Toasted Tomato Sandwich - You Suck at Cooking (episode 79)


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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  12 days ago +598

    Tweet the tomato:
    F book the tomato:

    • The Grunt
      The Grunt 8 days ago

      You Suck At Cooking it's better if you butter the toast first it gives it a whole new flavor.

    • CookieDoughFlow
      CookieDoughFlow 9 days ago

      You Suck At Cooking when will pimblokto come back?

    • Alicia Seecharan
      Alicia Seecharan 10 days ago

      You're truly a beast... Even with a soggy tomato sandwich. Lolz

  • cm carlson
    cm carlson 18 minutes ago

    What?! No songs?

  • EthanPlayz2
    EthanPlayz2 22 minutes ago

    The HowtoBasic of Cooking

  • SCWfan06
    SCWfan06 28 minutes ago

    You call that whole wheat bread? That's toast.

  • Yanderu
    Yanderu 52 minutes ago


  • Pilot Unready
    Pilot Unready 4 hours ago

    That was beautiful

  • Jack
    Jack 6 hours ago

    How the hell did this video feel like it was twenty seconds long then i check and ive been here for three minutes

  • illumi knotted
    illumi knotted 7 hours ago +1

    This is a bomb sandwich but use pumpernickel bread and some pepper jack cheese. I'll accept your thank yous in the form of likes.

  • Memezilla
    Memezilla 7 hours ago

    Did pimblockto defrost yet

  • Ethan Olson
    Ethan Olson 7 hours ago

    R.I.P the old intro....

  • Radioactive Dick
    Radioactive Dick 8 hours ago

    *Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T*

  • Lex Luther
    Lex Luther 9 hours ago

    Where’s all the foot lettuce ???


  • Calvin Ombogo
    Calvin Ombogo 10 hours ago

    Come home to Simple Rick's

  • ErieBerry J
    ErieBerry J 13 hours ago


  • dLimboStick
    dLimboStick 16 hours ago

    That BLT is missing the B and L!

  • StarQuise Mav
    StarQuise Mav 18 hours ago

    I thought he was gunna plug the toaster into the stump lmao nah jk lol

  • StarQuise Mav
    StarQuise Mav 18 hours ago

    People eat those you know that right? Lol....this isn’t all that far fetched lol....

  • Captain Yoby
    Captain Yoby 21 hour ago

    Where the fuck is the bacon and lettuce?!?

  • Cheese
    Cheese 22 hours ago +1

    At 2:38 when he says “acknowledge the presence of the Illuminati” and if you use captions it all goes distorted. Now that’s some attention to detail 👌

  • John Meyer
    John Meyer Day ago

    I wasn't able to sell the pillow. Now what? It's getting dark and I'm still hungry. Yeah illuminatae. Mooches ate my tomato!
    Do you realize how many days this recipe takes? The average schlep just doesn't have time for this.
    I'm thinking "Shark Tank"!

  • Jayda Abdur-Rahman

    Imagine liking tomatoes

  • Nidhi Dubey
    Nidhi Dubey Day ago

    In love with this nonsense

  • Nicholas Krill
    Nicholas Krill Day ago

    Your videos are so good! Keep it up :)

  • ice_wallow_come
    ice_wallow_come Day ago

    Its ya boii under cover* how to basic *

  • DinChild
    DinChild Day ago

    This is absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

  • Krisztina Mlaka
    Krisztina Mlaka Day ago

    this is art

  • King Luey
    King Luey Day ago +1

    I got a couple chuckles from this LOL

  • J3LLYPLAYZ 2254
    J3LLYPLAYZ 2254 Day ago

    Would you do 7 ways to pop popcorn

  • Bella Rana
    Bella Rana Day ago

    i love this but am somewhat appalled by the lack of garlic in this video. have made this sandwich for years every summer when our tomatoes are ripe and we always rub both slices of toast generously with raw garlic before slathering with mayo (hint: it's delicious)

  • whatever idontcare

    west virginia, mountain mama

  • Xanderqwerty123
    Xanderqwerty123 2 days ago

    Digging this new country album

  • Larkiaquail
    Larkiaquail 2 days ago

    I feel mildly invaded

  • Harry Blum
    Harry Blum 2 days ago

    wtf these tomatoes werent toasted

  • Cin
    Cin 2 days ago

    so mayo tomato mayo salt pepper.
    and the power of the fucking sun

  • Blueberry
    Blueberry 2 days ago

    Whole wheat bread has never looked more appetizing.

  • Blue Banz
    Blue Banz 2 days ago

    Eww no one like that🇲🇦🇱🇺🇱🇧🇱🇦🇱🇦🇲🇱🇱🇦🇱🇰🇱🇺

  • Mason Stocks
    Mason Stocks 2 days ago

    The new far cry 5 dlc is looking good

  • Aori
    Aori 2 days ago

    Can we get an episode on Sushi?

    Probably not. But I wish.

  • Phoebe He
    Phoebe He 2 days ago

    YSAC clipped his finger nails wayy too short... also I can't believe you just taught us to stick a fork in the toaster wow

  • Booming Bubble Bus
    Booming Bubble Bus 3 days ago

    Love it!!! Classy and funny!!!

  • just izzy :D
    just izzy :D 3 days ago

    This was so calming

  • Ceciliana Richardson

    Is anyone else really really wondering who he is and then feeling sad because he'll probably never tell?J-just me?Okay..

  • Its Barnaby
    Its Barnaby 3 days ago

    Beautiful... 😍

  • Sc6ut
    Sc6ut 3 days ago +1

    I just made me one after this video and my god, that was so delicious.

  • FoxLP
    FoxLP 3 days ago

    You have 1 mil subs now? I didnt notice

  • -Nugget -
    -Nugget - 3 days ago

    Stop making me hungry daddy 😭😭for that DICK MHHMM❤️❤️🍆💦YEAHHHHH M❤️❤️🍆🍆💦HMM❤️

  • Kait_the_cake
    Kait_the_cake 3 days ago

    I was hoping another one of your videos popped up. The best cooking videos, in my opinion.

  • Thicc Hamster
    Thicc Hamster 3 days ago

    Fucking vegans

  • Ethan Jacobsen
    Ethan Jacobsen 3 days ago

    What do you edit with?

  • Diego Maciel
    Diego Maciel 3 days ago

    Dying the whole time

    APT-REX 3 days ago

    In a time when kids and people died a lot(mostly kids) and everything sucked

  • Harper
    Harper 4 days ago

    i was waiting for a country song at the end there

  • mikkel thybo
    mikkel thybo 4 days ago

    Because out here there's only you and your pickup truck, a 6 pack of bud light, your AR-15, 3 migrant workers and their kids combing the wheat fields.. You tweet about how hard it is to get a job on your Iphone X.. Jeebers replies with a thumbs down?!? Dang it Jeebers! Why do you have to act like a liberal?! Must've been because your dad is also your uncle or maybe because you didn't show for class at the christian public school.. That Jeebers.. to stupid to know the earth is flat.

  • Craig Morrison
    Craig Morrison 4 days ago


  • ANIME brains
    ANIME brains 4 days ago +1

    Thank you my love

  • Fabian Contreras
    Fabian Contreras 4 days ago

    I’ve never been here in this Channel. I do suck at cooking and the bread joke...yeah you got a sub

  • Pinhead Larry
    Pinhead Larry 4 days ago

    That shit look like trash

  • Rupestre Rupestre
    Rupestre Rupestre 4 days ago


  • SlyFox
    SlyFox 4 days ago

    i feel like i went on a journey and all he did was make a tomato sandwich

  • Cas
    Cas 4 days ago

    this made me crave the most basic sandwich

  • Avery L.
    Avery L. 4 days ago

    A place far away from the opening ysac theme song.

  • Jenna Geelan
    Jenna Geelan 4 days ago

    Um excuse me but where is the egg series

  • bluesnake198
    bluesnake198 4 days ago

    The first 30 seconds sounds like a grocery store commercial.

  • Telepie
    Telepie 4 days ago

  • Nobody_at_all 1
    Nobody_at_all 1 4 days ago

    I don't have a 500 watt galvanized thingy, can I just use my standard, 500 year old toaster?

  • Hannah Hoogs
    Hannah Hoogs 4 days ago

    Was this a commercial

  • SuperGreatbehemoth
    SuperGreatbehemoth 4 days ago

    With the voice and the music, I could fall asleep to this

  • Abelhawk
    Abelhawk 5 days ago

    Some pepper pepper peppercorns

  • Union Down
    Union Down 5 days ago

    Shit you're funny.

  • Cookie crumble
    Cookie crumble 5 days ago

    Why is this channel so cool XD

  • Zak Kauffman
    Zak Kauffman 5 days ago

    Thank you

  • Joy MacPherson
    Joy MacPherson 5 days ago

    I love tomato sandwiches, but I don't toast it usually.

  • what is love?
    what is love? 5 days ago

    heck tomato sandwiches are the best

  • Charlie Law
    Charlie Law 5 days ago


  • tsleel escappa
    tsleel escappa 5 days ago

    Instructions unclear got dick stuck in toaster

  • Paul Moody
    Paul Moody 5 days ago

    What’s the name of the song? Would love to play this

  • Andrew reyes
    Andrew reyes 5 days ago

    He said illuminati

  • Dustin Driver
    Dustin Driver 5 days ago

    I love you, man.

  • Gigi Alegria
    Gigi Alegria 5 days ago

    1,032 people didn't eat their sandwich while it was crisp

  • French Canadian Bastard

    8000 hp truck, remove a 0 and then cut that in half

  • Jeremy Lee
    Jeremy Lee 5 days ago


  • Lonely Sack of Toco Bell

    Back when people actually liked tomatoes

  • Sia Safai
    Sia Safai 5 days ago

    Very stupid dumb asshole

  • Andrew Ray
    Andrew Ray 5 days ago

    3:06 ...and you forgot bacon and lettuce...

  • Butterbros23445
    Butterbros23445 5 days ago


  • yaaa Gg
    yaaa Gg 6 days ago

    bro im high aff and im laughing hardd smms

  • Benjamin Li
    Benjamin Li 6 days ago

    This is a BLT waiting to happen

  • Crea
    Crea 6 days ago

    oh no.

  • At justweed*dot*ig instagram Alex

    These have become full blown masterpieces and you could easily make advertisements and highly paid prestigious content. This is fantastic.

  • Danny Hodge
    Danny Hodge 6 days ago

    This may be my favorite video you've done, well played

  • seatoast
    seatoast 6 days ago

    this sandwich has me crying in the club

  • Tonto Tube
    Tonto Tube 6 days ago

    Great writing.

  • leftlanekennels
    leftlanekennels 6 days ago

    Actually i been makythat for year only it was like a grill cheese with tomato and mayo black pepper that’s good eating

  • Cheese Grater
    Cheese Grater 6 days ago

    İ just love you

  • Bella Donna
    Bella Donna 6 days ago

    This is art

  • evelyn bent
    evelyn bent 6 days ago

    And take a quite moment to recognise that your toasted tomato sandwich has become soggy, and you should of eaten it immediately when the toast was crisp

  • Bálint Orehóczki
    Bálint Orehóczki 6 days ago

    very inspiring. l feel like eating a toast soon.

  • Jasmine - Ruff-Puff
    Jasmine - Ruff-Puff 6 days ago


  • Melissa Sies
    Melissa Sies 6 days ago

    I'm in love with you (and the tomato)

  • Chas Busenburg
    Chas Busenburg 6 days ago

    Lazy Man's BLT