Funny Texts To Crush FAILS

  • Published on Jan 4, 2018
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  • SSSniperWolf
    SSSniperWolf  Year ago +4264

    ask me questions for ask wolf :D

  • Mahfuza Karim
    Mahfuza Karim 41 minute ago

    best pick up line: do you know bts?

  • Neveah Wiles
    Neveah Wiles Day ago

    Why did on of the the guys text the girl to solve for x wich = her number when he obviously has her number =_=

  • Totally Yours Ty Bowling Services

    My real Mom pasta way

  • Eliana Rodriguez
    Eliana Rodriguez 2 days ago

    Omg the last one was halarios

  • Hunter Boldon
    Hunter Boldon 2 days ago

    To other guys just be confident the worsylt thing girls can say is no.

  • IzzyLazy
    IzzyLazy 2 days ago

    y=mx+b is a slope-intercept equation used for linear

  • ben speaks
    ben speaks 2 days ago

    1:37 NO BY CHEE,

  • Imma Good Boi
    Imma Good Boi 3 days ago +4

    No need to put U and I together when J and K are right next to it.
    Like if u get it.

  • Makenna Rayne Stoermer

    How watched 1:39 just laughing nonstop

  • Charlotte Gochenauer
    Charlotte Gochenauer 4 days ago +2

    My crush doesn’t like me 😿

  • Cristina Fada Magica

    0:53 that's my thatcher wth!!!!!

  • Gacha_maker103
    Gacha_maker103 4 days ago +1

    Bow wow wow bts fire πŸ”₯

  • What's up it's Rosamaria

    Once my friends crush hugged her and she actually fainted like in his arms she fainted and i just felt bad for ( Diego her crush ) and my friend Kylie Diego was just holding Kylie omg tho it was really funny me i just went there grabbed Kylie thanked Diego for not dropping her and went about my day and when Kylie woke i told her everything luckily it was at my house so like her parents where not going to be like WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE well now they both found out they like each other and are " dating" lol

  • Chaya James
    Chaya James 4 days ago

    He got that from wild and out

  • Alli /Alligator
    Alli /Alligator 5 days ago

    *I LOVE YOU*

  • How to Awesome
    How to Awesome 5 days ago

    Lol my name is andrew

  • Khai Trolls
    Khai Trolls 5 days ago

    A pick up line I just came up with is hey baby are you a casket cause your beauty kills me

  • Daesy Hudson
    Daesy Hudson 5 days ago

    I want a boy to say did it hurt "did what hurt" when you fell from heaven "no but I did scrape my knee crawling outta hell"
    Ooohhhhh gosh i really want that to happen with me and my crush

  • Hey Its Morgan
    Hey Its Morgan 6 days ago

    It’s ok my brothers appendix bursted he was hospitalized for a week but he still survived! And btw I love you😍

  • Nancy Brun
    Nancy Brun 6 days ago

    If someone said the math one to me I would say IS THAT CALCULAST i never learned that.

  • park_ chaeyoung
    park_ chaeyoung 6 days ago


  • Army Ramisa
    Army Ramisa 7 days ago


  • Artpotato 24
    Artpotato 24 8 days ago

    Wtf did i just watch πŸ˜‚

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  • Hugh Jarce
    Hugh Jarce 9 days ago

    The best pick-up line is "Get in the back of the van." Having a gun and shouting aggressively in her face means she knows you're serious and not just messing around. It also helps if you have a van.

  • Chaza
    Chaza 9 days ago

    Are you Cinderella bc I see that dress coming off at midnight

  • Unicorn plays ROBLOX
    Unicorn plays ROBLOX 10 days ago

    Random stranger:hi
    Me:yep he likes me

  • Tojo Taco
    Tojo Taco 11 days ago

    Call me sun bc I be giving u da D
    (If u don't know the sun gives u vitamin D)

  • Otaku's Voice
    Otaku's Voice 11 days ago


  • princess gachaxxx
    princess gachaxxx 11 days ago +1

    No no boy can pick me up Because I'm not a truck

  • Lydia X
    Lydia X 12 days ago +1

    If you are over 6 hit that like button in the face

  • Lydia X
    Lydia X 12 days ago +1

    Bravo Avocado πŸ₯‘

  • Ramsey Sherwood
    Ramsey Sherwood 13 days ago

    9:56 Where is the *FREE FOOD*

  • Gacha Crazy kid
    Gacha Crazy kid 13 days ago

    I have diabetes...

  • Brendan Furtaw
    Brendan Furtaw 14 days ago

    Umm in one text trying to get a number time went backwards?

  • Wolfie Biscuits
    Wolfie Biscuits 14 days ago

    3:38 arigghhttt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Frisk The Dingus
    Frisk The Dingus 15 days ago

    Technically, U and I are together
    On a keyboard
    On the internet

  • I love slime Squishy lover\best friends tv

    Pretty much any pick-up line will get me cause I’m single ac (as fudge)😬😬😒❀️❀️

  • I sucked your man’s dick

    1:14 sssniperwolf whyyyyyy

  • sonia rosas
    sonia rosas 16 days ago


  • Courtney Williamson
    Courtney Williamson 16 days ago

    My cousin said u tots huge

  • keirha terrell
    keirha terrell 16 days ago +1

    Bravo avacado

  • The Contortion Twins
    The Contortion Twins 16 days ago

    At 0:47, why did the dog look like the one on tiktok?

  • crazy life w\ Destiny
    crazy life w\ Destiny 17 days ago

    Wolfie be going off but it's funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ always talking bout somebody headπŸ˜‚

  • crazy life w\ Destiny
    crazy life w\ Destiny 17 days ago

    CDs balls was hilarious

  • Mia Guess who
    Mia Guess who 17 days ago

    That first one was smoooooth

  • Malthemagicat
    Malthemagicat 18 days ago

    7:03 gurl u REALLY like pusheen (don't get me wrong I do to XD)

  • HeyIts Laine
    HeyIts Laine 19 days ago

    Lia you look like an E-girl from Tik Tok.

    Lol ily πŸ™ƒ

  • K.L Morris
    K.L Morris 19 days ago

    1:41 AHH MY JINK

  • Ocean Luna
    Ocean Luna 20 days ago

    The first thing I said to my first no knee of a friend was:
    β€œDo you need a cure, bro? There is always internet.”
    Because he hadn’t been able to run/jump lately... he hurt his knee so...
    He laughed
    And then 4 months later we found out that he had a disease in his knee
    You can’t always trust the internet
    Or the advice a friend jokingly gives you

  • Alpha Maia
    Alpha Maia 21 day ago

    I'm into nerds
    They listen, and they know how to distract you when you're upset

  • η₯žθ½©ε“₯

    That was funny

  • CherryFox
    CherryFox 22 days ago

    Those were good. I should use those lines next time πŸ˜‚

  • Alexis Daniel
    Alexis Daniel 23 days ago

    Hi do you like hearing someone talking about family because I need some one to talk to I am going though a lot so can we talk.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • MollyCatThePres
    MollyCatThePres 24 days ago

    I also say what she says at 2:46

  • Good Death
    Good Death 25 days ago

    U g l y a f thats 6 yus xD

  • Zoe K
    Zoe K 25 days ago


  • Michaela Ariana Grande Fan

    This is literally people making jokes and rosting onlineπŸ˜‚πŸ’•

  • Louise De Wael
    Louise De Wael 26 days ago

    How to chat without phone number πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Anthoniel Boakye
    Anthoniel Boakye 26 days ago

    Bow Chica Wow WowπŸ˜‚

  • Evan Parente
    Evan Parente 26 days ago

    "Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only 10 I see"
    Me: there's only one of me, and I'm from Washington D.C

  • doggie pugs
    doggie pugs 26 days ago +1

    3:39 close your eyes and listen

  • Maddie Playz 88
    Maddie Playz 88 26 days ago

    5:19 🀣

  • ØnlyØneGirl
    ØnlyØneGirl 27 days ago

    i know one about math but better
    can you replace my x without asking y

  • Gabby Pafford
    Gabby Pafford 27 days ago

    Ur right about Ashleys because my sister's name is Ashley

  • The Artoholic
    The Artoholic 28 days ago +1

    Hi. Sorry if this comment was uncalled for, but if your appendix bursted, I can personally tell you that you most certainly would not die. When I was 4, my appendix bursted, and I was rushed to the hospital. Evidently, I am alive and well! No hate, just thought I'd inform! Also, appendixes are useless, I don't have a clue as to why they exist.

  • Amy the mythical creature

    Leigh is pronounced leah

  • 3curllly girls
    3curllly girls 29 days ago

    Whenever she said and talk to siri my siri actually turned on oml lol

  • Payton Thacker
    Payton Thacker 29 days ago

    Yes I have

  • C.C.
    C.C. 29 days ago

    The ambulance πŸš‘ one was from a movie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • XxLexi GachaxX
    XxLexi GachaxX Month ago +1

    Bow bow chica bow bow that what my baby say bow bow my heart starts pumping
    Phinias and Ferb

  • Sleepy Tinker
    Sleepy Tinker Month ago

    I like the way you talk about ashleys because I know an Ashley and she’s SUCH an ASSHOLE

  • Stunt Dummies
    Stunt Dummies Month ago

    The best pick-up-line is"hey I like your *_________* will you hold something for me. What is it? My hand.

  • Nayeli's World _
    Nayeli's World _ Month ago +1

    Leigh=weigh 90,000,000,000,000 pounds

  • Carlos Torres Dared
    Carlos Torres Dared Month ago +1


  • nollamo3
    nollamo3 Month ago

    man: did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
    woman: no.....but i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell.......

  • Unique. Corn
    Unique. Corn Month ago

    Me-a-ghan Xd

  • William Champion
    William Champion Month ago +1


  • Galaxy Wolf
    Galaxy Wolf Month ago


  • Ava Ryan
    Ava Ryan Month ago

    im not single cuz my BF lives in the future LOL

  • Chaos Productions
    Chaos Productions Month ago +2

    1:38 is that...Menchie from Simply Nailogical??

  • Fishy in my Dishy
    Fishy in my Dishy Month ago


  • Tyneesha Willis
    Tyneesha Willis Month ago

    you got to see what I would Nick Cannon where they did the ABC joke

  • Kamay Gaboda
    Kamay Gaboda Month ago

    The pueshene is unreal oh and anyone 2019?

  • Hazelnut Creamer
    Hazelnut Creamer Month ago

    Not to be a nerd but its y=mx+b not y=mxb

  • Trinity Smith
    Trinity Smith Month ago

    8:15 he sent that text at 8:37 and she responded at 9 o clock is she dumb or sum

  • It's just Maddie
    It's just Maddie Month ago

    If your appendix bursts it could be deadly because it releases toxins kind of like acid though if it is on the urge of popping you get sick from it,like me. I was ONLY 8 WHEN I GOT MY APPENDIX TAKEN OUT! I was not scared for some reason though

  • Rosalee O'Bryant
    Rosalee O'Bryant Month ago

    Omg the jake one. Someone txted me with that profile pic

  • Rosette Plays
    Rosette Plays Month ago +1

    My friend told my other friend this which she does NOT LIKE-LIKE at ALL:
    Her: β€œI know all 20 letters in the alphabet! Oh, wait, I forgot! U, R, A, Q, T!”
    Me: β€œUm.. that’s only 25 letters?”
    Her: β€œUm, yes, so? There are 25 letters in the alphabet..”
    Her: *_*watches me count 26 letters on my fingers_** β€œOh, um.. I forgot..”
    Me: β€œO? Oh, you forgot O?! SORRY! I only heard the ORIGINAL of this! Haha.”
    Her: *_*suspiciously looks around because she didn’t mean that at all_** β€œYES! Haha yes I’m funny.”

  • twighla dove
    twighla dove Month ago

    K, so imma mess with this creeper who has a crush on me. I’m gonna tell his friend β€œyou know, I might finally give in to X if he uses some pick up lines..... perhaps the: did you it hurt when you fell from heaven or are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see” then after he tries it, I’ll turn him down with β€œno, I dug my way up from HELL” or β€œnah I’m from Canada, sorry dude πŸ˜‘β€
    He really needs to take the hint he deserves it, I’m also the spawn of Satan so ima be evil.

  • CaityLife w0w
    CaityLife w0w Month ago

    My favorite pickup line is



  • Oreo for Life
    Oreo for Life Month ago +1

    2:05 π“Œπ‘œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œ π’·π‘œπ“Œ π’Έπ’½π’Ύπ’Έπ’Άπ“Œπ‘œπ“Œπ‘œ

    MY PEEPS Month ago

    My fav pick up line is am I dreaming? No. Well why do I still see the girl in my dreams

  • The Doggo Lover
    The Doggo Lover Month ago +1

    β€œToo much butter is going to give you high cholesterol”
    You butter come up with a breader come back **badum tss**

  • Gatcha Unicorn
    Gatcha Unicorn Month ago

    Ik this vid is old but if ur watching this in 2019 then at 9:11 I thought he would of study chemistry because there is a bit of chemistry going in between them