Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

  • Published on Jun 12, 2019
  • All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up  3 months ago +15

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  • Jonathan Mings
    Jonathan Mings 8 hours ago


  • TUF 14 floor mat
    TUF 14 floor mat 15 hours ago

    Well. Hes better than joe rogain ill give him that.

  • Nada Importante
    Nada Importante 18 hours ago

    Will Smith is A list too idiot. Lol

  • harlemdeni
    harlemdeni Day ago

    This was not funny. But it was so god damn emotional. For fans of mma this is what a closing chapter of a ufc warrior looks like first hand. Respect, Brandon. Respect.

  • Meh
    Meh Day ago

    Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? :D

  • Expr55
    Expr55 Day ago +1

    How are they laughing? It's not even funny

    • Wayne Stadin
      Wayne Stadin 8 hours ago

      Ya he NEEDS way more time hes not ready for comedy.

  • G_GlasgowRFC
    G_GlasgowRFC Day ago

    Brendan is as funny as full blown AIDS.

  • TechnicalWealth
    TechnicalWealth Day ago

    Funny how what he says isnt what really happened.
    Sidenote...hes lucky he got a famous friend because personally hes more cringey than funny. (that UFC dr story is kinda fked up)
    Uncle Chael (who's much better at podcasting) is much more talented in telling a story.
    Brendon ..well..he reminds me of the guys on Jersey Shore.

  • Clarissa Gilworth
    Clarissa Gilworth 2 days ago +2

    Does the guy in the background look like Ned from the Try Guys or am I just losing it?

  • Ryan McCarty
    Ryan McCarty 2 days ago

    I don't think this story is intended to be that funny, I think it's just a great story.

  • Will Morris
    Will Morris 2 days ago +8

    His stand up is nearly as bad as his stand up

  • Dannooch
    Dannooch 3 days ago +3

    6:10 the fight was at Mandalay Bay not the MGM AND the crowd was certainly not “chanting his name” when he walked out 🤦🏼‍♂️
    DiCaprio was also not at the event

    • Lawrance Combs
      Lawrance Combs 2 days ago

      bruh, he got knocked out on live tv. if he says it was at the MGM with LEO then let it be true. Everyone knows about major concussions and memory lol

  • Lorrie Parton
    Lorrie Parton 3 days ago

    Concussion shuffle lol love it

  • garbagebrain
    garbagebrain 3 days ago +1

    Gets angry and standoffish when people bring up his fight career, says he wants to leave it in the past and move in to something new, makes 80% of his bits about his fight career. 👍😂

  • AgeingBoyPsychic
    AgeingBoyPsychic 3 days ago +2

    God damn is he pretty...

  • Mickey Squintz
    Mickey Squintz 3 days ago


  • ACE 6
    ACE 6 4 days ago

    Brandan Schaub is the man!!!!

  • steve elizondo
    steve elizondo 4 days ago

    Good job big brown.. all these people hating sure did take the time to watch you. Keep doing what you do

  • Vincent
    Vincent 4 days ago +6

    Speaking of Joaquin Phoenix, his stand up reminds me of Arthur's standup in Joker.

  • Paul lampasano
    Paul lampasano 4 days ago

    I enjoyed it not much more to say wAS ALWAYS A FAN

  • Brand M
    Brand M 4 days ago +3

    Schaub is still a bad ass. He slept one of the greatest fighters ever. Mirko Cro Cop, for that mad respect, and much respect for sharing this personal story.

    • Gonzalo Melendez
      Gonzalo Melendez 2 days ago

      Creo como was old he wasn't on his prime you the dumbest mtf ever plus no one recognize that only an idiot like u

  • Sujith Mathew
    Sujith Mathew 4 days ago

    Great Job !! really funny😂😂😂, well done Brendan turned your ass whooping defeat into your best Stand Up.

  • McBastard_Tv
    McBastard_Tv 4 days ago

    When is he going to be funny I hear ppl laughing but at what.

  • Wes Betts
    Wes Betts 5 days ago

    Fucking lame

  • Me You
    Me You 5 days ago

    Aitn that The Punisher?

  • K D
    K D 6 days ago

    He's alright, gj brendy!

  • Devin Watkins
    Devin Watkins 6 days ago +1

    Why do all of the opening “titles” have negative connotation? Rage, despair, failure like damn

    • j.p.
      j.p. 2 days ago

      Devin Watkins doesn’t add to your point at all. fighting isn’t negative when it’s your career. it’s also literally what the entire story/joke was about. zero negative connotation

    • Devin Watkins
      Devin Watkins 4 days ago

      j.p. Also, that not the title I’m talking about. I’m talking about the in video title after the skit.

    • Devin Watkins
      Devin Watkins 4 days ago

      j.p. Fighting. Adds to my point, so why the ellipses? I don’t think you understand.

    • j.p.
      j.p. 4 days ago

      uh.... it’s called the biggest fight of his life lol

  • joe winkler
    joe winkler 7 days ago +1

    The absolute worst comedian I have ever seen in my life 90% of his act can be verified as lies

  • b t
    b t 7 days ago

    Buzz buzz baby.

  • Selrahc Eipoop
    Selrahc Eipoop 8 days ago

    Its disappointing to see how many people actually thought this was good. He made up almost all of this story and his delivery was shaky and nervous. If people think that's good, then people have really lowered their standards

  • Alex Killmonger
    Alex Killmonger 9 days ago

    The fight was at the Mandalay Bay not the MGM

  • players whelm
    players whelm 9 days ago

    Funnier then I thought

  • Robert
    Robert 9 days ago +7

    I've heard people say he sucks. But the guy definitely got some comedy timing and knows how keep people engaged. I don't think he's hilarious but he did good

  • ethnicAlbert
    ethnicAlbert 10 days ago

    this is pretty poor but hey he might get better

  • smuthole
    smuthole 10 days ago +22

    People love to hate on Schaub. Atleast hes out there doing what he loves to do. All the haters does is 9-5 or welfare minimum wages.

    • G_GlasgowRFC
      G_GlasgowRFC Day ago

      @smuthole Not as dumb as you, if you think this is great comedy.

    • smuthole
      smuthole 3 days ago

      @Ludvig Ternberg so ur the only idiot here who cant see Brendan loves podcasting, standup and youtube with mma's biggest stars, how dumb are u really?

    • Ludvig Ternberg
      Ludvig Ternberg 3 days ago

      It certainly does not look like he is loving it.

    • Ramón Aguilar
      Ramón Aguilar 5 days ago +1

      Venus Omega it’s not that deep u weirdo lmao

  • Chicano Enforcer Gaming

    Hit hurts to watch

  • David Mathes
    David Mathes 12 days ago

    Schaub is legit funny, great story teller! Its crazy I used to be UFC crazy back when he fought, I knew all the fighters, and ranks.

  • R Conn
    R Conn 12 days ago +1

    8:28-8:31 his voice goes straaannnge...

  • fujilor107
    fujilor107 13 days ago

    whats the fight called?

  • Jordan R
    Jordan R 14 days ago

    This man is so goddamn beautiful, Jesus Christ

  • soul Hills
    soul Hills 14 days ago


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    soul Hills 14 days ago


    • genital herpes
      genital herpes 11 days ago

      If you don't like it then click on the next video, Fred fucking Durst

  • Lature Bogdan
    Lature Bogdan 14 days ago

    Better performance than the fight

  • John Denver
    John Denver 14 days ago

    Was it speaking English correctly?

  • Alec Huddleston
    Alec Huddleston 15 days ago +1

    Brendan Schaub is the biggest douche bag. I used to like him but damn, Beige Frequencys video is eye opening.

  • el pethò
    el pethò 16 days ago +1

    This was actually a moving story. Well said

  • mica davis
    mica davis 17 days ago

    That intro was hilarious.
    "what the hell is wrong with y'all? When did you have time to learn this?" they need to make that into a feature length musical where he keeps getting mad at people who keep dancing at inappropriate times.

  • sickhater380
    sickhater380 17 days ago +2

    Does he actually have fans. I would not accept tickets to his show as a gift.

    • sickhater380
      sickhater380 17 days ago +1

      If you just started doing comedy you shouldn't be on tv.

    • Ernest Clark
      Ernest Clark 17 days ago

      Hes a former ufc fighter and he just started doing comedy. I think he will get better over time

  • Jazz It Up A Lil Bit
    Jazz It Up A Lil Bit 18 days ago

    He’s so hot 🤤

  • Matt Keenan
    Matt Keenan 18 days ago

    Oh Brandon why

  • J. GARCIA 222
    J. GARCIA 222 18 days ago +13

    When i heard people talking about how bad his stand up was i just had to check it out and u know what? It really wasnt that bad infact it was actually pretty funny

  • little git
    little git 18 days ago

    not a drawl!

  • Coleman Korb
    Coleman Korb 19 days ago +5

    This didnt play like a standup routine, it played like a guy explaining why he gave up on his dream

  • Brandon Tayor
    Brandon Tayor 20 days ago


  • Ben Asslick
    Ben Asslick 20 days ago +1

    This ain't bad at all y'all are trippin

  • tezzo55
    tezzo55 20 days ago +4

    Brendan Schaub -This is not Happening. Well at least it's an honest assessment.

  • Darian Willis
    Darian Willis 20 days ago +2

    The old uppercut huh? -Bryan Callen

  • Jack MeHoff
    Jack MeHoff 21 day ago

    Your cauliflower ears are amazing. I hear they make head gear, even for a head shaped like yours. Maybe all that hair gel can save you next time.

  • Credo-Ape-Thor
    Credo-Ape-Thor 21 day ago

    Amazing how this story has changed.