The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • Published on Jan 10, 2019
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • FireFoxies
    FireFoxies 14 hours ago +1

    what did kevin do in the first place? Cause idek

  • The Dutchess
    The Dutchess 10 days ago

    I love Steve’s show and I like Kevin a lot, but I won’t support them and it an exception for me to give them any attention, cuz they unfortunately are sellouts to demon democrats, I doubt they even really think or support demons, but in order to keep the roll going in the biz you have to be a demon, sorry Democrat, and make fun of Trump, oh well they will have another 4 year term to laugh all they want over the US president, that is an exceptional president and doing the best job at his job than anyone since Reagan, even probably in this short time he did so much more to revive the US economy, and have been the only president who actually seems to have balls that dropped actually, unlike Obama, clintons( the shadiest ppl in politics ever, leeches and bloodsuckers that made and continue to make deals with terrorists literally and take money from them) as well as dumbbell bush the Georgie one, that fuck was so dumb, they made a whole huge book of him being dumb as hell at events, going wrong way, falling down, forgetting where tf he is in general and so on! Truly is a sheer genius at playing that stupid degragants from left media, they will help him get re-elected, so thanks to them and demons socialists idiots squad, that consists of literally a racist, another racist, a simple dimwit and ofcoarse he most dangerous of all is the terrorist in congress, supporting terrorists and hating on any Americans especially if they are not black! So thanks idiots for helping out the best president the USA have witnessed in decades! And I don’t care what the man tweets, who cares, actions speak louder than word, and he is a man of action, Kevin Hart got fucked over and took it like a bitch from behind by the demons he pretends to support... hopefully he will grow some balls soon...

  • Nate Hill
    Nate Hill 14 days ago

    I like kevin, for the most part... I don’t even know what he’s apologizing for, but it sounds REALLY Self-entitled. These entertainers need to stop getting so much adulation. It’s twisting their minds.
    “I apologized, now pay me ungodly sums of money and don’t make me think about it anymore!”
    Umm maybe you didn’t learn

  • Aleksandra Gavric
    Aleksandra Gavric 14 days ago

    He is so cute, both are cute but kev is more cute

  • Stephen Cotton
    Stephen Cotton 15 days ago

    "Keep in mind, I'm not homophobic, I have nothing against gay people, do what you want to do, but me, being a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will," - Kevin Hart... Note! That statement does sound a little homophobic. You cannot prevent someone from being gay... you are born this way. You are either straight, or you are one of the many other states of being, which make up the rainbow, which is the LGBTQ community. You cannot prevent it... it is not like preventing a bad choice... we are all born with our sexuality and our gender - and I hope that whatever your son expresses - that you try to understand him and embrace him for who he is, no matter what.

  • Chris Gomez
    Chris Gomez 19 days ago

    5:12 😂😂😂

  • Edgar Pazos
    Edgar Pazos 23 days ago

    This host said the picture of Denzel looked like a homeless who asks for change !How racist because he’s dressed casual and sporty all because he’s black and that automatically drops him in that category! How racist is that ! Stereotyping!!!!!

  • Halo XIII
    Halo XIII 24 days ago

    Is not Stephen Colbert a Faggot.

  • vonner707
    vonner707 26 days ago +2

    Stephen Colbert sucks. Dont know why he still has a show

  • Siyabonga Maphanga
    Siyabonga Maphanga Month ago

    Is it me or was that song in the background weird and funny asf😂😂😭💯

  • Jerry Casseus
    Jerry Casseus Month ago

    I don't like him

  • kickbuttme
    kickbuttme Month ago

    How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

  • a.vishnu Tejaskar
    a.vishnu Tejaskar Month ago

    Bro.. your show is too serious ..you gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

  • Libby Bautista
    Libby Bautista Month ago

    P

  • Dr.Alexander
    Dr.Alexander Month ago

    “I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it”
    “That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please”
    So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

  • erebusl
    erebusl Month ago

    Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

  • Johann Dino
    Johann Dino Month ago

    Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

  • matt henderson
    matt henderson 2 months ago

    Shouldn’t have apologized

  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul 2 months ago

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

  • Jerome Le banner
    Jerome Le banner 2 months ago

    Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

  • Amar Fawwas
    Amar Fawwas 2 months ago

    The Upside Down*

  • shaelovebeyonce
    shaelovebeyonce 2 months ago

    He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

  • Charles Bubba Bagsby
    Charles Bubba Bagsby 2 months ago

    Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

  • Dig Facts
    Dig Facts 2 months ago

    This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

  • Fizz Hussain
    Fizz Hussain 2 months ago

    Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

  • Chris Young
    Chris Young 2 months ago

    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

  • Isaac Wu
    Isaac Wu 2 months ago

    That's powerful little man

  • david turner
    david turner 2 months ago

    What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.
    There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?
    Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.
    Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
    Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?
    I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
    Just as much, that would be huge help.
    We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
    How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?
    Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

  • jennifer emmert
    jennifer emmert 2 months ago

    The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

  • CP Lucci
    CP Lucci 2 months ago

    Kevin not on Conan's...
    That's a low blow

  • Sonny Managbanag
    Sonny Managbanag 2 months ago

    Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

  • T J
    T J 2 months ago

    People just want you to grovel.

  • Paul Gitonga
    Paul Gitonga 2 months ago

    useless..........

  • ffs -
    ffs - 2 months ago

    Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

  • David Leach
    David Leach 2 months ago

    I thought it was funny

  • NimbusKhan NK
    NimbusKhan NK 2 months ago

    It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

  • Candyman
    Candyman 2 months ago

    To all gays it's not natural haha

  • Forrest R Oney
    Forrest R Oney 2 months ago

    Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

  • Elvis Van
    Elvis Van 2 months ago

    _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

  • Jayanth arawa
    Jayanth arawa 2 months ago

    Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

  • Kookachulu
    Kookachulu 2 months ago

    5:30

  • Daddy Paddy
    Daddy Paddy 2 months ago

    Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working.
    Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

  • What The Dude
    What The Dude 3 months ago

    What did he do ?

  • Why We Love Film
    Why We Love Film 3 months ago

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • Why We Love Film
    Why We Love Film 3 months ago

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 3 months ago

    YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 3 months ago

    the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable 3 months ago

    What did he do?

  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro 3 months ago

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan 3 months ago

    Dude you are legend,period.

  • chrisguy98TM
    chrisguy98TM 3 months ago

    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta 3 months ago

    he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

  • Mauri QHD
    Mauri QHD 3 months ago +1

    i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

  • Marcelo Dinucci
    Marcelo Dinucci 3 months ago +7

    You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

  • Higher World
    Higher World 3 months ago

    This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

  • Fighter Man
    Fighter Man 3 months ago

    I hate Stephen Colbert

  • Alejandro Gomez
    Alejandro Gomez 3 months ago

    Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

  • Travis Gillespie
    Travis Gillespie 3 months ago

    I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 3 months ago

    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 3 months ago

    THANKS OSCARS

  • Omnia Lullaby
    Omnia Lullaby 3 months ago

    Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

  • Lovie Gee
    Lovie Gee 3 months ago

    @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂
    NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • Lovie Gee
    Lovie Gee 3 months ago

    Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • Wanda Morales
    Wanda Morales 3 months ago

    I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • Siphumelele Ivyson *YourLifeYourChoice

    05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

  • Deepak Singh
    Deepak Singh 4 months ago

    You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • kb be
    kb be 4 months ago

    he is so intelligent

  • Grand MasterHQ
    Grand MasterHQ 4 months ago

    ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • Doodles Joseph
    Doodles Joseph 4 months ago

    No....I wasn’t ready 🤣

  • hey
    hey 4 months ago +1

    5:25

  • Romeo Gallardo
    Romeo Gallardo 4 months ago +2

    He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol

  • David Tieku
    David Tieku 4 months ago +2

    6:00 for the jokes

  • Jared Flanagan
    Jared Flanagan 4 months ago

    funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • Ason
    Ason 4 months ago

    What did he do?

  • Rifat Chowdhury
    Rifat Chowdhury 4 months ago +1

    Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao