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  • Damien Kennedy
    Damien Kennedy Day ago

    I’m not gay, but I love this man.

    • Connie C
      Connie C 11 hours ago

      He's married to a woman

  • Cap Rogers
    Cap Rogers 9 days ago

    This is the guy that BEGGED Trump to run. So, he was right once.

  • Asim Malik
    Asim Malik 10 days ago +1

    Peace on Earth is bullshit as long as Arabs are around, We as humanity are fucked! WW3 is not far away thanks to Arabs!

  • Thrifty Girl Treasures
    Thrifty Girl Treasures 14 days ago +1

    You have the energy of a 2 year old...loooveee it lol😊😅🤣😃😎

  • Dan Zan
    Dan Zan 19 days ago

    JOHN OLIVER, THE BRIT, IS EVER THE SMARTY PANTS WHO THINKS HE'S SMART.

    • Dan Zan
      Dan Zan 18 days ago

      @Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville ; ok, fair enough; you're probably right.

    • Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
      Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville 18 days ago

      @Dan Zan well now that's not a better response because I'm pretty sure you don't know my neighbors

    • Dan Zan
      Dan Zan 18 days ago

      @Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville ; so compared to your neighbors and coworkers Oliver is smart. No, again, I'd have to say smarty pants for Oliver; although many on the left regard him as smart. Better response to you now or not?

    • Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
      Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville 18 days ago

      @Dan Zan Well, no. Try reading my response again.

    • Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
      Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville 18 days ago

      @Dan Zan No, try reading my response again.

  • DJ Sketches
    DJ Sketches 25 days ago

    This guy is very brillent

  • loveUbleach4ever
    loveUbleach4ever 28 days ago

    Is it or did somebody else also had a sudden urge to watch John Oliver after jerking off on pornhub

  • Andrei Laurea
    Andrei Laurea 28 days ago

    Edward snowden looks really good. Im.praying for him everyday and that God and his angels may watch over him. Take care my brotha

  • MrSlanderer
    MrSlanderer Month ago

    In the Snowden interview, literally everything in the room looked like it could have a secret camera in it.
    I genuinely feel bad for Snowden, be it he’s currently living under a government that he knows is much worse than the US. He has expressed dismay over Putin co-opting his reputation, thus puting Snowden on par with Julian Assange (opine all you want about Assange, but he is a far cry from what he was back in 2011. He was quickly turned into a Russian pawn during his embassy “exile”).

  • Burt Macklin
    Burt Macklin Month ago +5

    Chicken soup shower:
    1. Remove shower head
    2. Fill shower head with chicken bouillon powder
    3. Reattach shower head
    4. Wait

  • Joshua Scholar
    Joshua Scholar Month ago

    The biggest practical joke I could think of was running Donald Trump for President.

  • James Ponder
    James Ponder Month ago

    Don't worry I have not forgotten the Wikileak where you were asked to smear Jill Stein and reply was we are already on to it and yes it was such a obvious smear I was under delusion from that that yes you are looking after your corpoate masters

  • sir rom
    sir rom Month ago

    it couldnt be more clear that i dont care for this humorless personification of a rat, yet youtube still puts this on my autoplay, b/c they are a bunch of globalist colluding shills.

  • Smiley Watts
    Smiley Watts Month ago +4

    I literally searched three days ago updates for the case of kenneka Jenkins and this video popped up yesterday,now I'm a little spooked.

  • Tim L Waterworth
    Tim L Waterworth Month ago

    brillent! & hillerryus!

  • Trickzzz1
    Trickzzz1 Month ago

    this cat is a fking idiot...

  • captain Rockatron
    captain Rockatron Month ago

    #wegotthosegeckos

  • David J
    David J Month ago +4

    I wish they would bring back "why is this still a thing"

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 Month ago

    鸽子知道了,食了他人軍糧,必盡力行俠除良安军心,,,。
    弑殺了蒸气学者是对,外交出军糧为主,S0,逼袁老退位是对,土匪自立盗宝结外致友是对,又弑起義舉科叛国众是对,压而练槍刀術靶也对,集弑後,平定而取国民王号,拜契外国伝媒派驻众为爹娘,击殺落陨主各处而取号,从龙骨从陨石从獅星处,为主目標,土匪弑为首後取号後,以人为本,而抛軍糧洗腦而敬基督耶为主,,,??,反正食他人糧,必盡力除礙,以敬效果尤,为可佳,向獅子取公道,向獅子取财庫,向狮子取财位,打挎狮子,打倒獅子帮会,解救困财,必努力做除为敬,齐送至天外天为尊守尊敬,以示忠诚信奉,此乃鸽子職,,,S0。

  • IMBwildrd
    IMBwildrd Month ago +3

    The greatest practical joke I can think of is sitting in the WH.

    • Bob Bob
      Bob Bob Month ago

      Trump is not practical. A sick joke yes. Tripolar out

  • Virginia Holliday
    Virginia Holliday Month ago

    I love you dearly darling, but I must tell you one of my pet peeves is breaking up the word "another" to a nother...NO, NO. NO!!! There is no such word as "nother"!!! If you must break the word, it has to be an other. Please share this news with all how need to know.

  • Zephiris
    Zephiris Month ago +1

    43:21 Isn't that whataboutism that John Oliver bashed on?

  • Sad Sam
    Sad Sam Month ago +2

    John Oliver is my FAVOURITE unfunny live action beaker

  • illia penrosa
    illia penrosa Month ago +4

    Loved John 0liver From Britian TO u.s.a. I was over joyed to meet up with him again so chuffed I found him on here, US.A are very Lucky to have this Man xxx ;)

    • Ochiltree J
      Ochiltree J Month ago +1

      pip Thompson ... The world is lucky to have him, not just the states. But you said it, we are so chuffed.

  • Goth Mog
    Goth Mog Month ago

    Fuckin pussy Oliver.

  • isblazed
    isblazed Month ago +1

    he said pogs but you heard ...

  • dawgsmycopilot
    dawgsmycopilot Month ago +2

    John, Jackson isn't Florida. Dude, we're more likely to have a mass invasion of mosquitoes carrying off small children than alligators. I mean we have a few but it's not the thing we're known for.

  • Anil Kumar
    Anil Kumar Month ago

    There us no development its bull shit!!! It cant be sustained with 60% quotes to minorities who raped and looted the mejority!!!!

  • mimi88
    mimi88 Month ago +3

    54:50 whoever came up with that outro text, needs a raise

  • Val R
    Val R Month ago

    This guy sucks!

  • IISI35
    IISI35 Month ago +2

    Our class also read Eli Wiesel's Night, and Devil in the White City.

    • IISI35
      IISI35 Month ago

      Crack Cookie monster doesn't feel amusing to me anymore given his questions.

  • Kevin Beck
    Kevin Beck Month ago +2

    26:00 hahahahahah

  • Mitchell Sanders
    Mitchell Sanders 2 months ago +13

    I'm definitely biased, as I'm from New Zealand and am mildly left leaning in regards to politics (which is a very different type of "left wing" in comparison to a lot of the western world) but I find John Oliver's commentary to be quietly profound. He hides what could be considered radical Liberal ideology in between goofy jokes and a ludicrous character. I wish I could watch this show in its entirety through legal channels, as I'd like to support this sort of content, but unfortunately we don't get HBO here and I can't justify an online subscription for one show.

    Also, New Zealand isn't as weird as he would have you believe. We're much, much weirder.

    • Melanie Morningstar
      Melanie Morningstar Month ago

      we have it in the comedy channel in australia as part of a foxtel package.

  • Trane DePriest
    Trane DePriest 2 months ago

    Add Ecosia to your Chrome Tab and plant a tree for EVERY search...
    www.ecosia.org/videos?q=Saddam+Hussain+given+key+to+Detroit
    That Time Detroit Gave Saddam Hussein the Key to the City IS TRUE! AND THE US STATE DEPT. PROMPTED THE OFFER.

  • Sergio Govea
    Sergio Govea 2 months ago

    Pareto Distribution, LERN IT and u will realice the fact some ppl hav all the monney and the mayoriti hav nathing is NOT coz the capitalism. is NATURAL LAW, so basicaly u can bich all u want about it.. u cant chang is do wnaterver u do. deal with it bechs

  • Daniel Thyringer
    Daniel Thyringer 2 months ago

    Just a question.
    Why would a future mayor called Bommel with R, eat painted yeast instead of marzipan? Isn’t that a Jewish orthodox thing to eat yeasts and nothing other than that? Asking for quick reasons sake.
    Now delayed 2007 till 2019 it was/ is about the big time fraud of the certified engineers in media from Stuttgart Bad Canstatt. They really cheated on all of their tests since 2003 for sure. Knew a lot of them, took the same class and they sold the solutions on cd Rom. A big time Nationalsocialist from Tamm, Mr Bräu was involved among a few others I named. Asking how the investigation went ( I got poisoned, they tried to declare me mentally insane and I caught legionella on top- a second time when inquiring again) I got no answer about any. I have been left assuming they never started an investigation. I’d really like them to print more misleading books and bibles with jizz, faux Id‘s also ruining the average marks to attend and enter a university or allow idiots on drugs that can clearly tell the good people apart from themselves or be blackmailed.
    It looked like a „Marzipanschwein“. Been a boy. My grandpa drove judges to courts in armored cars. Been hungry- found that out. Got almost killed several times after that. Glad you passed over, nonetheless and don’t forget to greet you German brethren non fellow yet quite cherished Jewish community members. I won’t pass and I didn’t. Could you just put them to jail finally and tell the London University of the Arts- that bade me welcome back then in 2007 (a grades, photographic memory, genius Iq, toes) the German surely not Nazi just in Jail and close to for that several times, won. They might want to look for stubby knives in children’s books and last minute changes by German setters.
    I won’t accept they aren’t. Got away or anything in the way. They did and if you did not catch them, their headmaster on top, will do that, ruin real work, ability, value in any certification and graduate degree and seep into media big and polished.

  • Sean Paulin
    Sean Paulin 2 months ago +1

    Hey some have that day as a birthday and last time I checked birthdays are still a thing Wright?!?!?!?!?!?! Plus it’s my daughters birthday and one of my favorite days of the year

  • FWRD MUSIC
    FWRD MUSIC 2 months ago +1

    margretthatcheris110%sexy



    Wait this isn’t google

  • TennantJunkie1993
    TennantJunkie1993 2 months ago +2

    I don't know what positions you and Kate do first but after the neck, it's the clavicle, then the chest, then the breasts, let them be teased a little with your mouth, go to the stomach, dip your tongue into the navel, I hear it drives them wild in some fics i've read, then once you've gone low enough, have her switch so she's on her stomach and THEN kiss down her back starting from each scapula.

  • John Wilkins
    John Wilkins 2 months ago

    No country can be both Communist and a Dictatorship or Authoritarian. Communism is government by the people for the people. It is the epitome of socialism. Dictatorship is government of the people by a single person. I posit that there has not ever been and is not now a Communist country anywhere in the world. Not now and not ever. We simply cannot claim or declare a country is communist if it is ruled by a dictator or authoritarian regime.

  • desihaha
    desihaha 2 months ago +1

    Farid, do you know how many riots happened under non-Modi and non-BJP rule? I lived in AHMEDABAD and I know how it feels when someone get stabbed with butchers knife few yards from you or that how to go to work when riots are going on. Did you mentioned 2002 riots started by burning people alive with locked down train coaches? Also, remember thousands of Hindu Pundits were murdered and over 500000 are driven out from their homeland to be refugees in their own country? Perhaps you have your eyes and mind in sands just like many journals do.

  • COLLISIONMANXLS 2
    COLLISIONMANXLS 2 2 months ago +3

    14:28 I didn’t leave my house all summer

  • Fiona Coughlan
    Fiona Coughlan 2 months ago +2

    Leave the eggs alone!!!!!!

  • Javier Bonilla
    Javier Bonilla 2 months ago +34

    John Oliver is the funniest show on t.v. My best half hour of the week!

  • Art Milano
    Art Milano 2 months ago +1

    Works for the devil

  • Berna N. Eyi
    Berna N. Eyi 2 months ago

    Can somebody please give me the name of the song that is played at 1:14:43? Thank you in advance ☺

  • joshuwha
    joshuwha 2 months ago

    #LimpbiKitforever!!

  • Kid Icarus
    Kid Icarus 2 months ago +1

    man i loved pods haha

  • :moyai:
    :moyai: 2 months ago +2

    Wepisodes

  • brian Cooke
    brian Cooke 2 months ago +3

    , , Ye
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  • Trumpgotta GO ITMFA
    Trumpgotta GO ITMFA 2 months ago +3

    #metoo!!! Get them taxes in !

  • GreigerBDragon
    GreigerBDragon 2 months ago +49

    Oh crap, I really have to do my taxes.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 2 months ago +2

    叔叔,到底卫星是替聖教皇教宗众見-見天門,还是军用,,,??,还是财團,,,??。
    到底要哪一項,,,??。

  • sirryanvandunn
    sirryanvandunn 3 months ago

    India is a poor country? Who's this clown? Where does he get his facts? There are 18 English news channels so what? Does that idiot know that for each regional language (and there are more than 15 Indian languages you fool) there are multiple dedicated news and other entertainment channels. Gets your facts right before running your mouth.

    • Bob Bob
      Bob Bob Month ago

      GO FUCK YOURSELF , you fucking moron.

  • Eric Murray
    Eric Murray 3 months ago +1

    Don’t bash the eggs get them year round in Canada 🇨🇦👍 munchies 🌿🌿

  • mike avery
    mike avery 3 months ago +12

    I love to sit and laugh about the crazy reality we live in but that's probably how we got here too much laughing and not being angry about real issues to do anything about it but if we didn't laugh we'd all end up in a Colt like insert Church here LoL

    • Trane DePriest
      Trane DePriest 2 months ago

      Not true, we activists stay true. Even if we get knocked down, fighting the "good fight" isn't voluntary for some... it can become entwined in our personality, our jobs. Unfortunately, it also costs, and depending on the battle, it can break you... but heed the elders and "choose your battles" and you should avoid ruin.

    • car. A
      car. A 2 months ago +1

      You have to laugh. The people who take on too much for themselves (animal rights, human rights, environmental protection etc) , fall apart.

    • delevilme
      delevilme 2 months ago +1

      i've seen what angry people do about 'real issues'

  • Paul Callicrate
    Paul Callicrate 3 months ago

    M

  • Michelle Field
    Michelle Field 3 months ago

    gbvvvg*b sweet hwasd B

  • lizabeth kane
    lizabeth kane 3 months ago +13

    I love me some John Oliver...😘

  • Alexandre Hebert
    Alexandre Hebert 3 months ago +3

    Tres Cool

  • David Solis
    David Solis 3 months ago +1

    Hes totally brillent!!

  • MaterClaritas
    MaterClaritas 3 months ago +8

    that one guy was so mad he stopped time

  • pusserswar
    pusserswar 3 months ago

    Really! how does the extreme left wing hate monger survive on TV!

  • Mark Beaver
    Mark Beaver 3 months ago +6

    John Oliver is starting to grow on me. It took a long long time.

  • Jcknight7996
    Jcknight7996 3 months ago +4

    #interstelerorgiemoblie

  • Kevin Benoit
    Kevin Benoit 3 months ago +3

    The Bible is poison. You need an example of the harm of religion? Look to Uganda.

    • Julio Claro
      Julio Claro 2 months ago

      I think it could be argued that harm was shouldered more by the people - under the guise and self serving justification of religious beliefs and zealotry - rather than the religion itself being of any harm to anyone. IOW a religion is only as harmful as the humans wielding it. IMO of course

  • Jesse McClain
    Jesse McClain 3 months ago +7

    It's all about blends. Lol

  • Brianna Terese
    Brianna Terese 3 months ago +18

    Literally, I smelled a perfume tonight that smelled like formaldehyde. #neverforget

  • stephjovi
    stephjovi 3 months ago +5

    Wait not all conspiricies are real? You mean frogs are not turned gay by the governemnt, 5 G Internet will not turn our guts inside out and the earth is not flat? Fake news :D

    • Bob Bob
      Bob Bob Month ago

      Yeah, and we landed on the moon , and terrorism brought down the three towers on 911, and Trump is my President! Right! What a moron! Tripolar out.

  • Joonha Shcal
    Joonha Shcal 3 months ago

    I merely imagined stealing some radioactive materials and make a dirty bomb as an April Fools' prank.

  • Imperium Imperator Autocrat Dictator

    I've Never Liked Cherry Soda.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 3 months ago +49

    "I plan to murder and dismember someone".
    Audience claps.
    "What are you clapping for?!" 🤣😂😂

    • Kris Kringle
      Kris Kringle 3 months ago +1

      Game of thrones reference, I believe his show was delayed the premier week of game of thrones where Arya serves up his son to Walder Frey.

  • noisearchitect
    noisearchitect 3 months ago +61

    the writers of the show are BRILANT!!!!!

    • Ashenafi Ashenafi
      Ashenafi Ashenafi Month ago +1

      @Lofts Sympatico Thank you 😂

    • Lofts Sympatico
      Lofts Sympatico 2 months ago +2

      Do you REALLY mean that? How about Bryleeyant? or BRRIILANTH, ooops geez,.... gess I shuda payd atenshun in klass.. Don't worry, as Sir John might say, you may eventually understand, after graduating grade 4.
      Cheers, lad, from outer Mongolia...
      oops, ............. meant Mmonghoulia
      LOL - April 1 !

  • SearlsTech
    SearlsTech 3 months ago +3

    where do you buy mermaid placenta for reference?

  • Omar Sawaged
    Omar Sawaged 3 months ago

    I can stomach this guy better than Seth Meyers. Go psychedelic shamanism

  • Gene G.
    Gene G. 3 months ago +5

    hmm, I didn't k-k-k-now the Brits can have a sense of humor...

    • Geoff K
      Geoff K Month ago +1

      I have 2 words for you: Monty Python

  • JOSE MANUEL GARCIA
    JOSE MANUEL GARCIA 3 months ago +6

    what do you think is your number one responsibility as a human being... I'll explain...

  • Aneese Hamudi
    Aneese Hamudi 4 months ago +2

    Drink a lot more when I watch this show because you make my alcoholism so much more funnier

  • Kiani Francis
    Kiani Francis 4 months ago +1

    Why did those heartless Russkies send five geckoes for sex and not an even number?
    Always the bridesmaid never the briden.Still, the fruit flies survived.

    • Kiani Francis
      Kiani Francis 3 months ago

      Ye know too much, sir...

    • rohvmal
      rohvmal 3 months ago

      Unless they pair off monogamously, surely they can all play musical chairs, or have an orgy!

  • RiotontheRadio
    RiotontheRadio 4 months ago

    Holy shit....his face DOES look like a parrot.... now I cant unsee that.

  • bela katootz
    bela katootz 4 months ago +1

    if his arms were 4 inches longer he wouldn't be half as funny as he is--

  • Traumlust
    Traumlust 4 months ago +3

    ur a god John

  • Jason Gould
    Jason Gould 4 months ago +4

    No love for catboy John?

  • Samuel Robinson
    Samuel Robinson Year ago

    Ahhh!!! I'm an hour & 20 minutes in, where's the fuck birds video??

  • Samuel Robinson
    Samuel Robinson Year ago +9

    I really hope the Johnny Strong thing is real!! 😯

  • Samuel Robinson
    Samuel Robinson Year ago +3

    Hasn't London got Europe's largest depository of gold?

    • The Online Hobo
      The Online Hobo 3 months ago

      Samuel Robinson I am pretty sure that former chancellor Gordon Brown sold off the bulk of our reserves at a price beneficial to everyone but the British Public. Not really sure how our gold reserves stack up against other countries now🤔

  • MikaelS.
    MikaelS. Year ago +8

    As an engineer I would say that math is a tiiiiiny bit more useful than Oliver claims. There is even math in the way we speak to one and another P:

    • Chris Butler
      Chris Butler 4 months ago

      Ya, you are right, I wish people would understand that 95% of this is bullshit. I dont just mean this show. I mean almost all of them. Keep up the good work at your job as you are the people that actually solve problems.
      usclip.net/video/X4zU6jQ9UsQ/video.html

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer Year ago +2

    You are the epitome of effort and showmanship and I am totally in love with you. But, like many men I know. All I asked for was one thing and apparently not a single male has taken me seriously. They think I am a comedian and always joking, as you well know yourself. But I have never been more serious in my life. And the one guy who takes me the most seriously, yet delightful and beautiful even when I am doubled over in pain on the toilet for hours.....well..... I would call that true love. (And don't get me wrong, I haven't ruled you out because we share many things in common....................

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer Year ago +2

    Now, regarding people making fun of your looks. I called you dimplelicious. I also said that unlike Jon Stewart, you actually did something. (not meant to insult you, Jon, just to boost up John's ego: if you know what I mean). I also tweeted a picture of Oliver the cat who was raised by owls so has eyes as big as an owl and so do you John Oliver. And then there's the entertainment factor which goes without saying because you know where I stand with that one. And, of course your doll fetish, your wax president collection, and your fuck you to birds. You think I don't see you? I am visually exceptional, you know. But I think I see now, as in a vision that dances in my head. And you may call me Sugarplum, Carlos. You are smart, very smart, very very smart. I shall call you 4 eyes with the nose of parrots. Oh, is that a racist remark, or just cuntish, I mean cultish. To quote Sam B. Have I said too much or not enough? LOL XXX OOO

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer Year ago +1

    This was obviously filmed before Sam Bee decided to call you know who a cut. But that was not that bad. It was only a dickish thing to do

  • Don H
    Don H Year ago +6

    Read John... I DO remember the smell of the dissection of a frog in Jr. High.. Holly shit, did it make me sick.. My vomit made everyone else sick..!

  • Wolfenshaed Sargeras

    #That'sMyChristian.

  • MoparOr NoCar
    MoparOr NoCar Year ago +6

    “Cat playing piano” would mean the same thing as “piano playing cat.”

    • JCVETS Hip Hop and RB
      JCVETS Hip Hop and RB 3 months ago

      Not true. Cat playing piano means a cat is currently playing a piano where as a piano playing cat means that a cat can play a piano but is not necessarily playing it at the current time.

    • RiotontheRadio
      RiotontheRadio 4 months ago

      There are pianos who play cats. Sucks for the cat.

  • MrHood1313
    MrHood1313 Year ago

    Whooooooooa. Ease off, bud. I dont think making your "real," audience boo your youtube audience is a good fuckin idea.
    Unsub.

  • Broken Arrow
    Broken Arrow Year ago +5

    John Oliver you are so baaaaad, and I love it

  • 2M3TAL4U
    2M3TAL4U Year ago

    Lmfao Jon Oliver : the first person to manipulate a crowd into yelling stop being a dick!😉😂😂

  • realmadridfn04
    realmadridfn04 Year ago +6

    Love how insightful and brutal he is. Hilarious

  • Just A Little Redhead

    Can we bring back Boomerang?

  • Kim LeMesurier
    Kim LeMesurier Year ago +2

    John Oliver I think you are the best.If you are ever in the Toronto Ontario area I would be happy to invite you to a girls night out and I promise no male strippers