Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

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  • Published on Jul 26, 2018
  • Trump and the EU's tariff reciprocation is as much a trade war as a competition of 'anything you can do, I can do dumber.'
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  • Glory M
    Glory M Hour ago

    I love the well deserved shade shunted to the fool and irritating as hell P Morgan 🎯👏🏿👏🏿👍🏻👍🏻

  • Adrian Quilantan
    Adrian Quilantan Hour ago

    That is how he plans to pay for the tax cuts and he is just saying trade war to cover it.

  • William Thomas
    William Thomas 5 hours ago

    If trump stops this trade war he is a moron like the Demtards

  • d c
    d c 10 hours ago +1

    How sad...the USA has a tyrannical monster for a president and a disgusting, perverted computer-hacking voyeur for a late night talk show host, who night after night spits out redundant stupid jokes about the president, instead of coming up with new material!
    They do however, both have something in common---they both have mommy issues that they need to deal with.

  • Rodger Williams
    Rodger Williams Day ago

    So many uneducated libtards on here, waste of skin

  • Rodger Williams
    Rodger Williams Day ago

    Trump is kicking ass and not looking back. Fuck the media and Hollywood. Colbert would get his ass kicked in a debate with Trump.

  • Donald Hast
    Donald Hast 2 days ago

    moron stump

  • anthony wong
    anthony wong 2 days ago

    "Our politicians are stupid. And the Mexican government is much smarter, much sharper, much more cunning. And they send the bad one's over because they don't want to pay for them. They don't want to take care of them. Why should they when the stupid leaders of the United States will do it for them?" - Donald Trump.
    I rest my case.

  • ASHOKE SARKAR
    ASHOKE SARKAR 2 days ago

    Trump got to go for the sake of mankind

  • Ivor Chestycoff
    Ivor Chestycoff 2 days ago

    How do you out stupid a knuckle dragging Neanderthal?

  • Edmund Dostoyevsky
    Edmund Dostoyevsky 2 days ago

    I think he handled Mexico fairly well

  • Edmund Dostoyevsky
    Edmund Dostoyevsky 2 days ago

    ...but you’re pretty stupid too...

  • jimmy jimmy
    jimmy jimmy 2 days ago

    Crybaby libs. All you have is your hate. Enjoy.

    • Tamara Kasson
      Tamara Kasson 2 days ago

      jimmy jimmy, The shoe is on your other foot, snowflake.

  • Rks 639
    Rks 639 3 days ago

    Traitor Trump and the Repubes think there above the law..

  • Debbie McCoy
    Debbie McCoy 3 days ago

    Colbert I think you were able to "Out sung" President Trump...have you got any material ??? He's real and a person with faults,.......,You do Better big boy!! I can see you in the Oval Office just making jokes. It's a joke to you but you don't mind receiving for your $$ for nothing but sitting in a chair/ here's an idea : why don't you get up off your "stool of do nothing" and at least support our country by following our President. duh duh dummy MAGA

  • Barry Sheridan
    Barry Sheridan 3 days ago

    Little man with a big mouth

  • Dietitian Ny Fahaverezan' Ny Vesatra

    lol amazing

  • 3 AM
    3 AM 3 days ago

    Hey! What if we get the military to fire a big old supersize bag o' fast food treats in front of the Dumuld? Like a dumb dog, he'll go running, running for a long time, but he'll never find it. If we are lucky, he won't be able to find his way back home.

  • 3 AM
    3 AM 3 days ago

    Donny's syndrome. It's congenital, it's tragic, and it is incurable.

  • Timothy Kozlowski
    Timothy Kozlowski 4 days ago

    Stephen Colbert out stupids Donald Trump every day and night

  • Cathy Hurd
    Cathy Hurd 4 days ago

    We're entering the stage of learned helplessness.

  • Cristina Morris
    Cristina Morris 5 days ago +1

    OH PLEASE THAT WOULD BE HARD TO DO TO OUT STUPID TRUMP DONT THINK HE'S GOT A BRAIN

  • Michal Matas
    Michal Matas 5 days ago

    Any person mentally sound, reading criticism from all world, would voluntarily step down.

  • Françoise Dupré
    Françoise Dupré 5 days ago +1

    That voice, I laugh every time.

  • Bella Rose
    Bella Rose 5 days ago

    Poor man, your God a job thanks to Mr Trump!!! Your mission is attacking him daily. Thanks to him, you got a check. You. CISTA, morning Joe evy HIM!! You would like to be in his position!! Foolish, dream, only dream. You are clown, a thing, items to be used like weapons. Your words are weapon to kill but whatever you said it would be against to you, your bad wishes will come back to you. Poor clown

  • Adam Grigsby
    Adam Grigsby 5 days ago

    Colbert out stupids him every night

  • Ric M.
    Ric M. 6 days ago

    Trump's presidency=stupidest president ever followed by morans

  • Francis Conners
    Francis Conners 6 days ago +4

    At the end of the day, Donny is just a loser, a failure. a punk, a draft dodger. However he is a cult leader. Jim Jones would be proud.

  • Francis Conners
    Francis Conners 6 days ago +16

    Donny's Presidency can be described in one word.....STUPID!!!

  • donjen3
    donjen3 6 days ago +3

    Colbert- "Trump will never be president" HAHAH you fooll !! LOL

  • L P
    L P 6 days ago

    You said thquirt

  • Grackle Zapper
    Grackle Zapper 6 days ago +2

    Two questions:
    Why did any Americans vote for a guy with the I.Q. of a houseplant?
    Why, after 2 years of screw-ups and lies, does anyone still support him?

    • Grackle Zapper
      Grackle Zapper 4 days ago

      @Sandra Gruhle I agree. The logic is there, and a few followers have jumped ship.
      In my experience, only religious fanatics would maintain their position when confronted with contradictory evidence. But even they would abandon a guy who is guilty of adultery and lying.
      So what keeps these people on his side? Are they truly incapable of admitting they were lied to and duped?

    • Sandra Gruhle
      Sandra Gruhle 4 days ago +1

      Grackle Zapper Undereducated, non-thinking members of his base gave up some support when they realized the big tax break really did not affect them (we all knew that already). I would feel sorry for them, but they are products of their own design. Let’s face it: you can’t fix stupid!

    • Francis Conners
      Francis Conners 6 days ago

      Grackie, he was a TV star? That fat little girl was one too.

  • Andres G. Pangilinan

    Ole!

  • Alex Goslar
    Alex Goslar 6 days ago

    To better understand how and why people think differently, it is helpful to have had extended working experience in a country where a different native language is spoken.
    In fact, socioeconomic integration between East and West is accelerating at such a rate that virtually every CEO and entrepreneur should be up to date on changes that are taking place over there.

  • Precioso Jr. Lim
    Precioso Jr. Lim 7 days ago +2

    He starting to blame the next president

  • ÓSCAR ROSALES
    ÓSCAR ROSALES 7 days ago +6

    Dear Twitter.....do Us a favor and delete, block and refrain POTUS from using his account!? PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE!? Gracias!!

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 7 days ago

    0:40 - Wow. That is what 12 year old trolls ALWAYS say: "do it, you won't." On the plus side, donny didn't type "wont!"

  • Steven Charles
    Steven Charles 7 days ago

    Donald Trump is about as subtle as a bull in a china shop.

  • murder junkie
    murder junkie 7 days ago

    cobert makes stupid look easy
    steven ratings are dropping like Hamilton cast members

    • Louis Brugnoni
      Louis Brugnoni 7 days ago +1

      murder junkie It’s Colbert and why are you here and adding to his numbers? Doesn’t Fox News have a lynching or something that’ll entertain you?

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 7 days ago

    I tried putting mascara on my goldfish. Did work for a moment. And the gold fish then died of pink eye. So another experiment failed. Back to the drawing board. Damn...

  • tomasito292
    tomasito292 7 days ago

    JUST goes to show you that any dump fuck can be commander in chief. And what does that say about the people that voted for him

  • Laurie Huntley
    Laurie Huntley 8 days ago

    Trump is destroying the US Farmers . What a Moron

  • anthony thompson
    anthony thompson 8 days ago

    God forbid someone make fun of nanci pelosi

  • anthony thompson
    anthony thompson 8 days ago

    So much bullying here. Making fun of the president I’m offended. This Channel should be demonetized! And banned for bullying and harassment!

  • Hedy Epp
    Hedy Epp 8 days ago

    *LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING ONE HELL OF A JOB YOURSELF, STEVEY BABY ! NOTHING LIKE THE STUPID "POT" CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!! (that's called "projection") ... AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHAT EXACTLY HAVE Y-O-U DONE FOR AMERICA- BESIDES DISSING & LYING ABOUT HER, & GOSSIPING PROPAGANDA .... WHILE TRUMP (AT THE VERY LEAST, HAS MANAGED TO EXPOSE THE RABID SEWER RATS, SNAKES, SKUNKS, & WORMS ~NAMELY YOU AT FAKE-NEWS~ THAT YOU CROW ABOUT ...ANOTHER LUMP OF SHIT STINKING UP AMERICA*

  • Precioso Jr. Lim
    Precioso Jr. Lim 8 days ago +1

    Bang! Loose to all trade he thinks he can win.

  • e schneider
    e schneider 8 days ago

    that’s funny because literally all democrats have done just that!

  • Peter Wang
    Peter Wang 8 days ago

    Lock him up

  • PandaMonium 9
    PandaMonium 9 9 days ago

    My 6mo. Old daughter for president 2020 yall!!!! She cries, poops her pants and gets hella angry when we dont do what she asks.

  • Sophie Peraaud
    Sophie Peraaud 9 days ago

    DUMPY IS A COWARD SISSY BONE SPUR

  • Mr Ricardo very cool Youtuber king

    il out stupid trump

  • wraqi
    wraqi 9 days ago

    Donald trump is illegitimate, time to swear in Hillary

  • Renee Martin
    Renee Martin 9 days ago

    😨😱😨😱!!! WTF... UMM SOOOO
    TIRED & SOOO DONE WITH TRUMP & HIS SHIT!!!💩💩💩

  • Crimadella Phone
    Crimadella Phone 9 days ago

    Democrats, what a waist of life. They should be wrapped in bubble wrap, use ear plugs and very dark sunglasses so when they go out they don't get hurt. F******cry babies, you people truly are pathetic. Trump is going to win 2020, I expect all of you to cry about it.

  • Mr. Name Last Name
    Mr. Name Last Name 10 days ago +3

    ORANGE MAN BAD HAHAHHA >:|

  • Kevin K.
    Kevin K. 10 days ago +2

    And the US citizens pay all of those tariffs. Yes, we are paying for Cadet Bone-Spurs to act like he knows how to do business. Like Casino's, Ties, Mattresses, Water, Steaks, Airlines, etc... ad nauseam. Soy boys are screwed. And I hope they all vote for him from the homeless shelters in 2020. It just keeps getting better and better with this fool.

  • TOMMY VIGIL
    TOMMY VIGIL 10 days ago

    The end result will be a 2nd term, if he can hit China. What is he going to do to your invasive IRS situation, you young buck. It is like prison sex, it is going to happen.

  • James Cronin
    James Cronin 10 days ago

    Donald Trump is not crazy. He's just acting the way any PSYCHOPATH would. Don't think he is a psychopath? Google "20 traits of a psychopath." Once you understand what he is, he is very easy to understand and predict. He does not belong in any public office. He must be lawfully removed from office either through the 25th Amendment or through impeachment proceedings. And it needs to happen yesterday!

  • Martin Ljubic
    Martin Ljubic 10 days ago

    There is none better than Stephen Colbert.
    So don't even try!! Stephen Colbert- he can
    even whistle DIXIE by blowing it out of his
    arse. And pandering to ignorance, again, Stephen Colbert!!

  • Gar Sm
    Gar Sm 11 days ago

    It's quite incredible.

  • Oliver Phippen
    Oliver Phippen 11 days ago

    The left accuses the DON of being a racist
    The DON is very smart
    and smart people have a low tolerance for stupidity
    Negroes embrace stupidity
    Negroes call him a racist for his low tolerance of stupidity ??

  • Qi Huna
    Qi Huna 11 days ago

    *Soy DESTROYS ones thyroid and creates MANBOOBS, fyi!*
    *Just as bad as MSG!!!*
    *PROOF THAT THE U.S DON'T GIVE A RATTS ASS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!!*

  • S L
    S L 12 days ago

    Farmers and the poor! VOTE FOR IDIOT! HE'LL SCREW YOU AND PAY YOU TOO!

  • Majo Gf
    Majo Gf 12 days ago +6

    "Trump normally plays 130 grand to people he screwed" BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • waswestkan
    waswestkan 12 days ago

    Many should be reminding the US electorate, that the Trump family imports fro China, and other nation to which there are" Made in the USA" alternatives available.

  • dmonarre dmonarre
    dmonarre dmonarre 12 days ago

    This is exactly right:
    usclip.net/video/tqqwTgk8ri0/video.html

  • Nick Mckinney
    Nick Mckinney 12 days ago

    So its a good thing for Americsns to buy chineese junk? You get what you pay for.

  • Glacier Nitz-Mecaeant
    Glacier Nitz-Mecaeant 12 days ago

    To this is what I said he's stupid and it's contagious Ron White one said you couldn't fix stupid but I suppose we can become stupid we're following Donald J Trump J by the way mean jerk or perhaps since stormy isn't around him as much maybe it's jerk off Donald jerk off Trump I know one thing for certain the next time I play Euchre or Spades I'm going to call the card that takes the other cards simply the card to take the other cards I will never call it a trump card ever again maybe I'll just give up those games is that what his intention was that's what it is Donald Trump is anti Euchre

  • Glacier Nitz-Mecaeant
    Glacier Nitz-Mecaeant 12 days ago

    Like I said Donald Trump is a a dumbass we already had trade agreements set up with the European Union we didn't really have any tariffs on anything they didn't have any particular tariffs on our stuff but no Donald J Trump Genius of the hour saying that jokingly of course has come along put tariffs on everything who's paying for it we the people not him I don't know if he's wealthy I don't think so I think he's a lying sack of shit

  • Gérard Lefrançois
    Gérard Lefrançois 12 days ago

    Colbert is making a very good show on the best President of the States.

  • Bradkey Williams
    Bradkey Williams 12 days ago +3

    ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS Mr. Stephen Colbert ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS !!

  • Larry Sherrill
    Larry Sherrill 12 days ago +1

    You succeed pretty well and it takes so little effort for you...

  • Larry Sherrill
    Larry Sherrill 12 days ago +1

    Hillary and barry had sold the country under the table and hoped for eight more years to completely sell out the government. They don't want Trump having a relationship with Putin because Putin might find it profitable to talk about Uranium one and Hillary's servers and the democrats involved in making sure the United States never again has the power again to stand against the world government. They will find out that Putin didn't start uranium one but that those in our government in favor of the new world order, outside the United States, sought him and offered to weaken the United States and Hillary in her office at the State Department was in the perfect position to do this. They will do anything to keep Trump and Putin apart so that Putin will not tell Trump the names of those that approached him with the offer. Organized under Barry and HIllary. Follow the money... If you want to see who is really profiting from conspiracy follow the money. All arguments are crap, follow the money. Who is getting rich and from whom...
    The world government will ruin the economy of the United States in any way it can, flooding the nation with workers not qualified to work is just another way. Those in power will have friends in the NWOrder and not lose anything. If you think communism is the way ahead look and see how political strong men always take control and take away your right to say anything. Stalin Killed two hundred and thirty plus million of his own people of anyone who even by rumor disagreed with him. Being white in America will be enough to get you killed, they won't remember whose side you were on because it did not matter in the first place, the whole argument was a lie. When the law is dead and religious law runs the country the communists and sharia law will kill the religions against them, the druggies, the philosophies and then professors by their discipline. The end of your world will bring their Mahadi and heaven.
    If you think you see an enemy of your children in Donald Trump you will find out in the Future how wrong you are when the church is removed

  • Jeff Holden
    Jeff Holden 13 days ago

    Just think Hillary Clinton could have been our President NOT. For the better part of 40 plus years China has taken Billions of dollars away from us so if you think that's fair that's your right ,as for me that's not fair

  • Kurt Beck
    Kurt Beck 13 days ago

    Stephen, you are so funny! Enjoy your show!

  • Sophia Lo
    Sophia Lo 13 days ago

    Right on Stephen Colbert, so funny!!

  • Malik Nielsen
    Malik Nielsen 13 days ago

    America's biggest stupid President ever what d&d have in his Mind pig mind🐖🐽🐷 America's biggest joke Presidents🐖🐖🐽🐷

  • Murad Pervez
    Murad Pervez 13 days ago

    "I LOVE FARMERS, PUM PA RUM PUM PUM PUM.PUM" - Done bro, I Fold. That was amazingly stupidly funny. I wish I could un-hear that, get stoned and hear it then. Hats off sir.

  • John Fay
    John Fay 13 days ago

    You do stupid maybe you should go back to school to become a comedian

  • Happy Plucker
    Happy Plucker 13 days ago

    Moronic is as morons do.

  • Rockstar Phantom
    Rockstar Phantom 13 days ago

    I love all the comments thanking Colbert like he didn't have Trump on his show and never said, "People love the wall." The show is crafted to whatever they think will get them ratings at the time. So settle down.

  • Helen Johnson
    Helen Johnson 13 days ago

    Speaking of stupid. This guy, in his fifties is a talk show host at the bottom of ratings.

  • Chersi Meos
    Chersi Meos 13 days ago +1

    Sir.pleases to get information about me,face to

  • Jim S
    Jim S 13 days ago

    I cant wait for trump to win in 2020 so all you crybabies will have more to cry about your not smart enough to know everybody in between Cal and N Y doesnt bend over for democrats

  • Jim S
    Jim S 13 days ago

    This guys not funny and he has a sick obsession with trump hillary is the crook and this stupid man cant see that

  • Dennis Tienesen
    Dennis Tienesen 13 days ago

    Can't deny US is the country of stupid and fairytales. Flat earth, doomsday preppers... And people like that procreate. Natural selection doesn't seem bad after all.

  • Dennis Tienesen
    Dennis Tienesen 13 days ago

    I bet even his family is making jokes of him at the dinner table 😂

  • *Wonka*
    *Wonka* 13 days ago +1

    Soy Beans ..are filled to the rafters in China..so that one point is a total miss..I agree over the 100 billion to buy heuy choppers..Americans never got a chance on that one and uts roughly $1000 each out of every American citizens pocket..(especially when this billionare refuses to show proof he paid his taxes.. Marveled by his bold blame game but even more so what is in the food in north korea to now be calling kim jung un a friend? Or did he switch you with a clone wtf..not my friend)

  • Donna Eckwortzel
    Donna Eckwortzel 13 days ago

    Have you seen our deficit?! I’d rather not be a stupid American letting countries take advantage of our good will and hardworking Americans. Stupid is letting china steal our engineering patents and work, pay pennies to have it made then dump it in US

  • Jerry Mcguire
    Jerry Mcguire 13 days ago

    Trump is better than you by far clown 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ted cox
    Ted cox 14 days ago

    Stephen Curry, “Come on guys we gotta give Toronto all we, let’s give 110%, but we’ll probably lose.”

  • Bianca C
    Bianca C 14 days ago +1

    United Shates!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Purple Rain
    Purple Rain 14 days ago +2

    Thats right, you will lose everytime.

  • san juanita cruz
    san juanita cruz 14 days ago +5

    Harry Potter
    Really, ? You r suppose to do magic not stupid.✌️

  • Kelly W.
    Kelly W. 14 days ago +1

    Chump is draining hard working American's of their livelihood's while stuffing his pockets!! The RICH are getting RICHER!! COMPLETE CRIMINAL SCUM BAG...

  • ivan cai
    ivan cai 14 days ago

    OMFG, this is so funny! The most powerful man on earth is also the biggest idiot. This is so f..ken sad for humanity.

  • SHC
    SHC 14 days ago

    Colbert no one more stupid than you !!!

  • Jason Cornette
    Jason Cornette 14 days ago

    And i have no idea ehat qualifies this late night clown to comment on anything. Just a paid clown for our entertainment.

  • Alan Clarke
    Alan Clarke 15 days ago

    Uncontested world champion

  • michael preston
    michael preston 15 days ago

    Trump is the King of Stupid !