christmas isn't real

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  • Published on Nov 27, 2018
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  • Andrew Sullivan
    Andrew Sullivan 7 hours ago

    I just came here to say that I've been watching youtube videos for years, this guy is the pinnacle. Nobody will make videos better than Bill wurtz

  • Last Day
    Last Day 8 hours ago

    Everything Is Isn’t Real

  • xcrafter_40
    xcrafter_40 10 hours ago

    Will you guys stop posting "history of the entire world, I guess" and "history of Japan" references already?!

  • LandoTheOracle
    LandoTheOracle 11 hours ago

    We need another big video like the history of the entire world

  • Niceforo Balbedina
    Niceforo Balbedina 11 hours ago

    English isn't real and the only language is feelings. Let that sink in

  • TDF_ W0rldKeY
    TDF_ W0rldKeY 14 hours ago

    beautiful i just cried

  • WangleLine
    WangleLine 16 hours ago

    this video was not sponsored by coca cola.

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ 18 hours ago

    Surprise!

  • Super Blob/Nebulous
    Super Blob/Nebulous 18 hours ago

    fafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafafa

  • Elijah Hanson
    Elijah Hanson 20 hours ago

    On a scale of 1-10 what drugs are you on

  • Duke Nukem
    Duke Nukem 21 hour ago

    So fake

  • jeremiah morgan
    jeremiah morgan 21 hour ago

    the Easter Bunny is WORNG

  • Jaswinder Singh
    Jaswinder Singh 21 hour ago

    Dad...?

  • 6 66
    6 66 22 hours ago +1

    What you see when you’re on drugs

  • luxury_lemons
    luxury_lemons Day ago

    This is like a legitimately beautiful melody. Not that I expected anything else from our lord and saviour Bill Wurtz.

  • TKN
    TKN Day ago

    Wtf is this bill lmao

  • Chicken Wizard89

    I swear he just translates real songs from some language to English on Google Translate.

  • XyleeArts
    XyleeArts Day ago

    The drug he took makes his voice sound extremely attractive.
    Edit: Dont sue me

  • Vague • Blossom
    Vague • Blossom Day ago +1

    These effects are wICked dude

  • Vague • Blossom
    Vague • Blossom Day ago +1

    Friend: I buy my jewelry at Zales. How about you?
    Me: I get mine from The Diamond Store

  • paper_man
    paper_man Day ago

    jesus is a twitter meme?

  • JT Gutman
    JT Gutman Day ago

    I think I'm high also we can make a religion out of this

  • Falls
    Falls Day ago

    F.

  • Wandering African Lizard

    His videos are a visualisation of LSD

  • Paradox
    Paradox 2 days ago

    1:49 wait... does london bridge have... CAPITAL LETTERS AT THE START?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Mk Km
    Mk Km 2 days ago

    as a horse I'm really offended and might even write an email to the United States Horse Department.

  • Oswald gaming 76 /error sans

    Christmas is real and better than this video (-1 sub)

  • Hami Afsar Nafis
    Hami Afsar Nafis 2 days ago

    Christmas is not real but bill wurtzs is real

  • TheBaige Potato
    TheBaige Potato 2 days ago

    *Christmas isn't real*
    Me: D:

  • tolya cow
    tolya cow 2 days ago

    roses and diamonds.. steven universe?

  • Poker Face
    Poker Face 2 days ago

    Somebody please make an interpretation video of all Bill Wurtz songs

  • Glenis Fernandes
    Glenis Fernandes 2 days ago

    Can this be on I tunes please

  • Yelloweyeball
    Yelloweyeball 2 days ago

    Is loving Santa legal yet?

  • Zara Tan
    Zara Tan 2 days ago

    My life is a lie. Thank you Bill Wurtz for showing this

  • Ludwig The Country guy

    This is a beautiful song

  • 《 Darkedy 》
    《 Darkedy 》 2 days ago

    Wtf I enjoyed this

  • Benski
    Benski 2 days ago

    Mr Yellowstone can you please explode?

  • tori the meif’wa weeaboo

    My life is a lie.

  • VirtexHD
    VirtexHD 2 days ago +1

    *SANTA CLAUS IS STILL JESUS,*
    -bill wurtz 2018

  • sadsmølbean I-/
    sadsmølbean I-/ 2 days ago

    I LOVE THIS

  • Alexander Stewart
    Alexander Stewart 3 days ago

    Just what we needed in time for the holidays! Thank you Mr. Bill Wurtz. Your melodies are soothing & bring a smile to my face :-)

  • gamer without skill
    gamer without skill 3 days ago

    easter bunny is atheist.

  • NixCusp
    NixCusp 3 days ago

    What is the genre of your music, Bill?

    Bill Wurtz: Yes

  • PotatoPower190
    PotatoPower190 3 days ago

    Yes! You need to get to 3 million subscribers. Praise Bill you people! For he is a legend!

  • Green Roses
    Green Roses 3 days ago

    I hear Christians scewaming.

  • ALLEN WOLLESEN
    ALLEN WOLLESEN 3 days ago +1

    If Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie, this counts as a Christmas song. Change my mind.

  • p l e a s e h e l p m e

    English isn't real

  • Saints Are better
    Saints Are better 3 days ago

    I miss you

    How did this happen?

  • Liam Jonas
    Liam Jonas 3 days ago

    yes

  • jimintz_tv
    jimintz_tv 3 days ago

    okay, this is epic

  • Stone cold Steve Austin

    I think we’ve conquered the holy land

  • Xzygen
    Xzygen 4 days ago

    As your personal health advisor, I must suggest you not to try to fly.

  • Makoto Tachibana
    Makoto Tachibana 4 days ago

    I love how he deep fries his music videos. Perfectly crispy.

  • Rocco Moar
    Rocco Moar 4 days ago

    I’m 12 years old and I love ur vids

  • Xeonus
    Xeonus 4 days ago

    This song is super catchy! Damn!

  • MusicIsAllAbout s
    MusicIsAllAbout s 4 days ago

    I want this to be my funeral song.

  • Jack James
    Jack James 4 days ago

    Why would you buy more roses and diamonds if you did not enjoy them

  • Elliott V
    Elliott V 4 days ago +1

    i’m stoned af

  • Johnny wheat Vlogs and gaming

    no joke, I probably watched this video almost 100 time XD I mean it sounts good

  • ni ko
    ni ko 4 days ago

    i think i understand this exactly as much as bill wurtz understood it when he wrote it and i understand its just Mood

  • Baguette Stalin
    Baguette Stalin 4 days ago

    That damn Easter Bunny always causing beef with Christmas

  • Adeline Saunders
    Adeline Saunders 4 days ago

    He should have been I USclip rewind

  • Crazi
    Crazi 4 days ago

    The easter bunny told me

    *subscribe to pewdiepie*

  • melvoHD
    melvoHD 4 days ago

    I love this

  • xxPheonix Lordxx
    xxPheonix Lordxx 5 days ago

    Hey we can make a religion out of this

    Oh wait somebody already said that... Whatever

  • Cohen Childs
    Cohen Childs 5 days ago

    But Santa's still Twitter meme

  • Mr. Edward
    Mr. Edward 5 days ago +1

    Santa Claus is still Jesus :) best part

  • Voidrive ‣
    Voidrive ‣ 5 days ago

    Santa Claus is actually derived from Saint Nicholas, which was a real person

  • o0Rh0mbus0o
    o0Rh0mbus0o 5 days ago

    Did you make this song just so you could use "embrightened"?

  • merc
    merc 5 days ago

    santa claus is actually the saint of prostitutes. i'm not making this up.

  • Person that gets people spooked and doots a lot

    *A lot of lsd was used in the making of this video*

  • Maggie Callender
    Maggie Callender 5 days ago

    Forget the fucking roses and diamonds give me the damn dump truck!

  • ChrispyChris
    ChrispyChris 5 days ago

    Bill wurtz is just If Jack Stauber was a optimist.

  • God of Beans
    God of Beans 5 days ago

    Ive watched this many times and I'm confused on the thesis because it seems to be questioning religion, capitalism, and brexit all at one

  • Dj Wilson
    Dj Wilson 5 days ago

    I brethed air plez halp

  • Tyler Brown
    Tyler Brown 5 days ago

    Thought this was my first stroke until it kept getting better and I knew it was just the magical sounds of Bill Wurtz

  • Electric Rain
    Electric Rain 5 days ago

    I'm 100% sure some predictive programming is coded into this stuff lol. Wurtz is in on the knowww 0Ao'

  • oof
    oof 5 days ago

    where are my diamond store coupons

  • Meir Moore
    Meir Moore 5 days ago

    WAİT THAT WAS A ALL LİE? OH NO MY CHİLDHOOD

  • Roxburgh Mapping
    Roxburgh Mapping 6 days ago

    Is yir name polish?

  • Llamalus
    Llamalus 6 days ago

    Now replace 'the Easter bunny' with 'hard drugs'

  • Mexican Memeoigist
    Mexican Memeoigist 6 days ago

    Well then if Christmas isn’t real


    Why did my dad leave me that day?
    Check mate atheists

  • Spongyoshi!
    Spongyoshi! 6 days ago

    My new Christmas carol!

  • Monday Blues
    Monday Blues 6 days ago

    My mom doesn’t understand English and when i showed her this, she commented that the song is very nice. 😂

  • BladeTrain3r
    BladeTrain3r 6 days ago

    "The only language is feelings" - truth, in the end we think conceptually and language is simply one of the means we use to express those concepts.

  • skinsdub
    skinsdub 6 days ago

    This song makes me so happy I could almost cry

  • Alexander Vallecillo

    Sis it's the west coast send help everything's on fire

  • Oliver Martinez
    Oliver Martinez 6 days ago

    Every video looks like someone shoved everyone elses mid-life crisis together because thats what their mid-life crisis needed them to do, by that i mean great video

  • HarryStuffz//Lego
    HarryStuffz//Lego 6 days ago

    every bill wurtz song is starting to just sound the same with different lyrics now

  • SmokeSpark Dragonfly

    LIAR! Santa told me the easter bunny wasn't real!

  • Naeem King
    Naeem King 6 days ago

    Anyone else getting some serious XTC vibes from this?

  • TyphonBaalHammon
    TyphonBaalHammon 6 days ago +11

    Wow, for once you did make a song with a chorus, of a sort.

    • pedromaneiro123
      pedromaneiro123 6 days ago

      Long long long journey.

    • TyphonBaalHammon
      TyphonBaalHammon 6 days ago

      +Andy Chamberlain Music Yeah, I guess it's not the only one, but most of his songs don't have one and I think he pointed out somewhere on his site how he liked to write like that.

    • Andy Chamberlain Music
      Andy Chamberlain Music 6 days ago +3

      la de da de da de lee day oh or whatever its called has a chorus

  • The Tower Of Kirbies
    The Tower Of Kirbies 6 days ago +10

    Sponsored by the diamond store

  • Neicha's Art
    Neicha's Art 7 days ago +23

    There's something so satisfying about the ba da bee ba bee yo bing bway parts.
    You're so used to hearing repeated patterns in those and breaking it at the end is such an earworm.
    I LOVE IT

    • panic
      panic Day ago

      He does that same thing with the chorus in "la de da de da de da de day oh" too and it's real good

  • Lewis Speed
    Lewis Speed 7 days ago +2

    I have a lot of questions

  • Adrian Carlberg
    Adrian Carlberg 7 days ago +1

    suuuuuuuch a crispy jam

  • Int. Thai
    Int. Thai 7 days ago

    If there is a Martin reading this, I’d like to apologise to him

  • Aziza Brown
    Aziza Brown 7 days ago

    what a *BOP*

  • Conor Convery
    Conor Convery 7 days ago

    I'm proud that youtube comment sections are so entertaining

  • Jmhockey 10
    Jmhockey 10 7 days ago

    I wonder if I showed this to my LA teacher? 🤔