Funny Texts To Crush FAILS


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  • SSSniperWolf
    SSSniperWolf  Year ago +4071

    ask me questions for ask wolf :D

  • Alison Wong
    Alison Wong 23 hours ago


  • Minty_ Chips
    Minty_ Chips 23 hours ago

    I confessed to my crush, he is now my bf XD

  • Forest Fire
    Forest Fire Day ago

    What my mom asks what do I want for dinner, no kidding I love lasagna, also I want to be that persons friend XD

  • TSE Gecko
    TSE Gecko Day ago

    I have diabetes from genetics

  • TheLittleMarMed
    TheLittleMarMed Day ago

    start from 1:45 LMAO GAHAGYAHAYAYAA

  • 1 Rich Rere
    1 Rich Rere Day ago

    How Uber knowing all these diseases "high cholesterol"

  • Andrew Norton
    Andrew Norton Day ago

    9:49 chicken nuggets

  • Trinity — Chan

    Bravo avocado

  • Julissa Martinez
    Julissa Martinez 2 days ago +1

    Half of them are not fails

  • Olivia Sayshello
    Olivia Sayshello 2 days ago

    Who else likes there own commit to get it going😂😂

  • Tiny Cat
    Tiny Cat 2 days ago

    I had a crush aaand now i hate him :)

  • Simple
    Simple 2 days ago

    Godammit! All of these would never work on my crush ^~^

  • The Bookworm’s Tales

    That dude who said if he had a dollar for every time he had that girl on his mind, yeah, I want someone like them. With a sense of humour. And the dude who’s mom pasta way.

  • Vera Brown
    Vera Brown 3 days ago

    Check Po box

  • •Ем&Еl•Roles•

    What if all you want is a respectful manz?

    HANNAH MANLEY 4 days ago

    What about the obedient avocados?

  • Alya Musfirah
    Alya Musfirah 4 days ago

    the cats in the background gossiping about you🤣

  • galaxy gamer
    galaxy gamer 5 days ago +1

    My favourite pic up line is "are you a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you "

  • Building Bjørniooo
    Building Bjørniooo 5 days ago


  • Lisa #
    Lisa # 5 days ago


  • Khalil Hinkson
    Khalil Hinkson 6 days ago

    2019 anyone

  • QueenViaMyself
    QueenViaMyself 7 days ago

    Can i have those pusheen pushies?

  • Noam Kassirer
    Noam Kassirer 7 days ago +1

    4:00 just say... ya you are, im looking at you through your window

  • Its Funnehcake
    Its Funnehcake 7 days ago

    8:00 for the dirty minders I was dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lexi
    Lexi 8 days ago

    Oh my god ok I texted my crush and told her I liked her, and she said she liked me back. Now we are dating! yay it worked.

  • Lpslover 636
    Lpslover 636 9 days ago

    7:23 wait so is she a bread or a pretzel? 😂

  • Winterwolfgirl Wolf
    Winterwolfgirl Wolf 9 days ago

    The make her laugh thing accurate! My current bf was do you have a cute butt?
    Me: no sorry I'm not cute I'm a potato 😅

  • Leila Viseth
    Leila Viseth 10 days ago

    At 0:54 that’s my birthday nov 20

  • Troy Gardner
    Troy Gardner 11 days ago

    At 2:08 I was drinking pop and then you made that funny noise then I spit my pop everywhere Lmao!

  • Happycamper 106
    Happycamper 106 11 days ago

    This was one year ago today lol. 😂😂 Love ur videos ❤️❤️

  • Micah Luna
    Micah Luna 11 days ago

    I always tell the girle I like her in person in person except one time I texted her that

  • deanna wolfe
    deanna wolfe 11 days ago +2

    Ummmmmm... My name is Noelle lol

  • Shanti and Sarhia
    Shanti and Sarhia 11 days ago +1

    1:49 I started doing it and then u did it omg😂😂😂😂

  • MrBid
    MrBid 12 days ago

    Family friend, like wut?

  • Audrie Unicorns
    Audrie Unicorns 12 days ago

    Yo my stepdad's a chad and my mom's an Ashley big 00f 😂😂😂

  • Aesthetic_Nightmare
    Aesthetic_Nightmare 12 days ago

    Me and my ex boyfriend got together while we were talking about how we were depressed

  • SketchedCircles Comics

    The Me-a-ghan was the best lol

  • Karlee Andrew
    Karlee Andrew 13 days ago

    My favorite one is the " LASANA" one

  • Kamryn Humen
    Kamryn Humen 13 days ago +1

    Guy: hey did it hurt?
    Girl: Did what hurt?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven.
    Girl: No but I scratched my knee climbing out of the underworld.
    Guy: Oh. :(
    Girl: :)

  • The Worrior Xd
    The Worrior Xd 14 days ago

    Theses are so bad but SO GOOD😂😂😂

  • Emily’s Diary
    Emily’s Diary 14 days ago

    My fav pickup line is
    Him:are you free this weekend
    Me:no I’m expensive

  • Leena Khaneja
    Leena Khaneja 14 days ago

    I'm considered funny...

  • Blue ᖫRoseᖭ
    Blue ᖫRoseᖭ 14 days ago

    my fav pick-up-line is MCDONALDS

  • Desarae Ridgell
    Desarae Ridgell 15 days ago

    I am a girl I am one of the only few who don't like guys that are dush bags

  • Mermaid slimezz 9
    Mermaid slimezz 9 15 days ago +1

    Who else loves sniper wolf and who else is a part of the wolf pack

  • TipsyCandy TC
    TipsyCandy TC 16 days ago

    I dont like a butthole sssinperwolf..ok?YOU DONT KNOW ME lol

  • John lloyd
    John lloyd 16 days ago's we wo we wo
    Me... What. Lol

  • PiaPie 1012
    PiaPie 1012 16 days ago +1

    My appendix is gonna burst from laughing if I keep watching these videos. xd

  • Aphmau fan
    Aphmau fan 16 days ago

    i laughed so hard

  • Ada - Toh
    Ada - Toh 16 days ago

    x = 911

  • Sunset Lover
    Sunset Lover 16 days ago

    Actually my fav pick up line is a legend of zelda pickup line:
    I'm missing one heart, can I have yours?
    I know it's a little stupid, but I like it.

  • Pixel_Builds
    Pixel_Builds 16 days ago

    Made on my brothers bday!

  • Jordie
    Jordie 16 days ago +1

    Am I the only one dying over the *"I want to smear you in green paint and slap you like a disobedient avacado."* ?

  • Luke Edwards
    Luke Edwards 17 days ago

    Yo sniperwolf Mitochondria is in the plant and animal cell which is in science btw your still funny lmao

  • Rongopai Gillies
    Rongopai Gillies 17 days ago

    I am so sorry for saying this if you get offended but diabetes is caused by meat... I STILL LOVE YOU

  • x Blueberry_søda x
    x Blueberry_søda x 18 days ago


  • Total Randomness
    Total Randomness 18 days ago

    all you have to do is text them that you like them and if they say no then say that it wasent ment for them.

  • Daniel
    Daniel 19 days ago +1

    8:14 the answer is “your number”...............

  • Mystic Nyan wolfie gacha

    That means ya don’t like sausage cuz he ain’t no asshole!

  • Dgirl 4ever
    Dgirl 4ever 19 days ago

    My friends name is Ashley 😰😂

  • v00ngi and Bangtan_trash

    i asked my crush out and she said yes than a few weeks later we broke up

  • Xx OceanxX
    Xx OceanxX 19 days ago

    me:*texting a friend* mom: Are you texting a guy! me: no why mom: OMG you are texting a boy me:no i'm texting my friend alena mom: i'm so stupid me:of course you are mom: BISH WHAT YOU SAY (also my aunt is named ashley and shes super smart

  • Taniah Robinson
    Taniah Robinson 20 days ago

    In 10:22 you realise how it feels to be regected

  • Destiny Rigo
    Destiny Rigo 20 days ago

    I hate boys who think they got a chance. Like for some reason it irritates me! This boy in school is obsessed with me. He asked me out everyday. No means no. Stupid!

    JFJXJD 21 day ago


  • Inara Rose
    Inara Rose 21 day ago

    You look like my aunt with your black hair and glasses but your personalities are not the same
    AKA this is not a lie

  • Idil Mohamed
    Idil Mohamed 22 days ago


  • Dark Rainbow
    Dark Rainbow 22 days ago

    Ashley isn’t good at anything. She’s useless.

  • Yeet It's Chloe
    Yeet It's Chloe 22 days ago

    My crush is probably the funniest guy I've ever met, he sends me memes and funny videos. Oh and he likes me back and I happy now.

  • A cup of Tae And some Kookies


  • Tom's Exotic
    Tom's Exotic 23 days ago

    10:59 Had me DEAD


    Are you McDonald's Cause I'm lovin it
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
    No my bf caught me
    I have a picture of a beautiful person.
    -Holds up mirror-

  • Best Time Magical Imagination

    7:30 I think he means that he wants to like touch every body part you know and then hump... Idk

  • Kim Taehyung
    Kim Taehyung 23 days ago

    Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, 'cause you a snack

  • Gabriella Playz
    Gabriella Playz 23 days ago

    The memes

  • Tae tae
    Tae tae 24 days ago

    I luv the pusheen gang behind you

  • lupe Lopez
    lupe Lopez 24 days ago +1

    Are you playing Overwatch because *I WANT TO BE TRACER*

  • schultzph1
    schultzph1 24 days ago

    I have two crushes, ones a girl, one is boy, I'm a girl.confession I'm gay.

  • I love My Family
    I love My Family 24 days ago


  • cupcakebow 15
    cupcakebow 15 24 days ago

    my fav pick up line is none just send me a meme and u gucci

  • Selah Rose
    Selah Rose 24 days ago

    Not all Ashleys are dumb my cousin name is Ashley and she's really smart and graduate 👨🏾‍🎓

  • okiedoakracing
    okiedoakracing 24 days ago

    when they said burth did they mean...... 8==D [{}] ?! ;)

  • Janebear31
    Janebear31 24 days ago

    Just to say if people dont know if your appendix snap not burst and if it does your stomach start to hurt REALLY bad

  • Frankie
    Frankie 24 days ago

    My fave pick up line:
    Me:Hey I think you dropped something
    Crush:What?*looks around*
    Me:Your standard,wanna go out?

  • Frankie
    Frankie 24 days ago

    Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine cuz you lookin like a snacc;)

  • Breanna Ashcraft
    Breanna Ashcraft 24 days ago

    All of these are just so hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • Gabrielle Currie
    Gabrielle Currie 25 days ago +1

    8:12 But they're texting, aren't they?

  • ValidTester8148 8148
    ValidTester8148 8148 26 days ago


  • Alexa Magix
    Alexa Magix 26 days ago

    Sometimes I think texts with them should have more punctuations. I keep reading ill not I'll

  • Jess Mackey
    Jess Mackey 26 days ago

    2:07 lmao

  • Destiny clark
    Destiny clark 26 days ago

    SS sniper Wolf I know it's a weird but what's the weirdest food you've ever eaten mine is Pringles with butter cinnamon and sugar all mixed together eat them all at once and it's delicious

  • Adriah Ginsberg
    Adriah Ginsberg 27 days ago +1

    50 likes and I’ll tell my crush I like him

  • Alexyn Hanson
    Alexyn Hanson 27 days ago

    I like the pick up line
    *boy* spell me
    *girl* me
    *boy* your forgot the D
    *girl* there's no D in me
    *boy* at least not yet

  • starfushy 14
    starfushy 14 28 days ago

    Yo that last one was from SIM game....hate to break it but that isn't original...

  • TheGalaxyBoi
    TheGalaxyBoi 28 days ago

    I made up a pickup line

    Here it is

    Are you a angle? Cuz i thunk ur a aCUTEangle LOL

  • Candy Sidharta
    Candy Sidharta 29 days ago

    10:25 I'd be like Oh! Sorry! I forgot J and K were together! (The White Chat)

  • Loki Cola
    Loki Cola Month ago


  • Lucy Saunders
    Lucy Saunders Month ago

    IN THE FACE!!!!

  • leana_ savage
    leana_ savage Month ago

    Crazy w
    Crazy wo
    Crazy wom
    Crazy woma
    Crazy woman