Videomaster Enterprise | Ashens

  • Published on May 21, 2019
  • Become a master of video enterprise with... a calculator. Yes. Play Pontoon! And Speed Way! And Brain Drain! And do some sums! Then replace 5 AA batteries.
    #videomaster #calculator #ashens
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Comments • 542

  • GlenAbbey Farms
    GlenAbbey Farms 25 days ago

    I have an old watch with the same type of display...

  • Area51UFOGynaecology

    just completed mario odyssey and this is the game i see after it, thank god we live in 2019

  • Antonio D'adderio
    Antonio D'adderio Month ago

    Beep bop beep bop bap Hello

  • BRVRcreepypasta
    BRVRcreepypasta 2 months ago

    "Calculator is not a game." Tell that to Richard Watterson.

  • ThePhantxm
    ThePhantxm 2 months ago

    i hope i’m not the only one who tried to say “specifically for speedway” really fast

  • Guy Person
    Guy Person 2 months ago

    The lack of '9' functionality reminded me of the Dick Emery Show calculator sketch lol

  • DestinationD
    DestinationD 2 months ago

    I bet in 1979 owning one of those was like having an iPhone 69.

  • Ti Pi
    Ti Pi 2 months ago

    ζ + δ = ζ y? Wow! What a calculator!

  • Michael Lewis
    Michael Lewis 2 months ago

    It's so sad that this calculator and it's shite games are better than most mobile games designed to suck all of your cash down the drain for a bad game.

  • Leander Herman
    Leander Herman 3 months ago

    So what does it do actually the games look a bit boring ha ha ha ha

  • Despair
    Despair 3 months ago

    This is so depressing. Why is this garbage even made. There's a poor kid somewhere who got this as a birthday present and that thought won't let me sleep tonight

  • Fracture
    Fracture 3 months ago

    So, what's *really* your opinion of micro-transactions?

  • The Right Ladder
    The Right Ladder 3 months ago

    I thought Speedway looked pretty good

  • Ian Livesey
    Ian Livesey 3 months ago

    But can you write BOOBS on it?

  • the_muteKi
    the_muteKi 3 months ago

    Video ended followed by an ad for the Harry Potter phone game which I think is a hilarious juxtaposition

  • Daichi Maru
    Daichi Maru 3 months ago

    send it to The 8-Bit Guy and let him restore it!!! ^^

  • Pasta Man64
    Pasta Man64 3 months ago

    I've a pong console from these guys, the Videomaster Colourscore. I got it from my dad, who had gotten it as a Christmas present around the time it had been released. He said he gave it to me since then he knows it'll be taken good care of. My dad and I play on it occasionally, and it's a fun lil' console.

  • oorcinus
    oorcinus 3 months ago

    That doesn’t look like a vacuum display, it seems like the old bubble LED one. Oddly, you can find the 3-digit modules (calculators used 3-digit clustering) pop up on ebay nowadays, NOS.

    SHELLBACKS CLUB 🐢 3 months ago

    who stays on an Ace and a 7?😕

  • Lewis Johnson
    Lewis Johnson 3 months ago

    5 AAs? When I was a boy, our videogames ran on gasoline and had 1x1 pixel screens

  • Eve-nly Day
    Eve-nly Day 3 months ago

    $1 Brickgame is better.

  • Michael Reynolds
    Michael Reynolds 3 months ago

    Rubbish 😂

  • Transcendent Cthulhu
    Transcendent Cthulhu 3 months ago

    Pak-jack. Probably illegal gay porn, from Pakistan.

  • avengedguy
    avengedguy 3 months ago +1

    Shit....this makes Tiger games look good.

  • Pat McDonald
    Pat McDonald 3 months ago

    Seem to recall the same people doing a pong clone. Very cheap, quite cheerful.

  • Burns My Britches
    Burns My Britches 3 months ago

    1.2 million subscribers with videos like this!? Wow!!!

  • John w
    John w 3 months ago

    I remember growing up in the 90's and playing my dads old handheld soccer game that was just like that.

  • chimpedable
    chimpedable 3 months ago +1

    Oh boy you know you cheap when you get some IKEA batteries

  • it'sMe TheHerpes
    it'sMe TheHerpes 3 months ago

    an escaped bear roaming freely on the street, is no laughing matter. it's quite deadly

  • culwin
    culwin 3 months ago +1

    I got the high score in calculator.

  • trekadam30
    trekadam30 3 months ago

    That Pontoon game seemed to play more like Baccarat, instead of Blackjack, because the jack(?) it got wasn't added to its final hand score (10's & face cards are worth 0 in Baccarat, however, the biggest score you can achieve is supposed to be only 9). Maybe it was a weird hybrid of the two games, hence the strange title of the game itself.

  • PetertheBrewer
    PetertheBrewer 3 months ago

    But will it run Doom?

  • Stephen Cresswell
    Stephen Cresswell 3 months ago

    11+7=17. 🤣

  • Glasses&Mouthplates
    Glasses&Mouthplates 3 months ago

    This is the type of gadget that makes you wished you get the actual Mastermind board game, or a regular calculator instead for Christmas.

  • ドロドロ
    ドロドロ 3 months ago +7

    i am the operator with my pocket calculator
    *bweep bwoop BWOOOM*

    • John Burns
      John Burns 3 months ago +1

      by pressing down the special key, it plays a little melody
      *cue the terrifying noises this machine makes*

  • Alex Rekzu
    Alex Rekzu 3 months ago


  • Bassless Loser
    Bassless Loser 3 months ago

    I forgot you existed for a solid year

  • Andrew Ballard
    Andrew Ballard 3 months ago

    reminiscent of a Psion organiser 1 >_

  • Khron's Cave
    Khron's Cave 3 months ago

    Vacuum display? The redness would rather indicate a bubble-LED display, perhaps?

  • n0ka
    n0ka 3 months ago

    A potato would be more fun than this

  • Bodragon
    Bodragon 3 months ago

    (7:40) - Soft 18. Not 17.

  • Josh Lunt
    Josh Lunt 3 months ago

    Those look like Ikea batteries, but I could be wrong :P

  • ser_Moist
    ser_Moist 3 months ago +2

    "called blackjack these days"...
    yes, these recent days

  • mihaelkyeah ksjn
    mihaelkyeah ksjn 3 months ago

    *2 1 ?!?!?!*

  • johneygd
    johneygd 3 months ago

    That’s interesting, and i bet once gompai yoko saw an man playing with this calculator during a train trip,he came up with the idea of a game & watch series handheld, haha.

  • nensondubois
    nensondubois 3 months ago

    I feel like this was probably a prop used on Star Trek.

  • Nesu Kak
    Nesu Kak 3 months ago

    Which just exist to suck your money like a demonic ba[Headspace ad]sterd.

  • Jernau Morat Gurgeh
    Jernau Morat Gurgeh 3 months ago

    wtf youtube unsubbed me from you

  • Yes Indeed
    Yes Indeed 3 months ago

    Calculator is a game...for when you’ve completed a maths test 15 minutes before the end of the exam.

  • RockYeahh
    RockYeahh 3 months ago

    Another acton packed video.

  • Wim Widdershins
    Wim Widdershins 3 months ago +2

    Heh. I would've loved this back in school. Speedway was better than expected.

  • TheKeilanm
    TheKeilanm 3 months ago

    Brother has an old Gillette watch that uses a similar display

  • MissAshley42
    MissAshley42 3 months ago +20

    "Calculator's not a game." Maybe not the way _you_ play it.

  • Lunakit
    Lunakit 3 months ago

    Win ALL the money!! As long as there are no nines in it....

  • Brian M
    Brian M 3 months ago

    Say, I remember this guy. Didn't he fight Darth Vader or something?

  • Robert Osswald
    Robert Osswald 3 months ago

    bubble display

  • Paul Drake
    Paul Drake 3 months ago +3

    Send it to Big Clive, he will fix the 9 button and while he's at it will probably replace the display with warm white LEDs.

  • thehappylittlefox aka benji

    Yay More Tat from Shatters Anus

  • Liggliluff
    Liggliluff 3 months ago +7

    Ad right before the end credits?
    Who are you, Larry Jr. Bundi?

  • JediBhuddist
    JediBhuddist 3 months ago

    I Like it.! Should be simple enough to fix.
    Reminds me of my Casio Watch Number-Invaders 1981