The GIANT Calzone Challenge (Another Randy Santel Record) | C.O.B. Ep.56

  • Published on Mar 27, 2018
  • What do you do on a romantic weekend away with your fiancee? Try cramming a gigantic calzone down your throat as fast as you can!
    In this episode, I try to take down Amalia, Liverpool's humongous calzone challenge, and beat Randy Santel's record time of 13.32 in the process! How did I do?
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Comments • 695

  • Bobby Holcomb
    Bobby Holcomb 2 days ago

    For my fellow Americans who stumble upon this video, courgette is cucumber.

  • Rami2480
    Rami2480 10 days ago +2


  • Molossus
    Molossus 16 days ago

    That's not how you stuff a calzone, they just threw down all their fridge leftovers. Calzone to be tasty should have ham, cheese, tomato sauce, that's it. The rest is just to make your life uncomfortable.

  • Jesper Augusston
    Jesper Augusston 22 days ago

    Not even a Calzone ๐Ÿค” Calzone is tomato, cheese and ham only.

  • rck ism
    rck ism 24 days ago

    i thought it was "cal-zone" not "cal-zone-ee" ?

  • gfrkiss
    gfrkiss Month ago

    If you are ever in the States again...go to a "Burgers and Beer" , they do a Manhole Cover Burger!!!!! It is what it says...x

  • stuart kounce
    stuart kounce Month ago

    Lmao cx nooo randyyy

  • goon hunter
    goon hunter Month ago

    Should invite me to go against you in a food challenge. No veg though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Caleb Lau
    Caleb Lau Month ago

    Great job he cleans the plate though and finishes chewing before he stops his time. You are my second favorite eater for sure and probably would be number 1 if you did the same.

  • TheRealEasy1
    TheRealEasy1 Month ago

    What do you say when you do that weird voice in your videos right before eating?

  • TheRealEasy1
    TheRealEasy1 Month ago

    Thumbs down for "cal-zone-ee". It is pronounced "cal-zone".

  • BigGinge
    BigGinge 2 months ago

    Shame you didn't get stabbed for that terrible accent ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Wayne Fitzpatrick
    Wayne Fitzpatrick 2 months ago

    Go beard. Am from Liverpool but couldn't understand ye

  • fat bastard
    fat bastard 2 months ago

    I will stab you with a cheese and onion baguette.... In the mouth. Ooosh.

  • Jarrad Dennis
    Jarrad Dennis 2 months ago

    "Calzonie" love it

  • Traww 95
    Traww 95 2 months ago

    What was in the calzone

  • Rinda B
    Rinda B 2 months ago

    Did he say he's in the world bugger eaten...?

    SCOTT MCGREGOR 2 months ago

    Every challenge in a restaurant your mouth is full of food Beardy to shave off seconds. Randy shows an empty mouth every time go watch a pro eat ok you need some tips.

      SCOTT MCGREGOR 2 months ago

      +hilbo8 I like Beards stuff but he is not in the same league but his enterprising skills and use of media will ensure he does great.........But speed, even endurance with some names he is little league.

    • hilbo8
      hilbo8 2 months ago

      Because finishing that last mouthful would have taken 3 minutes? Still smashed him! Go on beard! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

  • Alfie Goldspink
    Alfie Goldspink 2 months ago +1

    Hello from february 2019

  • mike moores
    mike moores 3 months ago

    That was hard to watch can't stand dirty eaters all over his beard and everything ๐Ÿคฎ

  • Edit name
    Edit name 3 months ago

    Calzone is very underrated.

  • J Carreon
    J Carreon 4 months ago

    i like your videos better than randys keep it up Mr. Beard

  • skippy down under
    skippy down under 5 months ago

    well done beard
    skippy down under

  • Noscamaroz28
    Noscamaroz28 7 months ago

    Stop posting that nasty ass bitch in your vids!!!

  • Marc McKeown
    Marc McKeown 7 months ago

    We went to see them too. It was pretty pants so your not on your own thinking that! And the 2 big displays with the horses were replicas! Awesome vid :)

  • Emmanuel Udoh
    Emmanuel Udoh 7 months ago

    0:55 Lol @ Atlas!

  • Ima Misfit
    Ima Misfit 7 months ago

    U gotta start cleaning ur plate and swallow before u stop the timer

  • sirstevealot
    sirstevealot 8 months ago

    Randys was wayyyyy bigger

  • Peter Ion
    Peter Ion 8 months ago

    โ€œA romantic getawayโ€. ..... no , I simply cannot comment. Just too easy. Jesus H Christ !

  • CalyTones
    CalyTones 8 months ago

    just zone. no more

  • c mac
    c mac 8 months ago

    Nice one beard! Ignore the negative comments! โœŠโœŒ

  • gaz riley
    gaz riley 8 months ago

    i love Liverpool i go once a month gonna try that next time

    FRENCHY 8 months ago

    HAHA WOW! Just finished 5lb already thinking about dinner.

  • Celtic CC Castle Clash
    Celtic CC Castle Clash 8 months ago

    not up for the fillings on that one

  • Anthony Barton
    Anthony Barton 8 months ago

    Wow! That was amazing, so happy you took down randy's record! Would of been cool to have seen you take down that thing in person and give you the same support randy got when he did the challenge!

  • Eric McGarrh
    Eric McGarrh 8 months ago

    You should do a video of your shirt collection

  • Jason Shoemaker
    Jason Shoemaker 8 months ago

    Until you finished chewing and all the crap you left over you didnt smash randys record. Randy could do it faster and cleaner. Minus the 2 minutes he uses to talk.

  • Dan Theman
    Dan Theman 8 months ago

    Love how you got the wop flag backward on the thumb nail

  • niall lavery
    niall lavery 9 months ago

    You have a pound of debris on the table and the plate randy had none void record

  • Michele Toledo
    Michele Toledo 9 months ago

    Great job ๐Ÿ’™

  • robbie fincham
    robbie fincham 9 months ago +1

    ever thought of heading to texas for the big texas steak ranch challenge?

  • Ballconei
    Ballconei 9 months ago

    You should try the three live puppy's challenge

  • Zach Campbell
    Zach Campbell 9 months ago

    Surely the beard doesn't get a severe stomach acre the way he wolf's down all the food in these
    Seriously crazy eating challenges.

  • Heidi barnes
    Heidi barnes 9 months ago

    that looks so yummy

  • 6 six
    6 six 9 months ago

    The other customers are like dam this dude's gettin busy.

  • Lotta N
    Lotta N 9 months ago

    I saw those teracota soldiers in Stockholm. And I agree, it was like 8 of them...

  • Lotta N
    Lotta N 9 months ago

    I hope Lindsey atleast got some garlic bread ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • scouse mouse
    scouse mouse 9 months ago

    My home town

  • N _
    N _ 10 months ago

    โ€œCalzoniโ€ lol.

  • Jordan Williams
    Jordan Williams 10 months ago

    Its Calzone dont say the E at the end

    SHRANICK S BABU 10 months ago

    Try Indian hyderbadi biryani challenge

  • Costa Sergio
    Costa Sergio 10 months ago

    Is it me or the food over there in England is cheaper than here in the north of Scotland?

  • oscar rowley
    oscar rowley 10 months ago

    Loving Lindseyโ€™s primark sunglasses! Only gone and got the same pair havenโ€™t we ๐Ÿ˜Ž, mrs beard is pretty damn cool! Haha, amazing video once again my man!

  • United We Stand
    United We Stand 11 months ago

    It's a sweet tee shirt... lol

    BIG JIMBO 11 months ago

    My all time favourite meal ... Superb what a time that was .... well done beard .. good show big man .

  • Kirin
    Kirin 11 months ago

    I have a challenge for you eat 15 pineapples in 30 mins your gf will thank you

  • Samuel Gutierrez
    Samuel Gutierrez 11 months ago

    Im shocked to see how long is his finger when he pointed at !!!

  • Dasani Bottle
    Dasani Bottle Year ago


  • AG Price
    AG Price Year ago

    yeah well ....big difference between your eating and randy.....he finishes every single bit...and finishes eating it before clocking did not ....prob closer to the same time .....

  • Craig McCartney
    Craig McCartney Year ago

    What your doing to Randy is what Trump is doing Obama wiping out all his work ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ•

  • RobtheChamp22
    RobtheChamp22 Year ago

    No dipping in the mozzarella sauce? I know youโ€™re trying to beat a record but donโ€™t miss out on that lol. Good work man

  • Jason Shoemaker
    Jason Shoemaker Year ago

    Let randy do it again he will get the record back

  • Jason Shoemaker
    Jason Shoemaker Year ago

    If randy ate like a pig, left all his crumbs in the sauce and on table had a beard to hide a few bites and not talk he would still have the record.

  • DarkShadowBudda
    DarkShadowBudda Year ago

    What I want to know is how do you keep beating records when you stop the timer before you're even done fucking chewing

  • T Daniels
    T Daniels Year ago

    You never ate the sauce. Does that really count as a win?

  • Andrew Jones
    Andrew Jones Year ago

    Randy Santel is a Homo!!!
    Has anyone ever seen him with a woman? Brit's suck too!

  • Kobina Ireland
    Kobina Ireland Year ago

    Randy doesn't stop the timer until his mouth is clear. Small technicality but I think that means Lindsey is right ;)

  • Arun Acharya arun007pk

    dude..Not Fair.... How did you finish!! stopping time was not fair enough...because Randy stops time ,after finishing everything( your plate was messy , not clean) , & swallowing everything ( food was still there in your mouth while stopping the time)..

  • Prabhjot Lehra
    Prabhjot Lehra Year ago +2


  • H Tee
    H Tee Year ago

    Romantic Liverpool?

  • Matthew Smith
    Matthew Smith Year ago

    Next time your up man go the Swan !

  • Daishinkan23
    Daishinkan23 Year ago

    You eat like a pig

  • Theo Sprague
    Theo Sprague Year ago

    Lol. I stand at 5 foot 1 and a half. Bearded hero ate something as big as me!

  • Kristian Malt
    Kristian Malt Year ago

    Yo girl fat dog

  • Classic Mail
    Classic Mail Year ago

    Romantic getaway to Liverpool lol

  • Phil McCraken
    Phil McCraken Year ago

    That intro though hahah.

  • Twinkles NZ
    Twinkles NZ Year ago

    Don't get me wrong I love love yr videos but I do start to gag when yr water gets chunky ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—

  • I Be Watchin
    I Be Watchin Year ago

    Dat raw ass dough

  • chimpakawanzelu
    chimpakawanzelu Year ago

    "they sent it to the right place" lol.

  • kjones0261
    kjones0261 Year ago

    Good to hear you are coming back to North Carolina for the HWY 55 Challenge. Nice practice with the Calzone.

    IXSTEFANOXI Year ago

    Iโ€™m italian


    You the man beard why don't you and kate o have a eating stand off boys v girls would be cool!!

  • Reni xox
    Reni xox Year ago


  • Paul Rohrer
    Paul Rohrer Year ago

    Fun get away with the beard.......who is stuck on the crapper the entire time!

  • Steven West
    Steven West Year ago

    Ah come on man, clean the platter at least! Randy FINISHES THE PLATE. None of these scraps you leave behind big enough they wouldn't fit up a nostril.

    • BeardMeatsFood
      BeardMeatsFood  Year ago

      Steven West youโ€™re daft mate. Restaurant owner literally next to me lol there was probably 4g of debris, and I ainโ€™t about to lick the plate

  • valerie Stewart
    valerie Stewart Year ago +1

    If Randy ate as disgusting as you did he would finish alot faster. You sir are a slob which makes it impossible to watch this. Randy is clean which is why I can stand his vids.

    • c mac
      c mac 8 months ago

      valerie Stewart ๐Ÿ–•

  • Elias Pena Martinez

    You were still chewing after the clock stopped. But, keep trying!

  • Sparky Nate
    Sparky Nate Year ago

    Well you were still chewing when the timer stopped so I think she did win and you went over 10 minutes. Plus one thing you do that is different than Randy is you don't clear the plate... you still would have beat his record but try to start clearing the plate like Randy does. But overall great job and way to beat a 3yr record

  • Drew G
    Drew G Year ago

    My 10th view in like 5 days

  • Rob Gleason
    Rob Gleason Year ago

    wow you smashed randys time awesome job and your lady had to buy you dinner way to go

  • Adrienne Garner
    Adrienne Garner Year ago

    Nice one beard.. smashed that one out of the park! Speed was insane!

  • Madison Marie
    Madison Marie Year ago

    You should have someone make you a T-shirt quilt with yโ€™all your victories or something. It would be badass like an official beards win blanket lol

  • 01GTB Daily
    01GTB Daily Year ago +1

    As randy would say โ€œ if youโ€™re still chewing itโ€™s not over โ€œ plus look at all those scraps. At 4:35 you can see a full mouth and time stopped. Edit.... you clearly still would have beat Randy but you would be paying for the meal later with your Mrs

  • Bob Strete
    Bob Strete Year ago

    Not to be annoying but Randy would've eaten all that tomato sauce and all this scraps you left. So, from Randy's point of view, you really didn't complete the challenge. You still did a great job but I can just imagine Randy's reaction to this.

    • Bob Strete
      Bob Strete Year ago

      BeardMeatsFood either way I'm sure you would've beat him. I just know he can be a bit anal retentive when it comes down to what " finished" actually means. Ultimately it's up to the restaurant. But you did a great job and again, I'm sure you'd still have the record. BTW, I love your channel. It's more entertaining than Randy's

    • BeardMeatsFood
      BeardMeatsFood  Year ago +1

      Bob Strete marinara sauce optional. Nothing left.

  • Alexander Parry
    Alexander Parry Year ago

    Hello beard, Iโ€™m from Liverpool mate and I donโ€™t appreciate the silly accent and the comments at the start of the video, I really do like your videos very much but you do say some daft stuff sometimes you know. Was a excellent video anyway and keep up the good content mate.

  • Ryan Williams
    Ryan Williams Year ago

    Beard Army - New Challenge ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž
    Could you eat a full carvery for the British public... full Turkey, Ham, Beef and all the veg options?
    I've got no idea how u could arrange that idea though ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • peej peejen
    peej peejen Year ago

    So want a Calzone now

  • 5D NOW
    5D NOW Year ago

    Ashtar command

  • Mike byrnecartwright Byrne Carts

    Maybe they was knicked Hahaha

  • Doggles
    Doggles Year ago

    Soooo Taco Bell challenge anytime soon, Beard?