Kumail Nanjiani Explains Why He Started Wearing Underwear - Summer Of Masturbation

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  • Published on Jul 2, 2018
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    Episode aired June 30, 2015
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  • Fritz Jean-Noel
    Fritz Jean-Noel 2 days ago +1

    "The nuclear option, a possessed Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters" I know exactly what he's talking about.

  • Mohananeethan Muruganantharajah

    Ive been here
    "Fire has teeth"

  • Umar Butt
    Umar Butt 5 days ago

    Somewhere in the world, Gilfoyle is having the time of his life.

  • Umair Usman
    Umair Usman 5 days ago

    I have been to the exact 'funland' in Karachi, Pakistan that he talks about. My penis didnt hurt, i assure you all!

  • CuriosityKilledTheCat SatisfactionBroughtItBack

    Conan was like don't high five me after telling all of that!

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 5 days ago

    Brown shoes with a gray suit? NO!

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 5 days ago

    Conan has such expressive eyes.

  • jobhihai
    jobhihai 8 days ago +1

    this was insanely funny like holy shit, everything he said was fucking hilarious

  • Anita Rosie Ross
    Anita Rosie Ross 8 days ago +1

    "It hurt so much I had a prophecy." πŸ˜‚

  • Caleb Marking
    Caleb Marking 9 days ago +2

    Excellent delivery! I love his demeanor! VERY funny πŸ˜†

  • Brandon Schmeidler
    Brandon Schmeidler 9 days ago +3

    That was the smoothest introduction for a story I think I've ever seen. haha

  • Devin M.
    Devin M. 10 days ago +1

    Arguably one of the greatest stories ever told.

  • Mushfique Mohd
    Mushfique Mohd 12 days ago +1

    πŸ˜‚

  • Liza Mitch
    Liza Mitch 13 days ago +1

    Fun land 🀣🀣🀣

  • Ali Naqvi
    Ali Naqvi 14 days ago +2

    My God.... This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a while

  • schwabthedramadrumme
    schwabthedramadrumme 14 days ago

    WHY WASN'T HIM PREFACING THE SCAR IN THE BIG SICK???

  • Ronnie Wilson
    Ronnie Wilson 15 days ago +1

    Kumail nanjiani is fuckin hillarous πŸ˜†

  • Dermatillomaniac
    Dermatillomaniac 18 days ago +1

    Always a LOL

  • Andromeda Lasso
    Andromeda Lasso 18 days ago +1

    I’ve always liked him, but I’m becoming a real fan. This is not the first hilarious story I’ve heard from Kumail! So funny!

  • Michelle Wright
    Michelle Wright 18 days ago +1

    Ouch

  • PrefrontalOxymoron
    PrefrontalOxymoron 22 days ago

    Didn’t mention the ceiling, huh

  • Daniyal Atiq
    Daniyal Atiq 22 days ago +5

    man this guy is awesome

    yes people pakistanis like these do exits!!

  • jahanzaib khan
    jahanzaib khan 22 days ago

    best interview everrrrrrr..

  • Mailroom Clerk
    Mailroom Clerk 24 days ago

    very unfunny.

  • lee
    lee 25 days ago +1

    Just a heads up when he says β€œzips through my penis" don't imagine it you'll probably spasm out or some shit

  • Neme6ix66
    Neme6ix66 25 days ago

    "Masturbating......he was masturbating"...🎢There's something about Kumail🎢

  • John
    John 26 days ago

    Ur fate is a common fate of many.

  • Nwoke Ideato
    Nwoke Ideato 28 days ago +1

    Timing is everything!

  • Arko xviii
    Arko xviii 28 days ago

    Happened to me too🀣🀣

  • C.U.R. C.C.
    C.U.R. C.C. 29 days ago +1

    Hi, I’m from Pakistan, and I have half a dick.
    I now you have questions...

    Life in Pakistan wasn’t easy

  • Zero Commentary Gameplays

    i just noticed he looks like an indian charly sheen

  • Michael Holmgaard
    Michael Holmgaard 29 days ago +1

    There's Something About Mary...

  • siulumlion
    siulumlion 29 days ago

    Conan: best straight man for a comedian. Andy too.

  • Yaish Ahmad
    Yaish Ahmad Month ago

    r/tifu, but in 80s pakistan

  • Mat Broomfield
    Mat Broomfield Month ago

    He has to be one of the most naturaly funny human beings on the planet!

  • Kevin O
    Kevin O Month ago

    Possessed Sigourney Weaver was pretty much a full time employee of my childhood spank bank.

  • Jeff B
    Jeff B Month ago

    I black out.
    You blackout!
    I black out.
    You black out!

  • acif raja
    acif raja Month ago

    Loved him in silicon valley

  • J D
    J D Month ago +10

    "Everything is great down there".. πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‘– Haha

  • Faizan Hanif
    Faizan Hanif Month ago +1

    First draft name, fun land lmaooo

  • Bebo 00
    Bebo 00 Month ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Jai Singh
    Jai Singh Month ago

    This guy sounds proper Gay

  • I. A.
    I. A. Month ago +4

    Coutesy of FUN Land , Pakistan.

  • Akshit Mehta
    Akshit Mehta Month ago

    Few things men really wanna avoid and having the di*k in between while pulling the zip ranks 1st on this list. So please wear your underwear and not like superman wear it like 'man', were it belongs 🀣

  • World's Star
    World's Star Month ago

    Pakistan disowned him

  • S.M 1246
    S.M 1246 Month ago

    He’s so NOT funny!

  • Ahmad Vahab
    Ahmad Vahab Month ago

    Not funny at all. Just stupid.

  • Leon Gautam
    Leon Gautam Month ago +1

    actually most of pakistani doesn't wear underwear they says they don't feel comfortable

    • Abdullah siddiqui
      Abdullah siddiqui 27 days ago +1

      How many pants did you had to check to come into that conclusion?!

  • qaisar khan
    qaisar khan Month ago +1

    It's 2019 and we still have Fun Land :D Thanks Kumail Bhai!

  • pspice linear
    pspice linear Month ago +1

    If every Muslim had that kind of humour, western people would not feel to hate them.

    • Special Uninvited Guest
      Special Uninvited Guest 19 days ago

      So I guess you want to tell us that all non-muslims have a sense of humor, right?

    • humeyramine
      humeyramine Month ago +3

      There are funny people and there are normal people among Muslims just like every other race and religion, why should that determine how they're perceived? This is such a stupid comment I can't even..

  • Aamir Raza
    Aamir Raza Month ago

    Hahaahaha

  • Shahab Romeo
    Shahab Romeo Month ago

    So bad...tht talk about this on tv...as all kids watching

  • sarita si
    sarita si Month ago +1

    never laughed this much on an interview, "felt like fire had teeth"

  • Micky Arthur
    Micky Arthur 2 months ago

    What a fuck8ng cartoon

  • Syed Izhar
    Syed Izhar 2 months ago

    Now also tell me the story when your sister starts to wear underwear....

  • Saad Shaikh
    Saad Shaikh 2 months ago

    In Pakistan There is a theme park Called FUNLAND!!

  • Apple phone
    Apple phone 2 months ago

    Conan ain't funny ..

  • Blue Beta
    Blue Beta 2 months ago

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Kangom Nawe
    Kangom Nawe 2 months ago

    He's fucking Hilarious!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • AAAEA
    AAAEA 2 months ago +1

    how is that an answer to β€œwhat do you miss about Pakistan?β€œ

  • jaff hardi
    jaff hardi 2 months ago

    By the way it was a great story πŸ˜‚

  • jaff hardi
    jaff hardi 2 months ago

    I never heard about the fun land in Karachi.

  • RzTV
    RzTV 2 months ago +1

    Kumail and Hassan Minhaj are my favorite south Asian comedians

  • pacito pacito
    pacito pacito 2 months ago

    is it me or is this guy amazing xDDDDDDDDDD

  • Xy Neqanon
    Xy Neqanon 2 months ago

    He should write a movie about this period of his life. Growing pains, "American Pie" Afganistan style. Would be hillarious.

  • Xy Neqanon
    Xy Neqanon 2 months ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€ I am deceased.

  • Mohi Hashmi
    Mohi Hashmi 2 months ago

    This dude is our fucking constipated response to Borat

  • Jaffe Owen
    Jaffe Owen 2 months ago +1

    bro i have never laughed for so long

  • Santino Cobarrubias
    Santino Cobarrubias 2 months ago

    Sameer wasan

  • Anahit Khachatryan
    Anahit Khachatryan 2 months ago

    Disgusting

  • Manoj Luke
    Manoj Luke 2 months ago

    Why call this Joker from Pakistan....
    Downside of US...poor jokers.
    no respect for canon

  • Attiqa Choudhry
    Attiqa Choudhry 2 months ago

    What's the mean
    When he said we're not the most laidback people?

  • Yahya Naveed
    Yahya Naveed 2 months ago

    I always wondered why its called funland.

  • Lit4Ever Gamer
    Lit4Ever Gamer 2 months ago

    The white guy's laugh is more fake than Kim Kardashian's ass

  • Jamie Oden
    Jamie Oden 2 months ago

    Lol

  • rajivJon
    rajivJon 2 months ago +1

    OMG...I know the feeling.... 😣

  • Wisam AbouChama
    Wisam AbouChama 2 months ago

    he tries so hard to hide his accent lol

  • xtralimit
    xtralimit 2 months ago

    Hilarious

  • Sk m
    Sk m 2 months ago +1

    "khatna"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • CandymaN
    CandymaN 2 months ago +2

    Actually caught me off guard how entertaining and funny this guy is

  • Arrested Development
    Arrested Development 3 months ago

    Pakistanis are liars.

  • FiNaTiC GaMeR
    FiNaTiC GaMeR 3 months ago

    Being Pakistani when i was at his age i was doing masturbation 3-4 times a day and i dont wear underwear till that day because we dont need to wear due to our dress nature :D

  • luffy
    luffy 3 months ago

    All things aside wtf is wrong with all these folks sayin there is nothing to do in Pakistan life is harsh blah blah blah ya lil twats bitches life is fun when u r in pakistan life begins when u are there ( not saying that life in america is bad its amazing here thank God for all he had given us in US God bless america) but man life is on another level when u go to Pakistan world hasnt seen the true face of pakistan it has so much of hospitality things to do meeting around friends jeez time passes by fast when u are i. Pakistan so yea total BS what they saying

  • Blitznstitch2
    Blitznstitch2 3 months ago

    Those weird high fives...

  • Kim sung Un
    Kim sung Un 3 months ago

    muslims have half dick anyway

    • Oskar Holm Beuschel
      Oskar Holm Beuschel 3 months ago

      How does that work, does your dick just get smaller when you convert? Also Kumail is an atheist

  • 1996sunshine
    1996sunshine 3 months ago

    β€˜Hey! two things about me: I’m Pakistani and I have half a dick...I know you have questions.” πŸ˜‚

  • Faiyaz Alam
    Faiyaz Alam 3 months ago

    Most of Conan interview clips of Kumail is that he is talking about some kind of pants

  • Of All My Intention
    Of All My Intention 3 months ago +7

    "It felt like, if fire had teeth."
    That sounds about right. lol.

  • MrBigT
    MrBigT 3 months ago +6

    always found him funny in his stand up and acting
    - but there is just a difference to the way he does humour when he is sitting down, relaxed

    best story teller I know

    - Lemme go binge his interviews

  • Daniel Galan
    Daniel Galan 3 months ago +5

    He left the price tag on his shoe 3:33 πŸ‘ž 😹😹

  • Maher Zain's Fan
    Maher Zain's Fan 3 months ago

    It's haram to tell this kind of thing

  • AmirGTR
    AmirGTR 3 months ago +2

    That was the most savage story ever πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • jacoblgames
    jacoblgames 3 months ago

    I'm not sure whether he's brave, stupid, or both for telling this in explicit detail. Also, I get the feeling he actually would sleep with a sexy, crazy, polyamorous, Satanist chick just to finally experience ejaculation.

  • Kuldoxy
    Kuldoxy 3 months ago +22

    It hurt so much I had a prophecy. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • xyfuras
    xyfuras 3 months ago +6

    Imagine that little kid telling you this story.
    I don't think I'm legally allowed to!

    • jacoblgames
      jacoblgames 3 months ago

      Oh yeah, Chris Hansen would have something to say about that.

  • MNC
    MNC 3 months ago

    OH MY GOD............OH MY GOD........OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was grabbing mine the whole time and i'm sure i wasn't the only one,DAMN MAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!DAMN,DAMN,DAMN.

  • Billu_Bhayankkr
    Billu_Bhayankkr 3 months ago +1

    What a show....!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • spookym123
    spookym123 3 months ago +2

    Reminds me of Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary." "We got a bleeder!"

  • Khawar Khan
    Khawar Khan 3 months ago

    I started wearing underwear when i was 12 year old

  • HoneyFikkle
    HoneyFikkle 3 months ago +1

    Dude, i have a similar story,
    i was 12, just discovered masturbation, did it like 4-5 times a day,
    One day i got extremely curious and pumped some of the shampoo into my dickhole thinking that it would give me more pleasure.
    Worst decision i ever made, it was so painful that i thought about chopping my dick off!