Don't Even Try To Out Stupid Donald Trump

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  • Published on Jul 26, 2018
  • Trump and the EU's tariff reciprocation is as much a trade war as a competition of 'anything you can do, I can do dumber.'
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  • fried miker
    fried miker 14 minutes ago

    You win the contest every time Colbert. A once very funny and entertaining man now reduced to an idiot.

  • Jean Jarvis
    Jean Jarvis 5 hours ago

    I always loved and admired Steven Colbert. However when I saw him so unfairly​ make cruel fun of Marianne Williamson, I realised that he knows nothing about her whatsoever. He criticises Trump for not reading up on anything.

  • rick wallace
    rick wallace 22 hours ago

    What kind of a title is that? Kellyanne out stupids trump every time she opens her mouth

  • Dave Thompson
    Dave Thompson Day ago

    I hear Boris Johnson, trmp's unfinished clone, is running a close race!

  • Me O
    Me O Day ago

    Si habla espaniol por favor!

  • Anton
    Anton Day ago

    Ahaha. Trump is a pathetic piece of 💩

  • The Flight File
    The Flight File Day ago +1

    Trump is a joke

  • Michaela Mejia
    Michaela Mejia 2 days ago

    This dude funny never heard of him b4 👍

  • Jonathan Parker
    Jonathan Parker 2 days ago

    He's the Bobby Fischer of being a Moron. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That has to be the best insult yet

  • Ricky Sanders
    Ricky Sanders 3 days ago

    "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.”
    -Benjamin Franklin

  • Knuckle14
    Knuckle14 4 days ago

    Where do I report this for bullying and harassment?

  • Carl Collins
    Carl Collins 5 days ago

    Another example of the hateful attitude which will prevent a Democrat from gaining the White House for a very long time.

  • diase oner
    diase oner 5 days ago +1

    Eric Cartman would be a better president.

  • b c
    b c 5 days ago

    Hulk says, "HULK MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN."

  • barry rudge
    barry rudge 7 days ago +1

    Look out for a run on the dollar and the USA running out of money (going Bankrupt) then going cap in hand to the IMF (International Monetary Fund) for a large loan to bail out the country. Just like a banana republic. Then you will see a recession that could well be the worst in living memory including the great depression of the 30's.

  • sheri M
    sheri M 7 days ago +1

    OMG " bing, bing ! bong, bong!" you know what that is?! LOL Geez he is sooo undignified and embarrassing!

    • illia penrosa
      illia penrosa 5 days ago

      I it makes u feel better, we here in the U.K have now got Boris to deal with. He may have an accent that makes him seem intelligent but believe me accent maketh not the brain #lovelightlaughter/ahead

  • Jorge Sical
    Jorge Sical 7 days ago

    Jajajaja no never he is the champion

  • Chantal Lester
    Chantal Lester 7 days ago +1

    his just found out China has got a bigger wall then what he can build sour grapes

  • Fu Ggl
    Fu Ggl 8 days ago

    I wonder how much you get paid to one sidedly shit on Trump.

  • Top Rank AUDIOBOOKS PLUS

    Trump gives tax cuts and lowest unemployment to minorities ever.
    Leftists: hE’s rAcIst aND tHe WorSt PrEsiDent EveR!

  • Lee Francis
    Lee Francis 9 days ago

    President Trump can handle the twisted Media with his little finger.lol

  • Style Bender
    Style Bender 9 days ago

    Multi bilionaire and president of the most powerful country in The World. Yeah he,s so stupid...

  • Muhdtaufiq Muhdtaufiqmuhdtaufiq

    HELLO MY TRUM CT ON COUTRY

  • George Gaskin
    George Gaskin 11 days ago

    Why not you do! So do the people that watch your show.

  • Sandra Mansberger
    Sandra Mansberger 11 days ago +1

    Thanks Mr Colbert, your humor & insight make my days a little brighter.Only way to cope w this nation's lunacy is find humor somehow.

  • MusicalElitist1
    MusicalElitist1 11 days ago +2

    Look at all the idiots who are trying to defend Trump. Give up you idiots, you lost!

  • Bob S
    Bob S 12 days ago

    Who knew healthcare was so complicated? Trade wars are easy to win. It's time for Trump to declare victory for his trade war and go on to his next boondoggle.

  • Nivo Atho
    Nivo Atho 12 days ago +3

    Donald Trump thinks and says that India wants him to mediate over Kashmir.
    Even the Pakistani news analysts know that Trump is a whacko and no one takes him seriously.
    Trump may blow hot and blow cold over Kashmir, but he has just managed to reassert that he is an idiot, an asshole and a twat.
    The Indians told him in diplomatic language to pick up his poodle Imran and fuck off.

  • Hebrew Man
    Hebrew Man 13 days ago

    Esau is the ending and Jacob is the beginning

  • DEVGRU SADDAM HUSSEIN DESERT STORM

    Study MENTAL ILLNESSES like your US commander who LAUGHS at Prisoners of Active Desert Storm war with a 1994 U S President order to Protect. like John McCain who later died too
    I studied the long term effects from exposure to Hazardous wastes called the Gulf War Illnesses with Two 1995 In force Nuclear treaties.
    “ the U S Generals know nothing about ISIS “ and the U. S. COMMANDER IN CHIEF knows Nothing about the 1996 TWO Anti Terror Iraq Pipeline Laws with 6 month Active Classified National Security GUN Law written with 7 doctrines from PEACE of 4 wars active Desert Storm which he signed after me Called Federal HIPAA privacy and Accountability Conscience Protections and Religious Freedom 1996
    and

    I SALUTE TEACHERS. I always said I would be a bad teacher
    Active Navy Seal steam 6 DEVGRU OP-Globe Education MD PhD Royal Active Operation Desert Storm war 1994 to Current MILITARY time
    Kelly MD PhD Royal
    science and space
    Hiroshima Nakajima MD
    1995 World Health Organization

  • Simon Neeper
    Simon Neeper 15 days ago +1

    Heh. Heh. Orange man

  • William Lee
    William Lee 16 days ago

    Stephen Colbert is an a******

  • William Lee
    William Lee 16 days ago

    That doesn't sound like Trump!!! Are you stupid?

  • J AG
    J AG 20 days ago +1

    'Bless the United Shits" is that what he said?

  • David DeLaet
    David DeLaet 20 days ago

    The trade war started long before Trump. The playing field has been tipped against us by foreign governments aiding their own businesses. Now, we tip it back. We can't out stupid the Democrats because they have gotten really freaking stooopid.

  • Mr CANDY
    Mr CANDY 20 days ago +1

    Someone needs to kill Trump. Yes i said it FBI.

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith 21 day ago

    Stephen Colbert as the Commander in Chief would be as disastrous as Mitt Romney in office. The Boy Scout of yester-era isn't going to cut in in the here and now.

  • Nagendra Mishra
    Nagendra Mishra 21 day ago +1

    Trump is the most stupid president of American history

  • david rodriguez
    david rodriguez 22 days ago +1

    LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH MORON. DEPORT THAT ILLEGAL EUROPEAN IMMEDIATELY TRUMP IS TOO STUPID FOR THIS COUNTRY. SEND HIM BACK LOCK HIM UP MAKE AMERICA BROWN AGAIN

  • naresh dayalani
    naresh dayalani 23 days ago +2

    Trump is a stupid person

  • HaibTshajHaib
    HaibTshajHaib 24 days ago

    Love your jokes!

  • honkawiman
    honkawiman 24 days ago +1

    Good job Mr. General bone spurs. Yes sir.
    Yes, you are the best President, EVER...
    I have a big abrain..

  • Marcus Cauchi
    Marcus Cauchi 24 days ago

    As Boris Kerfuffle Johnson takes over as PM of the United Kingdom, I bet we can compete on a level playing field. What does the Book of Revelations tell us about the end of days and bimbos taking over?

  • Al Lo
    Al Lo 25 days ago +1

    Dump ADOLF Trump, dump ADOLF Trump, dump ADOLF Trump, dump ADOLF Trump (pay it forward please).

  • Ridley Porsche
    Ridley Porsche 26 days ago

    LEFT WING FEMALE and MALE Scientific Classification: Order: Primates Species: H Sapiens Gender: DIFFICULT TO TELL: Females or Males with a Left mentality that inhabit the USA have Mutated and HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE MOST EVIL and INHUMAN CREATURES THAT INHABIT PLANET EARTH!!! THIS SUB SPECIES HAS TRANSGRESSED AND has become, using slang, RYMES WITH HUNT. They process ZERO Logic and are POSSIBLY the least INTELLIGENT form that is considered Human. THE NUMBER ONE MOST DISCRIMINATED AGAINST HUNAN BEING IN THE USA IS A WHITE ALL AMERICAN MALE AND KARMA WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS MUTANT SPECIES OF EVIL SUB MORON, SUB HUMANS, WITH SINGLE OR DOUBLE DIGIT IQ’s HOWEVER, THEY THINK THEY ARE INTELLIGENT AND SO MANY WENT TO GREAT SCHOOLS, HOWEVER, THEY ALL WERE ADMITTED TO FINE SCHOOLS, THE SAME WAY THAT SUB MORON TED KENNEDY DID AND THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH, WHICH THEY CANNOT HANDLE!!! PS: UNLESS A PERSON IS BORN WEALTHY, IF THEY BECOME WEALTHY AND FAMOUS, like opra, clinton, woopie goldberg, obama, schumer, schiff, and MOST ENTERTAINERS and LEFT WING POLITICIANS, could not have succeeded without EITHER HELP OR LUCK, EXACTLY THE SAME AS A HOMELESS, DRUG ADDICT THAT WINS THE LOTTERY. That is REAL SCIENCE and NO ONE CAN DISPUTE!!!

  • Ridley Porsche
    Ridley Porsche 26 days ago

    Entertainers and The Media ARE are Dividing the USA Which is so illogical as They are Court Jesters and Should still sing for Their supper!!! NOT HARASS THE non elite people that actually make them rich and famous! AND ANYONE who believes Anything these Sub Morons say, We need to pray for them!!! Sad and Pathetic for believers and lovers of the entertainment/media businesses, with a few exceptions! ENTERTAINERS AND MEDIA PEOPLE ARE PURE EVIL IF THEY DO NOT GET WHAT THEY WANT and VERY LUCKY TO BE SO RICH AND FAMOUS AND SHOULD FEEL BLESSED THAT OUR GREATEST PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO PROTECT AND HELP EVERY AMERICAN however, TOTALLY SELF CENTERED and think EVERYONE EXCEPT THEY ARE DEPLORABLES!!! EVEN THEIR OWN KIND BECAUSE OF JEALOUSY, Although they ARE “NICE FAKE” TO THEIR PEERS THAT THEY HAVE TO BE to help their careers! So they Live in paradise WITH BODY GUARDS, While everyday Americans Struggle! Hopefully Karma Will Take Care Of Them and too many bad things can not Happen to these Lucky No Talent EVIL UNGRATEFUL Sub Species of Humans!!!

  • Walt Schmidt
    Walt Schmidt 27 days ago

    Colbert and the rest of the left wing dipshits have no problem being more STUPID than almost anyone else.

  • blh3863
    blh3863 27 days ago

    Don't even try to out pansy Colbert

  • crocusflower
    crocusflower 28 days ago

    i cannot stomach how this boy talks. i want to pull his hair out. that's all i can say without getting kicked off youtube. i'm not violent, but this jerk, just a f'ing jerk, a moron, & idiot fills me with such disgust & nausea. & it kills me that he has this power & he is doing exactly what any moron idiot, mean spirited, miserable creep would do.

  • Ai Sa
    Ai Sa 28 days ago

    Steven and John Oliver are pathetic ....Trump is not that bad...These late night talk show host are toxic and stupid

  • Omar Barrie
    Omar Barrie 29 days ago +2

    SEND HIM BACK TO GERMANY,,HIS KIDS TO SCOTLAND,,MALANIA TO UKRAINE,,HIS SON IN LAW TO ISREAL,, WE R ALL SORTED !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂

  • Deb102057
    Deb102057 Month ago

    This is a comedian trying to profess knowledge regarding a trade war??
    A man’s got to understand his limitations.
    Stick to comedy shit for brains comedian.

  • LarDiaTor lars
    LarDiaTor lars Month ago +2

    The man is a walking disaster

  • j g
    j g Month ago

    Dont look now, Anti-America, you still have nothing on Trump.

  • Santosh Joshi
    Santosh Joshi Month ago +1

    Stupid?
    But strong.

  • K.c swavo
    K.c swavo Month ago

    What a loser Stephen is, he has no existence outside of Trump derangement lol

  • Matt R
    Matt R Month ago

    Yes incoherent nonsensical ersatz "policies" dredged up from the '70s with everything working at cross purposes . But what else to expect from a criminal low-IQ misfit as delusional as belligerent and bombastic. And yes with equally malignant weirdos Mnuchin Ross and Barr expect nothing but more doodoo going forward. Futhermore trump has no insight , he clearly doesnt get it, he is an intellectual simpleton with only one MO belligerent lying and in your face rudeness and physical intimidation of the weak apparently afraid of his fat bulk.

  • Chris Rockey
    Chris Rockey Month ago

    Snipping?

  • somaric1
    somaric1 Month ago +1

    The only good thing for me to have come out of the trump administration is I've discovered Stephen Colbert

  • Rayna Engle
    Rayna Engle Month ago

    you are 'dumber' for sure if you can not see how much better our country is....... LEAVE if you don't LOVE this country.... don't let the door hit you on the way out! ;)

  • Walter Mitte
    Walter Mitte Month ago +3

    Trump certainly isn't the stupidest one out there! Every person who voted for him is stupider than he is.

    • Dylan Klebold
      Dylan Klebold Month ago

      Walter Mitte
      Fixed it for you Little NPC ;3;

    • Walter Mitte
      Walter Mitte Month ago

      @Dylan Klebold I'm gay actually :)

  • Ostry Ostrowski
    Ostry Ostrowski Month ago

    funny tv man said drumpf bad so he must be right
    OrAnGe MaN bAd XddDDDddDDDdd

  • Russel Mack
    Russel Mack Month ago

    STUPID are the ones who still think SNL and late night talk shows are funny or entertaining.

  • Kwame Baffour Senkyire

    America take Trump out the office

  • Gerald Gillespie
    Gerald Gillespie Month ago

    He said the deal would never be as great as it could be with UNITY so does that mean you need no unity to negotiate a deal?I'm confused

  • tree man
    tree man Month ago +1

    No one, I repeat, no fuckin body out stupids the Trump!

  • RandyM856
    RandyM856 Month ago +1

    Vote Trump 2020 and keep America white red neck and stupid

  • kiks lilo
    kiks lilo Month ago

    Trump loves America, he loves his country. The main reason why Americans elected him, because they hated immigrants. If it was my country and a president say I am chasing all Arabs from your country, I would vote for him. If he fulfills it, I would vote for him again. Just as Trump is going to lead America 2 terms. Open your freaking eyes wide. If I have made you mad, just feel it but it's the undressed truth

  • Sonny Haskins
    Sonny Haskins Month ago +1

    JUST GET RID OF HIM....TRUMP , YOU ARE DONE !!!!!!

  • Clark42EoC
    Clark42EoC Month ago

    I plead upon the cabinet of Donald J. Trump to invoke the 25th amendment. This administration is batshit...so are the democrats the time has come to do away with 2 party system.

  • yammer haw
    yammer haw Month ago +1

    Reading all the comments here, i have only one thing to add: Don't y'all know a sociopath is NEVER wrong?

  • SnowManD
    SnowManD Month ago

    Colbert isn't funny.

  • Colin Tan
    Colin Tan Month ago

    Watch out other countries. The False trumpet has plugged Xi dude for billions in tariff taxes.

  • GINO M
    GINO M Month ago

    RACHAEL CHANDLER RACHAEL CHANDLER RACHAEL CHANDLER RACHAEL CHANDLER RACHAEL CHANLER

  • cole k
    cole k Month ago +1

    I Used to watch stand up now I watch American politics. Way funnier. The way things are looking trump is going to trump your country for another 4 years. 😅😂🤣😆😁😄😃