Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Play Truth or Dab | Hot Ones

  • Published on Apr 18, 2019
  • Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura-a.k.a., Burnt Chrysler and Drip Daddy Dollaz-have two simple choices in this Hot Ones spinoff: Tell the truth, or suffer the pain of the Last Dab. Watch as host Sean Evans drills the comedy BFFs with high-stakes questions about everything from comics who crib jokes, to which standup had the worst Netflix special of the year. The only way to escape the truth is to eat an incredibly spicy wing.
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  • First We Feast
    First We Feast  3 months ago +965

    It's the final day of Webby Awards voting-help take Hot Ones to the finish line! #DoItForBill

    • Michael Mujadin
      Michael Mujadin 12 days ago

      Hey I can't find any articles answering this question, but all the articles only said he was on the show and nothing on whether he sued Hot Ones after the challenge; therefore that's why i ask did he end up suing the show or not?

    • Shante
      Shante Month ago

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    • AbdelRaphaΓ―l Houari
      AbdelRaphaΓ―l Houari 2 months ago

      Which redhead is he talking about?

    • Chris Irish
      Chris Irish 2 months ago

      well dangit, I was too late to place a vote.. oh well :( Perhaps next time..

  • Tug Speedman
    Tug Speedman 52 minutes ago

    In addition to not being funny. Bert always looks like he's seconds away from a heart attack that would kill him before he hit the ground.

  • james roberts
    james roberts Hour ago

    Hannah Gadsby LMFAO

    • james roberts
      james roberts Hour ago

      Let me clarify, i don't think Hannah Gadsby is funny but Bert saying that zer Netflix special is the least funny is

  • Bryce Welcher
    Bryce Welcher 19 hours ago +1

    This was gold πŸ†

  • frost1117
    frost1117 Day ago +1

    You absolutely can hear Bert say Amy Schumer when they talk about joke stealing

  • spdmnkytube79
    spdmnkytube79 Day ago


  • basswolfe
    basswolfe 3 days ago

    Bert, you are a God

  • Roach DoggJR
    Roach DoggJR 3 days ago

    The music from 1:03 remind me to $399, that's a great price.

  • Roach DoggJR
    Roach DoggJR 3 days ago

    The music from 1:03 remind me to $399, that's a great price.

  • Darth Joosboxx
    Darth Joosboxx 3 days ago

    Can someone please make a tv show with these two together?

  • Brian Hickey
    Brian Hickey 4 days ago

    Put Joe Rogan on regular Hot Ones! 😎

  • siguy923
    siguy923 4 days ago

    Bert isn’t that funny. I’ve watched a few of his standup sets and they weren’t LOL funny. Mike Epps special was a lot more hilarious, pregnant Ali Wong was funnier too.

  • Damien X
    Damien X 4 days ago +6

    I SWEAR... If these two ever did like a "dual stand up" performance or something... I would surrender my pay check IMMEDIATELY to go see it!!! (These 2 are 2/4 of my current "Comedy Mount Rushmore!") (IMO)

  • Zachary Simon
    Zachary Simon 4 days ago

    If they were doing actual dabs this would be so much better

  • Zachary Simon
    Zachary Simon 4 days ago

    Anyone else thought this was about them smoking some oil?

  • Damien X
    Damien X 4 days ago +1

    Bert's laugh is literally contagious!!!

    • Zachary Simon
      Zachary Simon 4 days ago

      Damien X it’s the worst thing ever

  • Fat Rabbit
    Fat Rabbit 5 days ago

    Did Coolio really sue FWF?

  • Kristopher Rice
    Kristopher Rice 5 days ago

    I thought they were going to be taking fat rips of some oil lmaoooπŸ˜‚

  • I'm unsubscribing.
    I'm unsubscribing. 5 days ago

    They’re just not funny at all. Wow

  • Jay22
    Jay22 5 days ago

    Best truth or dab EVER!

  • schristofersen
    schristofersen 5 days ago

    This was way better than it should have been. Bert is perfect for this show.

  • Will Madtenbrook
    Will Madtenbrook 6 days ago +2

    Who else thought they were taking a different kind of dab

  • MCcookiebreath
    MCcookiebreath 6 days ago

    I think kreisher said Jay Moore when he whispered a comedian who steals jokes. Thats why he ironically said he stole the russian joke.
    Mohr has stole that one and also his tracy morgan story before

  • sessionss
    sessionss 7 days ago

    fuck you Tom. really going to get jelly over the machine. that was hommie's bit to stardom. Let him tell it till the day he dies. Asshole

  • Hi
    Hi 7 days ago +1

    Wtf why does sean go up and rub their stomachs after

  • daniel horowski
    daniel horowski 7 days ago

    Asking me why I don't watch regular TV

  • Elijah C
    Elijah C 7 days ago

    Truth n' Dab sounds like a VERY good show idea now.

  • Cowboy
    Cowboy 7 days ago

    Hahahah they both have gotten so fat since this πŸ˜‚

  • Justa Guy
    Justa Guy 7 days ago

    The fuck, Tom all of a sudden doesn't remember anything

  • bamadeadhead
    bamadeadhead 8 days ago +1

    2:31 β€œim cleaning this bone, im on a dietβ€πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌ

  • kevin smith
    kevin smith 8 days ago

    Aisling Bea lmaooo that’s definitely the girl lmaoo hahahahahaha

  • Kenien Spann
    Kenien Spann 8 days ago

    it was a ted talk indeed

  • Timothy Ellsworth
    Timothy Ellsworth 8 days ago

    Yo is that egg-nog Tom is drinking? Is doesn’t look exactly white like Bert’s drink.

    • heybulldog90
      heybulldog90 5 days ago

      Timothy Ellsworth he drinks almond milk

  • Steve Karum
    Steve Karum 8 days ago

    pewdiepie signature royalty free music? nice.

  • g323g
    g323g 9 days ago

    I think he whispered Carlos mencia

  • wheresallthezombies
    wheresallthezombies 9 days ago

    anyone know who bert said?

  • Eeik Rodriguez
    Eeik Rodriguez 9 days ago

    Get ari shaffir

  • Patrick D
    Patrick D 9 days ago

    I hope ppl learned bout them from this!

  • kloggmonkey
    kloggmonkey 10 days ago

    you ever done the florida man challenge?
    mine's "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza"

  • TheCrazyCanuck420
    TheCrazyCanuck420 10 days ago +3

    Finally someone just says it, the Hannah Gadsby special was just 100 proof POS.

  • Theodore Gideon Shisha

    Do they have different kinds of milk? Tom's looks like almond milk or something.

    • Crysta Casie
      Crysta Casie 8 days ago

      Theodore Gideon Shisha

    • Theodore Gideon Shisha
      Theodore Gideon Shisha 8 days ago

      @Crysta Casie Uuuuh. OK. :)

    • Crysta Casie
      Crysta Casie 8 days ago

      Theodore Gideon Shisha
      Yeah probably. The guests always get to choose what kind of milk they get.

  • shane
    shane 10 days ago

    I can’t believe you let the worlds fattest racist on the show!

  • Tesdant313
    Tesdant313 10 days ago +1

    lmao bert didnt wanna announce rogan was least funny

  • Tesdant313
    Tesdant313 10 days ago

    where can i get that charlie brown shirt

  • Sylvester K
    Sylvester K 10 days ago

    can tim ferriss please do this show

  • ethan gonzalez
    ethan gonzalez 11 days ago

    I love that I’m seeing a hell of a lot of comments about Bert’s giggle, haha

  • Ian Beck
    Ian Beck 11 days ago +2

    I thought this was gonna be a show where you have to either answer an uncomfortable question or get dysfunctionally high. Am disappointed.

  • Patrick McCutcheon
    Patrick McCutcheon 11 days ago

    Hearing a white guy telling someone to "keep it 100" is just fucking embarrassing.

  • Doodle Pop
    Doodle Pop 11 days ago

    I couldn't understand who he said was the worst Netflix special does anyone know what he said sound like Hannah something

    • Lilli Ross
      Lilli Ross 9 days ago

      @Justin James Houman Not over my head ... just answering a question to be helpful.

    • Justin James Houman
      Justin James Houman 9 days ago

      @Lilli Ross when he said it was like watching a TEDtalk... thatsthejoke.jpg ...whoosh over your heads... the special thing he referred to that was like a TEDtalk LITERALLY was a TEDtalk by her speaking about comedy.

    • Lilli Ross
      Lilli Ross 11 days ago +1

      He was referencing Hannah Gadsby's "Nanette"--he said it was more of a TED Talk than a comedy special, but that it was good and he was looking forward to seeing more of her work.

  • Lourdes and Daniel
    Lourdes and Daniel 11 days ago

    This could ruin their careers

  • C'est Moi
    C'est Moi 11 days ago +1

    wow! Will Forte put on a ton of weight!! LOL

  • Crunchiest Chip
    Crunchiest Chip 11 days ago

    Burt: Amy Schumer

  • California Michael
    California Michael 12 days ago

    You have a choice! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Declan Smith
    Declan Smith 12 days ago

    How did I know Tom’s secret would involve jerking off?

  • Chris Plays
    Chris Plays 12 days ago

    They have to be back on!!!!

  • jake nicol
    jake nicol 12 days ago

    Bert laugh around 410 is the first thing you hear in hell

  • Knight Bumactao
    Knight Bumactao 12 days ago

    The games suck

  • Scott Smith
    Scott Smith 12 days ago

    Two awesome dudes to have do this! They’re hilarious

  • Thicc_xan
    Thicc_xan 12 days ago +7

    I feel so uncomfortable knowing that the water looks so room temperature

    • Dustin D
      Dustin D 9 days ago +1

      Best kind of water you pleb

  • crackerblk
    crackerblk 13 days ago +1

    Where can I get the charlie brown sweatshirt?

  • Jose Ziggler
    Jose Ziggler 13 days ago +4

    I smoked a blunt with coolio, nice guy.

  • DaDarark
    DaDarark 13 days ago +7

    I’m sure everyone knew he was going to say Amy Schumer

  • Joe Carrier
    Joe Carrier 13 days ago

    Well I thought there was going to be pot smoking

  • Collin Speulstra
    Collin Speulstra 13 days ago

    I’m from Albany and agree completely with Bert

  • Bill Arsenic
    Bill Arsenic 13 days ago

    Bert looks like an action figure his head is too big for his body

    • Original Juice
      Original Juice 13 days ago

      like a fuggin' bobblehead with a huge beer gut. lmfao

  • Tito Chico
    Tito Chico 14 days ago +2

    ”a sunshine state dirtbag”

  • dominik solorzano
    dominik solorzano 14 days ago


  • Junior senior
    Junior senior 14 days ago

    Really nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Bert Kreischer:😬

  • thekenner
    thekenner 14 days ago

    Do you think the doctors of guys like Bert Kreischer, and Tom, and Joey Diaz get stressed out watching videos of them doing stuff like this?

  • Imran M
    Imran M 14 days ago

    This was epic.

  • Robert Mantell
    Robert Mantell 14 days ago

    Dude, is Tom Segura drinking eggnog? WTF is that??

  • smokegbabylbc
    smokegbabylbc 14 days ago

    ari is the least funniest in any list

  • Nick
    Nick 14 days ago

    Tom is drinking cumm., and Brendan Shaube has the WORST COMEDY SPECIAL EVER. They are pussies for not saying it...

    Keep shitting on Florida, one of the most hack premises of any comedy show. 3rd most populated state that isn't a democratic shithole like Cali or NY. People don't shit on the street. That;s all I gotta say. 305.

  • VOX Populi
    VOX Populi 14 days ago

    The fact that they ate and then answered was masterful

  • John Barras
    John Barras 14 days ago

    I keep rewinding these bits

  • TheAwesomeKing86
    TheAwesomeKing86 14 days ago +1

    1:11 ayee that pewdiepie ad plug music, i see u hot ones 😜

  • Carson George
    Carson George 15 days ago

    Chreslyers on one as usual...

  • Roger Stone
    Roger Stone 15 days ago

    Try Tropical Pepper Co Scorpion pepper sauce. It tastes like Scorpion peppers but isn't as hot.

  • NIc K
    NIc K 15 days ago +4

    Amy shumer nobody will say it. It's got to be because she was part of the inner circle at one time and has dirt on everybody and they don't want retaliation now that she's gone social justice warrior.

  • Jaydon Tobler
    Jaydon Tobler 15 days ago

    I'm surprised he and Tom are friends. He's wearing some goddamn Nikes...

  • ian farago
    ian farago 15 days ago

    This shoulda just been called β€œTruth β€˜N Dab” for them πŸ˜‚

  • Reyes Torres
    Reyes Torres 16 days ago

    Hannah Gadsby was funny at first and then she made it weird when she got into the deep shit. I was like hahah and then she arms of an angeled her life struggles into her set. Even as a gay man who had experienced similar trauma, I was like β€œummm gurl can you save this for therapy?”

  • Nitro Gaming
    Nitro Gaming 16 days ago

    Yall see the discrepancy in milk color? Why's Toms yellow? Lol

  • charlie lawson
    charlie lawson 16 days ago +1

    when did Sean find out about stone face jackets...

  • Deuce Dimensions
    Deuce Dimensions 16 days ago +3

    Wait who was Bert’s worst guest on the podcast ?

  • jay en
    jay en 17 days ago

    8:02 why did I think that they were going to hold hands for a second?

  • Big Sip
    Big Sip 17 days ago

    Bert's clearly baked, thought that was funny.

  • Lamelesstony123
    Lamelesstony123 18 days ago +4

    Bert eats wing then answers
    Sean: "Okay you don't actually have to answer now.."
    I'm dead 😭

  • Lamelesstony123
    Lamelesstony123 18 days ago +2

    This whole episode was pure gold, not a single dull moment with these two.

  • Jim Crow
    Jim Crow 18 days ago

    1:03 that music.. Do all youtubers use it or is it just this and Pewdiepie?

  • plamen bozhanv
    plamen bozhanv 18 days ago

    Γ–r was this for Kevin Hart when he was on :D:D:D

  • w00hoo16
    w00hoo16 18 days ago

    Only 399!

  • jlb9210
    jlb9210 20 days ago

    Damn, I thought they were dabbin'

  • James Dennis
    James Dennis 20 days ago +1

    Joey Diaz definitely the funniest

  • Just Killing Time
    Just Killing Time 21 day ago

    This might be the best thing on the internet

  • FBI
    FBI 21 day ago +1

    Has anyone been told that he's the machine?

  • sam long
    sam long 21 day ago

  • Darian Jax
    Darian Jax 21 day ago

    How high are these guys lmao

  • Kenneth James
    Kenneth James 22 days ago

    i want that shirt Tom

  • Carlos Acevedo
    Carlos Acevedo 22 days ago

    I knew the answer to the 3rd water question because of 2 Chainz lol