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I’m not gay, but I love this man.
He's married to a woman
This is the guy that BEGGED Trump to run. So, he was right once.
Peace on Earth is bullshit as long as Arabs are around, We as humanity are fucked! WW3 is not far away thanks to Arabs!
You have the energy of a 2 year old...loooveee it lol😊😅🤣😃😎
JOHN OLIVER, THE BRIT, IS EVER THE SMARTY PANTS WHO THINKS HE'S SMART.
@Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville ; ok, fair enough; you're probably right.
@Dan Zan well now that's not a better response because I'm pretty sure you don't know my neighbors
@Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville ; so compared to your neighbors and coworkers Oliver is smart. No, again, I'd have to say smarty pants for Oliver; although many on the left regard him as smart. Better response to you now or not?
@Dan Zan Well, no. Try reading my response again.
@Dan Zan No, try reading my response again.
This guy is very brillent
Is it or did somebody else also had a sudden urge to watch John Oliver after jerking off on pornhub
Edward snowden looks really good. Im.praying for him everyday and that God and his angels may watch over him. Take care my brotha
In the Snowden interview, literally everything in the room looked like it could have a secret camera in it.I genuinely feel bad for Snowden, be it he’s currently living under a government that he knows is much worse than the US. He has expressed dismay over Putin co-opting his reputation, thus puting Snowden on par with Julian Assange (opine all you want about Assange, but he is a far cry from what he was back in 2011. He was quickly turned into a Russian pawn during his embassy “exile”).
Chicken soup shower: 1. Remove shower head2. Fill shower head with chicken bouillon powder3. Reattach shower head4. Wait
The biggest practical joke I could think of was running Donald Trump for President.
Don't worry I have not forgotten the Wikileak where you were asked to smear Jill Stein and reply was we are already on to it and yes it was such a obvious smear I was under delusion from that that yes you are looking after your corpoate masters
it couldnt be more clear that i dont care for this humorless personification of a rat, yet youtube still puts this on my autoplay, b/c they are a bunch of globalist colluding shills.
I literally searched three days ago updates for the case of kenneka Jenkins and this video popped up yesterday,now I'm a little spooked.
brillent! & hillerryus!
this cat is a fking idiot...
I wish they would bring back "why is this still a thing"
The greatest practical joke I can think of is sitting in the WH.
Trump is not practical. A sick joke yes. Tripolar out
I love you dearly darling, but I must tell you one of my pet peeves is breaking up the word "another" to a nother...NO, NO. NO!!! There is no such word as "nother"!!! If you must break the word, it has to be an other. Please share this news with all how need to know.
43:21 Isn't that whataboutism that John Oliver bashed on?
John Oliver is my FAVOURITE unfunny live action beaker
Loved John 0liver From Britian TO u.s.a. I was over joyed to meet up with him again so chuffed I found him on here, US.A are very Lucky to have this Man xxx ;)
pip Thompson ... The world is lucky to have him, not just the states. But you said it, we are so chuffed.
Fuckin pussy Oliver.
he said pogs but you heard ...
John, Jackson isn't Florida. Dude, we're more likely to have a mass invasion of mosquitoes carrying off small children than alligators. I mean we have a few but it's not the thing we're known for.
There us no development its bull shit!!! It cant be sustained with 60% quotes to minorities who raped and looted the mejority!!!!
54:50 whoever came up with that outro text, needs a raise
This guy sucks!
Our class also read Eli Wiesel's Night, and Devil in the White City.
Crack Cookie monster doesn't feel amusing to me anymore given his questions.
I'm definitely biased, as I'm from New Zealand and am mildly left leaning in regards to politics (which is a very different type of "left wing" in comparison to a lot of the western world) but I find John Oliver's commentary to be quietly profound. He hides what could be considered radical Liberal ideology in between goofy jokes and a ludicrous character. I wish I could watch this show in its entirety through legal channels, as I'd like to support this sort of content, but unfortunately we don't get HBO here and I can't justify an online subscription for one show.Also, New Zealand isn't as weird as he would have you believe. We're much, much weirder.
we have it in the comedy channel in australia as part of a foxtel package.
Add Ecosia to your Chrome Tab and plant a tree for EVERY search...www.ecosia.org/videos?q=Saddam+Hussain+given+key+to+DetroitThat Time Detroit Gave Saddam Hussein the Key to the City IS TRUE! AND THE US STATE DEPT. PROMPTED THE OFFER.
Pareto Distribution, LERN IT and u will realice the fact some ppl hav all the monney and the mayoriti hav nathing is NOT coz the capitalism. is NATURAL LAW, so basicaly u can bich all u want about it.. u cant chang is do wnaterver u do. deal with it bechs
Just a question.Why would a future mayor called Bommel with R, eat painted yeast instead of marzipan? Isn’t that a Jewish orthodox thing to eat yeasts and nothing other than that? Asking for quick reasons sake.Now delayed 2007 till 2019 it was/ is about the big time fraud of the certified engineers in media from Stuttgart Bad Canstatt. They really cheated on all of their tests since 2003 for sure. Knew a lot of them, took the same class and they sold the solutions on cd Rom. A big time Nationalsocialist from Tamm, Mr Bräu was involved among a few others I named. Asking how the investigation went ( I got poisoned, they tried to declare me mentally insane and I caught legionella on top- a second time when inquiring again) I got no answer about any. I have been left assuming they never started an investigation. I’d really like them to print more misleading books and bibles with jizz, faux Id‘s also ruining the average marks to attend and enter a university or allow idiots on drugs that can clearly tell the good people apart from themselves or be blackmailed.It looked like a „Marzipanschwein“. Been a boy. My grandpa drove judges to courts in armored cars. Been hungry- found that out. Got almost killed several times after that. Glad you passed over, nonetheless and don’t forget to greet you German brethren non fellow yet quite cherished Jewish community members. I won’t pass and I didn’t. Could you just put them to jail finally and tell the London University of the Arts- that bade me welcome back then in 2007 (a grades, photographic memory, genius Iq, toes) the German surely not Nazi just in Jail and close to for that several times, won. They might want to look for stubby knives in children’s books and last minute changes by German setters.I won’t accept they aren’t. Got away or anything in the way. They did and if you did not catch them, their headmaster on top, will do that, ruin real work, ability, value in any certification and graduate degree and seep into media big and polished.
Hey some have that day as a birthday and last time I checked birthdays are still a thing Wright?!?!?!?!?!?! Plus it’s my daughters birthday and one of my favorite days of the year
margretthatcheris110%sexyWait this isn’t google
I don't know what positions you and Kate do first but after the neck, it's the clavicle, then the chest, then the breasts, let them be teased a little with your mouth, go to the stomach, dip your tongue into the navel, I hear it drives them wild in some fics i've read, then once you've gone low enough, have her switch so she's on her stomach and THEN kiss down her back starting from each scapula.
No country can be both Communist and a Dictatorship or Authoritarian. Communism is government by the people for the people. It is the epitome of socialism. Dictatorship is government of the people by a single person. I posit that there has not ever been and is not now a Communist country anywhere in the world. Not now and not ever. We simply cannot claim or declare a country is communist if it is ruled by a dictator or authoritarian regime.
Farid, do you know how many riots happened under non-Modi and non-BJP rule? I lived in AHMEDABAD and I know how it feels when someone get stabbed with butchers knife few yards from you or that how to go to work when riots are going on. Did you mentioned 2002 riots started by burning people alive with locked down train coaches? Also, remember thousands of Hindu Pundits were murdered and over 500000 are driven out from their homeland to be refugees in their own country? Perhaps you have your eyes and mind in sands just like many journals do.
14:28 I didn’t leave my house all summer
Leave the eggs alone!!!!!!
John Oliver is the funniest show on t.v. My best half hour of the week!
Works for the devil
Can somebody please give me the name of the song that is played at 1:14:43? Thank you in advance ☺
man i loved pods haha
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#metoo!!! Get them taxes in !
Oh crap, I really have to do my taxes.
India is a poor country? Who's this clown? Where does he get his facts? There are 18 English news channels so what? Does that idiot know that for each regional language (and there are more than 15 Indian languages you fool) there are multiple dedicated news and other entertainment channels. Gets your facts right before running your mouth.
GO FUCK YOURSELF , you fucking moron.
Don’t bash the eggs get them year round in Canada 🇨🇦👍 munchies 🌿🌿
I love to sit and laugh about the crazy reality we live in but that's probably how we got here too much laughing and not being angry about real issues to do anything about it but if we didn't laugh we'd all end up in a Colt like insert Church here LoL
Not true, we activists stay true. Even if we get knocked down, fighting the "good fight" isn't voluntary for some... it can become entwined in our personality, our jobs. Unfortunately, it also costs, and depending on the battle, it can break you... but heed the elders and "choose your battles" and you should avoid ruin.
You have to laugh. The people who take on too much for themselves (animal rights, human rights, environmental protection etc) , fall apart.
i've seen what angry people do about 'real issues'
gbvvvg*b sweet hwasd B
I love me some John Oliver...😘
Hes totally brillent!!
that one guy was so mad he stopped time
Really! how does the extreme left wing hate monger survive on TV!
He feasts on right wing anger
John Oliver is starting to grow on me. It took a long long time.
The Bible is poison. You need an example of the harm of religion? Look to Uganda.
I think it could be argued that harm was shouldered more by the people - under the guise and self serving justification of religious beliefs and zealotry - rather than the religion itself being of any harm to anyone. IOW a religion is only as harmful as the humans wielding it. IMO of course
It's all about blends. Lol
Literally, I smelled a perfume tonight that smelled like formaldehyde. #neverforget
Wait not all conspiricies are real? You mean frogs are not turned gay by the governemnt, 5 G Internet will not turn our guts inside out and the earth is not flat? Fake news :D
Yeah, and we landed on the moon , and terrorism brought down the three towers on 911, and Trump is my President! Right! What a moron! Tripolar out.
I merely imagined stealing some radioactive materials and make a dirty bomb as an April Fools' prank.
I've Never Liked Cherry Soda.
"I plan to murder and dismember someone". Audience claps."What are you clapping for?!" 🤣😂😂
Game of thrones reference, I believe his show was delayed the premier week of game of thrones where Arya serves up his son to Walder Frey.
the writers of the show are BRILANT!!!!!
@Lofts Sympatico Thank you 😂
Do you REALLY mean that? How about Bryleeyant? or BRRIILANTH, ooops geez,.... gess I shuda payd atenshun in klass.. Don't worry, as Sir John might say, you may eventually understand, after graduating grade 4. Cheers, lad, from outer Mongolia... oops, ............. meant MmonghouliaLOL - April 1 !
where do you buy mermaid placenta for reference?
Mermaids don't exist though.
I can stomach this guy better than Seth Meyers. Go psychedelic shamanism
hmm, I didn't k-k-k-now the Brits can have a sense of humor...
I have 2 words for you: Monty Python
what do you think is your number one responsibility as a human being... I'll explain...
To leave the world a better place than when you found it.
@Austin Musil 😅😅🤣🤣🤣 right
Being as pretentious and vague as possible?
Drink a lot more when I watch this show because you make my alcoholism so much more funnier
Why did those heartless Russkies send five geckoes for sex and not an even number? Always the bridesmaid never the briden.Still, the fruit flies survived.
Ye know too much, sir...
Unless they pair off monogamously, surely they can all play musical chairs, or have an orgy!
Holy shit....his face DOES look like a parrot.... now I cant unsee that.
if his arms were 4 inches longer he wouldn't be half as funny as he is--
ur a god John
No love for catboy John?
Ahhh!!! I'm an hour & 20 minutes in, where's the fuck birds video??
I really hope the Johnny Strong thing is real!! 😯
Hasn't London got Europe's largest depository of gold?
Samuel Robinson I am pretty sure that former chancellor Gordon Brown sold off the bulk of our reserves at a price beneficial to everyone but the British Public. Not really sure how our gold reserves stack up against other countries now🤔
As an engineer I would say that math is a tiiiiiny bit more useful than Oliver claims. There is even math in the way we speak to one and another P:
Ya, you are right, I wish people would understand that 95% of this is bullshit. I dont just mean this show. I mean almost all of them. Keep up the good work at your job as you are the people that actually solve problems.usclip.net/video/X4zU6jQ9UsQ/video.html
You are the epitome of effort and showmanship and I am totally in love with you. But, like many men I know. All I asked for was one thing and apparently not a single male has taken me seriously. They think I am a comedian and always joking, as you well know yourself. But I have never been more serious in my life. And the one guy who takes me the most seriously, yet delightful and beautiful even when I am doubled over in pain on the toilet for hours.....well..... I would call that true love. (And don't get me wrong, I haven't ruled you out because we share many things in common....................
Now, regarding people making fun of your looks. I called you dimplelicious. I also said that unlike Jon Stewart, you actually did something. (not meant to insult you, Jon, just to boost up John's ego: if you know what I mean). I also tweeted a picture of Oliver the cat who was raised by owls so has eyes as big as an owl and so do you John Oliver. And then there's the entertainment factor which goes without saying because you know where I stand with that one. And, of course your doll fetish, your wax president collection, and your fuck you to birds. You think I don't see you? I am visually exceptional, you know. But I think I see now, as in a vision that dances in my head. And you may call me Sugarplum, Carlos. You are smart, very smart, very very smart. I shall call you 4 eyes with the nose of parrots. Oh, is that a racist remark, or just cuntish, I mean cultish. To quote Sam B. Have I said too much or not enough? LOL XXX OOO
NBA basketball play
This was obviously filmed before Sam Bee decided to call you know who a cut. But that was not that bad. It was only a dickish thing to do
Read John... I DO remember the smell of the dissection of a frog in Jr. High.. Holly shit, did it make me sick.. My vomit made everyone else sick..!
“Cat playing piano” would mean the same thing as “piano playing cat.”
Not true. Cat playing piano means a cat is currently playing a piano where as a piano playing cat means that a cat can play a piano but is not necessarily playing it at the current time.
There are pianos who play cats. Sucks for the cat.
Whooooooooa. Ease off, bud. I dont think making your "real," audience boo your youtube audience is a good fuckin idea.Unsub.
John Oliver you are so baaaaad, and I love it
Lmfao Jon Oliver : the first person to manipulate a crowd into yelling stop being a dick!😉😂😂
Love how insightful and brutal he is. Hilarious
Can we bring back Boomerang?
John Oliver I think you are the best.If you are ever in the Toronto Ontario area I would be happy to invite you to a girls night out and I promise no male strippers