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"The nuclear option, a possessed Sigourney Weaver from Ghostbusters" I know exactly what he's talking about.
Ive been here"Fire has teeth"
Somewhere in the world, Gilfoyle is having the time of his life.
I have been to the exact 'funland' in Karachi, Pakistan that he talks about. My penis didnt hurt, i assure you all!
Conan was like don't high five me after telling all of that!
Brown shoes with a gray suit? NO!
Conan has such expressive eyes.
this was insanely funny like holy shit, everything he said was fucking hilarious
"It hurt so much I had a prophecy." 😂
Excellent delivery! I love his demeanor! VERY funny 😆
That was the smoothest introduction for a story I think I've ever seen. haha
Arguably one of the greatest stories ever told.
Fun land 🤣🤣🤣
My God.... This is one of the most hilarious things I have seen in a while
WHY WASN'T HIM PREFACING THE SCAR IN THE BIG SICK???
Kumail nanjiani is fuckin hillarous 😆
Always a LOL
I’ve always liked him, but I’m becoming a real fan. This is not the first hilarious story I’ve heard from Kumail! So funny!
Didn’t mention the ceiling, huh
man this guy is awesome yes people pakistanis like these do exits!!
best interview everrrrrrr..
Just a heads up when he says “zips through my penis" don't imagine it you'll probably spasm out or some shit
"Masturbating......he was masturbating"...🎶There's something about Kumail🎶
Ur fate is a common fate of many.
Timing is everything!
Happened to me too🤣🤣
Hi, I’m from Pakistan, and I have half a dick. I now you have questions...Life in Pakistan wasn’t easy
i just noticed he looks like an indian charly sheen
There's Something About Mary...
Conan: best straight man for a comedian. Andy too.
r/tifu, but in 80s pakistan
He has to be one of the most naturaly funny human beings on the planet!
Possessed Sigourney Weaver was pretty much a full time employee of my childhood spank bank.
I black out.You blackout!I black out.You black out!
Loved him in silicon valley
"Everything is great down there".. 🍆🍆🍆👖 Haha
First draft name, fun land lmaooo
This guy sounds proper Gay
Coutesy of FUN Land , Pakistan.
Few things men really wanna avoid and having the di*k in between while pulling the zip ranks 1st on this list. So please wear your underwear and not like superman wear it like 'man', were it belongs 🤣
Pakistan disowned him
He’s so NOT funny!
Not funny at all. Just stupid.
actually most of pakistani doesn't wear underwear they says they don't feel comfortable
How many pants did you had to check to come into that conclusion?!
It's 2019 and we still have Fun Land :D Thanks Kumail Bhai!
If every Muslim had that kind of humour, western people would not feel to hate them.
So I guess you want to tell us that all non-muslims have a sense of humor, right?
There are funny people and there are normal people among Muslims just like every other race and religion, why should that determine how they're perceived? This is such a stupid comment I can't even..
So bad...tht talk about this on tv...as all kids watching
never laughed this much on an interview, "felt like fire had teeth"
What a fuck8ng cartoon
Now also tell me the story when your sister starts to wear underwear....
In Pakistan There is a theme park Called FUNLAND!!
Conan ain't funny ..
He's fucking Hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
how is that an answer to “what do you miss about Pakistan?“
By the way it was a great story 😂
I never heard about the fun land in Karachi.
Kumail and Hassan Minhaj are my favorite south Asian comedians
is it me or is this guy amazing xDDDDDDDDDD
He should write a movie about this period of his life. Growing pains, "American Pie" Afganistan style. Would be hillarious.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀 I am deceased.
This dude is our fucking constipated response to Borat
bro i have never laughed for so long
Why call this Joker from Pakistan....Downside of US...poor jokers.no respect for canon
What's the mean When he said we're not the most laidback people?
I always wondered why its called funland.
The white guy's laugh is more fake than Kim Kardashian's ass
OMG...I know the feeling.... 😣
he tries so hard to hide his accent lol
Actually caught me off guard how entertaining and funny this guy is
Pakistanis are liars.
Being Pakistani when i was at his age i was doing masturbation 3-4 times a day and i dont wear underwear till that day because we dont need to wear due to our dress nature :D
All things aside wtf is wrong with all these folks sayin there is nothing to do in Pakistan life is harsh blah blah blah ya lil twats bitches life is fun when u r in pakistan life begins when u are there ( not saying that life in america is bad its amazing here thank God for all he had given us in US God bless america) but man life is on another level when u go to Pakistan world hasnt seen the true face of pakistan it has so much of hospitality things to do meeting around friends jeez time passes by fast when u are i. Pakistan so yea total BS what they saying
Those weird high fives...
muslims have half dick anyway
How does that work, does your dick just get smaller when you convert? Also Kumail is an atheist
‘Hey! two things about me: I’m Pakistani and I have half a dick...I know you have questions.” 😂
Most of Conan interview clips of Kumail is that he is talking about some kind of pants
"It felt like, if fire had teeth."That sounds about right. lol.
always found him funny in his stand up and acting- but there is just a difference to the way he does humour when he is sitting down, relaxedbest story teller I know- Lemme go binge his interviews
He left the price tag on his shoe 3:33 👞 😹😹
It's haram to tell this kind of thing
Kumail is atheist
That was the most savage story ever 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure whether he's brave, stupid, or both for telling this in explicit detail. Also, I get the feeling he actually would sleep with a sexy, crazy, polyamorous, Satanist chick just to finally experience ejaculation.
It hurt so much I had a prophecy. 😂😂😂
Imagine that little kid telling you this story.I don't think I'm legally allowed to!
Oh yeah, Chris Hansen would have something to say about that.
OH MY GOD............OH MY GOD........OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was grabbing mine the whole time and i'm sure i wasn't the only one,DAMN MAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!DAMN,DAMN,DAMN.
What a show....!😂😂😂
Reminds me of Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary." "We got a bleeder!"
I started wearing underwear when i was 12 year old
Dude, i have a similar story,i was 12, just discovered masturbation, did it like 4-5 times a day, One day i got extremely curious and pumped some of the shampoo into my dickhole thinking that it would give me more pleasure. Worst decision i ever made, it was so painful that i thought about chopping my dick off!