Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show
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- Published on Oct 17, 2019
- Neal Brennan floats a theory about why Donald Trump has been so uncooperative with the congressional impeachment probe. #TheDailyShow #NealBrennan
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Bernie is running that Kickstarter already lol
Trump really believes that he owns America. Because he calls everything his. Look at my black man at his hate rallies. My military. My country, my Hispanics, my wife, that he ignores daily. He's a narcissist, egomaniac, sociopath.he a control freak.
WOW that's SICKNING Trump is a traitor and self-serving clown
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He sees the country as a Trump brand now is this somehow a surprise. He has ruined most of his buisiness (ad)ventures as he went along thinking he was an expert. He is broke and has no real money just debt.
What's better than saying the words "Buying America Back" is "Having Trump Impeached."
Hahaha, I know right? He should have just said: "Ma nigga ovuh here."
"Look at my African American!"
This is monumental!!!!
But. Hold up. We all know that the royals/ illuminati owns America. Sooo...
"Er-hem. I'm African...but, go on" 😂😂😂😂
Fr he thinks he owns America!!! My My and My...this explains a lot...
Everything he touches burns faster than a Trump Steak!
Makes Sense....funny!
My. God. This is SPOT ON. This is ALL you need to know about this admin.
My, mine haha America has F**KED IT🤣😂🤣😂
Democrat asskisser Trump owns you .Listen to the bullshit CNN and MSNBC purveyors of pure hate bullshit liars.Trump is the one laughing his ass off.Trump2020
Yao" my African American" omg
It's hard to respect something when you are protected from it by extreme partisanship and widespread stupidity. What is there to respect if you face no consequences for your words or actions? It's like having a parent who constantly says that you're in trouble while buying you ponies and ice cream.
Bush sold the country and now you're saying Trump think he bought it back?
He always looks high AF 😂😂😂😂
Chris and Jennifer lol
Didn't that guy work on Chappelle show? Looks like he stayed with comedy Central....reminds me of chapelles stand up mentioning the upside down.... wierd.
He is wearing glasses reminds me of Perry....quick...put the glasses on... invisible. Priceless.
Where’s Roy Wood Jr.?
I said from the time he walked out and molested that flag, he had a look like an evil villain saying: 'Mine! ALL mine!' He thinks he WON it when he won (not) the election, and the peasants came with it. It's almost over though 😉
Where do you get these lowlifes from?
Now the whole world knows how stupids are the americans....period
Oh no! I had to check the date this dropped. Oct 18, Bill Maher did his eerily similar Prickstarter New Rules bit. Yikes! Guess you beat him Neal. 😂
Trevor Noah for president.
OMG that totally explains it!!!
Wow Trevor, your guest nailed it! Trump is a real dictator of USA
Bill Maher had the same idea. Get millionaires actors, musicians etc. That hate Trump to donate to Trump in order for his resignation. Boom! You both said it perfectly. Trump understands one thing. Money.
This is hilarious...but its so accurate 🤣
He is sooo right about it!
He thinks he bought America cuz he paid members of the Electoral College
Technically, Trump doesn’t think he bought America. He thinks he won America, and now he is America. I understand the assertion, but it’s an established fact that this douche bag doesn’t pay for anything unless made to. More to the point, since his financial meltdown, he can’t afford the U. S. much less any other major infrastructure project. He just likes to slap his brand on stuff & collect a surcharge. Here’s hoping the country doesn’t go the way of Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, & Trump SoHo. I predict when his tax returns are released they will reveal that he is as over leveraged & compromised financially as he is morally & ethically.
😂🤣😂🎤🚨📀 the DJ analogy was hilarious
He was making sense... like every other Trump property America is loosing its value home n abroad ... omg!!!!!! He literally is doing to this country the only thing he knows how to do... destroy it!
Thomas Jefferson on a date with a child who was also is wife’s half sister....
Neal Brennan is a funny Erza Klein.
The 416 dislikes are from tRump yes men!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So did he know Mahrer did this, also- #Prick Starter? rgdls., he has Trump pegged.
It’s funny because it’s true😂😩😩😩
Anti-Trump is out of date. Get with the new protocol homie.
It is about time someone somewhere wacks this son of a bitch Trump in the head and kicks his fucking fat ass in jail where he belongs. What a disgusting human being with a filthy trash mouth and a stupid, ignorant brain.
I piss and shit on this fucker if i can!!!!!!!!
there is truth in jest.
AMERICA'S BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN!!! CHIEF PEDOPHILE IN COMMAND TRUMP KING OF THE IDIOTS!!!
The president thinks he can get away with it cuz no one does anything to stop him. There's a lot of lip service, but no actual repercussions.
Please find a "Neil" comedian that does not need autocue to read from.
Thank you. I was about to say the same thing. He was just reading that thing like a book. It wasn't engaging, he looked like he'd never been in front of a camera in his life.
Bill Maher already started the kick starter! 😂
It all makes since now.
Oh right! Trump did try to buy Greenland just a few weeks ago! ....THAT really happened.
@Rowan Winters Either because human mind has a way of coping with bad memories or because so much worse has happened since then that Trump-trying-to-buy-Greenland just disappeared in the ether.
...holy hell, why does that seem like it was years ago?
Liberals like to ignore and dismiss the 62 million people across 30 states that put Trump in the white house. We will show up again next year to give him yet another term.
@Rowan Winters Umm who's president again?
Er, who won the popular vote again?
That's painfully accurate.
"eventually?" .... America, we have some bad news for you...
So blunt you can smoke it...
Oww!
That my surprise I didn't see it sooner... it scary but whose allowing him to think he bought it?
Owning the US? Good explanation, but it may go even deeper: Many of the mega rich probably don't consider themselves loyal to any particular country by reason of birthright citizenship, because they can move themselves, as well as their assets, so freely throughout the world. If for any reason Trump really gets cornered, he can take up residence in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US, like SA or some place called, uummm... uumm... Russia.
Did I hear a black reporter from cbs call Bernie Sanders an old White guy? What part of that isn't prejudice?