Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less


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  • CinemaSins
    CinemaSins  Month ago +2809

    Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

    • Kinggold Channel
      Kinggold Channel 3 days ago

      Sin this since they could of used ocean man for the credits

    • Yu Orion
      Yu Orion 5 days ago

      how are you so good at roasting everything

    • Corinna Brown
      Corinna Brown 12 days ago

      Wut is ex machina???? IM CONFUZLED.

    • Hazel-Baby
      Hazel-Baby 16 days ago

      Is there an everything wrong with The Witch, if not I think there should be haha

    • Ricardo Vazquez
      Ricardo Vazquez 24 days ago

      Until reading this I thought I had some sort of extremely specific deja vu about the contents of the video.

  • Feck boi
    Feck boi Day ago

    Her nips are out

  • Mia Pearson Personal

    You know I really like your vids but just so you know (sorry if you did and it was just to be cynical) but a lot of weird things in this movie is because of the mythology of the culture it was based off of.

  • Aubrey Montgomery
    Aubrey Montgomery Day ago +1

    Moana isn't really a child.

  • QueenKittenLover Ortiz

    They didn't trap all the boats in cave for a thousand years, well the movie says that but it's not true because logic, if it was a thousand years it would be Moana's great great great(keeps multiplying great) grandfather who trapped them there, because it says how Moana's grandfather was the one who voyaged to this island, they stopped voyaging when the dad lost his friend therefore the dad must have thrown the boats there like what for 20 years, not a thousand, I dunno I might be wrong...

  • Phoenix Dragon
    Phoenix Dragon Day ago

    Why haven't you done shark tale yet?

  • name
    name Day ago

    Earth was just ocean when it formed, so moana wasn't lying

  • cole 143c
    cole 143c 2 days ago

    I see whats happening here.
    Youre face to face with greatness and its strange
    Dont even know how to feel.
    Its adorable.
    Well its nice to see that sinners never change.
    Open your mind, just enjoy.

  • Nic smith
    Nic smith 2 days ago

    Please answer this!! Is the part when you say what can I say it’s exposition from bartok the magnificent ????????

  • ɴᴀᴛsᴜᴋɪ [ʜᴇʟᴘ]

    3 more sins that should had been added in my opinion:

    The ocean high five:worth 2 sins
    Ok,how the hell did you give the sea a high-five?Im pretty sure Moana’s hand should had went right through it at the moment,I know this is a Disney film and the creators have no time to rethink the plot and story,but at least just put a animation of her fail then slip and just add a chuckle.That simple :/

    A ghost stand on a object:worth 1 sin
    I’m pretty sure for all the paranormal readers would know that..ghost can’t sit on things,they’ll just probably fall through or at least reform…Although,clearly the grandma defines all logic at this point.But I guess you can say,”Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!”

    Mai’d hawk transformation-not being used to escape:
    I’m pretty sure a few people like you and me saw that and knew that Mai can transform to whatever person-animal-or thing he wants,maybe even gender based.What confuzzeles me is that during that 67 owner into the movie (less or more,I’m not sure) at the beginning where Mai was stealing that heart,he was a hawk-but when got on the boat..how come he didn’t transform?The world may never know :/.

    Also,hello person who was scrolling down in the chat.Hows you’re day?I know I’m doing fine.Sorry If I type to much for you to struggle on what I’m saying,or if this took you awhile to read-I’m a fast typewriter and can be a little overwhelming,so please do take you’re time with this.

    With all respect,xoxo Protagonist.

  • The Gamer Girl
    The Gamer Girl 2 days ago

    Wait... if he was a demigod who could shapeshift into a hawk... why does he need a boat?

  • Pous3r Playz
    Pous3r Playz 2 days ago

    What do u think when ur watching a movie

  • T Bennett
    T Bennett 2 days ago

    49 seconds of intros? Jesus Christ Disney!

  • Online Brothers Gaming

    The eel coconut story is actually a real legend in Samoa, and it grew a tree because the coconuts 3 holes resembled the face of the eel or something

  • Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Memes

    "What can I say, it's exposition" - nice voice

  • CuteAnimeGirl727 #PikachuSpuadForLife!!

    You can't measure the sky can you do finger guns? (ง'̀-'́)ง

  • Christian Abbott
    Christian Abbott 3 days ago

    Moana = Assassin's Creed: Black Flag for Kids

  • Candyboygaming
    Candyboygaming 3 days ago

    is cinemawins you?

  • I Am Sophie
    I Am Sophie 3 days ago

    Hol up.
    Gimme a minute.

    Let it Go got less sins than Moana???

  • Micaelasaurus
    Micaelasaurus 3 days ago

    you should have mentioned the fact that the pig got sooooo much mercy even though it basically never in the movie

  • Eerie Unsolved
    Eerie Unsolved 3 days ago

    Missed on a pun there guys at the start...could have been NAN-RATION INSTEAD OF NARRATION because its the grandma...get it?? No...? Okay, I'll let myself out

  • SparksFly
    SparksFly 3 days ago

    Just saying there actually was a period of time where the ocean
    completely covered the earth.
    Also... The boat can go from 0-30 knots pretty easy. I've tried. 2 sins for you.

  • Layla Fitzallen
    Layla Fitzallen 4 days ago

    Moanas dad: I hate the ocean, let’s name our girl Moana which actually means ocean/water in Her actual language

  • Spartanszola04
    Spartanszola04 4 days ago

    no sin for the fact that moana could push down the giant maui statue in the cave?

  • Fish And Chips
    Fish And Chips 4 days ago

    The girl at the end sounded like a voice actor off of Skyrim

  • Wyatt Borden
    Wyatt Borden 4 days ago

    Moana we have a good island to live in oh and we have pearl harbor.

  • Karin Ljungberg
    Karin Ljungberg 4 days ago

    I literally watched this movie in my classroom today

  • KlearlyKinley
    KlearlyKinley 5 days ago +1


  • LID919
    LID919 5 days ago

    0:20 Around 4.4 to 4.1 billion years ago, the earth was covered in a single massive ocean. The continents formed after this period.

  • Memes the Vloger
    Memes the Vloger 5 days ago

    So no one wants to mention that Moana can’t move a lightweight boat but she can push a several ton statue off a wall just using her legs? I give a sin to cinema sins for missing that one *ding*

  • Savage Drone Gaming
    Savage Drone Gaming 6 days ago

    What are the odds

  • BlueDiamond
    BlueDiamond 6 days ago

    5:32 not even mentioning Lin- Manuel Miranda, he basically sung the song

  • April Yanke
    April Yanke 6 days ago

    Why is grandma the only one with the reincarnation tattoo? Seriously even the dude that asked about cooking hayhay doesn't have one and he has to be as old as her.

  • AwsomeFreddlez GamezAndStuff

    You forgot Maui lift the boat with 1 hand with no effort but he had a hard time pulling a paralyzing dart

  • Sean Richards
    Sean Richards 7 days ago

    God damn this is quite possibly one of the most ignorant videos I've ever seen from you. You flat out ignore a shit ton of Polynesian culture and mythology. My culture is rich and historic - not a fucking joke.

  • Raptor Rampage
    Raptor Rampage 7 days ago +1

    So you’re Canadian, eh

  • Amokriin Prolgiid
    Amokriin Prolgiid 7 days ago

    I think you missed several sin opportunities. Like the fact that there's no way she could knock over that maui statue in the cave with her size, there's no way she's heavy enough to tip the boat when she jumps on it, and other ridiculous stunts.

  • Trebuchetify
    Trebuchetify 8 days ago

    This is really popular and I dont like when things are popular! HAHAHA checkmate 😎😎😎

  • Ovis Aries
    Ovis Aries 8 days ago

    Pigs dont hate water theres a beach (and i think an island) where pigs literally swim in the ocean

  • Jakeybabes
    Jakeybabes 9 days ago

    This channel is still trash I see....

  • HD Keemii
    HD Keemii 9 days ago

    lol this guy takes this seriously ?

  • Andy Nguyen
    Andy Nguyen 9 days ago +1

    11:16 he sang because


    Ok I will go

  • James Thomas
    James Thomas 9 days ago

    Notably half the shit he sins here is simply Polynesian culture. I need nothing more to confirm my assumption that this guy is a crusty old White guy who doesn't even both to do research to see if the things he is saying is true, or understand that this is a movie dealing with Polynesian mythology, and doesn't think that sometimes directors actually have things called "cultural consultants" helping them accurately portray that culture. Clickbait dumbass.

  • AwesomeAndrhhg ٤٩٢

    Origianlly earth was ocean, untill volcanoes became the first lands.

  • NGaming
    NGaming 9 days ago

    Is this the most sins ever removed from a movie?

  • Justice Egwabor
    Justice Egwabor 10 days ago

    Xo basically this cave is an ancestral USclip channel.. Waiting...... 😂😂😂

  • Robert Wisher
    Robert Wisher 10 days ago

    I think he spelled the title its spelled guy sins actual Polynesian mythology and misunderstanding it and pointed out inconsistencies with LITERAL MYTHOLOGY

  • Robert Wisher
    Robert Wisher 10 days ago

    11:30 of course it's dark it was like a religion not taken as stories or fables.

  • iusedtobehere
    iusedtobehere 10 days ago

    they forgot the sin where in the song shes talking about how she cant get away from the water she was about to put a stone on that stack thing...Why???? i know it was meant to symbolize something, but why would she be putting it on then?

  • Jacob Frumovitz
    Jacob Frumovitz 10 days ago

    Actually there was a time when it was only oceans, just saying, it was about 3.8 billion years ago but it still happened

  • Intr. Anet
    Intr. Anet 10 days ago +2

    3:02 His accent😂😂That’s what i sound like😂😂😂😂😂

  • Isabella Newton-Cross
    Isabella Newton-Cross 11 days ago

    that drum is a drum........it's a Samoan drum.........you get one sin for that................😂

    THE UNNIVERSE! 11 days ago


  • NeonGhost 36
    NeonGhost 36 11 days ago

    I'm from New Zealand and in the legend I was taught Maui's mother was a goddess and thought he was born dead so that's why she put him in the ocean.

  • Mustafa Alzughayyar
    Mustafa Alzughayyar 11 days ago

    8:51 were you sarcastic boii?

  • guilttrippers
    guilttrippers 12 days ago

    the galen erso reference just gave me three extra brain cells

  • KomodoComet
    KomodoComet 12 days ago

    Actually it is a Polynesian folktale and also a hawk's talons are basically like human hands... and also when you say that it's overly convenient that the ocean deposits her on the island it's because the sea puts her there on purpose, and if you don't understand what I'm talking about did you even watch the movie?

  • טומי שלו
    טומי שלו 13 days ago

    Do everything wrong with saw 4 saw 5 saw 6 saw 7 and saw 8

  • Mate Wait
    Mate Wait 13 days ago

    The killing of an eel is a Samoan legend

  • Mate Wait
    Mate Wait 13 days ago

    That’s is a drum tho🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️👀

  • GothNeko
    GothNeko 13 days ago +32

    5:21 CinemaSins not understanding a different culture. A simple google of "Polynesian Drums" immediately shows those drums. Lazy asshats

    • Nataley Hattery
      Nataley Hattery Day ago

      Omg its cinema sins!

    • Jammis Gary
      Jammis Gary 4 days ago +3

      I also noticed how he said that pigs hate going in the water, if you’ve ever been to a pacific island you would know the pigs love going in to the water

    • Robert Wisher
      Robert Wisher 10 days ago +1

      I noticed that too lol

    • Mate Wait
      Mate Wait 13 days ago +1

      GothNeko ikrrrrr 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • kevin gray
    kevin gray 14 days ago

    So no infinity war?

  • Ben Stoke
    Ben Stoke 14 days ago

    Actually there was a point in time were it was just water, but not like this so carry on

  • Zull
    Zull 15 days ago

    Damn , you've become even more cancer than the last time i tried watching your videos. I remember you in the begining , where you'd actually think and did a little research before posting , now you're like a turd machine , shitting out diahrrea videos one after another. I wonder how long can you hide behind "it's all satire , comedy , you just don't get it" every single fucking time someone points out your mistakes , it's getting kinda stale buddy. You're gonna crash and burn soon if you continue like this and I'm gonna be right there enjoying every moment of it.

  • Anomander82
    Anomander82 15 days ago

    Sin 3 error: early cratonic and later continental development is only thought to have been prominent from the start of the Palaeoproterozoic (around 3.0Ga), prior to that the Earth is believed to have been characterized by a global shallow ocean.

    AMERICAN PATRIOT 15 days ago +3

    Moana’s hot

  • Blake Peters
    Blake Peters 15 days ago +2

    Just terrible. Ugh your content is obnoxious. Sins like “his tattoo is his conscience” where you are just pointing out things that are happening on the screen. How is that a sin? You make no sense and I can’t understand how people enjoy these videos.

    • Blake Peters
      Blake Peters 8 days ago

      I don't even know right now That’s moving the goalposts. When it’s convenient to say they are jokes then they are jokes, and when it’s convenient to say they are reviews they are reviews. Besides, the jokes just aren’t funny.

      LOMER OMER 15 days ago

      These videos are kinda jokes,but no movie goes without sin,which is kinda true.

  • Constellationillustrations

    So my issue with Disney movies that focus on culture biggest examples being Moana and coco is that the focus so hard on being culturally accurate that the story suffers a bit and has plot holes. May I mention that grandma tala dying came out of fricking NO WHERE! It like just happened and was super rushed just so the could do the manta Ray thing and the ghost grandma

  • Colonel Xander
    Colonel Xander 16 days ago

    So, let me get this straight... The entirety of your content is you vomiting your miserable pathetic life on every single movie you come across? Wow, you must be a gggggrrreeeeat person to have in life.

  • The albino mouse W
    The albino mouse W 17 days ago

    Do without a paddle

  • John Ford
    John Ford 17 days ago

    Tha part where maui buried an eel is actually inspired on a real folk lore.

    • John Ford
      John Ford 17 days ago

      Actually, everything in moana is based on real folk lores

  • Logan Fisher
    Logan Fisher 17 days ago

    Hey guys, the fish hook constellation does actually exist. It's the same set of stars that make up Scorpius for the Greco-Roman constellations. The movie just greatly exaggerates it by adding in a bunch of extra stars along it.

  • 1T3 T0X1C
    1T3 T0X1C 17 days ago

    You say pigs hate water but water but what about that beach that has swimming pigs

  • jebmak
    jebmak 17 days ago

    Pigs hate water? That sounds wrong.

  • outpost 38
    outpost 38 17 days ago

    2:00 her foot prints disappear when it cuts to a overhead shot

  • Darth Chubbz
    Darth Chubbz 17 days ago

    There was actually a time about 2.5 billion years ago when only 2 to 3 percent of the world was dry land, so they kinda got it right

  • Taeho Bang
    Taeho Bang 18 days ago

    Maybe a face reveal?

  • Taeho Bang
    Taeho Bang 18 days ago

    still waiting for everything wrong with avengers infinity war

  • Nigel Avery
    Nigel Avery 18 days ago

    where everything wrong with infinity war

  • soldofpol
    soldofpol 18 days ago


  • Amazing Anna Bella Cat

    tbh hawaii was nothing but water until a volcano made the islands, but the movie the movie is Sh** im from hawaii -__-

  • Xanda Scott
    Xanda Scott 19 days ago

    It’s cartoon idiot.

  • Aria Vasquez
    Aria Vasquez 19 days ago


  • Super Bloxer
    Super Bloxer 19 days ago

    But u gotta say, that ‘oooohhh!’ At 1:47 is kinda funny

  • BenkkuBoii 101
    BenkkuBoii 101 19 days ago

    why the hell didnt the ocean just yeet te ka with water lol

  • John Doe
    John Doe 20 days ago

    I just realized I can't hear Tom Hanks' voice without picturing Woody instead of picturing Tom Hanks.

  • the cellulon triptometer

    So you missed something that I could not get over the whole darn movie. Every guy in this movie is shirtless, big and strong. But, none of them has nipples. A couple of at best painted on circles, but seriously not one nipple on one naked chest the whole movie. So I get that they may make someone a little uncomfortable and all, but unless these dudes had them surgically removed when they got tattoos, there are some artists working on this film that really need some human anatomy education.

  • Lorelai Dilley
    Lorelai Dilley 21 day ago

    Don't get me wrong I LOVE CinemaSins but I do think there actually was a time where the world was only ocean. IDK Maybe I'm just being stupid

  • Bob
    Bob 21 day ago

    I grew up in Hawaii and yes, those rocks are sharp as shit.

  • Wagyourtail
    Wagyourtail 21 day ago +1

    cave ex-machina

  • Sidney Bricker
    Sidney Bricker 21 day ago

    A lot of these sins I wouldnt count because Disney was being true to Polynesian culture and beliefs.

  • Nada Nagy
    Nada Nagy 22 days ago

    The biggest sin here is the ocean could have done all of that without any help of moana or maui

  • Feno 3000
    Feno 3000 22 days ago

    If Moana's Dad instilled the "do not go past the reef" rule ... why were the boats stored in that cave for 1000 years???

  • FlamingTP01
    FlamingTP01 22 days ago

    They said leave the reef, but Tukohama told me to kill them for their blasphemy. So my axe fell 500 times...

  • Mona Teasley
    Mona Teasley 22 days ago +2

    So you clearly re-edit your re-uploads for the sake of copyright, but could you also edit out some sins?
    For one, I'm sure everyone reminded you that drums come in all shapes and sizes.
    Also, you took sins off for an idiot creature that you were irritated with in Coco for being the exact same creature.
    And finally, you probably aren't even reading this, are you? No wonder Infinity War never came. Well, this is a waste.

  • Alex Lund
    Alex Lund 23 days ago

    Pigs don't hate water they are naturally good swimmers

  • NC Outdoors
    NC Outdoors 23 days ago

    12:03 sin timer says this movie was made in 2017 but this movie was made in 2016.

  • Can We Get 3000 subs with no videos !!

    Well this is good content

  • psychogman37
    psychogman37 23 days ago

    Nah, Jemaine Clement is great, you don't know what you're talking about

  • Fishslap 33
    Fishslap 33 24 days ago

    Look man, the conch is obviously a vagina. This entire thing is by far the most sexist movie I have ever been stupid enough to watch, and it deserves like 5 billion bonus sins just for that.