This Monster Has No Phone Case | Hardly Working

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    Thank god that Rekha noticed Trapp had no case on his phone. If she hadn't, who knows how long this negligence would have gone on.
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    Rekha Shankar
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Comments • 7 979

  • Fluffy Goatbutt
    Fluffy Goatbutt Day ago

    Law and Order: PCS

  • TheEleventh805 Gamer

    Child abuse=Caseless phone
    Boy, has our country improved since Civil War

  • Zerrek
    Zerrek 2 days ago

    Meanwhile my phone has a thin case and no screen protection and has not a single scratch in 2 years...

  • HILLNICK
    HILLNICK 4 days ago

    My phone had a case and a screen protectot and when it fell out of my pocket the screen broke

  • Guardrail- Lover
    Guardrail- Lover 8 days ago

    ITS ME

  • Praz Pix
    Praz Pix 10 days ago

    This video convinced me not to use a case and after i removed the case on my iphone se i dropped it and has a little scuf.. I never dropped it before for almost 2 yrs

  • Roman Tech plus
    Roman Tech plus 10 days ago

    All of these problems could have been solved by owning an iPhone Xs because this model of iPhone has been shown to withstand drops of up to 1000 feet of course it's a shattered screen as well as the fact that said screen is incredibly hard damage and it's waterproof also as a note most Androids also offer the same protections

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 6 days ago

      +Roman Tech plus There are clear cases that allow one to still admire the original color.

    • Roman Tech plus
      Roman Tech plus 10 days ago

      +Karen Page Yes but it hides the aesthetics and beautiful design of the phone (although I'm being a hypocrite because I use a phone case)

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 10 days ago

      Not entirely. It still doesn't hurt to put a case on anyways.

  • Harsh Raj Always free
    Harsh Raj Always free 11 days ago

    I don't need phone cases

  • Gentleman Fox
    Gentleman Fox 13 days ago

    Guys, we need to help Trapp. According to my calculations, if he keeps sinking at the same rate, we only have 30 minutes before he melts in the core!

  • Olivier vdB
    Olivier vdB 13 days ago

    the only time i got a crack in my screen was when a friend of mine dropped it :(

  • The AlphaGange
    The AlphaGange 13 days ago

    I just removed my case just to watch this video 😂

  • Mimi S.
    Mimi S. 14 days ago

    As i watch this i think i don't have a phone case

  • Acidic Army
    Acidic Army 18 days ago +1

    There are two types of measurement systems in the world. Metric which is used by all but three countries. The remaining three officially use the Imperial system, feet and pounds. And these three backwaters are: Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States.

    In Texas, we often use an even more informal Southern System for distance and weight. One that I like to call: Yonder and Smidgen.

    “Yonder” is for distance, “smidgen” for weight or amount.

    I have found there are two kinds of people in Texas: those who say yonder - and those over yonder, who don’t.

    Yonder is highly diverse in its meanings. It can be used for nearby.

    “Put this down yonder at the other end of the table.”

    Or for down the hall.

    “I’m goin’ in yonder to the TV room.”

    Or in the yard.

    “Could you go out yonder and get the paper.”

    Or across town.

    “Gotta drive over yonder to H.E.B.”

    Or it can be used for great distances, such as:

    “Can’t believe they drove all the way out yonder to Arizona just for a birthday party.”

    Just change the preposition and you have adjusted for distance - down yonder, in yonder, out yonder, over yonder, way out yonder, and let’s not forget the wild blue yonder and the ultimate “up yonder,” where we all want to be when the roll is called.

    I guess the greatest distance Texans regularly cope with is Texas herself. So when yonder won’t do, we have this: “The sun did rise and the sun did set and I ain’t out of Texas yet.”

    Another informal distance you hear often in Texas is “damnnear.”

    “The way he swung that axe he damnear took my head off.”.

    “If you wanta buy beer, you’re gonna have to drive damnear to Dallas, or damnear into next week.”

    I had great uncle long ago who used to measure distance in beer. “It’s a two beer drive to over yonder.”

    I’m not endorsing, just reporting, but we all know that used to be so.

    And for very short distances we have these: “a hairs’ breadth” and “if it had been a snake it would’ve bit you.”

    And then for density we have Couldn’t throw a rock without hitting something.

    “You can’t throw a rock in Austin without hittin’ a lawyer.”

    Or for small and cramped we have, “That room was so small you couldn’t swing a cat in there.”

    Why you would want to swing a cat I have never figured out. I doubt cats favor the custom either.

    For amounts we have “a smidgen.” It is mostly for cooking.

    “Just put a smidgen of garlic in there and the beans will be perfect.’’ Just a smidgen of cinnamon, now.’

    For larger amounts: “dollop.”

    “Just a generous dollop of that vanilla ice cream is all I need.”

    Bucketfull. How many nails you need?

    “Bring a bucketfull.”

    And then there’s “He ain’t worth a bucketful of warm…” well- you can finish that on your own.

    Well, wanted to talk about measurements of time, too. But I don’t have time for time. I’ve got to drive over yonder to the bank faster than small town gossip to make a deposit. Gonna go so fast I’ll likely catch up with yesterday.

  • rainbowroad the killjoy

    I was watching this video when I stopped my phone and shattered it's screen.

  • Jon Andrews
    Jon Andrews 19 days ago

    I don't have a phone case.

  • Ariq Fauzan
    Ariq Fauzan 20 days ago

    Tbh both are correct but im way too fucking clumsy that my phone wouldn't survive 2 full days without a case on.

  • Psiphon Pro
    Psiphon Pro 21 day ago

    yup can't afford the case

  • CM62
    CM62 21 day ago

    The real scary thing is that he uses a iPhone 5

  • Sebinka
    Sebinka 21 day ago

    *MONSTER!*

  • 21pilots tillidie
    21pilots tillidie 24 days ago

    I'm 100% with Trapp here

  • LT 123456 part 2 electic boogaloo

    I have a samsung this doenst apply to me

  • Darruku
    Darruku 27 days ago

    My phone is ruggedized so it's built with protection

  • Foxxlord
    Foxxlord 27 days ago +1

    0:12 Literally can see that tape is over it, *YOU NEED A PHONE CASE*

  • Vampyr787
    Vampyr787 27 days ago

    I don't have a case either. I don't need it because I don't throw around it like a ball.

  • Mr Feast
    Mr Feast Month ago +1

    This is me with my friends

  • F. I. R. E.
    F. I. R. E. Month ago +1

    2:43
    Speaking from personal experience, _no,_ even if it has a case on it, you _cannot_ take your phone into the pool.
    Also, my phone's valuable enough to me where I wouldn't toss it on the coffee table. (And it has a case.)

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 6 days ago

      +Discouragement I mean, PHONE CASES have flaps that cover the ports. One of the cases I swap out from time to time on my S8 Active has these flaps.

    • Discouragement
      Discouragement 6 days ago

      +Karen PageWhat are you even talking about.. Have you ever bought a phone in last 5 years? Flaps are long gone since Galaxy S5 and Cat C41. Even iPhone has water resistance up to IP68.

    • Karen Page
      Karen Page 6 days ago

      +Discouragement And a case that has flaps covering the charging ports.

    • Discouragement
      Discouragement 19 days ago

      Or Get a Phone that has water resistant. It has been available since 2014.. Oh yeah now you have to trade it with headphone jack.. Thats dumb.

  • EdieLouise
    EdieLouise Month ago

    My dad doesn’t have a case :/ it’s sad

  • Rain227
    Rain227 Month ago +10

    *neil degrasse Tyson has left the chat*



    Sent from my ceaseless iphone

  • Admiral Ackbar
    Admiral Ackbar Month ago +1

    I flip my phone,
    Do I have to go to jail now?
    I mean flip as in I toss it in the air.

  • helenevienna
    helenevienna Month ago

    The security guy reminds me of mr Peabody from Problem Child

  • The Riot House
    The Riot House Month ago

    So, this is child protective services but with a phone. Instead of CPS it’s PPS

  • Gary Kerwin
    Gary Kerwin Month ago

    Its pathetic how terrible people care for their phone

  • snakelemon
    snakelemon Month ago

    Avery Monsen is fit.

  • Connor Joy
    Connor Joy Month ago

    2018 and he has a iPhone 5

  • jb888888888
    jb888888888 Month ago

    He probably had a phone case but accidentally left it in the same box he put Pat in. When he killed him.

  • Jona V.
    Jona V. Month ago

    Someone show this video to the anti-vaxxers

  • Victoria
    Victoria Month ago

    0:53 is one of the best moments ever

  • See You Space Cowgirl Someday Somewhere

    Reflect on this skit everyone. It's a game and the prize is your wallet.

  • NaptimeGaming
    NaptimeGaming Month ago

    Is this an anti vax ad?

  • Nancy Zamorano
    Nancy Zamorano Month ago

    OH MY GOD ITS NAKED

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ Month ago

    Anyone else take there case off there phone while they were watching the video

  • Sofia Vitug
    Sofia Vitug Month ago +3

    I don’t have a phonecase because my phone is soo unpopular that it doesn’t offer any phonecasee

  • EUGENE WONG
    EUGENE WONG Month ago

    I feel dumber watching this

  • Jayden Calderon
    Jayden Calderon Month ago

    Just look up why Neil Degrasse Tyson doesn’t have a case. That’s why.

  • Siddhayak Goyal
    Siddhayak Goyal Month ago

    *Neil deGrasse Tyson wants to know your location*

  • Colorful bleach.
    Colorful bleach. Month ago

    ermmm................... i got no case

  • Thomas Parker
    Thomas Parker Month ago

    Get a case that has no plastic and is thin af boi

  • Zoe Bruce
    Zoe Bruce Month ago

    If he wants to se the design he can just have a clear case

  • Gurujot Singh Khalsa
    Gurujot Singh Khalsa Month ago +1

    i don't have a case. shout out to neil degrasse tyson as my inspiration. anyone else?

  • Kurt Cobain
    Kurt Cobain Month ago

    Use a balloon and blow it up and push the phone while it deflates and it will become a case

  • Yomama Issofat
    Yomama Issofat Month ago

    Watching this from a caseless phone.

  • Help me get 1k subs with no videos

    If it was a Nokia wold it need a case

  • Cute Catgirl
    Cute Catgirl Month ago

    😁

  • Reanetse Moleleki
    Reanetse Moleleki Month ago

    I only get nervous when my phone is in someone else's hands.

  • Sky High Skyler
    Sky High Skyler Month ago

    Am I the only one who started stroking their phone while watching this????

  • Zachary Axe
    Zachary Axe Month ago

    "Can birds cough?"

  • shethewriter
    shethewriter Month ago

    The cutaways to the phone in the couch are hilarious!

  • Andre Nunes
    Andre Nunes Month ago

    I have a apple leather case for my iPhone 👍

  • i cut my wrists
    i cut my wrists Month ago +1

    This hit to close to home..it seems like you’re sending a child abuse message.

  • Clickbait God
    Clickbait God Month ago

    *Disgusting.*

  • Kidkaboosky 21
    Kidkaboosky 21 Month ago

    I got a clear case so hah!

  • Game Masters
    Game Masters Month ago

    why should you have a case for a phone?

  • Wiseytt
    Wiseytt Month ago

    What is she dropped it and said “Don’t worry, it has a case.”

  • IAmStridle
    IAmStridle Month ago

    why is this so beautiful

  • Pedro Fellipe
    Pedro Fellipe Month ago +1

    My new phone is almost 1 year old
    It has fallen many times
    But everytime I just pick it back up and say
    "Tis but a scratch"

    • Zenical
      Zenical 20 days ago

      What's your phone?

  • KMichelle Argus
    KMichelle Argus Month ago

    I have a case and my glass back is still cracked

  • hexlgaming
    hexlgaming Month ago

    Everyone should probably carry/be able to carry their phone with them (at all times).

  • hexlgaming
    hexlgaming Month ago

    Get a case. It may not be as thin etc, but it's way more durable. Also there are really good/quality cases..

  • P99Chan
    P99Chan Month ago

    *Pretend the phone case is an Anti-Vax mom, Bet you dont want a phone case now ;)*

  • alicia gold
    alicia gold Month ago

    My phone has a legit crack on the screen BUT I HAVE A CASE TGAT COVERS THE SCREEN WTF

  • Gaming Champ
    Gaming Champ Month ago

    Just a made up scenario.
    Person 1: * puts a case on phone *
    Person 2: * tries grabbing the phone *
    Person 1: NO GRABBING
    Person 2: * pushed person 1 and throws his phone in a ballistic trajectory *
    Phone: * breaks *
    Person 1: * files a lawsuit *
    Never destroy private property. You could be sued
    The reason i used person as a name because the scenario has nothing to do with me and i cannot think of names.

  • PepePoot
    PepePoot Month ago

    2:48 Do you like the cocoa?

  • Breakfast Burrito
    Breakfast Burrito Month ago +1

    It’s like a non vaccination mom

  • Me Goofy
    Me Goofy Month ago

    Damn right I'm gonna have a protective case

  • Skrilla s•k•r•i•t••

    Ya know that part in OutLast when ya camera breaks and ya screen is cracked, mine is like that.
    So y'all have fun with ya boring phones, I'll stick to the renegade life.

  • KudosK
    KudosK Month ago

    Who cares?

  • Alan Winters
    Alan Winters Month ago

    They should do a sequel to this except with not having a pop socket

  • BioActiveScout 629
    BioActiveScout 629 2 months ago

    Honestly that guy sounds like Jim Carrey

  • Clarity
    Clarity 2 months ago

    The correct way to own a phone is to have the glass protector and and not being a clumy irresponsible piece of shit.
    Just take care of your phone, jesus.

  • The Kettle
    The Kettle 2 months ago

    This video is making me irrationally angry

  • Moofy
    Moofy 2 months ago

    Soooooo who else is watching without a case?

  • Joseph Buchanan
    Joseph Buchanan 2 months ago

    No case for my phone.

  • Zaori
    Zaori 2 months ago +2

    indeed phones should be made of plastic. the cases should be made of prime materials.

  • The Willed One
    The Willed One 2 months ago

    I feel like I'd be the Hitler of this sketch lol, IPhones need... considerable modifications to actually be any good.

  • lexander skylar
    lexander skylar 2 months ago

    He was that Guy at a bar

  • Human Being
    Human Being 2 months ago

    What point are you making? Are you saying that people are irresponsible with their phones or that phones are overly breakable? Or both? Either way, it was great!

  • hïśîšțěŕş
    hïśîšțěŕş 2 months ago

    As a phone owner, I prefer my phone bare, I like it bare

  • The Notator
    The Notator 2 months ago

    My phone doesn't have a case

  • Joseph Zeru
    Joseph Zeru 2 months ago

    DBRAND IS BETTER DUMBASSES

  • Arch
    Arch 2 months ago

    Damn, I never realised that I was a monster...

  • Mr.ClassyGassy Gassy
    Mr.ClassyGassy Gassy 2 months ago

    This sounds like a white girl dropping her phone

  • SkjZ
    SkjZ 2 months ago

    So that makes Neil D Tyson a monster?

  • Emilie Smith
    Emilie Smith 2 months ago

    bRo BuY a ClEaR cAsE

  • Master Nipper
    Master Nipper 2 months ago

    this video triggers me

  • KYT gaming & animation
    KYT gaming & animation 2 months ago

    Boooooooooooo,annoying

  • Bored Dog
    Bored Dog 2 months ago

    EVIL!! Oh your waiting for it to be shipped in Amazon... ok :3

  • somethingsock
    somethingsock 2 months ago

    I have had that exact phone and dropped it on concrete caseless and it was fine. If it were an iPhone 8 or above you better have a case

  • Spencer Decker
    Spencer Decker 2 months ago

    I actually dropped my phone while watching this

  • Barundonthetechguy / iRepair

    THAT MONSTER

  • Ryuu Ainaki
    Ryuu Ainaki 2 months ago

    I don't have a phone case on my phone, never have. Never broke a phone either.