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  • Published on Apr 11, 2019
  • Bernie Sanders comes clean about his millionaire status, scientists release the first photo of a black hole, and Maxine Waters and Steve Mnuchin square off in a tense congressional hearing.
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  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson 22 hours ago

    1.2k people are really mad about the penis alien theory.

  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson 22 hours ago

    2:10 this just confirms my nerdy white theory that the universe is a dragon. black whole my ass.

  • Chris and oscar and with Freands

    What no not Mexican German

  • jesenia loarte
    jesenia loarte 8 days ago

    Ctfu

  • DEATH WISH CHRIS Reilly

    Hella embarrassing if Steve mnuchin showed up to meet a foreign leader.
    Keeping that clown away should be matter of home land security

  • DEATH WISH CHRIS Reilly

    I'm more than sure Bernie was attacking the uber-rich. For not putting the money that we ALL share back into the pot.
    I don't think Bernie making that kind of money.... then announcing it was any kind of slight at him.
    I know you guys know the same thing, he came out and stated what he had made, because he expected his Enemies to bring it up.
    Does anybody truly think that homie isn't going to pay his taxes an be a responsible citizen?
    The f*** you talking Noah/writer's??

  • Luiz Alex Phoenix
    Luiz Alex Phoenix 10 days ago

    If you are a poor man denouncing exploitation, they will call you lazy and jealous.
    If you earn money and still support wealth redistribution, they will call you an hypocrite.

  • Simone Benrós de Melo

    interestingly enough I've seen the penis theory as a plot of a comic book in a Korean movie ... so not even that would surprise me!!!


    I had to add "as a plot of a comic book " otherwise It would be really suspicious....

  • Ananya Hazarika
    Ananya Hazarika 23 days ago

    "Bring out the freedom blade"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Congrats T-series for being number 2 again

    What is a giant dick alien phobia called? I have it

  • Hmm
    Hmm 26 days ago

    I loved the ending scene!!

  • D. Kamara
    D. Kamara Month ago

    I'm sorry, but I freaking lost it when he went into Mexican Trump mode XD XD XD LOL Make America GRANDE Again!

  • Alvin Jacinto
    Alvin Jacinto Month ago

    #BernieSanders2020

  • Alvin Jacinto
    Alvin Jacinto Month ago

    A millionaire fighting for the poor for all his life. If America doesn't put Bernie to presidency, I don't know anymore.

  • Brittany Moore
    Brittany Moore Month ago

    Rick and Morty basically did the dick alien thing lmao 😅

  • angela anderson
    angela anderson Month ago

    😂😂😂😂Maxine Waters

  • angela anderson
    angela anderson Month ago

    😂😂🤣🤣Trump as a Mexican

  • Evolution Hotline
    Evolution Hotline Month ago

    if your lady says she needs more space, just tell her the universe is expanding.

  • susan mwai
    susan mwai 2 months ago

    Gravel" BOI 💀💀💀

  • Johnny Cassette
    Johnny Cassette 2 months ago

    COULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE DONATIONS...

  • Abigail Zimmerman
    Abigail Zimmerman 2 months ago

    Let’s hashtag it! #makeamericagrandeagain

  • Wiked Wakeida
    Wiked Wakeida 2 months ago

    A Big D wouldn't scare the Japanese though. They have a freaking festival dedicated to male genitalia

  • Anish Vattappara
    Anish Vattappara 2 months ago

    How hard we work to get a picture on something in space compared to what's happening to our own planet

  • Kng Tch
    Kng Tch 2 months ago

    I still respect grandpa Bernie at least he was honest when he got cought unlike someone in the white house Currently

  • Judy McClenny
    Judy McClenny 2 months ago

    How far away is this black hole?

  • ceicli se-i-sl-i
    ceicli se-i-sl-i 2 months ago

    You can be rich and still want to share resources. It's not opposites! Mnuchin really didn't understand "You may leave". He too knows many words!

  • Laid Back
    Laid Back 2 months ago

    Yep. None of us knew what a black hole looked like ... and we still don't.

  • Shorty
    Shorty 2 months ago

    This one was the best

  • You don't get to be offended by science!

    I need to see Aunty Maxine bitch slap Mnuchin!

  • Danny Madison
    Danny Madison 2 months ago +1

    So what I'm hearing is that Bernie worked for his money and saved enough to become a millionaire.
    I ain't even mad

  • frnknstndrgqn
    frnknstndrgqn 2 months ago

    he was a millionaire for one year. Lmao... and he's not against millionaires and billionaires he's against corporate greed. God...

  • K W
    K W 2 months ago

    oh come on Trevor, do better (and I thought I could hold you to a higher standard). Bernie does not "hate" millionaires. Do more research on Democratic Socialism and Bernie before bashing him.

  • Van Hughes
    Van Hughes 2 months ago

    I hate your lies about Bernie hating on millionaires. Stop spreading propaganda b.s.. Not funny at all!

  • تحياتي واشواقي

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • maggie198333
    maggie198333 2 months ago

    WATERS is so savage! Respect!

  • Natalie Kendel
    Natalie Kendel 2 months ago +1

    Trevor, I usually love this show. But I have to say, the approach to the Bernie issues was lop-sided, imbalanced, and erroneous.
    This was done really poorly. Sanders never said he hates millionaires. He doesn't want to stop people from getting rich. He simply wants to create a less corrupt system that doesn't cripple the poor.

  • Zaw33mc 2
    Zaw33mc 2 2 months ago

    Maxine’s hands were jaboukie’s lol

  • eth forev
    eth forev 2 months ago

    Theory of space womb
    The universe: is a womb the black hole is the vegina
    No one inside the womb knows what is beyond the hole
    The womb is constantly expanding
    It was created from singularity ( single cell)
    Its created through a big bang ( literally)
    And compared to life span of a single cell the age of the womb is astronomical
    And its going to collapse one day
    I am a geniua !
    Nobel here I come

  • mario ivan
    mario ivan 2 months ago

    Fucking racist mother fucker
    And people still defend this hack

  • Alan Alpenfelt
    Alan Alpenfelt 2 months ago

    Trevor imagines aliens might look like giant penises... But even there, Hollywood was luminary: in the top left corner Ridley Scott's Alien was (of course arguably) a giant glans penis, a magnificent artwork by Swiss illustrator H.R. Giger. I've always found it as one of the greatest subliminal stimuli of cinematography.

  • Jeffrey Benson
    Jeffrey Benson 2 months ago

    For what it's worth, the fact that Hollywood "got it right" about what black holes look like may have something to do with the fact that the picture of the black hole looks like what Einstein calculated it would... Not like it was some shot in the dark that they miraculously got right.

  • anarchism
    anarchism 2 months ago

    He never fucking said such thing.... you americans is what believe being socialist means "hate the rich" "work all day with no pay" its all fucking old stereotypes! Grab a book, americans. please.

  • The Humanity
    The Humanity 2 months ago +1

    I'd like to just point out that Bernie is not even currently a "millionaire". The only years he made over a million dollars was in 2016 and 2017 where he made just BARELY over one million $$, and in 2018 his book sales already faded and made only $500,000. So calling him a "millionaire" much less "billionaire bernie" is completely misleading.

  • litbolt
    litbolt 2 months ago

    I'm amazed the first black hole we imaged wasn't in our own galaxy. The pictured black hole was 55 million light years away, and ours is only 25 *thousand* light years away.

  • Mai ek angel hu aur main aasman se aaya hu

    Eedu andarini bale kammadengutadu 😂😂😂😂 this guy is cool....excellent😂😂

  • hoya03
    hoya03 3 months ago

    Bernie Sanders received an advance on his book. He paid 380 thousand in taxes last year and gave 3 percent to charity. He is also donating all profits from his book sales to charity. WTF have you done besides lie you unfunny ass off.

  • rosasaria
    rosasaria 3 months ago

    i used to think trevor noah was pretty progressive and i hate that i've started questioning that recently. :( the fact that bernie is a millionaire and STILL wants to raise taxes just shows how genuine he really is. he's even willing to pay more in taxes himself. how is that a bad thing at all?

  • Azem Cancarevic
    Azem Cancarevic 3 months ago

    I have seen many blackholes when watching porno's :D

  • K. C
    K. C 3 months ago +2

    The Maxine-Mnuchin date scene was classic .... great stuff!

  • Henry Philippeaux
    Henry Philippeaux 3 months ago

    I'm confused, hasn't it been obvious that Bernie was rich? His and his wife's properties and his salary is already a ton of money

  • Geraldine Gaggia
    Geraldine Gaggia 3 months ago

    My brother said the earth would have been sucked in by a black hole if it were true.

  • Jerminator 356
    Jerminator 356 3 months ago +1

    Doesn't change the fact that Bernie Sanders is the last hope for all of us!!! #ImpeachTrump #Bernie2020

  • Animal Bandit
    Animal Bandit 3 months ago

    make america grande again means make it big again. I'm pretty sure America and it's citizens r already big

  • EAX
    EAX 3 months ago

    Saying Bernie hates millionaires is just not correct.

  • Pasquale Gelardi
    Pasquale Gelardi 3 months ago

    Why didn’t he give the books away ? He made a profit ! Disgusting.

  • Truth118
    Truth118 3 months ago

    Now that Bernie's a millionaire all he has to do is have some of his businesses go bankrupt and speak at a 4th grade level and he'll start winning over Trump voters.

  • Ayokunle Akachi
    Ayokunle Akachi 3 months ago

    Ooooh my gaud...lol this was the funniest clip I've ever seen. Watch to the end!

  • Marvia Laurence
    Marvia Laurence 3 months ago

    The Mexican Trump whahahaaha

  • c
    c 3 months ago

    holy fuck this show sucks now. what was even the joke of the bernie part? literally no jokes.

  • Dane Massie
    Dane Massie 3 months ago

    I’ll be very clear, I have an important meeting with Seymour. Feed me!!!! Gravel!!!!!

  • Oddly Wired
    Oddly Wired 3 months ago

    Bernie has never disparaged rich people, he just thinks they should pay taxes like the rest of us and he includes himself.

  • Savannah Harper
    Savannah Harper 3 months ago

    "You can leave anytime you want" honestly iconic

  • Takezo San
    Takezo San 3 months ago

    Bernie is a good man .with a good heart.. when that bird landed whilst he was speaking..... im not one of omens, but ,, give the man a chance, we are facing a 6th mass extinction event........ as a father of a little girl that is only 2 and i see the world ahead and it looks.......scary , im just a stupid biologist im told these days.

  • calipachanguero
    calipachanguero 3 months ago

    To whom is Bernie wealth shocking?

  • Naseefa Hamid
    Naseefa Hamid 3 months ago

    Lmfao the end was gold! 🤣

  • unknown person
    unknown person 3 months ago

    Anybody else thinking...jadoo jadoo👽

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 3 months ago

    The difference? Bernie *earned* his money! He wasn't given a "small loan" of $400,000,000 like Liddle donny. (His book is great by the way. I highly recomend it!)

  • Anthony Grider
    Anthony Grider 3 months ago

    Well Bernie made his own money and didn't take pay offs from companies and got rich that way, so his message still means the same.

  • William Tomkiel
    William Tomkiel 3 months ago +1

    Maxine- the power of the gavel-and ready to swing it
    and
    the 'gravel' - the STONES to use it . . .
    you've been served . .

  • Worn Cea
    Worn Cea 3 months ago

    There must have been 1000 words sucked into the canvas though sooo