Looper - You should go to China.

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  • Published on Jun 22, 2013
  • Looper (2012)
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    www.imdb.com/title/tt1276104/
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    Abe: This time travel crap, just fries your brain like a egg...
    .....
    Abe: [Joe has been teaching himself French] Why the f**k French?
    Joe: I'm going to France.
    Abe: You should go to China.
    Joe: I'm going to France.
    Abe: I'm from the future. You should go to China.

Comments • 106

  • Tango Zulu
    Tango Zulu 2 months ago +1

    It is predicted, that by 2050,China's economy is going to be double that of the US.

  • RR3ason Music
    RR3ason Music 3 months ago

    They made him look like Bobby DeNiro instead of Willis. Too bad CGI wasn’t where it is now

  • RedPillMale
    RedPillMale 4 months ago

    Chiness Communist propaganda.

  • Globalizmas - Keiksmažodis

    If only he knew that in the future France will become an arab shithole

  • Seth Scott
    Seth Scott 5 months ago +5

    This line becomes more of a reality every day

  • slayton21
    slayton21 7 months ago +11

    This line is awesome! As someone who moved to China and settled down there years ago, I can relate~
    On a side note, the baddies in this movie are super frightening. The way he says they "are not gonna kill him" is seemingly sincere. What he does not say is that they are going to subject him to gruesome tortures and mutilations under the supervision of a medical professional until his future self gives himself up. The cold logic behind this and the super casual way in which he dismisses the idea is chilling, in retrospect.

  • Arnold Agrees
    Arnold Agrees 7 months ago +9

    because china is the future. yes you should go and invest in china, it pays off in the long run

  • Chris Burns
    Chris Burns 10 months ago

    I'm taking holofort render keep

  • Chris Burns
    Chris Burns 11 months ago

    You set them stuprinded or will strike and dimple you directly doi

  • Maako Ishikawa
    Maako Ishikawa 11 months ago +15

    I'm from Sweden, you should go to China..

    • Lightthrower
      Lightthrower 4 months ago +6

      Yeah Sweden looks like a lost cause, as is France.

  • Mr_No_One
    Mr_No_One 11 months ago +21

    I'm from the future. Save your memes on a hard drive.

  • Đức Hiếu
    Đức Hiếu Year ago

    why is this a clip? i bet the uploader is chinese and is like "oh hey my country is so great china number one"

  • Hex Awareness Team
    Hex Awareness Team Year ago +3

    This is Hillary's America.

    • TheyRiseBand
      TheyRiseBand 8 months ago +1

      Trump's, too. It's unavoidable, really.

  • Hex Awareness Team
    Hex Awareness Team Year ago +1

    America has been saved. Hillary WASN'T Elected!!!!

  • Eric Hootman
    Eric Hootman Year ago +4

    I’m from the future. You should go to Hawaii.

  • xc5647321 xc5647321
    xc5647321 xc5647321 Year ago +1

    Jeff Daniels was in a little known time travel movie called Disaster in Time and I liked it.

  • Jack Guest
    Jack Guest Year ago +8

    WARNING!!!
    Do not continue scroll through the comments! The majority of them are from racists who think that all non-Europeans are pure vermin sent from the devil himself

  • Phillip Carpenter
    Phillip Carpenter Year ago +4

    China because they don't buy the diversity crap.
    In 100 years, the only place that won't be a morlockian 3rd-world shithole will be a handful of Asian countries.
    Diversity is nothing but poisoning the well.

  • Outbr8k
    Outbr8k Year ago +2

    Funny thing is he went to china

  • War Against Myself
    War Against Myself Year ago +13

    Im from the future, you should go to China.. I think I would listen to the guy lmao.

    • TheyRiseBand
      TheyRiseBand 8 months ago +2

      Yes, the East is the future... for at least the next 500 years.

  • Fake Name
    Fake Name Year ago +78

    The "You should go to China" ' line actually creates the disruption in the time line that is the whole point of the movie. Seems like a throw away line, but the entire crux of the movie hinges on it. Without it, nothing else falls into place.

    • Mongoose40d
      Mongoose40d 14 hours ago

      I imagine that if time travel is real, it will drive everyone who is exposed to its possibilities insane.

  • Bossky Bossk
    Bossky Bossk Year ago

    In the french version, it's "Italia" instead of "France" (but still not China).

  • 🙋🏼‍♂️
    🙋🏼‍♂️ Year ago +17

    He may as well go to Pakistan, the way things in France and in Europe in general are heading.
    This is a very valid message, btw: Go to China.

    • Adam Neuser
      Adam Neuser 6 months ago

      >Don't go to europe because there's lots of muslims there and muslims are bad
      >Go to china

      ironic

    • Dark Sim
      Dark Sim 11 months ago +1

      He can't though. He's not Nixon.

    • Jack Guest
      Jack Guest Year ago

      Kris Except from the fact that Pakistan is a majority-Muslim country, while most European countries are majority-Christian with a relatively low Muslim population

  • Hitchcock Mason
    Hitchcock Mason 2 years ago +2

    wait why china and not france?

    • TheSaltisReal
      TheSaltisReal 5 months ago

      @Xylarxcode * Jeff Daniels not Bridges lol

    • Xylarxcode
      Xylarxcode Year ago +4

      Two possibilities, depending on what Jeff Bridges knows about Joe. Either
      A) he doesn't know about Joe meeting his wife in China but tells him to go there because:
      Presumably because in the future timeline of this movie China establishes itself as a dominant world power that thrives more than any part of the world. He was trying to tell Joe to get in there now while it's still possible to get a piece of that action. But Joe is a stubborn dumbass who already made up his mind about where he wants to go and he won't change his mind about France because he's stupid and stubborn.
      Or B) He does know about Joe meeting his wife in China and tells him to go there because:
      From what we can tell of Joe's timeline, Joe went to France but just ended up pissing his money away on the same stupid shit he'd been doing in the US. Nothing really changed for him in France, but once he moved to China he found the woman that would finally turn things around for him and make him truly happy.

    • viprizy
      viprizy Year ago

      CoolStoryBroWhoCares western civilization is being ruined by shitty migrants that left there wasteland country’s

    • Ahmid'ou Miahn Banzillah Dogh'o Issou Chanclasos
      Ahmid'ou Miahn Banzillah Dogh'o Issou Chanclasos Year ago +1

      +cpfalcon51 No it turn in a totalitarian state which kill Joe

    • cpfalcon51
      cpfalcon51 Year ago +6

      France (and much of Western Europe) is turning into a craphole due to mass migration.

  • Wandering InTheWoods
    Wandering InTheWoods 2 years ago +17

    Why the fuck *french* lol!
    Man he comes across as such an asshole in this scene and that's what makes him awesome in this film.

  • Milton Finch
    Milton Finch 2 years ago +41

    It's funny because he went to China and regretted it (Spoiler)

    • Chris Burns
      Chris Burns 10 months ago

      Imbracrast error

    • 900cats
      900cats Year ago +18

      Khue Ha I don't know if he regretted it. He met his love there mate

  • briantotse3
    briantotse3 2 years ago +58

    It's because France gets destroyed by hordes of North Africans and Arabs lol

    • kevin a
      kevin a 10 months ago

      Already happening lol

    • Schwegburt
      Schwegburt 10 months ago

      Colonizers crying about foreigners entering their country and taking their shit. How quaint lol.

    • Hex Awareness Team
      Hex Awareness Team Year ago +2

      @Justin -- Everyone should know its not the people of any country to blame. Its the Zionist bankers. The Zionist always build up empires then crush their people. And then those countries persecute the regular jewish folk for being associated with the Zionist. Its why the Jews have been ran out of every country for the last 1000 years. The Central Bankers are now trying to crush America and take that economic prosperity to China. The same will happen to China eventually. WHO DO WE OWE THIS DEBT TOO?? Remember, Slave boats were owned by Jewish Zionist. The Dutch merely maintained them for their masters.

    • Justin
      Justin Year ago +3

      bailord they also end it with their replies . I await a rebuttal or for someone to challenge my other comments.

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago +1

      ignorant people always preface their argument with some variation of "you are ignorant"

  • Uncle Fkr
    Uncle Fkr 2 years ago +2

    Just when I was trying to learn french. Fuck me.

    • Uzumaki Nagato
      Uzumaki Nagato 2 years ago

      Parlez vous français? Mi amor, merci, oui oui, bonbons
      and all that good stuff.
      That good stuff.

  • Jacno77
    Jacno77 2 years ago +16

    china was chosen cause the film producers wanted to get in chinese
    cinema's, china only allows 34 western films inside, and only if they do
    a few things, like being coproduced with a chinese partner, have 1/3
    cast chinese or another option

    • Heitor Leonidas
      Heitor Leonidas 3 months ago +1

      Another reason is because china will become a superpower in the future.

    • Massa
      Massa 4 months ago

      @Allen Han
      They definitely did with the woman Joe falls in love with.

    • Allen Han
      Allen Han Year ago

      What he is saying is true.
      In order to get your movie played in China if you put China in a good light.

    • John Doe
      John Doe 2 years ago +8

      "In the original script, Joe does indeed go
      to France. But budget limitations prevented shooting those scenes on
      location. Rian Johnson, much enamored of Paris, could not bring himself
      to shoot on a backlot or other domestic, stand-in location.
      As
      Looper was co-financed by the Chinese distribution firm DMG
      Entertainment, they offered to pay for location shooting in Shanghai,
      hoping those scenes might help with selling the film to a Chinese
      audience. This seemed to work for Johnson, who updated the script and
      then added the joke to that scene with Abe.

      Danilo Campos, a time travel junkie"

    • Spigazu
      Spigazu 2 years ago +1

      That's very interesting. Source?

  • G W
    G W 2 years ago +3

    And I moved from China to fucking Canada, FUCK.

  • khal drogo
    khal drogo 2 years ago +15

    Right about France.

  • HitchensImmortal
    HitchensImmortal 3 years ago +31

    "So why should I move to China? Economic reasons?"
    "Not really, sometime around the late 2010s the US just got exponentially retarded and China started having a lot less wasted human potential in comparison"
    "So you're telling me that we're going to vote for..."
    "Yeah. Just fucking move to China."

    • I Am Who I Am
      I Am Who I Am 11 months ago

      Orange man bad

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago +4

      LE DRUMPF IS LE STUPID AND I AM VERY SMART

    • Globalizmas - Keiksmažodis
      Globalizmas - Keiksmažodis 2 years ago +6

      HitchensImmortal More like "Western world decided that moving all production factories to China will be a good idea. Big mistake. Now China has their own swift, currency fund, plenty of gold and is ready to take over worlds financial system"

  • Chris Mace
    Chris Mace 3 years ago +72

    I always loved how well they did to make him look like a young version of Bruce Willis. you can never get it 100% especially without cgi all they did was prosthetic makeup, I watched the behind the scenes. Joseph also did a bang up job making Bruce's facial features and talking like him. why I loved the movie so much.

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago +1

      it looked like fucking garbage dude

  • mondayjoker
    mondayjoker 3 years ago +34

    The recent waves of unchecked immigration and subsequent terrorist attacks in France brought me back here.
    heh......

    • shades2
      shades2 2 years ago +3

      China is starting to look pretty good by comparison.

  • Jim Floyd
    Jim Floyd 3 years ago +32

    Silver bars are kilos in weight. 1 kilo bar. China is chosen because their currency will be the strongest in future because of AIIP banking competing with Federal Reserve.

    • John Doe
      John Doe 5 months ago +1

      The director wanted to film in France but it wasn't possible so he had to choose China.

    • Jacno77
      Jacno77 2 years ago +6

      china was chosen cause the film producers wanted to get in chinese cinema's, china only allows 34 western films inside, and only if they do a few things, like being coproduced with a chinese partner, have 1/3 cast chinese or another option

    • MrStig691
      MrStig691 2 years ago +2

      The federal reserve is just the national banking system of the US it isn't competed against.

    • Legalize Memes 2016
      Legalize Memes 2016 2 years ago +9

      no they chose china to appeal to chinese audiences and the investor(?) is chinese.

  • Conchobhar
    Conchobhar 3 years ago +91

    I'm from the future, you should stay in the EU.

    • Chris Burns
      Chris Burns 10 months ago

      Imbracrast rebuilt blotches haiku

    • Chris Burns
      Chris Burns 10 months ago

      Imbracrast imbibe ms msscott.

    • Chris Burns
      Chris Burns 10 months ago

      Imbracrast other groining over the 1/10 moo Nia bucket yanyard Dino chobricobra SPLIT hamlets hardline moon dump render then imbracrast rebuilt other China graigainly

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago

      woah he's right? even though i was implying that it's also completely obvious that that's the case and didnt need to be explained by him. genius #2 has arrived

    • Ashen
      Ashen Year ago

      except he's right.

  • Varun Mani
    Varun Mani 4 years ago +8

    I AM GOING TO ICELAND!

    • Hex Awareness Team
      Hex Awareness Team Year ago

      Go to Greenland. I'm from the future.

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago

      cringe. good one, dude. they'll fall like the rest

    • bailord
      bailord Year ago +1

      they have their first rabbi now. won't be long.

    • 🙋🏼‍♂️
      🙋🏼‍♂️ Year ago

      Varun Mani
      No you don't.

  • The Last Pub Star
    The Last Pub Star 4 years ago +8

    inb4 people realize Hollywood predicted (conspired) this scene with current events.

    • Daniel Knight
      Daniel Knight 2 years ago +6

      He went to France in the script, they changed it to china because they got a tax break there. No "conspiracy" just good monetary sense.

    • YSAmmo
      YSAmmo 3 years ago

      what do you mean

  • OU81TWOZ 46
    OU81TWOZ 46 4 years ago +1

    Jeff Daniels was about to explain the ending of the movie, "killing a man us too cataclysmic for the future....."?

  • Youri Carma
    Youri Carma 6 years ago +1

    Cameron Tells British Children to Learn Mandarin, Not French
    4 December 2013, by Robert Hutton (Bloomberg)
    www.bloomberg.com/news/print/2013-12-05/cameron-tells-british-children-to-learn-mandarin-not-french.html

  • Youri Carma
    Youri Carma 6 years ago +128

    “I am from the future you should go to China” LOlz

    • Quattro 4
      Quattro 4 6 months ago +2

      Hes right tho. Fuck if I wouldve opened a bitcoin mining farm in china since electricity is so cheap I wouldve made a fortune.

    • Ben noneofyourbeeswax
      Ben noneofyourbeeswax 3 years ago

      +Youri Carma They don't have douche bags floating quarters there?

  • Youri Carma
    Youri Carma 6 years ago

    Chinese language official subject on Dutch High Schools now
    (google trans from Dutch) tinyurl.com/n8vbpyy