It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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  • Published on Sep 22, 2018
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    If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?

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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Mike Trapp
    Raphael Chestang
    Grant O'Brien
    Rekha Shankar
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Greg Stees
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Director of Photography - Skyler Rousselet
    Production Designer - Chloe Badner
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
    Editor - Mike McAlister
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Comments • 4 659

  • Christopher 0205
    Christopher 0205 2 hours ago

    College humor Ad on college humor

  • yuyuyashasrain
    yuyuyashasrain 20 hours ago

    2:20 reika can’t stop laughing lol

  • Turtel Teller
    Turtel Teller 22 hours ago

    I hate this this gives me such anxiety

  • _Matthenheizer _
    _Matthenheizer _ 2 days ago +1

    2:13 + 3:17 TOP 10 ANIME DEATHS

  • Augusto Severini
    Augusto Severini 3 days ago

    So this sketch is equating holding right wing opinions to literally holding a turd.

    • Quingo
      Quingo Day ago +1

      +Augusto Severini So? The right is kind of infamous for using said bad argument tactics but that doesn't mean the left doesn't do it too.

    • Augusto Severini
      Augusto Severini Day ago

      +Quingo But he says left this and that a couple times.

    • Quingo
      Quingo Day ago

      No, it's making fun of disingenuous argument tactics.

  • Simon
    Simon 3 days ago +1

    I want everyone to hold two turds. You don't want anyone to hold any turds.
    That's fair, we don't have to think alike. I accept that we have to compromise. Everyone should therefore hold one turd. If you don't accept this compromise then you are everything wrong with politics today. It means that you refuse to negotiate with the other side or even consider other perspectives. That is corrupt and morally wrong. Typical leftist libtards.

  • Gary oak
    Gary oak 3 days ago

    This made me vomit

  • camouflage ninja
    camouflage ninja 3 days ago

    0:20 pause there my illuminati brethren

  • NPC
    NPC 4 days ago

    🎵your political commentary is pretty fucking bad🎵
    🎵but it makes people in the internet glad🎵
    🎵this form of commentary is only a fad🎵
    🎵so next time you do this don’t be so sad🎵

  • Gaming stuff
    Gaming stuff 4 days ago

    3:17

  • Jarrett R.K.
    Jarrett R.K. 4 days ago

    Screaming isn't dehumanising; Brennan moved straight past harassment lane and into assault boulevard; and he's completely ignored that humans evolved a fear of doodoo because predators use it to track prey -- irrationality is to be expected.

  • Hey There
    Hey There 4 days ago

    ” I don't like your metaphors! ”
    -Grant

  • Max Machina
    Max Machina 5 days ago

    Great sketch, but they took a lot of it from the WKUK Poop Meeting sketch.

  • Louis Consoli
    Louis Consoli 6 days ago

    This reminds me a lot of The Whitest Kids You know sketch

  • Justin Schreiber
    Justin Schreiber 8 days ago

    They use every strawman argument against the right in all of their unfunny videos

  • BatmanChick015
    BatmanChick015 8 days ago

    Despite the turd in his hand, Brennan is a great and funny actor, and very attractive, haha.

  • CarnivorousArse
    CarnivorousArse 8 days ago

    This is my favorite video CH has ever made.

  • Jonathan Bishop
    Jonathan Bishop 8 days ago

    And then Bill Nye will go on tv to say that turds are filled with harmful bacteria that will make you ill, followed by a Fox News commentator attacking his authority on turd related matters.

  • Lord Awsomeness
    Lord Awsomeness 10 days ago

    No it really isn't

  • NicBob
    NicBob 10 days ago

    He’s ripping off Trump voters and MAGA hats 😂😂

  • Ezequiel Di Stefano
    Ezequiel Di Stefano 11 days ago

    I can totally see this video as something that represents both sides of politics.
    People from both sides bring turds and the rest of us are supposed to accept them.
    I think I'll be using this metaphor next time someone comes saying that furies is a gender, or that 6 years old kids should be allowed to change their sexes, or that the wall will stop criminals.
    All of those are turds.

  • Leothelion
    Leothelion 12 days ago

    I think the main metaphorical error in this sketch is that to the people on the other side its a turd but to Brennan the ”turd” is a beautiful flower. And because of this the real argument Brennan would be making here is not why its ok to hold the turd but why its not a turd but instead, the fore mentioned ”beautiful flower”

  • Empus
    Empus 12 days ago

    Whitest kids u know did it first

  • jonggi siagian
    jonggi siagian 12 days ago

    Gun debate ?

  • Robert Corin Howard
    Robert Corin Howard 13 days ago

    Karl Popper loved this skit.

  • Gary P.
    Gary P. 14 days ago +1

    For the people who got triggered in the comments, this video isn't about rationalizing close mindedness or violence without regarding an opposing opinion. It's about how these debate tactics can be used to defend literally any idea ever (in this case literal shit) and how they shouldn't be accepted as real arguments. When arguing you have to actually present a factual base and logical conclusions, not just virtue signal your rationality and complain about the people against you being aggressive.

  • Ryan Kelly
    Ryan Kelly 15 days ago

    It's true it's his right

  • Georgie Tisdale Steding

    Like wkuk but Timmy went to liberal arts college and has TWO turds

  • Destiny Fucker
    Destiny Fucker 16 days ago

    This is it
    I must learn as well

  • Gerhana Zeta
    Gerhana Zeta 16 days ago

    Just realized that turd is a strongest melee weapon

  • David Cosloff
    David Cosloff 16 days ago

    2:59 hilarious.

  • Daxdleader
    Daxdleader 16 days ago

    this was important. I'm glad I watched this

  • Tyler Loeffler
    Tyler Loeffler 18 days ago

    Whitest kid you know rip off?

  • TheJuicyKiwi
    TheJuicyKiwi 19 days ago

    3:06 I relate to grant so much

  • Karol Chojnacki
    Karol Chojnacki 20 days ago

    That was one shitty sketch



    Jk, that was funny

  • Cretin Kicker
    Cretin Kicker 21 day ago +1

    Stole this from Whitest Kids You Know, but ok

  • Lisa Kolb
    Lisa Kolb 22 days ago

    too gross

  • Tavia Millward
    Tavia Millward 22 days ago

    I knowingly clicked on this video while eating my lunch. I stayed strong right through even when the turd went in Raph's mouth. I was strong!

  • AZATHOTH
    AZATHOTH 23 days ago

    This is an amazing parable for today's political climate and I think it's beautiful

  • Darius Johnson
    Darius Johnson 24 days ago

    I feel like ally did this already

  • Chrystinamarie Wellington

    So Brennan is Trump, Raphael is a Trump MAGA supporter

  • GamingTalk2099
    GamingTalk2099 25 days ago

    The left are anything but tolerant lol

    • MISTA
      MISTA 14 days ago

      You're holding a turd! I will not be tolerant of you shitholders!

  • Jino Espera Burgos
    Jino Espera Burgos 25 days ago

    Who's turd was it?

  • Craig Diaz
    Craig Diaz 26 days ago

    This sort of makes fun of both sides... well played...

  • Rhombicosidodecahedron
    Rhombicosidodecahedron 26 days ago +2

    I DON'T LIKE YOUR METAPHORS!!!!!!!!!! grant you are a god

  • irfandi djailani
    irfandi djailani 26 days ago

    The use of double standard is irrelevant when we are using absolute standard of God.

  • Synthesis 272
    Synthesis 272 26 days ago

    Actually I thinks its a health risk to people and the public if you walk around holding a turd

  • Hunter Winslow
    Hunter Winslow 27 days ago

    Brennan needs to be on SNL

  • NerdyGeeky
    NerdyGeeky 27 days ago

    I decided to watch this video when I had my dinner and that was a mistake

  • Masum Hasan
    Masum Hasan 27 days ago

    I didn't laugh this hard in a really really long time. :v :v

  • Teresa Erickson
    Teresa Erickson 27 days ago

    I'm super right and this was fucking hilarious to watch. You could tone it back a little bit, I think the subtleness makes it that much funnier.

  • Gabriel Clark
    Gabriel Clark 27 days ago

    Typically I'd at the very least humor him but... isn't that unhygienic?

  • Ian Stoneking
    Ian Stoneking 28 days ago

    classic leftism

  • Montpelier Montgomery
    Montpelier Montgomery 28 days ago

    Get it?
    Because people I disagree with are just insane, and the things they stand for are as arbitrary as holding a turd.
    The irony is painful.

  • OtakuGhost Gaming
    OtakuGhost Gaming 28 days ago

    When the turd was smeared on Trap, it was the most accurate reaction ever

  • Lucestrasz
    Lucestrasz 28 days ago

    Honestly, you should feel shame. A pipe wrench has a lot of mass, and would carry some of the momentum into the skull causing it to move, yet it never does. Take more care in aiming next time, so you don't keep missing!

  • daniel chung
    daniel chung 28 days ago

    They are holding a laptop which is equavalient to a turd

  • daniel chung
    daniel chung 28 days ago

    It’s always between a dousche and a turd

  • Liam Heppleston
    Liam Heppleston 29 days ago

    I realy cant tell who they're sideing with here, now that is how you do political satire.

  • seapeajones
    seapeajones 29 days ago

    OMG that squishy sound.

  • TheReck
    TheReck Month ago

    the guy holding the turd reminds me of shapiro

  • Felix Gutierrez
    Felix Gutierrez Month ago +1

    I mean true but forceing your specific ideas into others doesn't make you any better you can make it so that they don't judge you but don't be too offended if they move from you or don't agree what with you say or do :/

  • Chromosome Police
    Chromosome Police Month ago

    I dont like your metaphors
    \

  • Max Picatti
    Max Picatti Month ago

    Uhhh... 21 seconds in......... what in the world was that...? I went back and paused it, it’s a pop-up ad that reads “dropoutdoesnotexist.com” then says code WTF... is that a reference to that little educational cartoon with the caterpillar... for which I just watched a commercial... is that a subtle advertisement....? Was that even deliberate?!? Was that an accident?!?!? I need answers man, but I’m not going to that freaking website like a pleb, I just wanna know what in the world that was, I feel like if you go to that site it’ll be an advertisement for that cartoon called “super messed up” or whatever, the ads for that keep playing on USclip today

  • Kristijan Madhukar
    Kristijan Madhukar Month ago

    Watching the video and reading the comments. I got this.
    Its necessary to be open minded and to try to consider ideas that may differ from your own. If we just accept what we believe in as fact we will never grow. We have to consider controversial or different opinions. And allow them to be spoken without judgement
    But if we have carefully considered it. and we know that the new idea is indeed wrong, we must reject it. And if it right we must accept it.
    And in this case Brennan is wrong holding a turd does not only go against cultural conventions it is also unsanitary and does a lot more good than bad.
    It is fine to present the idea that holding a turd in public is okay. But accepting it even if you know it’s not true. Is not okay.

  • Krystal Star
    Krystal Star Month ago

    wait, I think I know the prop they used. Peanut butter twinkie

  • Matongo Mulindi
    Matongo Mulindi Month ago

    Anyone notice the ad at 0:19

  • Edgar Ayala
    Edgar Ayala Month ago

    I hate the turd sound lmao

  • ViperStudiosAndy
    ViperStudiosAndy Month ago

    3:16 that was just nasty lol

  • Lolcatz52
    Lolcatz52 Month ago

    Brennan is me effectively

  • Macaii
    Macaii Month ago

    Wouldn't this be more accurate if they accused him of holding a turd, except in reality he was holding a rectangular brownie? Since that's what the left is actually doing now, calling people who want border control "Nazis"

    • Lord Lu Bu
      Lord Lu Bu 28 days ago

      Not at all because no one is against border control that's a strawman. The left wants a well regulated border with a clear path to citizenship and proper means of accepting asylum seekers. The right wants the fucking army on the border to shoot every brown person on sight and close down the border, that isn't border control that is facism.

  • Kyle Thayer
    Kyle Thayer Month ago

    Gavin McInnes?

  • Marley
    Marley Month ago

    I'm a big fan of Adam and Trapp's ginger love baby.

  • DancingCheese
    DancingCheese Month ago

    A genuinely disturbing metaphor for a genuinely important problem.

  • Illusion
    Illusion Month ago

    we all agree that holding turds is objectively bad, and they were right to ostracize him for doing something objectively wrong

  • CiTVFan2000 X
    CiTVFan2000 X Month ago +1

    Like how you break the fourth wall at the end!

  • Dr. House
    Dr. House Month ago

    Their mics aren’t designed for screaming lol.

  • Lolatyou332
    Lolatyou332 Month ago

    Why do comedians have to push their agendas through strawman satires? This could of been about both sides but they clearly wanted to target it on the “right” by saying “tolerant left”.

    I’m in the middle but this kind of stuff just makes me less trusting of the left because this is just propaganda.

  • clydefrosch
    clydefrosch Month ago

    I agree, the turd holders need to die.

  • Vavaro
    Vavaro Month ago

    I like how people think this is about one side or another on the political spectrum.
    No.
    It's both and neither.
    Because there's people with turds no matter what side you're on, doesn't matter if it's far left, left, right or far right.

  • Smeata
    Smeata Month ago

    Funny sketch but it's a false equivalency

  • Anmol Thakur
    Anmol Thakur Month ago

    3:17 i have puke on my phone, LITERALLY

  • Elk Ronnie
    Elk Ronnie Month ago

    Idk how, but I fell out of my chair, and my hat flew across the room watching this.

  • Incarnant
    Incarnant Month ago

    ..... really?

  • David Perez
    David Perez Month ago

    Can someone explain to me what this represents?
    I’m stupid

  • P D
    P D Month ago

    No one gave a good argument as to WHY Brennan should not hold the turd.

    • MISTA
      MISTA 28 days ago

      Hey man, I have no problem with you turd holders. But do you have to shove it in my face?

    • P D
      P D 28 days ago

      +Lord Lu Bu I see no factual evidence.

    • Lord Lu Bu
      Lord Lu Bu 28 days ago

      +P D I think the smell might turn a lot of people off lol

    • P D
      P D 28 days ago

      +Lord Lu Bu I feel as though it causes no harm to anyone except potentially Brennan himself...

    • Lord Lu Bu
      Lord Lu Bu 28 days ago

      it's unsanitary and causes more harm then good, which is common sense. It shouldn't have to be explained why it's a bad idea. Which I guess is a meta reason why it wasn't explained

  • Colton Nelson
    Colton Nelson Month ago

    Great ragging on centrists

  • Fluffy Fluff
    Fluffy Fluff Month ago

    The difference between arguing and using a whole lot of BS to avoid the argument
    Him holding a turd (before smearing) is not only causing a workplace disturbance due to the smell, but also putting the people around him in danger of getting sick, and is therefor NOT a harmless opinion/stance being drowned out by society's standards, but one that is actively hurting other people (which is only amplified when he starts forcing people to touch it and put it in their mouth)

    Man I REALLY gotta stop taking these sketches seriously

  • Edwin Frerichs
    Edwin Frerichs Month ago

    I just finished watching the Kink episode and lo and behold the first thing I see is a broken laptop.

  • Bake Mono
    Bake Mono Month ago

    Is it possible to like and dislike a video 🙃🤢💩

  • Carlos Urquiza
    Carlos Urquiza Month ago

    put it in the toilet

  • n1ko
    n1ko Month ago

    When they showed him holding a turd I was done. I can’t stop laughing from then on.

  • idontlikeyouyo
    idontlikeyouyo Month ago +2

    So the left sees freedom of speech as a turd? Very interesting.

    • Alex B
      Alex B 24 days ago

      YES EXACTLY THAT! God I hate free speech so much how'd u know? /sarcasm

    • Lord Lu Bu
      Lord Lu Bu 28 days ago

      So the right sees their arguments as a turd? Very interesting

    • Staplers Break
      Staplers Break 28 days ago

      I'm calling situational irony on you boi

    • Lolatyou332
      Lolatyou332 Month ago +3

      idontlikeyouyo this comment is about as fallacious as this video is.

      Well done.

  • Neo Novus
    Neo Novus Month ago

    Why am I thinking Ben Shapiro

  • Joseph Ward
    Joseph Ward Month ago

    Or maybe ignore the people who are holding turds? And for everyone who says, "both sides aren't holding turds" usually do not bother to actually prove it.

  • Fabrizio Illuminati

    "Oh yeah just keep telling me not to hold this turd! You know what, now I'm gonna hold TWO turds, just because it makes you so angry!"

  • Bill McIntyre
    Bill McIntyre Month ago

    This is so gross

  • Zak Sharman
    Zak Sharman Month ago

    Oh dear I know people like this. I dislike these people very much.

  • RavenStrider 526
    RavenStrider 526 Month ago

    This is literally just Overwatch players who main off meta heroes.