Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly

1:37 the greatest.

Title hurts my brain..
“Roomate” without a m

Lazy employees? Really? Lazy employees is an asinine postulation. Don’t insult an entire facet of private employment, please. I say please as a courtesy; greedy franchise owners gyp and hustle innocent and ignorant laborers. If you’re so concerned with someone manning the ice cream machine, do it yourself.
Just say you know how and they will literally let you. You would be contributing to a short handed workforce with the best of intentions!!!
Labor shortages and their consequences aside, any inventor can see a demand for a satisfactory helping hand.
Invent a better ice cream machine.
Contribute to a global company doing global good. It’s our pleasure, we deserve it. McDonald’s Restaurants will give you the time if you believe in yourself.
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I swear I've seen Micheal do a video just like this...

you should have said the electric fence was for a horse

8:22 he says “I’ve left my room today”
Look at his desk lol

goodbye roommate michael :(

Michael is the clickbait

...no michael here

1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb
2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE

less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol

2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo

Before Michael joined OfflineTV

And now Michael left you for OfflineTV

He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time

5:30 lucaaaas!!!

I would like this trash plox

make a robot bunny that hops around and poops

give him respect he playin minecraft

I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man



In the *LIVING ROOM*

you should take the stronger one

They are the perfect match for each other

Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance

Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)

Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.

"Is Michael reeves a good roommate? Yea he is not bad"
Watching Michael Reeves`s videos, I have trouble believing that.

When Mac Donald’s say there ice cream machine is broken there actually cleaning it

Michael Reeves weighs like, what, 28lbs? How much noise could he make?

the whole ice cream machine thing is because the machines are a bitch and a half to clean so no one really wants to do it

Michael Reeves uses Windows Subsystem for Linux confirmed

We need to spam Michaels next video with big hairless dog

If it were Michael doing this he would have used the bigger shocker with no remorse

Yo funny story about the ice cream machine conspiracy theory. It's actually not broken, it's just a bitch to clean and takes like 4 hours, so it's not worth it to actually sell ice cream and clean it at night. McDonald's threatens to replace it's employees with robots yet they can't even replace the ice cream machines with the better ones.

Evil

Gib me trash

Thats just a SAW trap

Dude that lady probably thought you were a serial killer

It’s not lazy employees when they say they gotta clean it cause overnight didn’t do it, they gotta clean it, when they say it’s broken, it’s not broken it’s temporarily down, I worked at McDonald’s for a year it sucked but it’s a process, so is cleaning or fixing that fucking machine

itll probably b running a few thousand volts, thats a fence unit haha, next time u need one just head to ur local agricultural store

Dance

Micheal turned his invention against him.

This is wrong.

i once fell balls first on one of those hot wire terminals when i was about 7 years old... one of the most painful experiences of my life

Is no one going to talk about the soul that leaves William's mouth after he shocked himself?

“Inhumane for animals” lol well thats sentence doesn’t really make sense now does it? Like, do animals have humanity? When they shit everywhere and ravage other animals is that humanity?

1:39 “like a troglodyte” lol

How to train your roommate

Is this how your house burned down

Stop Furby abuse 2k19

Sure add me on Instagram and give info

6:12 as a former overnight McDonald's employee I can confirm that we don't serve ice cream at night for this purpose but at the same time sometimes other things pop up and we just don't get around to cleaning it. Eso si que es.

That skeleton has experienced things that should not be known by the public

1:41

I lost it when he bounced across the floor

ngl why he have a caretaker

Dud i hit a horse electric fence and that shit is pain and it was on like 50% and i was like 10 but i wasn’t done touching it

The ice cream machine breaks because ppl don't clean it

Always thought you were kinda cute in a dorky kinda way but you actually look cute in this video.
Was this a backhanded compliment ? Maybe.

Imagine living with them tho. Two roommates constantly scheming and coming up with machines to scare/attack each other. Brilliant.

I had several years of training as a kid sneaking into the kitchen at 12 am