4 days ago +5

    This episode has the BEST one liners!! I can't breathe hahahahahahaha

  • Thomas Strauss
    Thomas Strauss 4 days ago

    Please get Joe Rogan on

  • Justin Harris
    Justin Harris 4 days ago +2

    โ€œWe mightโ€™ve been molested. Heres to thatโ€

  • tinncan
    tinncan 4 days ago +1

    Can you request all flats if you go on the show? I like the flats... How do they decide which wing section gets which sauce? We need a behind the scenes if I haven't already missed that.

  • Charles Greenland
    Charles Greenland 5 days ago

    Get it THEO!!!!!!

  • Cathleen Walker
    Cathleen Walker 5 days ago

    "...big tits tied together. You know? I like seeing that." I'm done. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Sebastian Ramirez
    Sebastian Ramirez 5 days ago +1

    Wow Sean was supposed to interview Theo but the script was flipped

  • Veronica w
    Veronica w 5 days ago +3

    BEST one yet! His comments are hilarious. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. I want to know what he remembered from a long time ago.

  • Magpie Smyth
    Magpie Smyth 5 days ago

    Yeah Stonehenge is basically a British inside joke .. Yeah no we LOVE Stonehenge now give us money..

  • pho3nixinflight
    pho3nixinflight 6 days ago

    You see a lot of big tits tied up ya know, which I like seeing.

  • Dannia Mendoza
    Dannia Mendoza 6 days ago


  • BaySnay
    BaySnay 6 days ago

    I have never heard of this man, but I laughed through this whole thing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Astronut
      Astronut 5 days ago

      Check him out, great podcast

  • Darin Thompson
    Darin Thompson 6 days ago

    Definitely the funniest Hot Ones yet.

  • Gregor Carlin
    Gregor Carlin 6 days ago

    How long was Sean shaking that sauce

  • Ramna Viaz
    Ramna Viaz 6 days ago +1

    Should've asked him about theo gate, sean dropped the ball on that one.

  • BigWave
    BigWave 6 days ago

    11:24 Sean out here lookin like a miniature Wayne from Letterkenny

  • Mike Traum & The Shooters

    I get my Pods from any local 711, Wawa, BP, or Royal Farms.

  • jon robbins
    jon robbins 7 days ago

    Here's to autism.. Lol

  • 8ruskii
    8ruskii 7 days ago

    "Oh I'll go fuckin deep with you dawg. You Neal Armstrong, I'm Buzz Aldrin, daddy! I'm ready to fuckin rearrange my chromosomes! Here's to Autism brother". - Splits me every time :D

  • Dani C
    Dani C 7 days ago

    I would go see Theo

  • Ryon
    Ryon 7 days ago

    The only guy with a 2019 styled mullet

  • Emmett Smith III
    Emmett Smith III 7 days ago

    / / / *A.K.A. FUEGO DIEGO* \ \ \

  • James
    James 8 days ago

    Right before Sean said "It's customary we do a last dab" Theo went "Are you making this up?", then at the end of the episode he says: "I remember watching this show and wanting to be on".

  • Erik Batie
    Erik Batie 8 days ago

    I canโ€™t remember the last time I laughed so hard!

  • Erik Batie
    Erik Batie 8 days ago

    โ€œShit shamanโ€!

  • Wes Rardain
    Wes Rardain 8 days ago

    Theo von is one of my favorite people ever. I wish I could work for him for minimum wage. He literally made dude talk more about himself than I ever heard anyone have him do yeah before and Iโ€™ve watched every episode.

  • Mary Maughan
    Mary Maughan 8 days ago +2

    I had no clue who this guy was...I am in fucking tears over here. Hot Ones strikes again

  • greg cooper
    greg cooper 8 days ago

    here's to autism brother

  • Tim Bishop
    Tim Bishop 8 days ago +4

    Theo : I just remembered something from a long time ago

  • Che1seabluesdrogba11

    "you look like a"

  • t fanning
    t fanning 8 days ago

    Theo is the shit. Period.

  • someonesaidstfu
    someonesaidstfu 9 days ago

    "Here's to autism brother" = L.O.S.T M.Y S.H.I.T Hahahahahahahahaha

  • Release us from the Matrix

    Awe Theo... kindred spirits. Makin people feel like you're their best friend instantly! love it!

  • BURN-E
    BURN-E 9 days ago

    Ok theo I love you but dont you DARE diss my Aรงai Bowl.

  • Dan Woodward
    Dan Woodward 9 days ago +16

    "She had short hair. Looked like a French fella"

  • Matt Bugden
    Matt Bugden 9 days ago +1

    RIP Charlie

  • Hanz Flackshnack
    Hanz Flackshnack 9 days ago +16

    I didn't know who Theo Von was but this guy is a wordplay genius. Laughed more during this interview than any Hot Ones I've seen

    • B. Reich
      B. Reich Day ago

      You gotta hit up his podcast king and the Sting! It's this x100. It's the funniest thing on USclip

  • A L
    A L 9 days ago +6

    "Dude, I think we got molested! hahaha I lost it.

  • Nicholas Espinal
    Nicholas Espinal 9 days ago

    Guys like a GPSAMMICH

  • Crispy Bacon
    Crispy Bacon 9 days ago +1

    I cannot remember a time I ever laughed this hard! Starting at 16:09 ...."I just remembered something from a long time ago." ....Then it begins! I'm still laughing while I type this, and he is completely off the cuff. I just became a fan!

  • Patricia Boyer
    Patricia Boyer 10 days ago

    Theo, I miss their fried chicken! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Fortified Mind
    Fortified Mind 10 days ago

    Dude you're just as tall as she is! 13:46

  • Dime in Chainz
    Dime in Chainz 10 days ago

    This is my fav one of the show. Theo is hilarious and I like how he asked questions too.

  • Stephen Wilkerson
    Stephen Wilkerson 10 days ago

    sean is reaching nardwuar levels of secret information

  • Joshua David
    Joshua David 10 days ago

    this fictional viet

  • Olusegun Arigbede
    Olusegun Arigbede 10 days ago +1

    'at least one of them, she's a prolific Woman'

  • Tom Tom
    Tom Tom 10 days ago +1

    dunno who this dude is but one of my fav hot ones! these guys seems like long time friends

    VICBOT 10 days ago

    I think Theoโ€™s mullet grew 2โ€ after this ๐Ÿ‘

  • Deadlytramp
    Deadlytramp 10 days ago

    Probably two of the smartest people in the world ๐Ÿ˜
    Also, my favourite two people. โค

  • david king
    david king 11 days ago +1

    Is that daniel?

  • Brandon Okkers
    Brandon Okkers 11 days ago

    My favorite comedian

  • Ron Fraser
    Ron Fraser 11 days ago +1

    Theo is the best a real person, feel like i known him all my life

  • Chris Chart
    Chris Chart 11 days ago

    'is this seaman?' cracking up

  • ShotsAHoy 5
    ShotsAHoy 5 11 days ago +1

    ..... "Do people vomit!?" LoL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Gobzz Dueรฑez
    Gobzz Dueรฑez 11 days ago

    Imma simple man.... i c Theo von I click and like

  • Jfreak
    Jfreak 11 days ago

    "Heres to autism" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • chaosmos24
    chaosmos24 12 days ago +1

    Theo is so right about Denny's.