Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly

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  • Published on Jul 18, 2019
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  • Blackheart Wolf
    Blackheart Wolf 54 minutes ago

    1:37 the greatest.

  • DaDragon
    DaDragon 2 hours ago

    Title hurts my brain..
    “Roomate” without a m

  • UBERPIES
    UBERPIES 2 hours ago

    Lazy employees? Really? Lazy employees is an asinine postulation. Don’t insult an entire facet of private employment, please. I say please as a courtesy; greedy franchise owners gyp and hustle innocent and ignorant laborers. If you’re so concerned with someone manning the ice cream machine, do it yourself.
    Just say you know how and they will literally let you. You would be contributing to a short handed workforce with the best of intentions!!!
    Labor shortages and their consequences aside, any inventor can see a demand for a satisfactory helping hand.
    Invent a better ice cream machine.
    Contribute to a global company doing global good. It’s our pleasure, we deserve it. McDonald’s Restaurants will give you the time if you believe in yourself.
    * * * * * * as a mug

  • Ares Peverell
    Ares Peverell 6 hours ago

    I swear I've seen Micheal do a video just like this...

  • mr.walrus gaming
    mr.walrus gaming 13 hours ago

    you should have said the electric fence was for a horse

  • Brief Lean
    Brief Lean 14 hours ago

    8:22 he says “I’ve left my room today”
    Look at his desk lol

  • Gavin Gerbershagen
    Gavin Gerbershagen 22 hours ago

    goodbye roommate michael :(

  • meteo
    meteo Day ago

    Michael is the clickbait

  • meteo
    meteo Day ago

    ...no michael here

  • Joost
    Joost Day ago

    1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb
    2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE

  • ness ;;;
    ness ;;; Day ago +2

    less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol

  • Old Navy
    Old Navy Day ago

    2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo

  • Daniel Filkin
    Daniel Filkin Day ago

    Before Michael joined OfflineTV

  • UnSempliceTriangolo

    And now Michael left you for OfflineTV

  • ClassifiedAmphibian
    ClassifiedAmphibian 2 days ago +1

    He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time

  • agustin conde
    agustin conde 2 days ago

    5:30 lucaaaas!!!

  • Mega ManMario
    Mega ManMario 3 days ago

    I would like this trash plox

  • Kat Chaffin
    Kat Chaffin 3 days ago

    make a robot bunny that hops around and poops

  • Doggo like Beanz
    Doggo like Beanz 3 days ago

    give him respect he playin minecraft

  • Mackiedogs Ftw
    Mackiedogs Ftw 3 days ago

    I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man



    In the *LIVING ROOM*

  • bosna janje
    bosna janje 3 days ago

    you should take the stronger one

  • Jo Lilly
    Jo Lilly 3 days ago

    They are the perfect match for each other

  • Jack Minecraft
    Jack Minecraft 3 days ago +1

    Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance

  • Blagelaglaze
    Blagelaglaze 3 days ago

    Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)

  • duneblythe
    duneblythe 4 days ago +1

    Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.

  • I hate everyone equally

    "Is Michael reeves a good roommate? Yea he is not bad"
    Watching Michael Reeves`s videos, I have trouble believing that.

  • Ruby Aspin
    Ruby Aspin 4 days ago

    When Mac Donald’s say there ice cream machine is broken there actually cleaning it

  • Kilgore Trout
    Kilgore Trout 5 days ago

    Michael Reeves weighs like, what, 28lbs? How much noise could he make?

  • Patchwork
    Patchwork 5 days ago

    the whole ice cream machine thing is because the machines are a bitch and a half to clean so no one really wants to do it

  • Agent 008
    Agent 008 6 days ago

    Michael Reeves uses Windows Subsystem for Linux confirmed

  • We are all fish boi
    We are all fish boi 6 days ago

    We need to spam Michaels next video with big hairless dog

  • Michael Abbott
    Michael Abbott 6 days ago

    If it were Michael doing this he would have used the bigger shocker with no remorse

  • Mr.Death
    Mr.Death 6 days ago

    Yo funny story about the ice cream machine conspiracy theory. It's actually not broken, it's just a bitch to clean and takes like 4 hours, so it's not worth it to actually sell ice cream and clean it at night. McDonald's threatens to replace it's employees with robots yet they can't even replace the ice cream machines with the better ones.

  • Asian Trash
    Asian Trash 7 days ago

    Evil

  • mastr5135
    mastr5135 7 days ago

    Gib me trash

  • Raquel Sanchez
    Raquel Sanchez 7 days ago

    Thats just a SAW trap

  • Madi Reagan
    Madi Reagan 7 days ago

    Dude that lady probably thought you were a serial killer

  • Jacob Rivera
    Jacob Rivera 7 days ago

    It’s not lazy employees when they say they gotta clean it cause overnight didn’t do it, they gotta clean it, when they say it’s broken, it’s not broken it’s temporarily down, I worked at McDonald’s for a year it sucked but it’s a process, so is cleaning or fixing that fucking machine

  • Nanana FuckThat
    Nanana FuckThat 7 days ago

    itll probably b running a few thousand volts, thats a fence unit haha, next time u need one just head to ur local agricultural store

  • Troy Dale
    Troy Dale 7 days ago

    Dance

  • Nun with Dual Berettas

    Micheal turned his invention against him.

  • NightHawk
    NightHawk 8 days ago

    This is wrong.

  • Schuyler Warren
    Schuyler Warren 8 days ago

    i once fell balls first on one of those hot wire terminals when i was about 7 years old... one of the most painful experiences of my life

  • That Individual
    That Individual 8 days ago +1

    Is no one going to talk about the soul that leaves William's mouth after he shocked himself?

  • Puppy Puppington
    Puppy Puppington 8 days ago +1

    “Inhumane for animals” lol well thats sentence doesn’t really make sense now does it? Like, do animals have humanity? When they shit everywhere and ravage other animals is that humanity?

    • Dondon
      Dondon 5 days ago

      The inhuman part refers to the humans not acting like a decent human-being. Also humans are the most ravagiest against other animals.

  • Escher MODER
    Escher MODER 8 days ago

    1:39 “like a troglodyte” lol

  • kitsune in a box
    kitsune in a box 8 days ago

    How to train your roommate

  • Midget Martian
    Midget Martian 8 days ago

    Is this how your house burned down

  • Spookyboi Lars
    Spookyboi Lars 8 days ago

    Stop Furby abuse 2k19

  • guns,knifes,and reptiles

    Sure add me on Instagram and give info

  • Natalie Stewart
    Natalie Stewart 9 days ago

    6:12 as a former overnight McDonald's employee I can confirm that we don't serve ice cream at night for this purpose but at the same time sometimes other things pop up and we just don't get around to cleaning it. Eso si que es.

  • 12 inchesofworm
    12 inchesofworm 9 days ago

    That skeleton has experienced things that should not be known by the public

  • Gabriella Marie Ferreira

    I lost it when he bounced across the floor

  • Shawn Zulauf
    Shawn Zulauf 9 days ago

    ngl why he have a caretaker

  • Artu Artu
    Artu Artu 9 days ago

    Dud i hit a horse electric fence and that shit is pain and it was on like 50% and i was like 10 but i wasn’t done touching it

  • bemaxgaming
    bemaxgaming 9 days ago

    The ice cream machine breaks because ppl don't clean it

  • Jeremy Le
    Jeremy Le 9 days ago

    Always thought you were kinda cute in a dorky kinda way but you actually look cute in this video.
    Was this a backhanded compliment ? Maybe.

  • Asm Roscs
    Asm Roscs 9 days ago

    Imagine living with them tho. Two roommates constantly scheming and coming up with machines to scare/attack each other. Brilliant.

  • Bruh moment 69
    Bruh moment 69 10 days ago +1

    I had several years of training as a kid sneaking into the kitchen at 12 am