Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #2

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  • Published on Nov 12, 2016
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    Look it's more shorts! (This time with shorter credits!)
    The Interrogation
    Drunk
    Surgery
    Book Report
    Nice Place
    Rascals
    Stargazing
    Stranded
    Stuck
    The Painting
    Tunnel of Love
    Daydreaming
    Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005!
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Comments • 6 726

  • Imaginary Waffles
    Imaginary Waffles 11 hours ago

    11:14 it’s messed up

  • Luca Pfeiffer
    Luca Pfeiffer 12 hours ago

    7:48 in the background you can see a picture of jason voorhees

  • Elias Libonati
    Elias Libonati 21 hour ago

    4:53 You see crazy shit when you’re drunk...

  • C-Bones
    C-Bones Day ago

    4:58 red bull gives you wiiiings

  • Tyrannapus And Friends

    0:28 that cops voice reminds me of someone.

    I think someone who voices someone in dorkly shorts

  • Kimberly Hoang
    Kimberly Hoang Day ago

    11:15 did her bruise just change eyes?

  • Cosmic Phoenix
    Cosmic Phoenix 2 days ago

    ui spider

  • Robot Sons
    Robot Sons 2 days ago +1

    That guy definitely is a shower, big big

  • The1catt Cat game
    The1catt Cat game 2 days ago

    Paradox

  • Asriel The Derp
    Asriel The Derp 2 days ago

    11:14 Her blackeye changes eyes

  • Angel Kaii TV
    Angel Kaii TV 3 days ago

    What in the weird is going on???

  • Sea Doggo
    Sea Doggo 3 days ago

    4:33
    Daddy issues therapy 😂

  • Andrew Scott
    Andrew Scott 3 days ago

    HARROLD I WANT A DIVORCE

  • FrankDaPotato
    FrankDaPotato 4 days ago +1

    The stuck one was depressing because the man was so chubby he fell through the side walk... he did run... i think... still I guess he’s one of those jolly chubby guys


    There is still some hope before we are all like that...


    Edit: Wait he lost that much weight XD forgot to watch the whole thing

  • Tamiz Rumey Jiffrey
    Tamiz Rumey Jiffrey 4 days ago

    Watch ‘drunk’ while muted

  • MadGameZ YT
    MadGameZ YT 5 days ago +1

    15:03 me honestly tho

  • Dino Lord
    Dino Lord 5 days ago

    10:13
    What a bitch

  • Angel Lynnette
    Angel Lynnette 5 days ago

    does anybody know the song that starts at 1:42

  • shit's classic X
    shit's classic X 6 days ago

    Chad is really a piece of shit

  • Akiro Ai Del rosario

    11:14 bruise switches to other eye

  • Ghastly Thot
    Ghastly Thot 6 days ago

    Drunk is secretly the inspiration for the venom movie

  • XsidthekidX
    XsidthekidX 6 days ago +1

    ‘Stuck Short’
    “That’s how I lost all that weight.”
    Me - If only it was that simple.....*sigh*

  • Feird
    Feird 7 days ago

    DUDE THE SPIDER PART THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY SCREEN

  • Wow Kool
    Wow Kool 7 days ago

    Drunk part is amazing😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • Gavin Will
    Gavin Will 7 days ago

    Closing time by semi sonic at about three

  • YGThe Monster
    YGThe Monster 7 days ago

    My friends are here

  • Lily Ames
    Lily Ames 7 days ago

    HIT OR MISS

  • Safaeit Hossain
    Safaeit Hossain 7 days ago

    My god! You really made my day!

  • SnipinWanker
    SnipinWanker 8 days ago

    I cannot beleive Howard Let her wife taste her butt. Lol 😂😂

  • Spicy trends 616
    Spicy trends 616 8 days ago

    ThE hAm Is In ThE SaNdWiTcH

  • Meme Shake
    Meme Shake 8 days ago

    Inside Out 2 looks great

  • big fat fuck on a small as fuck Mike BITCH!

    mom found my poop sock

  • Mysta Z5
    Mysta Z5 9 days ago +1

    8:55 - 11:26 by the way who's driving the car!?

  • jahseh onfroy
    jahseh onfroy 9 days ago

    the drunk short the brain controls the body so the body shouldent be able to control itself

  • Dark Hedgehog
    Dark Hedgehog 9 days ago

    Is it just me or is the cop who got shot the same guy who voice acted tails in Sonic for hire

  • Zacharry Lubang
    Zacharry Lubang 10 days ago +2

    I was eating ham sandwich when I saw this

  • Not You
    Not You 10 days ago +1

    Not you

  • Jennie Wibisono
    Jennie Wibisono 10 days ago

    Looks like the spider was a man and when it ended did the spider climb into his mouth? EWWW

  • Leo
    Leo 10 days ago

    6:45 who else looked if there was a spider behind him😂😂😂

  • TheKingofTerror Z
    TheKingofTerror Z 10 days ago

    crap code: exit 23

  • Azurite Soul
    Azurite Soul 11 days ago

    squish that cat

  • RogueShadowAssassin161

    0:18 that’s the guy who played one of the phones in a collegehumor video

  • Bunnyza Leung
    Bunnyza Leung 11 days ago

    Sorry

  • TheBaconChest
    TheBaconChest 11 days ago

    11:11 The eye that is red switches sides on Sussie.

  • Preston Spencer
    Preston Spencer 12 days ago

    11:13 look at Susies eyes...

  • TheMuffinGod 007
    TheMuffinGod 007 12 days ago

    The first one sounds like it was voiced by dorkly interrogation

  • Luca Pena
    Luca Pena 12 days ago +1

    Mary Poppins be like 13:34

  • PARADOX
    PARADOX 13 days ago +1

    Harsh...😂

  • PARADOX
    PARADOX 13 days ago

    8:13 Americans in nutshell.

  • Tranny Bane
    Tranny Bane 13 days ago

    BUT WHO WAS DRIVING THE CAR?

  • Jamon Rose
    Jamon Rose 13 days ago +1

    The first one, I couldn’t tell who was the good cop or the bad cop

  • The grimx
    The grimx 13 days ago

    2:49 closing time

  • Michaelqwerp
    Michaelqwerp 13 days ago

    -i feel bad for that butterfly-

  • DehRoblox GAMER
    DehRoblox GAMER 13 days ago

    There’s a miscreated movie in 12:42,Where did his ice cream go?

  • WillDaBeast850 Qazwsx
    WillDaBeast850 Qazwsx 14 days ago +1

    A maaaaaaaaaaan...

  • GRANT FUNK
    GRANT FUNK 14 days ago

    6:36 the spider almost gave me a heart attack

  • Isabella Campbell
    Isabella Campbell 15 days ago

    At 11:15 her red eye changes magic

  • Smashboy 1
    Smashboy 1 15 days ago

    13:35 that man did some stuff right out of Mary poppins

  • Smashboy 1
    Smashboy 1 15 days ago

    13:35 “I don’t care!” Than the man does some Mary poppins crap

  • Eli Yates
    Eli Yates 15 days ago

    134 Tyrone is gonna tell him to pick it up

  • Guy Patrick Walker
    Guy Patrick Walker 16 days ago

    Me: and that's how I lost all this weight
    Friend: I don't care
    Friend: flies away

  • Digi Akuma
    Digi Akuma 17 days ago

    12:26 thought that was send nudes

  • Jennifer Adjad
    Jennifer Adjad 17 days ago

    How can tames can talk


    I can drink water and cup head!

  • Kim Curt G. Velez
    Kim Curt G. Velez 17 days ago

    Its to drunk 🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺

  • GG Omegalul
    GG Omegalul 17 days ago

    11:12 changes red eye to right

  • AssasinGames
    AssasinGames 17 days ago

    plot twist: the newspaper was once a man

  • Smallboy
    Smallboy 17 days ago

    Ayer

  • Ilinca Danescu Ilinca Danescu

    Deldsss dpsdls
    Le
    e
    😐😐😐😐😐😐😐💩💩💩

  • Chris Suarez
    Chris Suarez 17 days ago

    11:14 did anyone else not see that?

  • Just Eddie - Fortnite Movies

    These are hilarious!

  • ADHD-Snubben
    ADHD-Snubben 18 days ago

    *THE HAM IS IN THE SANDWICH*

  • Jdeere the gamer
    Jdeere the gamer 18 days ago

    15:15

  • Coryxkenshin the flamin mlg baoos

    naw the daydreamin one was best

  • AJH_mxnchthechomer TTV

    Why the spider?

  • Marceex c-ops
    Marceex c-ops 18 days ago

    Dlaczego w 00:37było 3 strzały a w 01:11 było widać ponad cztery dziury w brzuchu

  • Isaiah Zeigler
    Isaiah Zeigler 18 days ago +1

    Good cop bad cop

  • FAIRUNNESA fairu
    FAIRUNNESA fairu 19 days ago

    Yo

  • Arjun Mat Zamudio
    Arjun Mat Zamudio 19 days ago

    Hahahahahahhahahahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Blue Gas mask
    Blue Gas mask 19 days ago

    11:14 look the girl’s eyes change

  • Mike Sullivan
    Mike Sullivan 19 days ago

    semisonic

  • The Gamer
    The Gamer 19 days ago

    That snail noiseeeeeee omg😂😂😂

  • John Saroukos
    John Saroukos 20 days ago +5

    15:05 LOL HOW IS THIS NOT AGE RESTRICTED XD

  • jhon deerele
    jhon deerele 20 days ago +1

    Ha Ha

  • Elias Durgin
    Elias Durgin 20 days ago

    Was that snail Vin Diesel?

  • A GamerGirl
    A GamerGirl 20 days ago

    11:14 susie's left eye quickly becomes skin color and the other eye becomes pink.

  • lion Rjab
    lion Rjab 20 days ago

    Ho from 2019

  • joshnbella
    joshnbella 20 days ago

    After suzy says she's not ready for a relationship and "dies" or whatever" the black eye shifts to the left eye when it was on the right eye. :0

  • Mia Simpso
    Mia Simpso 20 days ago +131

    Daughter 1: I'm a lesbian
    Dad: ..
    Daughter 2: Dad me too
    Dad: Does anyone in this house like men??!
    Son:Me


    -Edit- (I didn't know this joke was on the internet.. I am not really on the internet besides to watch music videos so I thought I would put her joke or so I thought her joke on the internet I really didn't know..)

    • MattMan
      MattMan 6 days ago

      No you didnt you fucking liar there is the same joke in the internet with the same exact words

    • Mia Simpso
      Mia Simpso 9 days ago

      +No Yes I for real didn't know besides if you guys think it's stolec say that to the probly thousands or millions that have copyed it to -_-

    • No Yes
      No Yes 9 days ago

      so you thought randomly for a joke and comment it on a video that would not make sense with 😑 yeah

    • Skorch
      Skorch 15 days ago +1

      unoriginal

    • Mia Simpso
      Mia Simpso 15 days ago

      +Skog I for real don't know what you guys mean I just thought of this in my head

  • SomeMar Music
    SomeMar Music 21 day ago +3

    I was legitimately dying from laughter from this part 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂LOL!!!! 15:05

  • Ryan Perry
    Ryan Perry 21 day ago

    The ham is in the sandwich, I repeat, the ham is in the sandwich

  • Lucky boi
    Lucky boi 21 day ago

    13:32 He is just jealous he did not have to go to the GYM

  • Christian Soto
    Christian Soto 21 day ago

    11:13 Suzy's bruised eye flips

  • Zombieroo
    Zombieroo 21 day ago +1

    Omfg who did the snail vouce

  • Kpop Shake
    Kpop Shake 21 day ago

    Alright so I researched
    The voice actor of good cop is indeed the same person that voiced Tails in sonic for hire, Mike Parker.

  • Startwins REVIEWS
    Startwins REVIEWS 22 days ago

    How is the first guy still alive

  • Richie 92
    Richie 92 23 days ago +4

    Howard! I want a divorce!
    Me too!

  • Jayson Ellis
    Jayson Ellis 23 days ago +1

    Dedicate a video to Steven being the host

  • Nicolas Corbet
    Nicolas Corbet 23 days ago

    Il y a d français?

  • Nightbotgamer Blue
    Nightbotgamer Blue 24 days ago

    Good mornin🧵😀😇🥰🖖🏻🦷👼💅🙅🏼‍♀️

  • Nightbotgamer Blue
    Nightbotgamer Blue 24 days ago

    🙄