If Bible Characters had iPhones

  • Published on Jan 16, 2019
  • John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • Antonio Arevalo
    Antonio Arevalo 18 hours ago

    β€œCHeck your heart” πŸ˜‚

  • Vered Cookie
    Vered Cookie 23 hours ago

    john CHRIST

  • Olyvia Fleming
    Olyvia Fleming Day ago

    This video... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Lois A. Grimm
    Lois A. Grimm Day ago

    "Lot's daughter is pregnant? I wonder who the father is..." LMFAO

  • Hillary Tuma
    Hillary Tuma Day ago

    Paul’s in prison again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Banje D
    Banje D 2 days ago

    β€œPaul is in prison again...”

  • Saff TV
    Saff TV 2 days ago

    Great vid but 1 mistake, they aren’t β€œcharacters”. I know plenty of people will say that religion is a scam and what not but these were actually real people in history, so if you’re Christian or not, these were not β€œcharacters”

  • My beautiful clarinet

    Ok I CAN'T πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I lost my SHIT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Kelsey Rachel
    Kelsey Rachel 2 days ago +1

    *50% chance of quail* I can’t

  • Somto Onyemaobi
    Somto Onyemaobi 2 days ago


  • Noah Callaway
    Noah Callaway 3 days ago +8

    *Have you seen seen Lot's status update??*
    *Soddom and Gamora is Lit!!*
    *When Lot posted it, his wife got super salty!!*

  • Lizzie Doyle
    Lizzie Doyle 3 days ago

    Acting was amazing!

  • Rayan Agarm
    Rayan Agarm 4 days ago


  • nitdiver5
    nitdiver5 4 days ago

    What about Noah’s GoFundMe account for the Ark?

  • puppers slimes
    puppers slimes 4 days ago +1

    saul changed his username to paul i’m dead πŸ’€πŸ’€

  • Nowy CzΕ‚owiek
    Nowy CzΕ‚owiek 5 days ago

    Are you saved? Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace. Believe in God, Salvation by faith alone through God's grace and Blood of Christ as an atonement of all sins of the world. A: Admit you are a sinner. "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" Ro 3:23 B: Believe Jesus died on the cross for you and after He resurrected. "And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." Acts 16:31 "In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;" Eph 1:7 C: Confess your sins to God and turn from it. "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Ro 10:9-10

  • Maria
    Maria 5 days ago

    Can we get a part 2 please

  • Corgis World
    Corgis World 5 days ago

    I LOVE IT 🀣🀣

  • Mona E
    Mona E 6 days ago

    *THIS* is sooooooooooo God!! Love IT! I'm sure Jesus is Smiling Big!! He's got a Great sense of humor!

  • Erika AppleKings
    Erika AppleKings 6 days ago


  • shaywoodnc
    shaywoodnc 6 days ago

    Lot’s daughter being pregnant comment kills me πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

  • Charles Waqa
    Charles Waqa 6 days ago +1

    Lmao the references were so accurate although i didn’t quite understand the one about Lot.

  • InsertEpicName
    InsertEpicName 7 days ago

    Fire Emoji🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • The Otherme
    The Otherme 7 days ago


  • francis balangue
    francis balangue 7 days ago

    Im offended your making fun with the scripture God Bless you.

  • flower petal
    flower petal 7 days ago

    I love this. πŸ˜‚

  • Caleb Bermudez
    Caleb Bermudez 7 days ago

    It's so funny I forgot to laugh

  • Kai Rumbo
    Kai Rumbo 7 days ago

    Ya ampun.. kok bisa ya? Dasarnya Alkitab sih tapi kenapa begitu ya? Haruskah?

  • Jo Jo
    Jo Jo 7 days ago +1

    Yeah. Y’all keep mucking it up. The stories of human suffering and dispare. Told so you know how to live and how to worship. Y’all gonna be really shocked with tears in your eyes when the messiah keeps the most high’s promise. You’ll be even worse off when you see that the messiah β€œJesus” is black, as described at least once in each of the New and Old Testaments.
    Tears didn’t save Esau and they won’t save you.

    • aaaaaaaaardvark
      aaaaaaaaardvark 3 days ago

      So you don't have a source and you have no idea what you're talking about. Thanks.

    • Jo Jo
      Jo Jo 6 days ago

      aaaaaaaaardvark Are you lazy or stupid or both? I gave you the source. A simple google search will give you specifics. Also while you’re at it, check out the 1st century art work of Jesus et al. Even in Europe they were often depicted black. It want until the blasphemous work of Byzantine/Roman Empire to organize and dogmatizar Christians did widespread white washing star occurring.

    • aaaaaaaaardvark
      aaaaaaaaardvark 6 days ago

      References on Jesus being black?

  • Γ‰rica
    Γ‰rica 7 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's too much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Fish Dawn
    Fish Dawn 7 days ago

    Do I look like Adam to you ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Mohammed Iraqi
    Mohammed Iraqi 7 days ago


  • laszlo katona
    laszlo katona 7 days ago

    What ! You go back to the 80’s and its uncomparable with today so how would you know what it was like back then ???

  • Krystle Fugoso
    Krystle Fugoso 7 days ago

    Do you follow Saul? Because he changed his name to Paul πŸ˜‚

  • Kate Oelayor
    Kate Oelayor 7 days ago


  • SuperPanda
    SuperPanda 7 days ago

    Joseph and Mary should've booked Trivago.

  • Kayla Blake
    Kayla Blake 7 days ago

    1:51 had me weak about the fire emoji πŸ”₯

  • Kayla Blake
    Kayla Blake 7 days ago


  • airplane800
    airplane800 7 days ago

    For sure Jesus used a spaceship to get here and to go. The star the Magi followed was a spaceship, Jonah's whale was a submersible spaceship, and the burning bush was a projection monitor. If you have any doubt just do a search on a paint by a painter that visited the secret Vatican archives in the 1700s and showed in his paint what he saw. The name of the paint is " The Baptism of Christ " by Aert de Gelder.

  • Cindy w
    Cindy w 7 days ago

    I hope there will be a part 2. This is seriously epic

  • Gesha Dimitrov
    Gesha Dimitrov 8 days ago

    How i finished here...

  • Corey Anderson
    Corey Anderson 8 days ago

    Haha. I love USclip:)

  • Chyleen Dreyer
    Chyleen Dreyer 8 days ago


  • Gladius Incendius Studios

    OHHHHH MY GOSH, the world needed something like this!! XD Thank you for being funny without being sacrilegious, I've found that's a rare find!! God bless you guys!!!

  • Gracie Jo Vlogs
    Gracie Jo Vlogs 8 days ago

    I am a pastors kid. And I got every one of these references!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Stefani Pompova
    Stefani Pompova 8 days ago

    Isn't funny at all

  • LluΓ­s MeliΓ‘n
    LluΓ­s MeliΓ‘n 8 days ago

    what happened at 1:02?!

  • Masood Pervaiz
    Masood Pervaiz 8 days ago

    Don't hold on the things(i phones,internet) which never existed in old days Don't make fun of Bible characters

  • Charles Wisdom
    Charles Wisdom 8 days ago

    I loooooooove this

  • Marius Saint
    Marius Saint 8 days ago


  • aMaraAth_ gLaVe
    aMaraAth_ gLaVe 8 days ago

    Have you seen Paul.
    He's in prison
    And Lots daughter..haha you all are so wrong for that. LOL!!

  • Dre Mgetjani
    Dre Mgetjani 8 days ago

    This is too funny πŸ˜‚

  • Tim Humphreys Camau
    Tim Humphreys Camau 8 days ago


  • cmlljyclst
    cmlljyclst 8 days ago

    "I used the fire emoji and they got offended" hahahahhahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Kendull.Everything
    Kendull.Everything 8 days ago

    This JUST might be the best thing since Veggies Tales πŸ’€πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

  • Pharaoh Misa
    Pharaoh Misa 8 days ago

    Jesus is verified. Crying. Joseph's brothers are selling him on facebook markeplace. SCREAMING

  • Random Girl
    Random Girl 9 days ago

    i died wow christianity is amazing

  • MsGoldenSmiles
    MsGoldenSmiles 9 days ago

    We need a Part two please!!! Loved it!!

  • Jacob Klein
    Jacob Klein 9 days ago

    Now, if you read Stories of the Old Testament by yours truly, some of it sounds a bit like this.

    Ms. RANDOMS 9 days ago

    Hahahahhaha.... Love this!

  • Wet Paint Nail Spa
    Wet Paint Nail Spa 9 days ago

    I have watched this so many times! I snortlaff every time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • The Saint
    The Saint 9 days ago


  • Ammar Qamar
    Ammar Qamar 9 days ago

    So disrespectful Religion or religious figures should not be treated like this

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 9 days ago

    Witty and hilarious!

  • Noreen Leslie Mina
    Noreen Leslie Mina 9 days ago

    Bwahahahaha!!! So real!

  • AJaXX JaM
    AJaXX JaM 9 days ago

    They have way, way, way more now. How about technologies that is alive?

  • babyst0423
    babyst0423 9 days ago

    We need more of these!

  • Resha Peregrino-Brimah

    πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

  • Ebony R.
    Ebony R. 9 days ago

    Well done πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½

  • Kasten Good
    Kasten Good 9 days ago

    You guys need to repent and except Jesus Christ as your personal savior. May God be with you.

  • Maritza Jordan
    Maritza Jordan 9 days ago

    This was hilarious!!!

  • Dillon Bult
    Dillon Bult 9 days ago

    From someone who proudly follows the Bible this is actually funny πŸ˜‚

  • Andylandro Garcia
    Andylandro Garcia 10 days ago

    "Jesus just got a blue checkmark how did he get verified he was 12 followers" lit. srrly.

  • Kenneth Akin
    Kenneth Akin 10 days ago

    If they had iPhones they would know that all religion is pagan bull crap copycatted off of Egyptian mythology.

    TENDO AGNES 10 days ago

    Hahahaha....isn't David supposed to be at war or sth

  • Jack and Jill of All Trades

    "Dude David is liking and commenting on all of Bethsheba's spring break pix....what is he doing? he is supposed to be at work.....I dont know dude." Hahaha I'm dead!

  • Connie B.
    Connie B. 10 days ago


  • Joanie Daniel
    Joanie Daniel 10 days ago

    Too cute

  • Jessica Beca
    Jessica Beca 10 days ago

    "Do I look like Adam to you" πŸ˜ƒ

  • Ivy Mangeli
    Ivy Mangeli 10 days ago


  • Ome R honda
    Ome R honda 10 days ago

    Hi πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  • Margaret David
    Margaret David 10 days ago

    Saul changed his username to paul.haha!!!

  • six two
    six two 10 days ago

    I went to Catholic school for 12 years. This should be required viewing as part of the curriculum. It actually informs without being offensive. That’s a good thing. πŸ‘

  • Ivy blessed
    Ivy blessed 10 days ago

    The joke 🀣🀣🀣 on Shadrack MeshackπŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  • Juliana Offurum
    Juliana Offurum 10 days ago

    That's so disrespectful. May God forgive y'all

  • MerlinFandom
    MerlinFandom 10 days ago

    There is so much wrong with the title of this video!

  • Joanita G. Nansamba
    Joanita G. Nansamba 10 days ago

    Jonah going deep sea fishing hahaha

  • Joanita G. Nansamba
    Joanita G. Nansamba 10 days ago


  • Victor Muthoka
    Victor Muthoka 10 days ago

    "I used a πŸ”₯ emoji & they got offended." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

  • DeogratiusJR vlogs
    DeogratiusJR vlogs 10 days ago

    this is one of the funniest video so far....πŸ˜‚β€πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚β€

  • karen mallorca
    karen mallorca 10 days ago

    Part 2 please?

  • Mbuyoti Mwangala
    Mbuyoti Mwangala 10 days ago

    awesome πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  • Tobenna Ezike
    Tobenna Ezike 10 days ago

    πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Noah and his DIY project

  • katekyo JP
    katekyo JP 10 days ago

    Abraham ans Isaac having a father and son time in the mountain. What could go wrong. Come on guys, that was tough for Abraham to do

  • Lashal
    Lashal 10 days ago

    This is gold πŸ”₯✨

  • Janean Francois
    Janean Francois 10 days ago

    Too farπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    I love these guys

  • Crystal Charles
    Crystal Charles 11 days ago

    Lmao..I'm not getting on that boat..dead πŸ’€πŸ’€

  • Travis Clark
    Travis Clark 11 days ago

    I met John in the Nashville airport! Super nice guy 😎

  • Travis Clark
    Travis Clark 11 days ago

    This is great!

  • Harry Makongwa
    Harry Makongwa 11 days ago

    Hhow coule Meshack,Shedrack and Abednego fire emojis in fire Jesus used Donkey because he didn't get an Uber that was so funny ..