a brutally honest conversation

My and my old high school friends.

I feel personally attacked

Someone needs to make this reach 800,000,000 views so they can have this exact exchange 800,000,000 times

Uuuugh literally, I'm trying to change that habit in my own life. Makes me feel so lonely and I'm like "no one ever reaches out to me" and then I'm like "well I never reach out to anyone else either so I can't really use that excuse".

thats me to my work buds,i act like i want to hang out but i don't. at all.

So true.

I wish people could talk like this. Extroverts turn every conversation into an ingenious exchange of expected responses.

Holy fuck this is so honest

#Me

Mom: You should go outside and make some friends.
Me: Fuck that! I have waifus.

팩폭인데 서로 스플래시가 너무 쌘거 아니냐...

This sounds like something form Seinfeld

2meirl4meirl

*When I talk to friends of my friends.*
I only care about *my* friends, but not their friends. I don't hate those guys, but they don't matter to me until we hang out. Which is usually never.

OOOOF

Oh look. It's me and my brother.

Why is this me and my classmates

Holy shit, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I can't even start up a conversation, whenever I try to, the first thing I say is "I'm sorry"

i learned this from an "advice about dating" site but it applies to any kind of relationship, friends, coworkers, family, anything. when someone says they wanna do something with /go out with you / etc, always plan an actual date if you seriously want to accept the invitation. "sometime/someday/etc" is always understood as a polite way of declining. if you're the one asking, have a date in mind in advance otherwise just asking for "someday" is understood as just being polite not seriously asking to go. if you have a date, that forces you to get together and reschedule if you can't go so you have a reason to stay in touch instead of just never hearing from each other again. if you really wanted to go and want to know if the other person seriously wants to go with you or is just being polite, a date forces them to actually make a firm decision and be honest with you. "someday" is imaginary and a real actual date is reality. if they say "yes on this day" then they want to go, if they say "yeah, someday/sometime/later" then they are politely declining/not actually interested.
same applies to asking your family member to do the dishes or wanting your friend to look at your artwork. "I will later" = just give up and wash them yourself / your art is boring but i don't want to hurt your feelings.
the video is bittersweet when you get to the sad point in your life that you finally realize "someday" and "later" aren't on a calendar or clock because they don't exist, therefore it's impossible to ever do anything at those times, and you've been looking forward to seeing people who never had any intention of actually bothering with you.

a conversation I have with my coworkers every Friday

Add the fact that sometimes, you initiate conversation with someone you really don't like

But...their hanging out right now

More like...
(with a friend I'm about to cut off)
Girl: "we should hang out sometime this summer!"
Me: "sure!"
Me: (thinking) but we never will because I see that you literally have no ambition and will only hold me back. We're in a study group, yet I'm the only one bringing answers while you copy me. I'm going to cut you off after this and hope I never see you again because I'm too passive aggressive to actually tell you this.

The amount of truth and wisdom in this video is unbelievable! I’m literally crying.....

Omg this is so true

#adulthood

I do this…

Oof this hurts, too real

Sorry, college humor did this one first, but your stuff is hilarious man.

Biggest mood

I can relate to this.

Is this just an American thing or something? I hate this social convention BS lol. I’m American btw

It's just feel nice to know someone.

This shouldn't be as fun as it is. But it is. Brava.

*inhales* Actually that would be impossible. The average human lifespan in developped countries is about 80 years or 30000 days. That means you would need to have this exchange about 26667 times a day. Considering it lasts about 20 seconds, this means you would need about 533334 seconds to do it. However, there is only about 80000 seconds every day. Therefore, this is impossible.
-Someone with way too much time on their hands.

This happens so many times with me. (~n~)

Can't believe Justin Y. ain't here

Well this is, honestly depressing.

Meanwhile, in heaven with god and Jesus Christ...

This hurts. It's so relatable.

This touched my soul.

This is exactly me.

Socializing? W-what is socializing? A USclip channel? No? Doesn't matter, cause as far as im concerned it sounds like a waste of my life

Hidekane in a nutshell

Relatable

Some of the good viners never give up
Edit: -then there's logan paul...-
We don't talk about logan anymore.

I can relate to this from mai very soul

not gonna lie or brag but multiple people have told me that i'm too brutally honest and i dont really know why.

Question: is there anybody out there that has said that and actually ended up hanging out with the person?

Me on the last day of school

When you talk to “old friends”

Alternate title for this video: "Turning 30"

(hello darkness my old friend)

relatable

P1 to P2: How are you do-
P3: Hold up. Why are you discussing this when they'll most likely answer with 'good' regardless of how they're actually feeling because that's the only socially acceptable response for some reason?
P1: Umm...hi?
P2: Hi?
P1: ...
P2: ...
P1: Bye.
P2: Bye.
P3: Perfect! 10/10!

Good

Yo why you calling me out like this.

You’d be hanging out quite a bit if you’re having that convo 800 million times...

wil someone pls make a video of this looping 800 million times?

lmao

lol same....... :(

He's not wrong

Am I the only one that initiates something like that and actually attempts to go through with it?

Why do I relate

This man has surpassed expectations

Me and my friends over summer break.

Maybe if you are honest with each other you could correct your obvious personality flaws.

It really do be like that

I always tell people don't tell me we should hang out.

Aren't you guys hanging out right now?

Work friends lmao

Binge the episodes with all of your excitement, and your journey toward childhood closure will be complete.

I'm doing this right now while watching this video.

BUT AM I GONNA?

Trutg

me with everyone

Holy shit this is the truest thing to ever appear on the internet.

God damn this is my life.

Ahahahahaha

T.T.....lol XD

Idiot

*I'm sending this to the friend it's making me think of right now.*

ducking me omfg haha

I hate this. Because it's the truth.

too real...

But isn’t that the hanging out

Me at my high school reunion...

Every girl I meet

Oh shit, so I shouldn't try to actually hang out? No wonder it never works out. FmyfuccingL.

My dad used to play Bluegrass Music and my mom would always go to his shows and this is basically the Convention Equivalent of going to Bluegrass Concerts in the Mid 2000s, Taking Pictures and telling someone ''I'll email them to you''. Nobody ever Emails anyone anything yet it gets said more than 800,000 times.

Literally my life story

“But am I gonna???”

Oof

This dude looks like an even fatter david so

Canon.

I watched the entire playlist and it only took me a couple hours. ProZD you are an excellent comedian.

so you will never hang out with your good looking twin brother?
same, just that mine is'nt even half as good looking as your.....

Ive only just found your channel, and even though your probably never see this i thik your skits are the funniest thing ive ever seen on youtube in years. Please do more and keep them relatable!

having this conversation 800 million times would take over 480 years, better get cracking!