Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly
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- Published on Jul 18, 2019
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1:37 the greatest.
Title hurts my brain..
“Roomate” without a m
Lazy employees? Really? Lazy employees is an asinine postulation. Don’t insult an entire facet of private employment, please. I say please as a courtesy; greedy franchise owners gyp and hustle innocent and ignorant laborers. If you’re so concerned with someone manning the ice cream machine, do it yourself.
Just say you know how and they will literally let you. You would be contributing to a short handed workforce with the best of intentions!!!
Labor shortages and their consequences aside, any inventor can see a demand for a satisfactory helping hand.
Invent a better ice cream machine.
Contribute to a global company doing global good. It’s our pleasure, we deserve it. McDonald’s Restaurants will give you the time if you believe in yourself.
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I swear I've seen Micheal do a video just like this...
you should have said the electric fence was for a horse
8:22 he says “I’ve left my room today”
Look at his desk lol
goodbye roommate michael :(
Michael is the clickbait
...no michael here
1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb
2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE
less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol
2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo
Before Michael joined OfflineTV
And now Michael left you for OfflineTV
He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time
5:30 lucaaaas!!!
I would like this trash plox
make a robot bunny that hops around and poops
give him respect he playin minecraft
I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man
In the *LIVING ROOM*
you should take the stronger one
They are the perfect match for each other
Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance
Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)
Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.
"Is Michael reeves a good roommate? Yea he is not bad"
Watching Michael Reeves`s videos, I have trouble believing that.
When Mac Donald’s say there ice cream machine is broken there actually cleaning it
Michael Reeves weighs like, what, 28lbs? How much noise could he make?
the whole ice cream machine thing is because the machines are a bitch and a half to clean so no one really wants to do it
Michael Reeves uses Windows Subsystem for Linux confirmed
We need to spam Michaels next video with big hairless dog
If it were Michael doing this he would have used the bigger shocker with no remorse
Yo funny story about the ice cream machine conspiracy theory. It's actually not broken, it's just a bitch to clean and takes like 4 hours, so it's not worth it to actually sell ice cream and clean it at night. McDonald's threatens to replace it's employees with robots yet they can't even replace the ice cream machines with the better ones.
Evil
Gib me trash
Thats just a SAW trap
Dude that lady probably thought you were a serial killer
It’s not lazy employees when they say they gotta clean it cause overnight didn’t do it, they gotta clean it, when they say it’s broken, it’s not broken it’s temporarily down, I worked at McDonald’s for a year it sucked but it’s a process, so is cleaning or fixing that fucking machine
itll probably b running a few thousand volts, thats a fence unit haha, next time u need one just head to ur local agricultural store
Dance
Micheal turned his invention against him.
This is wrong.
i once fell balls first on one of those hot wire terminals when i was about 7 years old... one of the most painful experiences of my life
Is no one going to talk about the soul that leaves William's mouth after he shocked himself?
“Inhumane for animals” lol well thats sentence doesn’t really make sense now does it? Like, do animals have humanity? When they shit everywhere and ravage other animals is that humanity?
The inhuman part refers to the humans not acting like a decent human-being. Also humans are the most ravagiest against other animals.
1:39 “like a troglodyte” lol
How to train your roommate
Is this how your house burned down
Stop Furby abuse 2k19
Sure add me on Instagram and give info
6:12 as a former overnight McDonald's employee I can confirm that we don't serve ice cream at night for this purpose but at the same time sometimes other things pop up and we just don't get around to cleaning it. Eso si que es.
That skeleton has experienced things that should not be known by the public
1:41
I lost it when he bounced across the floor
ngl why he have a caretaker
Thats his gf/wife afaik
Dud i hit a horse electric fence and that shit is pain and it was on like 50% and i was like 10 but i wasn’t done touching it
The ice cream machine breaks because ppl don't clean it
Always thought you were kinda cute in a dorky kinda way but you actually look cute in this video.
Was this a backhanded compliment ? Maybe.
Imagine living with them tho. Two roommates constantly scheming and coming up with machines to scare/attack each other. Brilliant.
I had several years of training as a kid sneaking into the kitchen at 12 am