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Hi all, check out Kumail Nanjiani's new movie "Stuber" co-starring Dave Bautista in US theaters now (July 12, 2019). Release info by country here: www.imdb.com/title/tt7734218/releaseinfo
@Lana Krpan Can you give me some job?
seen it, it was sooo funny
crazy half ass pakistani with american accent thinks he is somebody mofuck (no offense pakistan brothers)
Conan's show & interviews are rehearsed...it's very obvious in Conan's & Andy's reactions... and it's a really bad idea. It makes everything stilted and artificial
Kumail Nanjiani is such an obvious Indian Jew. Jews can appear to be of any race, as Jewish women can mate with men of any race and their children will be considered fully Jewish.
The day he masturbated, he became a ManThe day he "zipped through" his penis, he became a Legend.
This was funnier than most stand-ups
Love him!!! His humor is the greatest!!!
This dude, This the one I don't like. Damn f ah g oh t
Great story teller .. its actually hard in pak .. you cant get girl atleast until you are not rich, have a car or you are one of the most attractive person around ...the people who hve all these things are quite mad like our current prime minister 😂😁
Why? your sister have any affair with Imran Khan. Dickhead Patwaris.
Welcome to Pakistan fun land...
Best story teller EVER. I ROFL so hard.
Kumail please come to pakistan.
Conan was the best host for this story! Just thinking of Fallon listening makes me shiver.
"That's a web extra"
Wait if he's at a theme parks bathroom then how did he get his father's aftershave ?
Some details he don't want to get in. Remember
It felt like if fire had teeth lmao
WhyTF is he going back and forth between present and past tense?
It felt like a fire had teeth....that sounds about right
talking about masturbation like it is doing the dishes
i'm 26 and don't wear underwear...
I don't know who this guy is.. But I don't like him. .. Don't know the reason but I hate him 🤣🤣
Hes so damn funny. 😂
I don’t know but I can trust this guy even if he was really bad man.
Once I almost chopped off my penis. It was the early years of puberty and my pubic hair was growing and I wanted to cut them, but I didn’t know how to, so I took my dad's scissors and almost chopped my fucking dick off. But I didn’t pour any aftershave. I poured RAW DETTOL!! My fire had fangs and napalms bitch!
Halfdick is a traditional Pakistani name coincidentally
That's hardik and Sukhdeep Indian names.
it can happen only in pakistan ... that a guy didn't get enough pleasure even after masturbation ... for the ultimate pleasure he had to shoot a living creature.... classic pakistanis :)
Fuckk.. He's a master. Great talent.
this is how you get every woman interested in doing your D, say its chopped off
Good Lord I adore smart people.
Romesh & Kumail - both brilliant comics.
It takes me 30 seconds too much information
"It felt like fire had teeth" and "it hurt so much, I had a prophecy" = BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sexy Pikachu ❤ usclip.net/video/7BBjRIprxXE/video.html
ahh all the old memories of the Funland, and that place used to exist usclip.net/video/Z5st0io6EDc/video.html
"It hurt so much i had a prophecy" is the best line ever
Great, exactly what us brown men need - mainstream media confirmation of creepy staring masturbator stereotypes by a guy who looks and sounds like this and who's go to method is to make himself sound weird, creepy and generally inferior to anybody else...
This story physically hurt
I laughed so hard that I was crying! Hilarious!
Best story told on a late night tv show. Lmfao!!!
This paki tobey maguire dude has comedic talent ..very much of it.. but also ..he show us the barbarism that is his culture ... by the subtle and not so subtle comments..l shooting the crow is one example... gangrape ( real) is another one ..( not by him but another pakis cousin) ...they dont even realise it.. it seems ..
How many time you been to Pakistan?
fuck reminds me so much of my teenage yearswas an idiot back then, now my dick looks a bit like a dalmatier to show for it
Someday his kids are gonna find this out
He should've said " It was my second circumcision "....😀😂
Super Saiyan Conan O'Brien: usclip.net/video/XUJ8YX6UXoY/video.html
What’s wrong with this guy? Does he get a kick out of embarrassing himself?
Imagine if he still blacks out after sex, and his wife calling 911 afterwards
This is the Best!!! Lol
"At the point of impact"...it's not the punchline, but damn if I didn't laugh my ass off!
He’s one of the best modern day talk show guests.
Too much information. But genius storytelling. 👍🏻😂
LOLOLOLOL hes a HOOT!!!