Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

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  • Published on Oct 17, 2019
  • Neal Brennan floats a theory about why Donald Trump has been so uncooperative with the congressional impeachment probe. #TheDailyShow #NealBrennan
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  • valdark2
    valdark2 9 days ago

    Bernie is running that Kickstarter already lol

  • Smileyface Smileyface

    Trump really believes that he owns America. Because he calls everything his. Look at my black man at his hate rallies. My military. My country, my Hispanics, my wife, that he ignores daily. He's a narcissist, egomaniac, sociopath.he a control freak.

  • Linda Tils
    Linda Tils 10 days ago

    WOW that's SICKNING Trump is a traitor and self-serving clown

  • Oksana Kors
    Oksana Kors 10 days ago

    👌

  • Al Somethin
    Al Somethin 15 days ago

    He sees the country as a Trump brand now is this somehow a surprise. He has ruined most of his buisiness (ad)ventures as he went along thinking he was an expert. He is broke and has no real money just debt.

  • Omar Killum
    Omar Killum 20 days ago

    What's better than saying the words "Buying America Back" is "Having Trump Impeached."

  • Josny13
    Josny13 24 days ago

    Hahaha, I know right? He should have just said: "Ma nigga ovuh here."

  • N. A. Hartnell
    N. A. Hartnell Month ago

    "Look at my African American!"

  • Siryvonne Bell
    Siryvonne Bell Month ago

    This is monumental!!!!

  • Míša Vondrous
    Míša Vondrous Month ago

    But. Hold up. We all know that the royals/ illuminati owns America. Sooo...

  • Míša Vondrous
    Míša Vondrous Month ago

    "Er-hem. I'm African...but, go on" 😂😂😂😂

  • Queen Faziii Ezron
    Queen Faziii Ezron Month ago

    Fr he thinks he owns America!!! My My and My...this explains a lot...

  • Monica Sainz
    Monica Sainz Month ago

    Everything he touches burns faster than a Trump Steak!

  • marian smith
    marian smith Month ago

    Makes Sense....funny!

  • sunnylilme
    sunnylilme Month ago

    My. God. This is SPOT ON. This is ALL you need to know about this admin.

  • J H Jay
    J H Jay Month ago

    My, mine haha America has F**KED IT🤣😂🤣😂

  • Ken Rice
    Ken Rice Month ago

    Democrat asskisser Trump owns you .Listen to the bullshit CNN and MSNBC purveyors of pure hate bullshit liars.Trump is the one laughing his ass off.Trump2020

  • Ahmed Elhilali
    Ahmed Elhilali Month ago

    Yao" my African American" omg

  • Samuel Rosander
    Samuel Rosander Month ago

    It's hard to respect something when you are protected from it by extreme partisanship and widespread stupidity. What is there to respect if you face no consequences for your words or actions? It's like having a parent who constantly says that you're in trouble while buying you ponies and ice cream.

  • Vanessa Knox
    Vanessa Knox Month ago

    Bush sold the country and now you're saying Trump think he bought it back?

  • Jamil Wallace
    Jamil Wallace Month ago +1

    He always looks high AF 😂😂😂😂

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon Month ago

    Chris and Jennifer lol

  • Bhavani Abe
    Bhavani Abe Month ago

    Didn't that guy work on Chappelle show? Looks like he stayed with comedy Central....reminds me of chapelles stand up mentioning the upside down.... wierd.

    • Bhavani Abe
      Bhavani Abe Month ago

      He is wearing glasses reminds me of Perry....quick...put the glasses on... invisible. Priceless.

  • Tango Bango
    Tango Bango Month ago

    Where’s Roy Wood Jr.?

  • Purple Flame Tarot
    Purple Flame Tarot Month ago

    I said from the time he walked out and molested that flag, he had a look like an evil villain saying: 'Mine! ALL mine!' He thinks he WON it when he won (not) the election, and the peasants came with it. It's almost over though 😉

  • Valayar Checkpost
    Valayar Checkpost Month ago

    Where do you get these lowlifes from?

  • rudy barton
    rudy barton Month ago

    Now the whole world knows how stupids are the americans....period

  • Ann Marie
    Ann Marie Month ago

    Oh no! I had to check the date this dropped. Oct 18, Bill Maher did his eerily similar Prickstarter New Rules bit. Yikes! Guess you beat him Neal. 😂

  • Bobby Bobby
    Bobby Bobby Month ago

    Trevor Noah for president.

  • Anita Gee
    Anita Gee Month ago

    OMG that totally explains it!!!

  • Ugyen Thinley
    Ugyen Thinley Month ago

    Wow Trevor, your guest nailed it! Trump is a real dictator of USA

  • Faceldy28
    Faceldy28 Month ago

    Bill Maher had the same idea. Get millionaires actors, musicians etc. That hate Trump to donate to Trump in order for his resignation. Boom! You both said it perfectly. Trump understands one thing. Money.

  • mz Kaye
    mz Kaye Month ago

    This is hilarious...but its so accurate 🤣

  • Lo Mtlt
    Lo Mtlt Month ago

    He is sooo right about it!

  • Robert Madden
    Robert Madden Month ago

    He thinks he bought America cuz he paid members of the Electoral College

  • Devin Tinney
    Devin Tinney Month ago

    Technically, Trump doesn’t think he bought America. He thinks he won America, and now he is America. I understand the assertion, but it’s an established fact that this douche bag doesn’t pay for anything unless made to. More to the point, since his financial meltdown, he can’t afford the U. S. much less any other major infrastructure project. He just likes to slap his brand on stuff & collect a surcharge. Here’s hoping the country doesn’t go the way of Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, & Trump SoHo. I predict when his tax returns are released they will reveal that he is as over leveraged & compromised financially as he is morally & ethically.

  • Silvia Reyes
    Silvia Reyes Month ago

    😂🤣😂🎤🚨📀 the DJ analogy was hilarious

  • dion dyzi
    dion dyzi Month ago

    He was making sense... like every other Trump property America is loosing its value home n abroad ... omg!!!!!! He literally is doing to this country the only thing he knows how to do... destroy it!

  • Charla  Gotier
    Charla Gotier Month ago

    Thomas Jefferson on a date with a child who was also is wife’s half sister....

  • Y B
    Y B Month ago

    Neal Brennan is a funny Erza Klein.

  • Jason Fisher
    Jason Fisher Month ago

    The 416 dislikes are from tRump yes men!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jakob Peter Raahauge

    😄🇬🇱🤭

  • Clive Nshiime
    Clive Nshiime Month ago

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  • Christy Sweet
    Christy Sweet Month ago

    So did he know Mahrer did this, also- #Prick Starter? rgdls., he has Trump pegged.

  • Vslim Goody
    Vslim Goody Month ago

    It’s funny because it’s true😂😩😩😩

  • Graham Addison
    Graham Addison Month ago

    Anti-Trump is out of date. Get with the new protocol homie.

  • tomfreed
    tomfreed Month ago

    It is about time someone somewhere wacks this son of a bitch Trump in the head and kicks his fucking fat ass in jail where he belongs. What a disgusting human being with a filthy trash mouth and a stupid, ignorant brain.

    I piss and shit on this fucker if i can!!!!!!!!

  • Damian Low
    Damian Low Month ago

    there is truth in jest.

  • victorhostos
    victorhostos Month ago

    AMERICA'S BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN!!! CHIEF PEDOPHILE IN COMMAND TRUMP KING OF THE IDIOTS!!!

  • cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas Month ago

    The president thinks he can get away with it cuz no one does anything to stop him. There's a lot of lip service, but no actual repercussions.

  • Vincent van Dijk
    Vincent van Dijk Month ago +1

    Please find a "Neil" comedian that does not need autocue to read from.

    • Rowan Winters
      Rowan Winters Month ago

      Thank you. I was about to say the same thing. He was just reading that thing like a book. It wasn't engaging, he looked like he'd never been in front of a camera in his life.

  • Vivek Anand J
    Vivek Anand J Month ago

    Bill Maher already started the kick starter! 😂

  • LadyE100
    LadyE100 Month ago

    It all makes since now.

  • sush139
    sush139 Month ago +1

    Oh right! Trump did try to buy Greenland just a few weeks ago! ....THAT really happened.

    • sush139
      sush139 Month ago

      @Rowan Winters Either because human mind has a way of coping with bad memories or because so much worse has happened since then that Trump-trying-to-buy-Greenland just disappeared in the ether.

    • Rowan Winters
      Rowan Winters Month ago

      ...holy hell, why does that seem like it was years ago?

  • Nelson King
    Nelson King Month ago

    Liberals like to ignore and dismiss the 62 million people across 30 states that put Trump in the white house. We will show up again next year to give him yet another term.

    • Nelson King
      Nelson King Month ago

      @Rowan Winters Umm who's president again?

    • Rowan Winters
      Rowan Winters Month ago

      Er, who won the popular vote again?

  • nraketh
    nraketh Month ago

    That's painfully accurate.

  • videomissionary
    videomissionary Month ago

    "eventually?" .... America, we have some bad news for you...

  • Marx Dent
    Marx Dent Month ago

    So blunt you can smoke it...
    Oww!
    That my surprise I didn't see it sooner... it scary but whose allowing him to think he bought it?

  • Sao Pooh
    Sao Pooh Month ago

    Owning the US? Good explanation, but it may go even deeper: Many of the mega rich probably don't consider themselves loyal to any particular country by reason of birthright citizenship, because they can move themselves, as well as their assets, so freely throughout the world. If for any reason Trump really gets cornered, he can take up residence in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US, like SA or some place called, uummm... uumm... Russia.

  • Forest Dickey
    Forest Dickey Month ago

    Did I hear a black reporter from cbs call Bernie Sanders an old White guy? What part of that isn't prejudice?