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  • Chantel Harewood
    Chantel Harewood 10 hours ago

    The random woman off camera just laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Catherine Williams
    Catherine Williams 10 hours ago

    What turns from green to red in the flip of a switch?




    A frog in a blender

  • Neo Flare
    Neo Flare 10 hours ago

    Why was six afraid of seven

    Because maths is fucking terrifying

  • GARIBALDI ARCH
    GARIBALDI ARCH 17 hours ago

    никто не решился написать все шутки?ладно,жаль,это трудно понять русскоговорящему))

  • yungoot
    yungoot 18 hours ago

    Why the crip cross the road?

    CUZZ😂😂😂😂

  • Zoidberger165
    Zoidberger165 19 hours ago

    I'm stealing all of these. I really like the miracle whip one a lot.

  • pun prïnce
    pun prïnce Day ago

    what do you call 400 rabbits hopping backwards?
    a receding hairline.

  • 7gp
    7gp Day ago

    How do u activate a nuclear bomb in India


    Push The Red buTtOn on thEir hEaD

  • 7gp
    7gp Day ago

    What do u call 2 black people sleeping in a red sleeping bag


    KitKat

  • Made Line
    Made Line Day ago

    0:29 when someone tells me a joke but I don’t get it

  • hobiswhore
    hobiswhore Day ago

    i hate when people ask me what i’ll be doing in 1 year, come on guys i don’t have 2020 vision

  • Krista Butler
    Krista Butler Day ago

    Dads are like boomerangs......... I hope.

  • Juan Lamilla
    Juan Lamilla Day ago

    Hey I got a joke but I can only remember the punch line can anybody help me out

  • Arctic _Tyz
    Arctic _Tyz Day ago

    Who is the phone dad?

    Data....

  • Haley Popish
    Haley Popish Day ago

    What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
    The wheelchair

  • beginned
    beginned Day ago

    I got this on Reddit, but it's really good(or bad I honestly don't know)
    Knock knock,
    who's there?
    Boo
    Boohoo

  • lolaricharrd
    lolaricharrd Day ago

    Your mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

  • Luca Cavalli
    Luca Cavalli Day ago

    Where do you always find 100 people?

  • TinTinnitus
    TinTinnitus Day ago

    Why did the man throw the clock out the window?

    Because it reminded him of Arnold clock, the man who was convinced knife raping his wife.

  • L F
    L F Day ago

    how do you call a mexican who lost his car ?

    - what ?


    carlos

  • shequen macnack
    shequen macnack Day ago

    2:47 these nuts 😆😅😅

  • My Top's
    My Top's Day ago

    5:13 Does anyone have intagram this girl?

  • Cyn Ethoid
    Cyn Ethoid Day ago

    What did God say when he made the first black man?



    Whoops I burnt one.

  • ten's cute nose
    ten's cute nose Day ago

    the funniest part about this was the cameraman laughing lmfaooo

  • ten's cute nose
    ten's cute nose Day ago

    for the people who want to know abt the guy speaking in a foreign language (italian)
    “do you know where philadelphia is?”
    “in the fridge”
    (philadelphia is a kind of cheese)

  • Roos Rommens
    Roos Rommens Day ago

    An Irish dude walks out of a bar

  • wa aa
    wa aa Day ago

    What is yellow and turns red if you press the button?

    A ckick in a blender

  • Alex
    Alex Day ago

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    Ellen

  • Itsuki Kusakabe
    Itsuki Kusakabe Day ago

    1:53 omg I actually laughed so hard xD 😂

  • I love JENLISA
    I love JENLISA 2 days ago

    5:07 sorry, I liked that joke

  • I love JENLISA
    I love JENLISA 2 days ago

    4:17 she's cute

  • psychedelicpunkable
    psychedelicpunkable 2 days ago

    The woman at 2:20 is probably the pretties person ive ever seen

  • LeahGrace Walker
    LeahGrace Walker 2 days ago

    Why was tommy the T. rex sad?
    Bc his whole family died

  • LeahGrace Walker
    LeahGrace Walker 2 days ago

    Why was the little boy crying?

    Because there was a frog stapled to his face

  • Buttstallion
    Buttstallion 2 days ago

    4:55
    Why is six afraid of 7
    Because seven is a six offender

  • State
    State 2 days ago

    2:55 her uh teeth are so big 🙂

  • Juliana Sanchez
    Juliana Sanchez 2 days ago +1

    5:50 😂

  • Juliana Sanchez
    Juliana Sanchez 2 days ago +1

    5:19 😂

  • joe murrell
    joe murrell 2 days ago

    Whats the definition of sickness?


    Fingering your little sister and finding your dads wedding ring

  • Mohammed Haider Khalid
    Mohammed Haider Khalid 2 days ago +2

    5:22 OMG XD

  • Fancy_ Llie
    Fancy_ Llie 2 days ago

    0:54 😂

  • The Italian Snob
    The Italian Snob 2 days ago

    It's probably for the better that they didn't translate the Italian joke

  • Janine V
    Janine V 2 days ago

    HUMPTY DUMPTY

  • Wtf did i just watch

    whats faster than a black kid running down the street with your tv? his brother with your xbox

  • Kourtnie Buckmaster
    Kourtnie Buckmaster 2 days ago

    The FUCKING BLONDE WITH THE ANT JOKE 😂💀 MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE AN HOUR

  • Yasmin Aisyah
    Yasmin Aisyah 2 days ago

    Black White,black white,black white... What is that?
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    A rolling penguin 🐧

  • Maria Isabel
    Maria Isabel 2 days ago

    All these jokes were trash

  • Hustle
    Hustle 2 days ago

    I laughed my ass off and ended up spitting on my phone. What do you call a cheap circumcision a ripoff

  • I’m Daria
    I’m Daria 2 days ago +2

    I was driving past a cemetery and my father said to me "I know something about this cemetery. People in this town can't be burried here." I asked "Why?" He looked at me and in the most solemn way he said: "Because they're still alive."

  • HeyItsHollie
    HeyItsHollie 2 days ago

    4:55
    “I assume it’s because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.”
    COMMENT IF U GET THE REFERENCE LOL

  • Katrina Oliveros
    Katrina Oliveros 2 days ago

    To the lady/person staff laughing out loud, thank you for telling me that the joke is funny.... Hehehe

  • Ono I dropped my Baguette

    Oh got the one in the end card made me cringe so hard

  • Normally Unusual
    Normally Unusual 2 days ago

    Tell me a joke: “my credit score” 😹

  • Cameron Jones
    Cameron Jones 2 days ago

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Not your dad...

  • Louis Mireles
    Louis Mireles 2 days ago

    “What does ‘idk’ stand for?”


    “Oh my god, nobody knows!”

  • Descriptive Louis
    Descriptive Louis 2 days ago +1

    How do 2 cops change a lightbulb?

    They don't, they just beat the room for being black.

  • Zakdraws
    Zakdraws 2 days ago

    soo what do i do if i wanna know these people's social handles 😂😂

  • Jickamanger
    Jickamanger 2 days ago

    3:55 the only one that genuinely made me laugh

  • 물생
    물생 3 days ago

    A guy forgot to change his G string


    Don't worry it was his guitar.

  • manya lohan
    manya lohan 3 days ago +2

    where does the cow go for fun



    to the mooooovies XD

  • Max Ryan
    Max Ryan 3 days ago

    I spit my food out laughng at "I dont know but here it comes again"

  • P B J
    P B J 3 days ago

    So Hellen Keller walked into a bar....


    Then a chair, then a table

  • P B J
    P B J 3 days ago +1

    What’s yellow and can’t swim?



    A bus full of children

  • Jimin's Wife
    Jimin's Wife 3 days ago +1

    Someone : hit or miss
    Me : hit or miss, what?
    Someone : oh shit! I don't remember the rest of the lyrics!
    Me : but I wanna be tracer!!!
    Someone : ....umm..who is tracer?
    Me : **Your Dead to me**


    ok I'll go now.....

  • Newton Sparetire
    Newton Sparetire 3 days ago

    What is a pregnancy scare in its simplest form?



    A misconception.

  • Kyle Ramnath
    Kyle Ramnath 3 days ago +7

    Alickalotapuss is a weird Dinasour

  • Amourr Kayy
    Amourr Kayy 3 days ago

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?




    A: I-lick-a-lot-o-puss
    I STARTED DYING LMSOSOSOSKAKAAK

  • fati summer
    fati summer 3 days ago

    the husband wanted to surprise the wife by some choclate and put it in his pant pocket , the husband smile while the wife took the pant for the laundry after some time the wife angry runing and said to husband " what the fuck ,did u poop in your pant

  • Growing up Undraya Lance

    0:56 😂😭

  • KoalaGamer328
    KoalaGamer328 3 days ago

    What do my life and a game of tennis have in common?
    Love means nothing

  • Happy Pigy
    Happy Pigy 3 days ago

    1:50 Was waiting for that one

  • Piggly Wiggly 3784
    Piggly Wiggly 3784 3 days ago

    This is what happens when you sensor comedians

  • Wyatt Eells
    Wyatt Eells 3 days ago

    what do you call 5 black people having sex?



    a threesome.

  • T. R. Maxime
    T. R. Maxime 3 days ago

    Yo mama so ugly that she's really your daddy, and your real mamas his mama😂😂😂😂😂

  • Anonymous Giraffe
    Anonymous Giraffe 3 days ago

    My credit score 😂😂

  • Diamond Lasagna
    Diamond Lasagna 3 days ago +1

    LITERALLY NO FUCKS GIVEN SHE SAID MY LIFE I’m fucking wheezing 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • Νικολας Νοσης

    Two friends speak each other...
    -how do you see lesbian relationships?
    -full HD
    Hahahahahah

  • Its Maddie
    Its Maddie 3 days ago

    *cringeee* « knock knock, ... YOUR MAMA »😂

  • Jerry Pancakes
    Jerry Pancakes 3 days ago +5

    Who else laughed at the “anti-joke”?😂

  • Никита Семёнов

    What can be said about the gynecologist?
    What?
    Works where was born

  • Madi Paige
    Madi Paige 3 days ago

    I will fuck a mother fucker up over Michael Jackson

  • Chad Lawhorn
    Chad Lawhorn 4 days ago

    What's the difference between feminism and cancer...


    ...NOTHING

  • Moon Ecliptic
    Moon Ecliptic 4 days ago

    I did not laugh at any of these.

  • leim gray
    leim gray 4 days ago

    - Tell me a joke
    - My life
    LMAO SAMEEEEE

  • Simply Kendall_
    Simply Kendall_ 4 days ago

    1:54 how 2k18 hit me 😂😂

  • chianara
    chianara 4 days ago

    “How do you get a nun pregnant”
    “How”
    “ You dress her up like an alter boy”
    Well fuck😭😂😂

  • It’s Denariaaa
    It’s Denariaaa 4 days ago

    “It makes my son giggle like a BITCH” 😂😂😂

  • Hayden Le
    Hayden Le 4 days ago

    *Ligma balls*

  • Shabooby Shwa
    Shabooby Shwa 4 days ago

    I WHEEZED AT THE SWAN ONE FOR SOME REASON

  • Kamsat Gozegelen
    Kamsat Gozegelen 4 days ago

    Editing sucks

  • Ms Brownie
    Ms Brownie 4 days ago +1

    There was a Chinese ting called ting

  • Janelle Bules
    Janelle Bules 4 days ago

    Best Pick up line: You reminds me of the 20 letters of the alphabet. There's 26 letters in the alphabet. Oh sorry I forgot the u r a q t. That's only 25 letters. You'll get the d later 😂😂

  • D.L.C.
    D.L.C. 4 days ago

    What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?



    Watch me kick this bucket. It’s an anti joke

  • Pickle and Potato gaming

    I got one
    There were two ppl living in a building on the 102 floor with no elevator
    The climes the first
    Second third and so on at the 101 floor one said to the other I got two news a good and a bad one
    He said start with the good
    He said there is only one floor left
    And the bad?
    We are on the wrong building

    This made me laugh so much

  • BetcoTime
    BetcoTime 4 days ago

    5:08 your welcome

  • Lizzie Curry
    Lizzie Curry 4 days ago

    They all have these cute little proud smiles and it's so pure wtf

  • Blu Moo
    Blu Moo 4 days ago

    A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He says "Five bears please."

  • madison benton
    madison benton 4 days ago

    The first one made me laugh so hard 😂

  • Wimsem - Tekenen & Knutselen

    do you know the joke about the toilet
    no cuz the door was locked