If Bible Characters had iPhones

  • Published on Jan 16, 2019
  • John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • Olivia Mickens
    Olivia Mickens Hour ago

    The Kickstarter !!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Sarah Foster
    Sarah Foster 3 hours ago

    *โ€I wonder who the father isโ€*

  • Sarah Foster
    Sarah Foster 3 hours ago

    This may be the best thing Iโ€™ve ever seen

  • Babbette Duboise
    Babbette Duboise 3 hours ago

    "Whoa, Simon of Cyrene is complaining about his pulled shoulder, what's with that?"

  • tumbling Lauren
    tumbling Lauren Day ago +1

    "He changed his username to Paul" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Lea Kratz
    Lea Kratz 2 days ago +1

    Aww Abraham and Isaac posted a picture on the mountains for there little father son trip
    What could go wrong??
    Wait what's that rope for?

  • tammy aswell
    tammy aswell 2 days ago

    So hilarious!

  • Johnny Sarro
    Johnny Sarro 2 days ago +1

    Part 2?!

  • Rebekah Stephens
    Rebekah Stephens 3 days ago

    Watched this so many times

  • Rebekah Stephens
    Rebekah Stephens 3 days ago

    Part 2!!!! I love this

  • Cami Miner
    Cami Miner 3 days ago

    Hey John! You should caption your videos, I want to share with my Deaf friends but autocorrect screws up your punchlines.

  • Claire B
    Claire B 3 days ago

    The Lot's daughter one made me laugh even though I really didn't want to laugh at that. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Sophie Thompson
    Sophie Thompson 4 days ago

    If Noah Instagram's one more time about his DIY project, I'm done. I am not getting on that boat. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Lynn Millard
    Lynn Millard 6 days ago

    I always lose it laughing on "Lot's daughter's pregnant. Wonder who the dad is! LOL

  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 6 days ago +1

    Dude. Look at Sampsonโ€™s new haircut. Man itโ€™s *weak* !
    I donโ€™t know Bro- - It takes a strong man to let your girlfriend cut your hair.


  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 6 days ago +1

    Dude, check out the new sermon the Apostles posted on their USclip channel- - youโ€™re gonna need to turn your captions on for it, though.

  • Grape TomatoGirl
    Grape TomatoGirl 6 days ago

    Dude, did you see Sampsonโ€™s haircut? Itโ€™s so weak!
    Bro, thatโ€™s why you never let your girlfriend cut your hair.

  • Michaelforgothispassword ,

    Are you really a Christian

  • Lexi Grimbrooke
    Lexi Grimbrooke 12 days ago

    Who is the guy who left his dadโ€™s house? I didnโ€™t catch the name.

  • Rebekah
    Rebekah 14 days ago

    that's hilarious.. actually jesus had a lot more than 12 followers - hundreds would follow him everywhere he went .. and he sent out was it like 70 disciples two by two to cast out demons, heal the sick etc. so.. haha. still good stuff guys. :)

  • Sharona Maina
    Sharona Maina 15 days ago

    Jesus came in a donkey
    Couldn't he get an uber ..too funny

  • Alexis Degler
    Alexis Degler 17 days ago

    So funny!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

  • Amber Keller
    Amber Keller 18 days ago

    Do you follow saul? He changed his name to paul! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Christian Patriot
    Christian Patriot 18 days ago


  • Gamergirl4AyaBrea
    Gamergirl4AyaBrea 21 day ago

    Lots daughters pregnant lol

  • Damien Fowlkes
    Damien Fowlkes 27 days ago

    Coming from a Christian this is gold

  • nancy marques
    nancy marques 28 days ago


  • fgfanta
    fgfanta 29 days ago

    If you did these videos about Muslims, the identitarian/intersectionalist left would trash you, social media would ban you, and some fruitcake would threaten you. As a Christian, I am glad you make them, they are good fun!!

  • NPC 69541
    NPC 69541 29 days ago +1

    Abraham and Issac heading to the mountains for a little farther son trip!

  • Natty's Drawings & Art

    This is HILARIOUS

    01AMAZINGGRACE Month ago +1

    I ain't getting on that boat ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jewels1573
    Jewels1573 Month ago +2

    Job's now started a GoFundMe (eye roll)

  • Ryan Hughes
    Ryan Hughes Month ago

    I feel like so many people donโ€™t get this

  • Mb Doxa
    Mb Doxa Month ago +2

    "I'm in this group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and I sent a fire emoji and they all got offended

  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    Ooh I watched this
    it's in december right

  • Irish Evangelista
    Irish Evangelista Month ago +1

    When Moses got sick, doctor told him to take 2 tablets.

  • El Guy El guy
    El Guy El guy Month ago

    This has to be a series!

  • MonkEzz
    MonkEzz Month ago

    Heart check

  • shiny0612
    shiny0612 Month ago

    Years and Years of Catholic school seemed now all worth it just to understand all the references in this video lol

  • Bleh Bluh Blah
    Bleh Bluh Blah Month ago

    I'm not supposed to find this funny at all... but man is this hilarious!๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Over 40
    Over 40 Month ago

    Lots daughter is gonna have a baby. I wonder who the dad is

  • Over 40
    Over 40 Month ago

    2:03 best one

  • ike ezekiel
    ike ezekiel Month ago

    Those who disliked this skit thought it was Dis I Like button

  • Pug Ninja
    Pug Ninja Month ago

    Jesus just got verified, he only had 12 followers. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Livingston
    Livingston Month ago

    I started giggling before I even watched the video. I knew it would be hilarious

  • Unknown_ Puff
    Unknown_ Puff Month ago

    โ€œJesus only has 12 followers (Decipels)โ€ he has way more followers (Christians ) than that just making it clear

  • Johnny Sarro
    Johnny Sarro Month ago +3

    School cancelled due to impeding quail storm

  • Rick Bedard
    Rick Bedard Month ago

    repent of your sins ,its no joke what Jesus did for you sinners

  • sharon muthoni
    sharon muthoni Month ago

    Following the woman at yhe well๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Gray Crowned Crane
    Gray Crowned Crane Month ago

    "dude you want a bite of this?"
    "Do I look like Adam?"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I'm dying!!

  • William Green
    William Green Month ago +4

    Next vid should be...
    "if Bible characters had *Androids* "

  • Stephanie Arthur
    Stephanie Arthur Month ago

    _I used the fire emoji and they got all offended_ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Peggy Winters-Stevens

    I suggested this on Captin D's contact us page that you would make a great spokes person and linked this skit. Love your comedy!

  • Ellie Belly
    Ellie Belly Month ago

    Laurdiy is nothing compared to Noah ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Hannah Schultz
    Hannah Schultz Month ago

    This makes me laugh every time I watch it. Love it! ๐Ÿ˜„

  • Anonymous Libertarian

    Had a good laugh at that. Didn't King Ahab have a righteous man stoned to death to take his land? Sadly if they did have social media King Ahab sadly would have gotten hundreds of sons of the wicked one to bear false witness!

  • Agyness Raymond
    Agyness Raymond Month ago

    "What's that rope for??" ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

  • S. B.
    S. B. Month ago

    So funny

  • Michael Lefort
    Michael Lefort Month ago

    They hit the parts of the Bible that everyone should know by by heart. The only thing that struck me is that they had to go through five thousand years of history to get dozen or so references that they could use. I think they may have gotten some people to blow the dust off of their Bibles to get the jokes.

  • Jojo Gladys
    Jojo Gladys Month ago

    ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†this was good!!

  • Cheryl Pop
    Cheryl Pop Month ago

    Why so many hands?

  • Natsuki
    Natsuki Month ago

    This is it. This is the reason I went to church every sunday. To understand this video

  • Rayna Alsberg
    Rayna Alsberg Month ago

    TOO funny

  • Laura Henckel
    Laura Henckel Month ago

    I want a Check Your Heart T-shirt with Jeremiah 4:14 on the back.....Can you do that????

  • David 8th Generation Synthetic

    They broke character so many times!

  • Sharon Hollohan
    Sharon Hollohan Month ago +2

    This is absolutely wonderful

  • Jessica Gallegos
    Jessica Gallegos 2 months ago

    Do a follow up! So many giggles! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Evan D
    Evan D 2 months ago

    i got all the jokes because i know all the bible stories

  • Marissa Mae
    Marissa Mae 2 months ago

    Ahh I LOVE this!!โค๏ธ

  • Linda Grasso
    Linda Grasso 2 months ago

    Don't make fun of the word

  • MegaChorro123
    MegaChorro123 2 months ago

    This is bloody genius

  • Angel Garza
    Angel Garza 2 months ago

    You both look like brothers almost like twins so cool

  • vale sky
    vale sky 2 months ago

    u fkn joke go home

  • Becky Wolcott
    Becky Wolcott 2 months ago +1

    Fire emoji hahahahah this is hilarious!

  • Genie #GlassLamp
    Genie #GlassLamp 2 months ago +1

    God I love this!!!!!

  • yobabybubba
    yobabybubba 2 months ago +11

    *You're following the woman at the well? Check your heart.* ๐Ÿคฃ

  • J. Huxley
    J. Huxley 2 months ago +1

    Please do one of being Jesus' brother growing up.

  • Nicole Carter
    Nicole Carter 2 months ago

    These two are sooo funny and hot ๐Ÿ˜Š

  • R160B D Train Productions

    If Jesus we're to have an iPhone, he must have the iPhone 8/8 Plus, X, XS, XS Max, or XR.

  • New Horizon Mission Outreach, Inc.

    Funny Thanks. Prospertoday.buildlastingsuccess.com If you are a Bible Scholar, this is Hillarious, if not Read your Bible, so you can really laugh!

  • Casey Bunker
    Casey Bunker 2 months ago


  • HunterofArtemis234
    HunterofArtemis234 2 months ago

    Oh man this is legit. Meaning, I didn't understand much of it...

  • Zouhair Eddahmani
    Zouhair Eddahmani 2 months ago

    U canโ€™t laugh on stuff like this this is not funny

  • Antonio Arevalo
    Antonio Arevalo 2 months ago

    โ€œCHeck your heartโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Vered Cookie
    Vered Cookie 2 months ago

    john CHRIST

  • Olyvia Fleming
    Olyvia Fleming 2 months ago +1

    This video... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Lois A. Grimm
    Lois A. Grimm 2 months ago +1

    "Lot's daughter is pregnant? I wonder who the father is..." LMFAO

  • Hillary Tuma
    Hillary Tuma 2 months ago

    Paulโ€™s in prison again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Banje D
    Banje D 2 months ago

    โ€œPaul is in prison again...โ€

  • Saff TV
    Saff TV 2 months ago +1

    Great vid but 1 mistake, they arenโ€™t โ€œcharactersโ€. I know plenty of people will say that religion is a scam and what not but these were actually real people in history, so if youโ€™re Christian or not, these were not โ€œcharactersโ€

  • My beautiful clarinet
    My beautiful clarinet 2 months ago

    Ok I CAN'T ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I lost my SHIT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Kelsey Rachel
    Kelsey Rachel 2 months ago +1

    *50% chance of quail* I canโ€™t

  • Somto Onyemaobi
    Somto Onyemaobi 2 months ago


  • Noah Callaway
    Noah Callaway 2 months ago +149

    *Have you seen seen Lot's status update??*
    *Soddom and Gamora is Lit!!*
    *When Lot posted it, his wife got super salty!!*

  • Lizzie Doyle
    Lizzie Doyle 2 months ago

    Acting was amazing!

  • Rayan Agarm
    Rayan Agarm 2 months ago


  • nitdiver5
    nitdiver5 2 months ago

    What about Noahโ€™s GoFundMe account for the Ark?

  • puppers slimes
    puppers slimes 2 months ago +1

    saul changed his username to paul iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  • Maria
    Maria 2 months ago

    Can we get a part 2 please