Everything Wrong With Star Trek Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Published on Dec 13, 2016
  • Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.
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  • alekesam
    alekesam 3 days ago

    I actually really liked this one. Of the Abrahmsverse Treks, it's the one closest to the original timeline. I like the first and third one. The second one had nice ideas but the execution missed the mark.

  • Marc Braun
    Marc Braun 7 days ago +1

    Best Star Trek movie since Star Trek 6!

  • Joel T
    Joel T 8 days ago

    In the reboots the Enterprise has gotten its butt kicked. Every. Single. Time...

  • Kris Langley
    Kris Langley 12 days ago

    Still laughing about the line about the green hand, its appearance in the end credits, and the nod to the opening act of the Original Series episode "Who Mourns for Adonais" - with the giant green projected force field hand of Apollo.

  • cmdr lee
    cmdr lee 23 days ago

    Your abundance of vulger language does not instill a sense of anticipation in your revelation of this movie's shortcomings so when I see it I will enjoy it on it's own merits

  • Alex
    Alex 29 days ago

    Its not that the Federation didn’t have cloaking technology. They just were not allowed to implement it because of a treaty with the Romulans or Klingons... I forget which...

  • MilesEdgeworth129
    MilesEdgeworth129 Month ago

    I think the part where Bones fixes Spock's injury after landing would've been worth a couple sins off, especially with Spock's delivery of "horse shit!"

  • Richard Lahan
    Richard Lahan Month ago

    Pretty much the entire Kelvin timeline was a mistake.

  • DarthLucifer08
    DarthLucifer08 Month ago

    One sin off for "Is that classical music?"

  • Carmen D-G
    Carmen D-G Month ago

    Scotty you f*cking liar

  • Legasov
    Legasov Month ago

    He's talking about the odds of landing close and completely ignores the fact 3 of them were let off in capsules very close together very close to the surface, making the odds pretty high of being close together if they just plummeted

  • Vincent Vega
    Vincent Vega Month ago

    These holographic cloaking technology wouldn´t work on ships because a holograph doesn´t mask the warp signature aso. so the enemy ships sensors would be able to see the ship no problem. Maybe when you somehow get the shields to deflect the enemys sensors but...damn the ST nerd in me is strong.^^

  • Frank Berst
    Frank Berst Month ago

    Okay could we JUST FOR ONCE have a Star Trek movie where the Enterprise DOESN'T somehow get destroyed??? It's becoming a really worn out plot trope with Abrams. Otherwise the next films might as well be titled Star Trek: Into The Alphabet and Star Trek: Beyond Repair

  • Dr. killpatient
    Dr. killpatient Month ago

    The guy who plays Spock is gay too, so why isn't Spock gay ????

  • Kieran Nicholls
    Kieran Nicholls Month ago

    Actually they wouldn't be able to stand still if the ship wasn't spinning... my biggest gripe with the whole star trek thing is people walking down corridors or standing still while the ship is in a fixed position. No inertial force means no gravity on a spacecraft :)

  • Jakob Cohen
    Jakob Cohen Month ago

    HOLY CRAP, LAKMASHI 2 FROM DESTINY IS IN THIS MOVIE!

  • mbntr
    mbntr Month ago

    To be an a**hole, federation has cloaking technology, but it doesn’t use it because it could cause a war with the romulans

  • fin screenname
    fin screenname Month ago

    When the hull is breached by the hive ships a forcefield would have gone up around it preventing the loss of atmosphere. Been times whole parts of the ship have been missing and nothing but a forcefield between them and space. Another sin off.

  • maxhck04
    maxhck04 Month ago

    17:24 xDDD

  • TAVOR VICEROY VALDOR

    as a treki I son't think that beastie boys song in battle doesn't give out the ominous feeling you are supposed to get, this type of enterprise is a big space highschool with the most popular kids on the bridge or the most senior rank, that movie series doesn't follow the stoic vibe of the original, TNG, DS9, and Voyager. The actor personality's are juvenile and reckless and not showing the hart breaking dramatical scenes that the OG and TNG show,this makes the audience feel the characters pain,anxiety, and self sacrifice. Instead its a big party with a narcissistic captain Kirk, a always clumsy Scotte, also this Spock is like a super hero with super stamina, dead aim, and a different personality all together, I will watch them for a cool CGFX show but as far as the plot or the acting skills of the main characters shows that non of them were ever into star trek and nether was the director, even the script writers took elements of the star trek encyclopedia without watching every episode that is available on netflix, if they don't fall in love with the NCC 1701 A Enterprise of a Constitution class starship yet they redesigned it to look more like a small NCC 1701 Enterprise E a Sovereign with a later version of the warp nacelles from Star Trek 2. Sorry but the only prerequisite of the director and screen play designer, along with the script author ALL MUST BE TREKKIES or it simply doesn't work for true Trekkies like myself that watched every sunday a new TNG episode then DS9, this is how I learned English when I was 10yo, when me and my mom flew to the US for good I knew how to say tee and coffee only, so it took me 4 years to learn on my own, the ESL classes sucked because they didn't have a Polish Speaker only Spanish ESL teachers back in San Diego.

  • Gary Wastle
    Gary Wastle Month ago

    One sin added for saying “on complete accident” instead of the grammatically preferable “completely by accident” but then one sin removed for referencing the movie “Sneakers”.

  • Larry Barthel
    Larry Barthel Month ago

    "I don't think any of us care that Scotty is straight. But the problem is, assuming that because James Doohan was straight and therefore the character he made popular is straight is kinda silly, and the antithesis of acting."

  • dragare slayer
    dragare slayer Month ago

    16:27 I really wonder if Starfleet really thinks that sometimes

  • Stefan Spiess
    Stefan Spiess Month ago +4

    It felt pretty fresh, creative and original on my first watch. Seeing as Simon Pegg co-wrote the script, that makes sense but still

  • ILOVEJETTROOPER
    ILOVEJETTROOPER 2 months ago

    2:03 Is, is that Admiral Raan??

  • Jackson Kelly
    Jackson Kelly 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who never understands the sentences

  • Jim Applebee
    Jim Applebee 2 months ago +1

    So the sentence for this one is Ceti Alpha V & the sentence for The wrath of Khan is Ceti Alpha VI. Was that intentional?

  • ShroudedWolf51
    ShroudedWolf51 2 months ago

    Star Trek: Generations is still far better than any of this Abrams nonsense.

  • blountman747
    blountman747 2 months ago

    I know about the only way I thought that was a good movie I hope I'm not

  • Jove Sun
    Jove Sun 2 months ago

    EWW First Contact. Do it.

  • j rok
    j rok 2 months ago +2

    you're really just a headass for the sulu comment. That was a tribute to him.
    adjective
    1.
    MEDICINE
    not able to be suitably operated on.
    "inoperable cancer of the pancreas"
    synonyms: untreatable, incurable, beyond cure, beyond surgery, irremediable; More
    2.
    not able to be operated.
    "the airfield was bombed and made inoperable"
    synonyms: unusable, out of action, out of order, out of service, not in service, not operative, not in operation, not working, nonactive, unable to be used
    "the airfield was bombed and left inoperable"

    He has a vendetta towards starfleet, therefore anyone whos in starfleet, IE KIRK.
    Pretty sure there was a thing where some factions agreed against using cloak technology. Could be wrong.

  • Mark Richards
    Mark Richards 2 months ago

    What a shitshow of a movie.

  • Mosstone
    Mosstone 2 months ago

    Has anyone noticed that all three of Jar-Jar's Star Trek movie plots are revenge driven?

  • 32alltheway
    32alltheway 2 months ago

    Strippers, drugs, bikers, violence and a never ending party. Down the Lane takes you through Niagara Falls, Canada, to all the spots the tourists never get to see. A fast paced ride of terror, broken alliance and shattered alliances awaits Down the Lane.

  • Death Shock
    Death Shock 2 months ago

    12:36 he was thinking of white castle

  • Proxximo Amandil
    Proxximo Amandil 2 months ago +3

    Unfortunately Leonard and Anton already have gone beyond.

  • Shug
    Shug 2 months ago

    Good now do dead man's shoes

  • Robert Dunbar
    Robert Dunbar 2 months ago

    Sin 8: why do they have both trasnporters and trains
    Answer: because maybe you need higher clearance to use the transporter and the train is for the general public

    • David Schulz
      David Schulz 2 months ago

      Or maybe because if you actually watch star trek there are still people even in the 24th century who dont like using transporters. You see this several times in TOS and even in TNG, DS9, and Voyager

  • Ryan Aracena
    Ryan Aracena 2 months ago +1

    Careful what you say about Hammer. Just ask Redman

  • S. Smith
    S. Smith 3 months ago

    The only thing wrong with Star Trek Beyond is that it was made. You know...like The Last Jedi.

  • Hard Rock's Cafe
    Hard Rock's Cafe 3 months ago

    An entirely unnecessary reboot of my least favorite movie in the series.

  • Cosmic Nava
    Cosmic Nava 3 months ago

    A sin should have been added for the main villains being actual humans who somehow learned a new language only they share.

  • goldeneddie
    goldeneddie 3 months ago

    Just watched this movie... really lacked depth.... lost concentration a lot... but tell me, did the Enterprise really fly UNDERWATER at Yorktown? Really?!

  • Sidhanth Mishra
    Sidhanth Mishra 3 months ago

    How much more shitty can this reboot get?? Jaylah was the only saving grace in this disaster

  • Joe Palermo
    Joe Palermo 3 months ago

    Every thing wrong with Cinema Sins ! Must not get laid very much

  • Dr. Dro jondro
    Dr. Dro jondro 3 months ago

    Exsponica hahah great

  • Mr. Carroll Ware
    Mr. Carroll Ware 3 months ago +1

    Sin Kirk is going straight to vice admiral skipping rear admiral.

  • You're Right but...
    You're Right but... 3 months ago +1

    Without even watching...you know its going to say LOGO's

  • Daryl Kelly
    Daryl Kelly 3 months ago

    do you even dictionary dipshit

  • Achilles Johnson
    Achilles Johnson 3 months ago

    “Enterprise is the fastest ship”- ...*CBS invents the spore drive...

  • Wewin 7697
    Wewin 7697 3 months ago

    1:54 its not actually night its just the space.

  • SeniorRouge
    SeniorRouge 3 months ago +1

    JJ Abrams ruined Star Trek

  • Venture Forth
    Venture Forth 3 months ago

    One sin for you for not mentioning that Star Trek ripped off the death to aliens via loud music plot from Mars Attacks

  • Christopher Watters
    Christopher Watters 3 months ago +1

    Why would Hikaru Sulu being gay in a Star Trek movie be the antithesis of "acting?" Does George Takei know about this? Or was J J Abrams correct in his assertion that Spock would be the only personality of a character that could truly subsist in this universe? Once again, I hope that these people are wrong.

    • Shane  Hudson
      Shane Hudson 3 months ago

      Takei has been on the record as being against Sulu being gay.

  • Sean Wilson
    Sean Wilson 3 months ago

    0:37 okay, i shoulda raised an eyebrow to this particular scene the first day you posted this sin video. of course, it's a great scene and all, but still, you're telling me that Kirk never knew the actual size of those fuckers from the very beginning? he literally just put on his "WTF face" right he saw they were tiny. and i'm like doing a similar face as well, but because how the fuck could Kirk be so surprised by this?

  • Emperor Constantine 1.
    Emperor Constantine 1. 3 months ago +1

    The long life argument is debunked by the local pirates and such whom crash landed and later got caught to be drained and he takes on the looks of them.
    Boom, 1 sin off.

  • Frap The Mighty
    Frap The Mighty 3 months ago +1

    over 2 years late, but just got to 5:22, if they don't do an out-take with Jim Carrey's Riddler saying "I'm... COUNTING ON IT," I'm sinning CinemaSins.

  • H.D. Armstrong
    H.D. Armstrong 3 months ago

    I'm okay with them destroying the Enterprise, after all, there are plenty of letters left in the alphabet, but what about the other ships like the Reliant, the Kyushu and the Tolstoy? Are those ships getting rebuilt as well?

  • T Mo T
    T Mo T 3 months ago

    Do you like the movies you've taken a sin off of more than the movies that have no sins off?

  • Kellie Thornton
    Kellie Thornton 3 months ago +1

    I think that's the most sins I've seen y'all remove.