Kumail Nanjiani Explains Why He Started Wearing Underwear - Summer Of Masturbation

  • Published on Jul 2, 2018
  • Funniest shit!
    Episode aired June 30, 2015
    Super Saiyan Conan O'Brien
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Comments • 595

    DQKIZRATH  2 months ago +19

    Hi all, check out Kumail Nanjiani's new movie "Stuber" co-starring Dave Bautista in US theaters now (July 12, 2019). Release info by country here: www.imdb.com/title/tt7734218/releaseinfo

      IRAKLI GAMER 6 days ago

      @Lana Krpan Can you give me some job?

    • Lana Krpan
      Lana Krpan Month ago

      seen it, it was sooo funny

  • My Pokemon
    My Pokemon 7 hours ago

    crazy half ass pakistani with american accent thinks he is somebody mofuck (no offense pakistan brothers)

  • Marten Dekker
    Marten Dekker Day ago

    Conan's show & interviews are rehearsed...it's very obvious in Conan's & Andy's reactions... and it's a really bad idea. It makes everything stilted and artificial

  • Sajawal Ali
    Sajawal Ali 3 days ago

    OMG 🤣🤣😂

  • Pine Tree
    Pine Tree 4 days ago

    Kumail Nanjiani is such an obvious Indian Jew. Jews can appear to be of any race, as Jewish women can mate with men of any race and their children will be considered fully Jewish.

  • Hammad Hussain
    Hammad Hussain 6 days ago

    The day he masturbated, he became a Man
    The day he "zipped through" his penis, he became a Legend.

  • Yaseen Sayyed
    Yaseen Sayyed 9 days ago

    This was funnier than most stand-ups

  • Stacey Smith
    Stacey Smith 9 days ago

    Love him!!! His humor is the greatest!!!

  • Erick Castillo
    Erick Castillo 10 days ago

    This dude, This the one I don't like. Damn f ah g oh t

  • rebel guy
    rebel guy 17 days ago

    Great story teller .. its actually hard in pak .. you cant get girl atleast until you are not rich, have a car or you are one of the most attractive person around ...the people who hve all these things are quite mad like our current prime minister 😂😁

    • Aey Bee
      Aey Bee 8 days ago

      Why? your sister have any affair with Imran Khan. Dickhead Patwaris.

  • andy chauhan
    andy chauhan 17 days ago

    Welcome to Pakistan fun land...

  • houtle85
    houtle85 21 day ago

    Best story teller EVER. I ROFL so hard.

  • Zahir Junejo
    Zahir Junejo 23 days ago

    Kumail please come to pakistan.

  • Mari
    Mari 24 days ago

    Conan was the best host for this story! Just thinking of Fallon listening makes me shiver.

  • Diva Roach
    Diva Roach 25 days ago

    "That's a web extra"

  • Aqib9090 khan
    Aqib9090 khan 25 days ago

    Wait if he's at a theme parks bathroom then how did he get his father's aftershave ?

    • Aey Bee
      Aey Bee 8 days ago

      Some details he don't want to get in. Remember

  • Nemo me impune lacessit

    It felt like if fire had teeth lmao

  • Antonio Calvin
    Antonio Calvin 26 days ago

    WhyTF is he going back and forth between present and past tense?

  • Pyro Jaeger
    Pyro Jaeger 27 days ago

    It felt like a fire had teeth....that sounds about right

  • Pyro Jaeger
    Pyro Jaeger 27 days ago +1

    talking about masturbation like it is doing the dishes

  • adnan asghar
    adnan asghar 28 days ago

    i'm 26 and don't wear underwear...

  • Charly Darwin
    Charly Darwin 29 days ago

    Legend 😁

  • Willard Winkle
    Willard Winkle 29 days ago


  • Willard Winkle
    Willard Winkle 29 days ago

    Go back

  • Ahmed A
    Ahmed A Month ago

    I don't know who this guy is.. But I don't like him. .. Don't know the reason but I hate him 🤣🤣

  • Daisy Johnson XX
    Daisy Johnson XX Month ago

    Hes so damn funny. 😂

  • Wafi 31
    Wafi 31 Month ago +7

    I don’t know but I can trust this guy even if he was really bad man.

  • Deep Biswas
    Deep Biswas Month ago +1

    Once I almost chopped off my penis. It was the early years of puberty and my pubic hair was growing and I wanted to cut them, but I didn’t know how to, so I took my dad's scissors and almost chopped my fucking dick off. But I didn’t pour any aftershave. I poured RAW DETTOL!! My fire had fangs and napalms bitch!

  • David King
    David King Month ago +2

    Halfdick is a traditional Pakistani name coincidentally

    • Raja 1
      Raja 1 Month ago +1

      That's hardik and Sukhdeep Indian names.

  • pakistan love
    pakistan love Month ago


  • vipul tripathi
    vipul tripathi Month ago

    it can happen only in pakistan ... that a guy didn't get enough pleasure even after masturbation ... for the ultimate pleasure he had to shoot a living creature.... classic pakistanis :)

  • Sai Subhash
    Sai Subhash Month ago

    Fuckk.. He's a master. Great talent.

  • blue ho
    blue ho Month ago

    An artist

  • Epicscore Eu
    Epicscore Eu Month ago

    this is how you get every woman interested in doing your D, say its chopped off

  • Mary Davies
    Mary Davies Month ago

    Good Lord I adore smart people.

  • karenza t. Wall
    karenza t. Wall Month ago

    Romesh & Kumail - both brilliant comics.

  • Deven Lad
    Deven Lad Month ago

    It takes me 30 seconds too much information

  • Ashleigh Anonymous
    Ashleigh Anonymous Month ago +7

    "It felt like fire had teeth" and "it hurt so much, I had a prophecy" = BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    DQKIZRATH  Month ago +1

    Sexy Pikachu ❤ usclip.net/video/7BBjRIprxXE/video.html

  • Irfan Ahmed
    Irfan Ahmed Month ago +1

    ahh all the old memories of the Funland, and that place used to exist usclip.net/video/Z5st0io6EDc/video.html

  • Alexa Bella Muerte
    Alexa Bella Muerte Month ago

    "It hurt so much i had a prophecy" is the best line ever

  • Malligrub 1
    Malligrub 1 Month ago

    Great, exactly what us brown men need - mainstream media confirmation of creepy staring masturbator stereotypes by a guy who looks and sounds like this and who's go to method is to make himself sound weird, creepy and generally inferior to anybody else...

  • Karim Rozbeh
    Karim Rozbeh Month ago


  • Yash Nanda
    Yash Nanda Month ago

    This story physically hurt

    DS GAMING Month ago


  • Christopher Stone
    Christopher Stone Month ago +4

    I laughed so hard that I was crying! Hilarious!

  • MYdodgeCharger
    MYdodgeCharger Month ago +1

    Best story told on a late night tv show. Lmfao!!!

  • MMAoracle
    MMAoracle Month ago +1

    Hilarious dude

  • Kees Kees
    Kees Kees Month ago

    This paki tobey maguire dude has comedic talent ..very much of it.. but also ..he show us the barbarism that is his culture ... by the subtle and not so subtle comments..l shooting the crow is one example... gangrape ( real) is another one ..( not by him but another pakis cousin) ...they dont even realise it.. it seems ..

    • Yasser Y
      Yasser Y Month ago

      How many time you been to Pakistan?

  • geen naam
    geen naam Month ago

    fuck reminds me so much of my teenage years
    was an idiot back then, now my dick looks a bit like a dalmatier to show for it

  • Girl with flaws
    Girl with flaws Month ago

    Someday his kids are gonna find this out

  • Naam hai AP
    Naam hai AP Month ago

    He should've said " It was my second circumcision "....😀😂

    DQKIZRATH  Month ago +1

    Super Saiyan Conan O'Brien
    : usclip.net/video/XUJ8YX6UXoY/video.html

  • I know I’m gay when I say this but

    What’s wrong with this guy? Does he get a kick out of embarrassing himself?

  • Fruit Salad
    Fruit Salad Month ago

    Imagine if he still blacks out after sex, and his wife calling 911 afterwards

  • Deanna Paice
    Deanna Paice Month ago

    This is the Best!!! Lol

  • Edward James
    Edward James Month ago

    "At the point of impact"...it's not the punchline, but damn if I didn't laugh my ass off!

  • Joey Bader
    Joey Bader Month ago

    He’s one of the best modern day talk show guests.

  • Salieri Amadeus
    Salieri Amadeus Month ago +9

    Too much information. But genius storytelling. 👍🏻😂

  • john knowing
    john knowing Month ago

    LOLOLOLOL hes a HOOT!!!