It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 031

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae 18 hours ago

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V 19 hours ago

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore 19 hours ago

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday 19 hours ago

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler 19 hours ago

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K 19 hours ago

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. 19 hours ago

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo 20 hours ago

    Are you planning on doing USclip full time as a job

  • cj
    cj 20 hours ago

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan 20 hours ago

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • lisp
    lisp 20 hours ago

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass 20 hours ago

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red 22 hours ago

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid 22 hours ago

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki 23 hours ago

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy 23 hours ago

    "Colkulus"

  • Purple_potato 5
    Purple_potato 5 Day ago

    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  • Adrian Spade
    Adrian Spade Day ago

    Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  • asdas hfsiisoszx

    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Julianna Rimondi

    low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  • Allie A
    Allie A Day ago

    Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  • Heifel Andrade
    Heifel Andrade Day ago

    Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  • aurel
    aurel Day ago

    2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  • K10Kelly
    K10Kelly Day ago

    W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  • Justice Hudson
    Justice Hudson Day ago

    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Process
      Process 23 hours ago

      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.
      Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

  • jeon jungkookie
    jeon jungkookie Day ago

    Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

  • Wee Woo
    Wee Woo Day ago

    broooooo percy jackson fam
    what up

  • ShYnAuTicA saea
    ShYnAuTicA saea Day ago

    i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle

  • Furret Lps
    Furret Lps Day ago

    !IH

  • Lipstick 'n' Linguine

    It still blows my mind that you start a new school year towards the end of the year! LIke what the what! :)

  • Dulcie Park
    Dulcie Park Day ago

    Percy jackson♡♡♡

  • Hey I'm Dead inside

    No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀

  • foca foxxi
    foca foxxi Day ago

    8:39 me when my favorite songs on/when I bored

  • sara hassan
    sara hassan Day ago

    you would've looked better in the beginning with your sunnys on

  • cloudanimal
    cloudanimal Day ago

    I’m starting college soon as a commuter and this gives me bravery

  • Jennifer Murdock
    Jennifer Murdock Day ago +2

    God-schnaapp Joana!! What camera do you have?? That zoom in to the pigeons was impressive!!

  • Bálint Anna
    Bálint Anna Day ago

    I love it how she did this whole thing after her first day with all the wigs and costumes

  • Tyarah Stewart-Alleyne

    Herpes...

  • Samantha Murray
    Samantha Murray Day ago

    The voice change during the cooking channel really got to me. The entire thing was a masterpiece.

  • Gabrielle Wong
    Gabrielle Wong Day ago

    The whole "Don't Call Me Angel" thing, meh
    If it was literally just their vocals, it would be so much better. The beat never really contributed to making the song a bop (IMO, it wasn't really a bop) and the lyrics were honestly, the worst part about it.

  • mia and the rabbits

    My sincere and most solid rip for going through the hell that is first year chem and calculus my dude

  • Tinc
    Tinc Day ago

    U will be the coolest kid in your faculty

  • Sad Diablita
    Sad Diablita Day ago

    Woah wtf I had no idea you're going to university. I always thought you were younger than me so I never watched your videos. Damn I could've been watching your videos a long time ago :(

  • Tori Surprenant
    Tori Surprenant Day ago

    Does anyone really eat raw mushrooms?!

  • Reagan Howard
    Reagan Howard Day ago

    Hey joana we have matching backpacks

  • Jazz Kaur
    Jazz Kaur Day ago +1

    Proud to see this in the leading woman column! 🤗

  • Emily Ander-CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

    “Be careful with Peter Pan. He screams. Peace ✌️ “

  • Leila Bagby
    Leila Bagby Day ago

    i enjoyed this

  • Brittany Fife
    Brittany Fife Day ago

    JOANA: did you clean the cat?
    Me: WTF?!?!

  • Eva
    Eva Day ago

    I looooove the Chain!!

  • Samantha Phipps
    Samantha Phipps Day ago

    Do you like Billie Eilish??

  • Samantha Phipps
    Samantha Phipps Day ago

    Do you like Billie Eilish??

  • Erin Smith
    Erin Smith Day ago

    How does she eat RAW mushrooms

  • Floof Edits
    Floof Edits Day ago

    i wonder what university u go to? cuz we live really close

  • Floof Edits
    Floof Edits Day ago

    the only youtuber who went to school

  • Fabienne Codio
    Fabienne Codio Day ago

    *I was so cool nobody wanted to be my friend* :story of my life

  • Ella Mei
    Ella Mei Day ago

    MUJI PENS YES

  • Ella Mei
    Ella Mei Day ago +1

    PERCY JACKSON WHO’S YOUR GODLY PARENTAL

  • bobcat 14
    bobcat 14 Day ago

    Comatose? Was that a rock reference 😂🤘

  • Jade Lacombe
    Jade Lacombe Day ago

    I love ur outfit it’s so good with your hair