Bill Burr Doesn’t Trust Technology - CONAN on TBS

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  • Published on Feb 6, 2018
  • Bill Burr thinks sending your saliva to Ancestry.com is akin to helping the Illuminati finish your robot replacement.
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  • Aaron B
    Aaron B 4 days ago

    I'll answer Bill's question: The reason I sent my DNA to ancestry.com is because my family told me my whole life that I was part Native American Indian on my Dad's side. My results - 100% white European, my family lied to me or was misinformed or my mom cheated on my dad.

    • Michael Panggabean
      Michael Panggabean 19 hours ago

      You could still have native american ancestors, it's just that you're not inheriting the native american gene. The thing with this sort of testing is that people are doing in with the assumption that dna is inherited mathematically, so you'll assume it'll split accordingly. But it's all randomised. If you have a sibling, tell them to do the exact same test, and from the result you'll see that your sibling will not have the exact same genetic makeup as you do.

  • Dragon's Red
    Dragon's Red 6 days ago

    God I swear he is the best. I thnk the fact he is alive during the current dark times amplifies this.

  • Jacob Murphy
    Jacob Murphy 7 days ago

    Alexa bitch

  • flickchic238
    flickchic238 7 days ago

    "Because I am a hoot" lmaooo

  • william rivera
    william rivera 13 days ago

    POOR SALIVA IS WORTH 0. RICH SALIVA IS WORTH $

  • NPC 54327
    NPC 54327 14 days ago

    And then we find out thousands of employees can and do listen even when the machine is not in use.

  • Xeno Falcon
    Xeno Falcon 15 days ago

    Bill's on to it

  • Jesse Claffee
    Jesse Claffee 16 days ago

    lol

  • John Doe
    John Doe 16 days ago

    Volunterly Bugging own house , So true , relevant & Prophetic

  • De Luc
    De Luc 22 days ago

    Is it before or after Conan did his ancestry test?

  • CLuv
    CLuv 25 days ago +1

    Why did they edit out .com

  • Joe U.
    Joe U. Month ago

    Ancestory.com has the legal right to sell your DNA information once you submit it; but that's in the contract you sign when you send it in...

  • Mohit Sharma
    Mohit Sharma Month ago

    I work for Amazon, and I approve this.

  • MetalPersonJ
    MetalPersonJ Month ago

    .com is a dirty word now?

  • James Manzano
    James Manzano Month ago

    I’m cool with people knowing my information or what I look up online.
    However, this is a deep thought; John Winthrop said “We shall be as a city upon a hill, the eyes of all people are upon us.” When you are driving, it is tough to see a car at the top of the hill, but it is very easy to see people at the bottom of a hill. If the hill is shaped like a plateau, it is impossible to see most people on the hill, and if it is a rounded hill, how it the city supposed to hold out to erosion. Maybe I’m overthinking this, but it makes more sense to be the city at the bottom of the hill if you are going for what mr. Winthrop is trying to say.

  • César Augusto
    César Augusto Month ago

    I do love peppers too much

  • Cheddar Cheese
    Cheddar Cheese Month ago

    I worked at Radio Shack in the late 90's and our job was to get customers phone numbers and addresses during the purchase so we could send out catalogs.I hated it..The #1 smart ass response I would get would be 1313 Mockingbird lane..You guest it.The Munsters address..

  • Andrew Magwaro
    Andrew Magwaro Month ago

    Go away Bill I'm trying to study... Lol

  • Ondrej Hrdy
    Ondrej Hrdy Month ago

    So that's why people keep calling me you son of a bitch

  • FEAR NO BEER
    FEAR NO BEER Month ago

    Id like to think if im murdered the cops can go back over the events recorded by my google home and find the killer, my kids can rest at night ,and my loving partner can no longer wonder what happened.
    All this for $ 89.95

  • Sahil Basera
    Sahil Basera Month ago

    He might be exaggerating a little.


    But some of the things he is saying could very realistically be true.

  • I am Hassan
    I am Hassan Month ago +1

    I bought the DNA kit for $99 but after hearing Burr I'm not going to use it 😁😂

  • ApL DapL
    ApL DapL Month ago

    Everything's Bill say:Me:we have lost common sense

  • Daniel Smith
    Daniel Smith Month ago +6

    "2% Portuguese?!? I knew I loved peppers too much!"

    • DragorElite
      DragorElite Month ago

      I'm Portuguese and I don't get it xD

  • Alan Gonzalez
    Alan Gonzalez Month ago

    He gave a shoutout to LA 323 818

  • Hugo Gomes
    Hugo Gomes Month ago

    Great shout out to the Portuguese 😂
    😘🇵🇹

  • Robert Strada
    Robert Strada Month ago

    "Theres a lot of things im upset with" THATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

  • Abou El Arab
    Abou El Arab Month ago +2

    We need Bill Burr and Jordan Shlansky in the same video pleaseeeeee!!!!!!!

    • stiger71
      stiger71 Month ago

      Brother looks like you don't get the idea

  • Prakriti
    Prakriti Month ago

    .... he's not wrong

  • jim b34N
    jim b34N 2 months ago

    L

  • Chris Dolmeth
    Chris Dolmeth 2 months ago

    Do you NEED to have ads on every video? Jayzuz.

  • woodbooger603 Shitty Smitty

    I'm 2% confident we are all fucked 🤣👍🍺

  • Deadscream13
    Deadscream13 2 months ago

    did they seriously bleep dot com...?

  • Ooopsy Entertainment
    Ooopsy Entertainment 2 months ago

    I love this guy!

  • Derakos Zrux
    Derakos Zrux 2 months ago

    anything with a mic is a potential bug. like your phone.

  • Animaniac
    Animaniac 2 months ago

    Upset bill is the best bill to have on your show 👌

  • HarleySpike
    HarleySpike 2 months ago

    Bill Burr is your best guest ever!

  • babbisp1
    babbisp1 2 months ago

    036

  • New Thought
    New Thought 2 months ago

    No way is Alexa welcome in my house. WTF is wrong with people?!

  • eaglesfan0583
    eaglesfan0583 2 months ago

    Bill predicted the future, amazon employees ARE listening 0.0

  • Nino Brown
    Nino Brown 2 months ago

    He is making a joke but really telling the truth

  • flickchic238
    flickchic238 2 months ago

    Because I am a HOOT

  • shrestha sujan
    shrestha sujan 3 months ago

    Conan covers one eye after Bill Burr illuminati joke at 48 seconds...Illuminati confirmed

  • yung nymira
    yung nymira 3 months ago

    Turns out he was right

  • Kimberly Jewell
    Kimberly Jewell 3 months ago

    One of the rare people that actually gets it!!!

  • defAngel
    defAngel 3 months ago

    Why did they bleep aol.com?

  • Alloy_Agony
    Alloy_Agony 3 months ago +1

    Turns out he was right

  • Kris Wit it
    Kris Wit it 3 months ago

    Los Angeles area codes lmfao

  • Unruly77
    Unruly77 3 months ago +2

    And just a few days ago it was reported that Amazon employees listen in on customees...with Alexa.

  • Paradox Realism
    Paradox Realism 3 months ago

    I actually got an ancestry ad after this video 😂

  • Vismay Gupta
    Vismay Gupta 3 months ago

    Guess what he's right... Breaking news: amazon employees hear your recordings you tell to Alexa

  • Lauren b
    Lauren b 3 months ago

    Bill was right

  • Viva Vegas
    Viva Vegas 3 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • annelise
    annelise 3 months ago

    is he wrong tho

  • Gankageddon
    Gankageddon 3 months ago +1

    And it was just found out that Amazon employees are listening to everyone's convos from Alexa. Anyone that thought Alexa wasn't sending your convos to amazon storage are the same ones that use Facebook.

  • M Oz
    M Oz 3 months ago

    This guy is great, you can't help getting in a better mood by watching him.

  • Killer Queen
    Killer Queen 3 months ago

    323-818-212.... 5
    😂

  • Nikhil Hembram
    Nikhil Hembram 3 months ago +1

    I want bill burr on new CONAN show

  • TheCephalon
    TheCephalon 3 months ago

    Sounds very paranoid, oh no there are cameras in my house someone has my phone number now. How does thag crap even impact you? It doesn’t

  • Bernie Consalvo
    Bernie Consalvo 3 months ago

    I always thought ancestry.com was more about finding about where your from not what you are. Like what part of Italy are you from not if your Italian 😂

  • IAK Dental
    IAK Dental 3 months ago

    He and Dave tried to wake us all up, but even they can’t say too much on television

  • Andrew Sheridan
    Andrew Sheridan 4 months ago

    I'm Portuguese, I don't relate to the pepper bit... xD

  • Maris Ortiz
    Maris Ortiz 4 months ago

    This was hysterical!!!

  • Johnny B. Goode
    Johnny B. Goode 4 months ago

    “Voluntarily bug your own house” I’ve never heard it been put a better way. I agree 100% and I’m a kid, not some old technophobe.

  • Patrick Duffy
    Patrick Duffy 4 months ago

    Bill Burr on Conan is the best. Period.

  • 012345678 9876543210
    012345678 9876543210 5 months ago

    I have been using the same fake email for years. I feel sorry for the poor sap who came up with such a good address.

  • User name
    User name 5 months ago

    When i am watching porn i stare at the Camera on my laptop and politely say "Some privacy please"
    *i know it's stupid but if there's a guy watching me i don't want to show him my thing*

  • Stephen
    Stephen 5 months ago

    Alexa has been subpoenaed already in investigations

  • Beau Dingwall
    Beau Dingwall 5 months ago

    2% Portuguese!?

  • BrotherAngstrom
    BrotherAngstrom 5 months ago

    It cracks me up how Conan is amused by Bill