Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published on Sep 21, 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  25 days ago +1226

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  • black pearl
    black pearl 3 hours ago

    The intro go me in my feelings 😭😭😭

  • MechtMartio
    MechtMartio 5 hours ago

    Pizza pasta put it in a box

  • Max de Sousa
    Max de Sousa 6 hours ago

    Wait... can you really smash broccoli that way? instant sub

  • Arto Time
    Arto Time 8 hours ago

    "Throw in the nudes" Haha 😂

  • BloxyGigi
    BloxyGigi 9 hours ago

    ''two week vegetarian phase''

    *he knows*

  • adrianvbj
    adrianvbj 14 hours ago +1

    best fking channel, following since 2015

  • Arindam Roy
    Arindam Roy 14 hours ago

    You are awesome

  • just a meme
    just a meme 15 hours ago

    I thought he said hella fresh yea im stupid

  • 000000000000
    000000000000 15 hours ago

    He wears panties lmao

  • Junah Sutton
    Junah Sutton 16 hours ago


  • United Federation of Planets

    Is this guy in anyway related to How To Basic?

  • Hannah_15
    Hannah_15 21 hour ago

    Today I learned that my life is a brick of pre-cooked noodles.

  • Jordon Larsen
    Jordon Larsen 22 hours ago

    You better not of wasted that beer.

  • bri-matics _m
    bri-matics _m 22 hours ago

    I'm a kid yet I still mostly survive on it

  • pwrofrob
    pwrofrob Day ago

    This literally made me laugh and want Ramen, lol...

  • Hostile Connection

    That poor brocolie

  • Zymon Ramirez
    Zymon Ramirez Day ago

    That first 20 seconds hit too close to home

  • Roosjes
    Roosjes Day ago

    Ramen man, ramen.

  • Ark Load
    Ark Load Day ago

    Too complicated, got penis stuck in ceiling fan.

  • Froge
    Froge Day ago

    I like to mod mine with a can of tuna and some frozen peas, corn and bell pepper. Sometimes I get fancy and get the kinda dried seaweed that you can just toss in there and it's good to go but that shit's kinda pricey and hard to find.

  • quanteee
    quanteee Day ago

    tomato soup

  • EJDaGoat
    EJDaGoat Day ago

    Been subbed for awhile glad to see you passed 1million subs I was here when you were in the thousands 💯

  • Cristina Sepe
    Cristina Sepe Day ago

    The best

  • Shaunlee
    Shaunlee Day ago

    I've subscribed!!! Laugh my fucking ass off, lol!!!!! Enjoy your humor. Your tone of voice and camera work are on point. " put chemical packet in and we're going to die from climate change anyways" 😆😆😆😆 Keep up the great fun work !

  • Uschi Reducka
    Uschi Reducka Day ago

    um hi i love u

  • Szep Miklos-Mihaj

    =))) omg this is awesome!

  • Martin Montes
    Martin Montes Day ago

    🔥🔥🔥best channel

  • Itz__bedo
    Itz__bedo Day ago

    If you were my roommate I would flip my shit

  • Adam Jones
    Adam Jones Day ago

    1:58 how did he smash that broccoli??

  • lienmeplays
    lienmeplays Day ago

    hey, when the next episode of the egg series? I'm dying to know!

  • MysticalDuck
    MysticalDuck Day ago

    Watch out chirren das a lot of sodium

  • Savannah Gregory
    Savannah Gregory Day ago +1

    I love this lol...I'm subscribing

  • Joel Belmonte
    Joel Belmonte Day ago

    Pure comedy

  • Father Lime
    Father Lime Day ago +1

    I’ve recently been having an extremely hard time. For the past four months I’ve been in incredible pain, unable to get out of bed most days, missing most of my school, not playing games, just laying in bed. I’ve been really stressed because of this pain and all other things. I’ve become some one so different, not being able to do anything. Then I came across your videos. And even though it hurts so much to laugh, I let myself anyways. I can’t stop rewatching these, because they finally gave me a smile that I wanted. Thank you for this. Keep up the great cooking!

  • Kale Nonsense
    Kale Nonsense Day ago

    it got me ssoooo hungry

  • Eagle Bee
    Eagle Bee Day ago

    When the crumbs from the baking cement fall into the ramen I die inside

  • why the fuck did you do this chris

    *Watches opening* You need a hug?

  • Puzzlebox 101
    Puzzlebox 101 2 days ago +1

    Are you okay?

  • caveman Versace
    caveman Versace 2 days ago

    How can a video make my brain feel like its being put through an intelligence shredder? Its like this dude is making my brain cry with his monotone.

  • Zacky Ducky
    Zacky Ducky 2 days ago

    What if I get SABS?

  • Zastin
    Zastin 2 days ago


  • Alex Mst
    Alex Mst 2 days ago

    Do more videos you lazy Wang-jangler

  • First Last
    First Last 2 days ago

    climate change is fake as fuck LOL embarrassing you believe it. once the value of coastal property goes down by 40%+ i will believe you until then they are fucking lying to you.

  • AirCorgi
    AirCorgi 2 days ago +1

    You smashing that broccoli earned a sub

  • celine junita
    celine junita 2 days ago +1

    r amen.

  • Lily Vuong
    Lily Vuong 2 days ago

    That thumbnail looks horrific. It's like soggy noodles for a soggy wallet... and that's exactly why I'm here in the first place.

  • PineAppleCry
    PineAppleCry 2 days ago

    Did Imaginary Ambition decide to start a cooking channel?

  • Robert Kennedy 20800

    Is it weird that I'm watching this video with the exact same type of mac laptop that he used to write code in the video?

  • Mushy Siny
    Mushy Siny 2 days ago +2

    vomit cake is one of my favorite vids in yt. but this shit made me puke

    • Matt Arbon
      Matt Arbon 2 days ago +2

      you dont deserve a tongue

  • Flopping Fajita
    Flopping Fajita 2 days ago


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    No I don’t 😢😢😢😭

  • Edona Sadikaj
    Edona Sadikaj 2 days ago

    Has anyone tried these ?Are they good?

  • What's tasty in Busan

    This is so real omg

  • S J
    S J 2 days ago

    Keep them coming! 😛 ur the greatest 😬

  • Jimbo Slice
    Jimbo Slice 2 days ago

    once called global warming now called climate change... lol

  • AAurora King Erra
    AAurora King Erra 2 days ago

    Asian moms took over the channel with there laziness

  • Patrick Keller
    Patrick Keller 2 days ago

    Scallions, so true.

  • verkha Rani
    verkha Rani 3 days ago

    You are so funny!

  • Jack Dyke
    Jack Dyke 3 days ago


  • Shatzy
    Shatzy 3 days ago

    editing tho.

  • Carlhaslongname Itiscool

    does these actually work?

    literally serious does these recipes work?

  • mthwr
    mthwr 3 days ago

    fuck that intro is on point

  • ramon sixtos
    ramon sixtos 3 days ago

    Yooo thanks for your videos I have already followed at least 4 of your recipes !

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    valentino mennor 3 days ago

    You crake me up so much

  • Piriathy
    Piriathy 3 days ago

    NO, your/my life doesn't have infinite possibilities, only geniuses have that privilege.

  • Greatgoku4
    Greatgoku4 3 days ago

    I love this guy😂 was dying the whole time

  • Jessica Yates
    Jessica Yates 3 days ago

    why are there so many dislikes???? I'm confused..

  • Cainmak
    Cainmak 4 days ago

    I graduated three years ago and I still suck at cooking.

  • Silagane
    Silagane 4 days ago

    1:58 wtf? did i just always carefully cut my brocolli whilst this guy just smashes it once and has it perfectly devided?

  • TubersAndPotatoes
    TubersAndPotatoes 4 days ago

    Corn is good too for the broth. Instead of cutting the ramen up later after cooking, you can use your hands to snap them into smaller pieces before cooking too. You can boil them to soften them up, then fry them after. Since you've already gotten making your own broth down, it would be fun to try other noodles like Soba. Wish I had a roommate like you in college, your kitchen sink will always be clean.

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    TomiWIP 4 days ago

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  • only destiel
    only destiel 4 days ago

    I eat it without cooking when i don't have time

  • Goldendriger
    Goldendriger 4 days ago

    This guy is fucking hilarious.

  • Matt of All Trades
    Matt of All Trades 4 days ago

    I feel like this video has slightly departed from the old style

  • Matt of All Trades
    Matt of All Trades 4 days ago

    Doing the broth before the noodles is heresy

  • TommyTarkov
    TommyTarkov 4 days ago

    this guy is so fucking good he should be the next president !

  • Kristen Gonzalez
    Kristen Gonzalez 4 days ago

    2 week vegetarian phase XD

  • Diliges odérunt
    Diliges odérunt 4 days ago

    20 second into the video and I subscribed

  • Alexander s.
    Alexander s. 4 days ago

    Ramen!! 🙏

  • Markus DL
    Markus DL 5 days ago

    0:08 And that is why i'm studying Robot-engineering!

  • Kesaberz
    Kesaberz 5 days ago

    thank you mister ysac

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    Y&S FOOD! 5 days ago

    Stunning movie! Up here at Y&S FOOD! we adore to catch such a contents. We make Travel & Food movies too, everywhere around the world, and we are always searching for inspirations as well as vision. Thank You.

  • Hello There
    Hello There 5 days ago +1

    Somehow I find this satisfying...

  • Frozn
    Frozn 5 days ago

    You play league of legends.

  • d4rkside84
    d4rkside84 5 days ago

    the frist twenty seconds are so true XD

  • Your Average Programmer

    This is hilarious. Well dome.

  • 1drkstr
    1drkstr 5 days ago

    Is there a reason that this channel reminds me of Presidents?

  • Diabeetus4Life #ToadSquad

    I need at least 2 packet of noodle

  • Pooopy Pooop
    Pooopy Pooop 5 days ago

    He has nice handwriting.

  • Wizardmom
    Wizardmom 5 days ago

    You missed replacing half of the water with whole milk and adding black pepper to the seasoning.
    Peppered Milk Ramen is the best.

  • Mari San
    Mari San 5 days ago

    Just watched it and decided to do the peanut butter brocoli one and it's 10/10

  • verdatum
    verdatum 5 days ago

    I had to pause to laugh my nuts off at "Pedialyte latte". Dear lord, college was over a decade ago, I shouldn't still identify with this...I'm so lonely.

  • Jaylen *Straightoutda80s* Brown

    I'm here because I suck at cooking.

    THEGAMINGHELP101 5 days ago

    The editing of these videos are incredible

  • Slime By alii
    Slime By alii 5 days ago

    *i still love you*

  • soylentgreenb
    soylentgreenb 5 days ago

    Don't cook ramen. Boil the water; pour it on the ramen in a bowl. In 3-5 minutes of turning the brick of ramen it will turn al dente and be delicious. If you don't eat in that 10 minute window or so, it's going to be an overcooked soggy mess, just as if you boil it in a pot (see this video).
    This also enables another whole new level of lazyness. You no longer need a saucepan; you can just use a kettle or microwave to boil some water and you're done.

  • A_Wild_PKM
    A_Wild_PKM 5 days ago

    You're a beast !!

  • John Oxford
    John Oxford 5 days ago

    literally died when he smashed the broccoli
    who knew broccoli was explosive

  • Sigaroodi Siavash
    Sigaroodi Siavash 5 days ago +1

    lol i love this video and wasting my life on it ! nudels