Everything Wrong With Star Trek Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Dec 13, 2016
  • Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.
    Thursday: Another space movie.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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  • Mr. Carroll Ware
    Mr. Carroll Ware 3 hours ago

    Sin Kirk is going straight to vice admiral skipping rear admiral.

  • You're Right but...
    You're Right but... 8 hours ago

    Without even watching...you know its going to say LOGO's

  • Daryl Kelly
    Daryl Kelly 2 days ago

    do you even dictionary dipshit

  • Achilles Johnson
    Achilles Johnson 3 days ago

    “Enterprise is the fastest ship”- ...*CBS invents the spore drive...

  • Wewin 7697
    Wewin 7697 3 days ago

    1:54 its not actually night its just the space.

  • SeniorRouge
    SeniorRouge 3 days ago +1

    JJ Abrams ruined Star Trek

  • Venture Forth
    Venture Forth 4 days ago

    One sin for you for not mentioning that Star Trek ripped off the death to aliens via loud music plot from Mars Attacks

  • Christopher Watters
    Christopher Watters 7 days ago +1

    Why would Hikaru Sulu being gay in a Star Trek movie be the antithesis of "acting?" Does George Takei know about this? Or was J J Abrams correct in his assertion that Spock would be the only personality of a character that could truly subsist in this universe? Once again, I hope that these people are wrong.

    • Shane  Hudson
      Shane Hudson 6 days ago

      Takei has been on the record as being against Sulu being gay.

  • Sean Wilson
    Sean Wilson 9 days ago

    0:37 okay, i shoulda raised an eyebrow to this particular scene the first day you posted this sin video. of course, it's a great scene and all, but still, you're telling me that Kirk never knew the actual size of those fuckers from the very beginning? he literally just put on his "WTF face" right he saw they were tiny. and i'm like doing a similar face as well, but because how the fuck could Kirk be so surprised by this?

  • Emperor Constantine 1.
    Emperor Constantine 1. 9 days ago +1

    The long life argument is debunked by the local pirates and such whom crash landed and later got caught to be drained and he takes on the looks of them.
    Boom, 1 sin off.

  • Frap The Mighty
    Frap The Mighty 12 days ago

    over 2 years late, but just got to 5:22, if they don't do an out-take with Jim Carrey's Riddler saying "I'm... COUNTING ON IT," I'm sinning CinemaSins.

  • H.D. Armstrong
    H.D. Armstrong 13 days ago

    I'm okay with them destroying the Enterprise, after all, there are plenty of letters left in the alphabet, but what about the other ships like the Reliant, the Kyushu and the Tolstoy? Are those ships getting rebuilt as well?

  • T Mo T
    T Mo T 14 days ago

    Do you like the movies you've taken a sin off of more than the movies that have no sins off?

  • Michael Enquist
    Michael Enquist 14 days ago

    Interchangeable? As in, "not suitable to be changed?" It's an honest enough mistake, but you clearly meant, "interchangeative," and whoever wrote the script or edited the video thinks the two words are inoperable.

  • Kellie Thornton
    Kellie Thornton 16 days ago +1

    I think that's the most sins I've seen y'all remove.

  • milkmanv1
    milkmanv1 16 days ago +1

    You know this movie rules when it gets many sins off for being awesome

  • Daniel Pond
    Daniel Pond 17 days ago

    JJ abrams or whoever chose to use beastie boys just destroyed all of Star Trek. In the third verse of the beastie boys intergalactic, The lead singer says “pinch his neck like my spock.”

  • Artur Wojtczak
    Artur Wojtczak 18 days ago

    sin #44 is bogus, holograms are photons and forcefields, so of course physical contact is possible. just think of it, 95% of Quark's holosuite business is based on physical contact

  • a a
    a a 19 days ago

    I went to theatre to see this movie in theatre. Dont remember none of it maybe some motor cycles im not sure.

  • Kintheknigh
    Kintheknigh 19 days ago

    Sound cant travel through space?

    • Kintheknigh
      Kintheknigh 15 days ago

      @UnitSe7en yeah,thats what i mean. basickly the biggest sin of would be the last scean. everyone would be dead. LMAO

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en 16 days ago

      Correction: Sound can't travel in a _vacuum._

  • Logan Lopez
    Logan Lopez 19 days ago +1

    WAIT STAR TRECK HAD SOMEONE GAY?
    Geez...here I thought it was perfect...but no movie is without sin I guess...

    • Kylo_ Ren518
      Kylo_ Ren518 18 days ago

      It is perfect, you're a little slow, kid. This is star trek, not star wars, try to keep up.....

  • Christopher Watters
    Christopher Watters 20 days ago +7

    Eight sins revoked in a Star Trek movie?!?!? Will We Find Hope in the Impossible... or WHAT!?!?!?!?...

  • Bradley Coates
    Bradley Coates 21 day ago

    This is my FREE art-house film " Beneath the kingdom of GODMA " This film features real life zombies, vampirism, ghosts, possession, nightmares, poverty, a lot of original Rock music, a few laughs and long strolls through the streets of Toronto. Starring "Speedy" from Love Guru.usclip.net/video/vq7PUZB5gf0/video.html

  • B S
    B S 22 days ago

    9:43 still highly advanced medical equipment even if it's outdated in modern times

  • B S
    B S 22 days ago

    8:46 imagine trying to get that idea to work on an even bigger like the enterprise while it's flying crazy fast through sky and space

  • B S
    B S 22 days ago

    8:27 the did crash around the same area

  • B S
    B S 22 days ago

    7:29 she isn't good she made up the captive crew story because she's actually part of krall's crew and is evil

  • Darryl Wilson
    Darryl Wilson 25 days ago

    You did good on this one yet your slacking with all your new money. Bird Man is on the rise and making the sky Black against you with good reason.

  • redcardinalist
    redcardinalist 25 days ago

    As Scotty might say "pish writing is pish"

  • TheDroidBay
    TheDroidBay 25 days ago

    Dressing Jaylah in white and putting her on a white sofa. IDK if thats a sin or not but it looked good and made me want ice cream

  • Cnn is Fakenews
    Cnn is Fakenews 26 days ago

    God I hate this movie, The cast, the story. All the the actresses were either horrible or not in it for more than 20 seconds.

  • Darth Bane
    Darth Bane 26 days ago

    I'm glad there wont be anymore movies. I hated all of them. Also not surprised Chris Pine is actually a dumb ass liberal. I will never watch this sad excuse of a star trek reboot ever.

    Only part I liked in this stupid movie was hearing the voice actor for Ren from mass effect.

  • K Kundera
    K Kundera 27 days ago

    This JAR JAR ABRAMS (I know he didn’t direct but he’s responsible) fanfiction is NOT Star Trek. It’s kids playing Star Trek.

  • Tristyn Russelo
    Tristyn Russelo 28 days ago

    UHF frequencies are not audible to the human ear. Transmitting UHF does not require music.
    Simply playing music cannot produce UHF frequencies to kill the enemy fleet.
    While TV signals used to be broadcast using UHF, humans could not hear the broadcast without a television set to convert the UHF signal to visual and audio that we can hear.

  • Reincarnated PewDiePie
    Reincarnated PewDiePie 28 days ago +1

    4:42 You did not call that lifeless

  • St. Carr
    St. Carr 28 days ago

    That’s the most sins I’ve seen taken off a movie. It was a pretty good movie.

  • Noah Sullivan
    Noah Sullivan 28 days ago +1

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  • NiK Volt
    NiK Volt 29 days ago

    HA! And MC Hammer reference. 3 sins off!

  • Dragon Rider
    Dragon Rider Month ago

    8:39 They are not allowed to have cloaking devices om there ships

  • The Doreman
    The Doreman Month ago

    Making the sip invisible to the eye doesn't make it invisible to a ships scaners

  • Carl Magrath
    Carl Magrath Month ago

    After 4.26 of How Fucking Fast I Can Read This Bullshit, I gave up. WTF are you on? Are you practicing for the US SPEED TALKING OLYMPICS
    I'm going back to a slower pace movie mistakes where they aren't in a race to piss off viewers

  • LadyQ onIMVU
    LadyQ onIMVU Month ago

    star trek vibe .. no lost in space vibe.. J2 crashing

  • Wes Prang
    Wes Prang Month ago +2

    Not even 30 seconds in, and you already take sins off. And a sin off for sped up footage of something they said they wouldn't do?
    Damn it, Jim! I'm a Star Trek fan, not a trash collector!

  • united with britian

    This movies is the same post 2010 Cinema tripe that floods the movie market today. Writing and character development are horrible and rely on extended action sequences to replace storyline. Storyline obviously being geared to set up for aforesaid overused action sequences. This is not a Star Trek only sin however. Marvel universe is nothing more than the same script set on repeat, I got tired of Batman after the Nolan Trilogy (Which was very good by the way) and how many times are we going to visit a present Star Wars incarnation that looks like it was filmed and written by someone with severe ADHD. Gone are the days of epic storytelling like Wrath of Khan or original sci fi ideas like "The Matrix". Right now the Silver Screen is the most mediocre it has ever been and its not just a JJ verse issue.

  • Mike Wazowski
    Mike Wazowski Month ago

    I liked individual scenes but the movie as a whole sucks
    Is it just me, or are the drones highly illogical? They are all the same size, so when they impact on a ship they are expecting that the walls of the ship are the same thickness and made of the same material.

  • Maris Toomikas
    Maris Toomikas Month ago

    I say that my favourite star trek movie is Star Trek: Insurrection because I love TNG! They shoud do it too!😃

  • Dan Boyle
    Dan Boyle Month ago

    Why Bones "rummaged through Chekov's locker" is probably because he's the chief medical officer and someone had to inventory his belongings.
    Why he kept it, however, is nearly unconscionable.
    You were never in the military, were you?

    • Wes Prang
      Wes Prang Month ago

      Wouldn't that be a job for Security, not Medical?

  • Erasmus SixFiftyFour

    X-SPORTS. Fucking idiotically insulting movie.

  • Freak Azoid
    Freak Azoid Month ago +2

    Jaylah is hands down the most awesome, and Hottest character to ever Trek in the Stars of Trekking.

  • CMDR Halofanatiks
    CMDR Halofanatiks Month ago +1

    @CinemaSins look up the treaty of Algeron

    • blupunk01
      blupunk01 28 days ago

      The Treaty of Algeron would be signed in 2311 after the Tomed Incident. This movie takes place in 2263, and for that matter in a timeline that was radically altered in 2233 so that incident may never even occur.

  • Thomas Bartelt
    Thomas Bartelt Month ago

    GOOD POINT!!!

  • rate eightx
    rate eightx Month ago +1

    Is This A Record-Breaking Number Of Signs Off? Most I've Ever Seen.

  • Alex Jack
    Alex Jack Month ago

    Correction: In Star Trek TNG it is confirmed in "The Pegasus" that cloaking has been invented and reinvented multiple times within Starfleet and other Federation Science circles. It has never been implemented as, up until that episode, it had been next to impossible to do so on a moving object. Jaylah could set them up as the ship was stationary, and you see them fail/glitch even with slight movement. It also violated the Algeron Treaty in later reincarnations of ST, hence why it has never been used by Starfleet.

    • Wes Prang
      Wes Prang Month ago

      The Federation had cloaking tech since the TOS episode "The Enterprise Incident".

  • Sarah Somerson
    Sarah Somerson Month ago

    No the people that died wher ingered

  • Colin Happ
    Colin Happ Month ago

    Do everything wrong with the Slender man movie please.

  • JAGExecutiveServicesInc

    This falls in line with Star Trek lll when Kirk destroys the Enterprise

  • LKNANML
    LKNANML Month ago

    LOL. That's it we are not building any more Enterprises you keep "clean" them all up... Closed Captions on.

  • JTR
    JTR Month ago

    its a scene added after chekov died

  • Zap Fernandez
    Zap Fernandez Month ago +1

    4:01 I think the thing we're meant to be moved by is the.. hundreds of people killed?

    • Wes Prang
      Wes Prang Month ago

      Jeremy: "Shiiiiiiip! Noooooooo! Not again!"

  • keiffer white
    keiffer white Month ago

    And the enterprise doesnt require females to wear dresses. Because guys wear them to. Its up to each person to decide.

  • Jonathan Blackbow
    Jonathan Blackbow Month ago

    Makes me wonder if this isn't one of the lowest sin totals for a movie from Everything Wrong with ever.

  • Ryan Downey
    Ryan Downey Month ago

    That whole movie is Russist.

  • John B
    John B Month ago

    Clearly you’ve never known that pieces of ships do survive various forms of destruction. Take the practice carriers that were used in Lake Michigan for training during ww2, plenty sank (with planes on board) and plenty survived.
    Gene Roddenberry and George Takei consulted with project managers at nbc about stating the character was gay, the network agreed but changed position because of Kirk kissing Uhura.
    You’re nitpicky to the point that I think you folks aren’t movie fans.

  • Spinnetti
    Spinnetti Month ago

    One sin for saying "on accident". Its just "accidentally"

  • The Maine Surveyor
    The Maine Surveyor Month ago

    This movie repeats the idea that senior Starfleet officers--except for Kirk--are psychotic, power-mad villains just waiting to explode. See The Doomsday Machine, The Omega Glory, Whom Gods Destroy, and Court Martial. And that's just from the Original Series! (Imagine: Captain Merik--Bread and Circuses--failed the psychological test but Ron Tracey passed! Merik must have been _really_ unstable!)

  • Matilda Muller
    Matilda Muller Month ago

    Ha not Oscar Issac

  • Maestro Jack
    Maestro Jack 2 months ago

    Star Nerds

  • Frank Bowman
    Frank Bowman 2 months ago +5

    When I look at Star Trek 2009, Star Trek Into Darkness, Star Beyond, and Star Trek Discovery, the only one that feels like REAL Star Trek is Star Trek Beyond.

    • LKNANML
      LKNANML Month ago

      Yep. Took them some time to figure out what made the TV series popular and that's what made this movie so good. It plays like a long episode from TOS. That and a good bad guy. 2009. Bad bad guy. Darkness. No. Just NOOOOOO!

  • Ryno Opperman
    Ryno Opperman 2 months ago +1

    Even though I have watched every movie and TV Show
    I have for a long time called them the The crew of the USS "Clueless" not Enterprise :-) Trust and blindly walks into every every situation.
    Destroys every Enterprise in every movie, their Insurance must be through the roof hahaha

    • Wes Prang
      Wes Prang Month ago

      A Captain and half his bridge crew beam down to a planet no one has ever seen before.
      What could possibly go wrong?

  • Sun Jara
    Sun Jara 2 months ago

    14:35 'That belongs' what now?