It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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  • Published on Sep 22, 2018
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    If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?

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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Mike Trapp
    Raphael Chestang
    Grant O'Brien
    Rekha Shankar
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Greg Stees
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Director of Photography - Skyler Rousselet
    Production Designer - Chloe Badner
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
    Editor - Mike McAlister
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Comments • 4 806

  • Lego Warrior
    Lego Warrior 4 hours ago

    0.20

  • E Brodsky
    E Brodsky 5 hours ago

    The sketch was real funny but I just wanna know why it was accepted to be filmed

  • Mr T's favourite shirt

    Dave Rubin is livid.

  • klinnn1
    klinnn1 3 days ago

    WKUK???

  • Ibrahim Bahakim
    Ibrahim Bahakim 5 days ago

    💩🖐️

  • marci petit
    marci petit 5 days ago

    wtf?! XD

  • plague plays games
    plague plays games 7 days ago

    I thought it meant not going to the bathroom not literally holding a turd

  • Jason
    Jason 7 days ago

    This is smart, if I say it's ridiculous to paint all internet arguments in the same light, I'll look dumb because it's a sketch, but if I don't, people will comfort themselves thinking that anyone they disagree is holding a proverbial "turd".

  • Doom84
    Doom84 7 days ago

    This is every single conservative on the internet.

  • J bell
    J bell 8 days ago

    Brennan is the best part of college humor

  • 1800renzo
    1800renzo 9 days ago

    I'm so upset, I kept screaming at Brennan from the screen like I was in the same room with them.

  • Fabian Law
    Fabian Law 11 days ago

    The fallacy of false equivalence. Holding a turd isn't equal to every other action. Just like if someone is racist and tries to turn the tables by saying anything anyone else prejudges is exactly the same. It's not. I can prejudge a hipster bar and say I don't ever want to go there and make a moral judgement that that prejudgement is superior to a flagrant racist.

  • Wong Attila
    Wong Attila 12 days ago

    DISGUSTING!!!!

  • Ivan Sharmanov
    Ivan Sharmanov 13 days ago

    He is talking about a turd in his hand, not an idea that that is backed by facts and studies to provide those facts. Get a grip SnowFlakes.... Was a funny video though made me chuckle 😁

  • Konata Izumi
    Konata Izumi 13 days ago

    “Thats a turd” line gets me every time

  • jose rizal
    jose rizal 18 days ago

    Brennan's ASMR

  • Unicorn Girl
    Unicorn Girl 19 days ago

    *Plot twist* the turd is chocolate

  • 21pilots tillidie
    21pilots tillidie 19 days ago

    There are trolls that literally do this. They shit in their hand to get people to notice them

  • TheUncannyCthulhu
    TheUncannyCthulhu 19 days ago

    the way Grant holds the sai's cracks me up

  • Jesse Devries
    Jesse Devries 20 days ago

    does anybody else see that wierd thing at 20 seconds that flashes across the screen? it has an illuminati symbol and says drop out doesnt exist XD

  • The Hit List
    The Hit List 22 days ago

    Excuse me, I'll have you know I graduated from the internet with honors with a major in argumental education.

  • Toby Ryberg
    Toby Ryberg 24 days ago

    he brings a good point...

  • Giorno Giovanna
    Giorno Giovanna 24 days ago

    I never thought I'd laugh so hard at a joke about shit

  • BeetleBoots
    BeetleBoots 25 days ago +42

    This is basically every internet debate with a Nazi.

    • Brian Eno
      Brian Eno 5 days ago +1

      the internet wasn't invented when the Nazi's were around

    • crazy potato
      crazy potato 23 days ago

      +Denis haha im not a National Socialist but I have a big amount of respect for them.

    • Denis
      Denis 23 days ago

      +crazy potato post pictures of your hog

  • Tollwut Joe
    Tollwut Joe 25 days ago

    That reminds me a bit too much like a similar sketch by "the whitest Kids you know"

  • Quick Attack Films
    Quick Attack Films 26 days ago

    "Your word sorcery ends now!" Haha

  • !?
    !? 26 days ago

    I realised tthis sketch isn't about political persuasion; its about holding obnoxious viewpoints like being openly racist towards people of otber ethnicities, being openly hateful towards LGBT people or supporting people who constantly act rude and disrespectful in public towards others

  • !?
    !? 26 days ago

    Even though this wasn't very funny, it was very culturally relevant.

  • Grace Olson
    Grace Olson 26 days ago

    so many of these end in death

  • Lankku :P
    Lankku :P 28 days ago

    I can smell it

  • Thomas Pastor
    Thomas Pastor 28 days ago +1

    "I don't like your metaphors!"

  • Jacmine N
    Jacmine N Month ago

    2:36 😂

  • GCapriccio
    GCapriccio Month ago

    He also made the same Nazi comment about his Second Grade class...

  • Omega Star
    Omega Star Month ago

    wait was that an actual turd or a prop turd (I hope it wasn't real)

  • Cakelyn 101
    Cakelyn 101 Month ago

    Pause at 0:20

  • TheJPJT1234
    TheJPJT1234 Month ago +4

    Fallacies are fun right? RIGHT?!?

  • Kahlel Isaiah
    Kahlel Isaiah Month ago +10

    The continuity of trapps broken laptop gets me so hard

  • TheSamMachine
    TheSamMachine Month ago +1

    I had to stop watching this at work because I was laughing too hard .

  • Felfolk
    Felfolk Month ago +4

    I don't like your metaphors

  • Stephanie Rivera-Bethe

    What is the popup 0:20?

  • Alfred Andersson
    Alfred Andersson Month ago

    This sketch is the best thing you guys have ever done. Its the one i keep coming back to. Glorious.

  • TrueUser025
    TrueUser025 Month ago +1

    The debate could have ended if they said it was fucking gross and dangerous for your health

  • Wasmo
    Wasmo Month ago +6

    "Word magic that he learned from a fountain of lies" the writer of that line should be insanely proud

  • Gurujot Singh Khalsa
    Gurujot Singh Khalsa Month ago +1

    The internet. The news media. All politics but especially the conservative playbook

  • Tenderizer17
    Tenderizer17 Month ago

    So how do I win against the anti-vaxxer (the guy holding the turd)? Logic doesn't work, shouting doesn't work, talking calmly doesn't work. Mixing shouting and calm language doesn't work. Repeating myself endlessly doesn't work.

  • S K
    S K Month ago

    Said the pot to the kettle.

  • Fastest Man Alive
    Fastest Man Alive Month ago

    I guess you could say that this video is is the "shit"!

  • Kaifila
    Kaifila Month ago +1

    Goddammit Collegehumor not when I'm eating :(

  • Guido Mista
    Guido Mista Month ago +6

    Any CH Videos that Brennon Stars in makes it 50x Funnier

    • PistolTiger 73
      PistolTiger 73 12 days ago

      +Guido Mista KILLA QUEEN! DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITES ZA DUSTO!

    • Guido Mista
      Guido Mista 12 days ago

      +PistolTiger 73 JackPot! I found out Kira's Identity!

    • PistolTiger 73
      PistolTiger 73 13 days ago

      brennan is bar none the best actor, his delivery of lines are fucking incredible, dude revived the channel.

  • Kaylie Eldredge
    Kaylie Eldredge Month ago

    This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in my life.

  • Adjective Noun Number
    Adjective Noun Number Month ago +1

    “First they came from the people holding the turds.”
    I actually just read that poem. lmao

  • Christopher Beer
    Christopher Beer Month ago +1

    You know, if they hadn't all screamed and yelled at Brennan for holding a turd instead of calmly explaining why they think holding turds is wrong, he wouldn't have held two turds at the end. They basically forced him to hold more turds by their overreaction.

    Really, everyone but Brennan is at fault for Brannon holding turds.

  • Learn English with Alex [engVid]

    Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson explained.

  • G.I. Geno
    G.I. Geno Month ago

    Turd is a paid actor

  • David Everly
    David Everly Month ago

    This is so stupid they could have put up actual evidence for why he can't have a turd in his hand like it could get you sick but instead resort to violence and aggression

  • fashiha rz
    fashiha rz Month ago

    Katie being disgusted by Brennan is so funny to watch.

  • SERVENT OF GOD, CREATOR OF LIFE

    WAIT!!!


    NOW IM HOLDING *TWO* TURDS!!! :D

  • Totally Nameless
    Totally Nameless Month ago +6

    Just please explain why you are right, it's not hard. The hard part is dealing with people who gaslight and use logical fallacies in response to logical explanations. For example, saying someone is wrong because they are emotional and that someone else is right because they are calm/don't care.

    Even if you all agree on a conclusion, it's still good to explain why, so you can preempt any problems down the line. If two people agreed that windows should be legal, it should probably be addressed that one person thinks they should be legal because they make it easier to sneak into other people's houses.

  • Janine Hunter
    Janine Hunter Month ago

    I feel like Katie has no room to judge considering how many times she's shit her own pants

  • 親指
    親指 Month ago

    excuse me, wtf

  • CutiePi
    CutiePi Month ago

    I lost it when he put shit in the guys mouth ! ahahahaha

  • Aaron Schroeder-Tabah

    Very interesting video. Two alternative takes could have been:
    1. At the end, each group member pulls out their own poop ( with comments such as "so much better, because it's mine")
    2. During the video, we don't actually see the poop in Brennan's hand. At the end, it turns out he's holding a flower.

  • 92MJ0912
    92MJ0912 Month ago

    Why am I watching this while having lunch

  • Mo G II
    Mo G II Month ago

    Litterally every comment I’ve seen is attacking conservatives when I’ve seen both sides doing this

  • Sage Sigman
    Sage Sigman Month ago

    "WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING ME?" : A moment of silence for Pat Kassels, former Head Writer, taken from us by Mike Trapp.

  • Ava Hatt
    Ava Hatt Month ago

    This is one of the most funny videos college humor has ever put out on the Internet

  • dieinahole27
    dieinahole27 Month ago

    COLLEGE HUMOR IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!!!

  • Glee Tenders
    Glee Tenders Month ago

    3:06 I love how Grant just freaks out.

  • Blue Evan
    Blue Evan 2 months ago

    It's not socially acceptable to hold shit in public or touch anyone with it

  • Skrilla s•k•r•i•t••

    Well...it isn't _illegal_ to hold a turd

  • Survival of the Fittest

    YES!!!! Finally! No one is doing political "comedy"! I *needed* more politics at every turn.
    Its like...no one is talking about politics...and so this is like...really important you guys.
    Only smart people, one might say....liberally minded...will get this, like, high IQ comedy though...
    Can you guys dumb this down for the rest of America? I want them to *know* that I AM BETTER THAN THEM!
    Thaaanx

  • ad_astroturf
    ad_astroturf 2 months ago

    Reddit in one sketch.

  • dogs love gaming
    dogs love gaming 2 months ago

    What is that at 0:20

  • Christopher 0205
    Christopher 0205 2 months ago

    College humor Ad on college humor

  • yuyuyashasrain
    yuyuyashasrain 2 months ago

    2:20 reika can’t stop laughing lol

  • Turtel Teller
    Turtel Teller 2 months ago

    I hate this this gives me such anxiety

  • _Matthenheizer _
    _Matthenheizer _ 2 months ago +1

    2:13 + 3:17 TOP 10 ANIME DEATHS

  • Augusto Severini
    Augusto Severini 2 months ago

    So this sketch is equating holding right wing opinions to literally holding a turd.

    • Quingo
      Quingo 2 months ago +1

      +Augusto Severini So? The right is kind of infamous for using said bad argument tactics but that doesn't mean the left doesn't do it too.

    • Augusto Severini
      Augusto Severini 2 months ago

      +Quingo But he says left this and that a couple times.

    • Quingo
      Quingo 2 months ago

      No, it's making fun of disingenuous argument tactics.

  • Simon
    Simon 2 months ago +2

    I want everyone to hold two turds. You don't want anyone to hold any turds.
    That's fair, we don't have to think alike. I accept that we have to compromise. Everyone should therefore hold one turd. If you don't accept this compromise then you are everything wrong with politics today. It means that you refuse to negotiate with the other side or even consider other perspectives. That is corrupt and morally wrong. Typical leftist libtards.

  • Gary oak
    Gary oak 2 months ago

    This made me vomit

  • camouflage ninja
    camouflage ninja 2 months ago

    0:20 pause there my illuminati brethren

  • I like lizards
    I like lizards 2 months ago

    🎵your political commentary is pretty fucking bad🎵
    🎵but it makes people in the internet glad🎵
    🎵this form of commentary is only a fad🎵
    🎵so next time you do this don’t be so sad🎵

  • Gaming stuff
    Gaming stuff 2 months ago

    3:17

  • Jarrett R.K.
    Jarrett R.K. 2 months ago +2

    Screaming isn't dehumanising; Brennan moved straight past harassment lane and into assault boulevard; and he's completely ignored that humans evolved a fear of doodoo because predators use it to track prey -- irrationality is to be expected.

  • Hey There
    Hey There 2 months ago +1

    ” I don't like your metaphors! ”
    -Grant

  • Max Machina
    Max Machina 2 months ago

    Great sketch, but they took a lot of it from the WKUK Poop Meeting sketch.

  • Louis Consoli
    Louis Consoli 2 months ago

    This reminds me a lot of The Whitest Kids You know sketch

  • Justin Schreiber
    Justin Schreiber 2 months ago

    They use every strawman argument against the right in all of their unfunny videos

  • BatmanChick015
    BatmanChick015 2 months ago

    Despite the turd in his hand, Brennan is a great and funny actor, and very attractive, haha.

  • CarnivorousArse
    CarnivorousArse 2 months ago

    This is my favorite video CH has ever made.

  • Jonathan Bishop
    Jonathan Bishop 2 months ago +5

    And then Bill Nye will go on tv to say that turds are filled with harmful bacteria that will make you ill, followed by a Fox News commentator attacking his authority on turd related matters.

  • Count Awesomeness
    Count Awesomeness 2 months ago

    No it really isn't

  • NicBob
    NicBob 2 months ago

    He’s ripping off Trump voters and MAGA hats 😂😂

  • Ezequiel Di Stefano
    Ezequiel Di Stefano 2 months ago

    I can totally see this video as something that represents both sides of politics.
    People from both sides bring turds and the rest of us are supposed to accept them.
    I think I'll be using this metaphor next time someone comes saying that furies is a gender, or that 6 years old kids should be allowed to change their sexes, or that the wall will stop criminals.
    All of those are turds.

  • Leothelion
    Leothelion 2 months ago

    I think the main metaphorical error in this sketch is that to the people on the other side its a turd but to Brennan the ”turd” is a beautiful flower. And because of this the real argument Brennan would be making here is not why its ok to hold the turd but why its not a turd but instead, the fore mentioned ”beautiful flower”

    • Aaron Schroeder-Tabah
      Aaron Schroeder-Tabah Month ago

      They should have hid the turd from view during the video and then showed a flower in Brennan's dead hand... or they should have all pulled out their own turds as they walked away.

    • Aaron Schroeder-Tabah
      Aaron Schroeder-Tabah Month ago

      Agree. No one ever argues for turds. Everyone thinks their opponent is arguing for turds.

  • Empus
    Empus 2 months ago

    Whitest kids u know did it first

  • jonggi siagian
    jonggi siagian 2 months ago

    Gun debate ?

  • Robert Corin Howard
    Robert Corin Howard 2 months ago

    Karl Popper loved this skit.

  • Creative Nothing
    Creative Nothing 2 months ago +1

    For the people who got triggered in the comments, this video isn't about rationalizing close mindedness or violence without regarding an opposing opinion. It's about how these debate tactics can be used to defend literally any idea ever (in this case literal shit) and how they shouldn't be accepted as real arguments. When arguing you have to actually present a factual base and logical conclusions, not just virtue signal your rationality and complain about the people against you being aggressive.

  • Ryan Kelly
    Ryan Kelly 2 months ago

    It's true it's his right