Trump Is Trying to Get America to Break Up with Him | The Daily Show

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  • Published on Oct 20, 2019
  • Dulcé Sloan explains how Trump’s strategy to get America to dump him is eerily similar to a tactic used by her boyfriend, Marvin. #TheDailyShow #DulcéSloan
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  • mh637
    mh637 7 days ago

    😂❤️😂

  • wRen D'or!
    wRen D'or! 10 days ago

    Trumarvin 😂🤣

  • Karashou Tengu
    Karashou Tengu 10 days ago +2

    The answer to all life's problems: strong, black, female role models.

  • slayer 1
    slayer 1 11 days ago

    1:50 that is a power dress powerful purple petals and polka dots LOL

  • Cross Soldier
    Cross Soldier 15 days ago

    Ignorant commentary...y'all need to go back to kindergarten and sit in the corner, LISTEN, AND LEARN SOMETHING !!!

  • Golden Empress
    Golden Empress 15 days ago +1

    No SQUID pro quo
    Q

  • Professor Histoire
    Professor Histoire 18 days ago

    My theory is that he never actually wanted to be President; he just wanted to prove he could get the job.

  • Bushra AlAssafy
    Bushra AlAssafy 18 days ago

    Marvin is a peace of shit for all I know

  • GIGAtyWING
    GIGAtyWING 20 days ago

    What a stupid fat d1ndu

  • Coronel Property Management CPM

    I don't really like this fat b. she is not even funny.

  • sailorcaramel
    sailorcaramel 22 days ago

    I thought this about Trump too. He's not an anti-hero, but an anti-villain. Instead of doing bad things for good people, Trump does good things for bad people.

  • John Smith_Treeler
    John Smith_Treeler 23 days ago

    just get rid of her she makes the show look bad lol

  • bluemystic7501
    bluemystic7501 23 days ago

    But you only actually breakup with someone when there is a better option around the corner. There isn't.

  • AMBGS7
    AMBGS7 24 days ago

    pro-cow quits ox, when?

  • Martin Marbles
    Martin Marbles 24 days ago

    usclip.net/video/og07wHrygjk/video.html

  • Nicole Clark
    Nicole Clark 24 days ago

    She just described my marriage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • alexae1367
    alexae1367 25 days ago +1

    Shhhhh!
    If he's embarrassed to quit then saying all this won't help!

  • Mohamed Bahaa
    Mohamed Bahaa 25 days ago

    I need dolcé comedy specials on a weekly basis

  • Sahara Kemipt
    Sahara Kemipt 25 days ago

    " i am marrying that piece of Sh*** this weekend" tears in my eyes laughing ... i got u gurl... i did that .. i didnt marry the S*** i just drove him crazy... but respect ....

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 25 days ago

    How to lose a guy in ten days.

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 25 days ago

    Been thinking this same concept for a while. Trump admittedly cares more about ratings and how much is talked about and I honestly think he wants to go down in history --- but not as a failure. So he'll become another controversial Scandal and he can claim it was all conspiracy --- it's like a football team when the refs make a play call the other team doesn't agree with. They're going to claim something it was all rigged/wrong/should have gone the other wa. You know what I mean?

  • Bee Gees75
    Bee Gees75 25 days ago

    True. Trump wants to quit but he also wants the promise of no criminal charges after he leaves office and the ability to still blame the fake deep state for his departure.

  • aditya rao
    aditya rao 26 days ago

    This was oddly sweet
    Let us Bless the union of Marvin and Mrs Marvin

  • Shobhu
    Shobhu 26 days ago +1

    Dulce is cute but her taking makes her even more cuter

  • Plink TheCat
    Plink TheCat 27 days ago

    Oh God, I needed this! A good laugh!!!!

  • Eric Johnson
    Eric Johnson 27 days ago

    It is much easier to be the dumpee than the dumpor, at least so I thought in my first marriage; but along came that last straw and I became the dumpor! After only a week, I asked myself (feeling really good for the first time in forever), ‘why did I wait so long?’

  • Gee Tee
    Gee Tee 27 days ago +1

    Trump tricked his supporters. Trump loves rich people who can buy islands. Trump hates the working poor “paycheck to paycheck”. Americas 98% of working poor “paycheck to to paycheck”. Later on trump will call republicans crazy for listening to Trump. Here is the boot 🥾 for trump to walk faster out of White House.

  • Jamie Ryan Storey
    Jamie Ryan Storey 28 days ago

    Suddenly, Drake's " Marvin's Room" makes a lot more sense.

  • Risoh
    Risoh 28 days ago

    Marvin😂😂

  • samuel abnavi
    samuel abnavi 28 days ago

    what the fuck youre so worried about ?

  • Dyl S
    Dyl S 28 days ago

    Still on trump eh? Got old after we found out Russia was a hoax 🤷‍♂️ come on Noah 🤦‍♂️

  • F L A P P Y
    F L A P P Y 28 days ago

    Is it just me or does this guy sound like Oscar from the office?

  • Ann Yes
    Ann Yes 28 days ago

    Why? Why use the N word? Every time I think we've moved beyond that shit, something as simple as this clip yanks me back.

  • Hana Adel
    Hana Adel 28 days ago

    Marvel: "BRING IT ON, B***!"
    me: the mystery of young love

  • cmz8706
    cmz8706 28 days ago

    I would be trying to break up with Dulce Sloan, too... fat, loud, unfunny...

  • Johannes Knieriem
    Johannes Knieriem 28 days ago +1

    I dont live in the US, but someone please explain to me how Trump has made things so much worse, someone please give me a figure or fact of sorts, i genuinely wish to understand why youre so sad all the time

  • Johannes Knieriem
    Johannes Knieriem 28 days ago +1

    Everyone in the comments just go cry somewhere else you bad loseres hahaha

  • Johannes Knieriem
    Johannes Knieriem 28 days ago +1

    How do so many ppl find this guy funny
    Is it just becaus hes yet another tv host who hates trump? Id say ppl like this guy are profiting way more from trumps presidency than trump himself, otherwise they would have nothing to talk about, seriously

  • sure enough
    sure enough 29 days ago

    Trump never expected to get elected (stupid electoral college) so when he did get in the white house, he said ummm 😏 since I'm here let me just prove I can do whatever I want because nobody's (republicans) going to stop me, and while at it I'll just steal money from the taxpayers and enrich myself and my kids. Which is what he's done and is doing. I believe trump owed Putin a lot of money that he couldn't pay and was genuinely scared that he and his kids were in danger of coming up missing. Being president gives them secret service protection plus allows him to get cash for Putin and himself. I never thought trump was as rich as he claimed but now oh yeah now he is thanks to us the taxpayers.

  • Nancy Rocks
    Nancy Rocks 29 days ago

    I can't stand you liberals and your hysteria. Get over yourselves. You are so deranged you are sick. Trump 2020.

  • Micheal Versian
    Micheal Versian 29 days ago

    trevor noah you are starting to get boring! yawn i really like you but your subjects are boresome.

  • Christinah Shongwe
    Christinah Shongwe 29 days ago

    Okay guys what is a quid pro quo

  • Josephine Williams
    Josephine Williams 29 days ago

    Ah yes, its the undesirable fat black girl not self-respecting enough to leave a loser out of desperation trope, repurposed to tell a story about Trump. Some things never change.

    • samira Ansari
      samira Ansari 26 days ago

      Josephine Williams I‘m sorry, but how exactly is she „undesirable“? Like, I get the rest, but I don‘t really think she‘s being portrayed that way. What am I missing?

  • Mr. Mr.
    Mr. Mr. 29 days ago

    Duck Marvin

  • GRIM35
    GRIM35 29 days ago

    The news about trump is entertaining but id sacrifice my entertainment for that fuck to be impeached already.

  • GoGreen1977
    GoGreen1977 29 days ago

    "Quid pro quo" is moot. All Trump had to do is ask for foreign assistance to get himself reelected to face impeachment. Full stop. The attempted extortion just makes it worse.

  • Jamie
    Jamie 29 days ago

    I agree 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • r2dxhate
    r2dxhate 29 days ago

    Damn she's big

  • Karlman Tschia
    Karlman Tschia 29 days ago

    Please support Björn Spave with Fairtube. Please invite him to your show!

  • MickeyGreenEyes213
    MickeyGreenEyes213 29 days ago

    I love her! She's adorable and hilarious!

  • AlienDiff Entertainment

    I never watched but just the title is enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

  • KinG Rouge
    KinG Rouge 29 days ago

    I want Dulcé to call me honey or suga

  • sophia Garcia
    sophia Garcia 29 days ago

    He has got all he could get out of this Presidency... All the unused government Real Estate his sons and Comrades Acquired, and more Foreign Business Relations then he has ever had before.... We are soo stupid!

  • Contently Shane
    Contently Shane 29 days ago

    Have trump get beat by Andrew Yang and that’ll be the perfect way to crack his ego but he may go crazy and shoot up his own golf course tho. imagine a racist egotistical prick who lies getting beaten by an Asian man who spits facts 😂 it’ll kill him on the inside

  • Wandering gypsy 3
    Wandering gypsy 3 29 days ago

    What is truly sad.... She is 100% right.

  • Face Candy Studio
    Face Candy Studio 29 days ago

    She's on to something.... but uh, we need a happy ending with Trump out of the white house and on BravoTV or CrimeTV where he belongs...

  • Peter Hedlöf
    Peter Hedlöf 29 days ago

    NATO keeps failing & Erdogan just proves that NATOs Colleges education Anal sex & sperm eating Ron Jeremy was better economy than pick coffee Beans or work in cloths store. Taste Line of greatness cant even addmit that Zlatans carrer was fixed and directed by gods choosen People.

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    Clive Nshiime 29 days ago

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  • Thezachwagner
    Thezachwagner Month ago

    Ghetto America showing why it stays ghetto 😊

  • Graham Addison
    Graham Addison Month ago

    Trevor, freedom of speech ends with defamation of character. WELCOME TO AMERICA. Be grateful, or get out. You will be assisted. Lay off the smart ass comments you are not qualified to talk about. Stay off the hot list.