Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published on Sep 21, 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  7 months ago +2316

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  • Anna Kulhányová
    Anna Kulhányová 3 hours ago

    Instant subscribe

  • Project Overturn aka RareBeeph

    I combat WABS by removing all of the water.
    No water means denser flavor.

  • Thavon 007
    Thavon 007 Day ago

    Boil the noodles?
    EAT them raw!
    It saves time AND you can eat on the go!

    • Kitten Mimi
      Kitten Mimi Hour ago

      Crush them in the package then pour ib the seasoning... crispy

  • Jase H
    Jase H Day ago

    5:09 Raw Men. You're welcome because now you can not unhear it.

  • Asmina Malla
    Asmina Malla Day ago +1

    So like... does the recipe even work? Im confused by your voice.

  • sokyoul
    sokyoul Day ago

    Just for the intro alone: thumbs up!

  • Dirty Suga
    Dirty Suga Day ago


  • Greg Gonzalez
    Greg Gonzalez Day ago

    the video starts at 5:20

  • C. Eve Yahwashi
    C. Eve Yahwashi 2 days ago

    Haha 3.6M people who can't cook !

  • Athika
    Athika 2 days ago

    U have changed my outlook on a square of precooked noodles... thank u..

  • Madison Porter
    Madison Porter 2 days ago

    Are the recipes actually good?

  • Martín López
    Martín López 2 days ago

    Your calligraphy was completely surprising..

  • Ela
    Ela 2 days ago

    i didn't expect this to be that good

  • Maxinne Romero
    Maxinne Romero 2 days ago

    Dude hahaha why sooo accurate haha asf

  • Mohc Gaming
    Mohc Gaming 3 days ago

    You sound like scarra, wtf..

  • Life in a Bujo
    Life in a Bujo 3 days ago +6

    One tip: don't watch videos about food, when you are starving in your dorm room

  • Gilachi
    Gilachi 3 days ago

    nah, real college students eat it raw with some salt, straight off the package

    • Kitten Mimi
      Kitten Mimi Hour ago

      You might not even need salt, the seasoning powder should be salty enough 😂

  • MaiaThalia
    MaiaThalia 3 days ago

    This was amazing, never knew I would laugh when watching a video about instant ramen lol

  • Sky Walker
    Sky Walker 3 days ago

    R-amen 🙏🙏🙏

  • Couch Pillow
    Couch Pillow 3 days ago

    this is making me drop off college

  • alex carter
    alex carter 4 days ago

    Always gotta have green onions. Always.

  • darwis ahrori
    darwis ahrori 4 days ago

    At least we are wasting time together

  • Alexis Serrano
    Alexis Serrano 4 days ago

    “artery cement”

  • I promise, I'm not looking at his cleavage

    *He's like HowToBasic but with a talking voice..*

  • Earthdog360
    Earthdog360 4 days ago

    Y hell did I just find this channel now. Come on USclip😀😆

  • Alice Coatu
    Alice Coatu 4 days ago

    Are you Lev Yilmaz?

  • hellatze
    hellatze 4 days ago +3

    Its like how to basic. But have effort

  • Katelyn Law
    Katelyn Law 4 days ago

    If your are picky like me 😉 just make normal ramen, strain it, butter, butter, and more butter, add cheese, and a few dashes of soy sauce

  • Vilde Elvegard
    Vilde Elvegard 4 days ago

    That intro is me😂

  • Chef toni
    Chef toni 4 days ago


  • Lee
    Lee 4 days ago

    I get drunk over WATER

  • Yan Петров
    Yan Петров 4 days ago

    what a deep start,
    let's keep on watching!

  • BaconhairBoi2008
    BaconhairBoi2008 4 days ago

    i love the intro

  • Perfektion Perfektion
    Perfektion Perfektion 4 days ago +1

    I can't judge if these recipes are for real or not....

  • Jilly Bean
    Jilly Bean 4 days ago

    This showed up on my recommendation after I watched a video on how to make ramen noodles.

    First 30 seconds into the vid and already hit the Subscribe button. Becaz, damn, your humor is totally my type. 👍🤭

  • JakoborRazor
    JakoborRazor 4 days ago +2

    I usually chuck some curry powder chili powder garlic power and various other flavoring and spice powders (sometimes the flavor packet) and boil an egg with it sometimes I’ll serve it with meat, and while it’s almost always precooked meat I sometimes boil it with the ramen. I’m gonna go do some freaky ramen shit and get back to you with the results.

  • JakoborRazor
    JakoborRazor 4 days ago +3

    Entertaining yourself inside on the Internet isn’t wasting your life.

  • sooyoung
    sooyoung 4 days ago +3

    2:39 boi if you don’t give your roommate her underwear back-

  • azfar kapcai
    azfar kapcai 5 days ago

    "I use half the recommended amount of water because I'm a maniac"
    Bitch I use no water

  • iAronn
    iAronn 5 days ago

    Cringe tbh.

  • David Davidson
    David Davidson 5 days ago

    I don't relate to any of this shit, lol. Great parody account.

  • Clair Bolthouse
    Clair Bolthouse 5 days ago

    wow that intro hit me hard man why you gotta do me like that

  • Romy331
    Romy331 5 days ago

    I wanna meet his roomate

  • get educated
    get educated 5 days ago

    This is.. amazing

  • Kat Woo
    Kat Woo 5 days ago

    I’ve never been more entertained in my life. Thanks for this vid, I needed it, rAMEN.🙏

  • Sharang Haeyo
    Sharang Haeyo 5 days ago

    Wtfff intro so accurate

  • Ching Chong
    Ching Chong 5 days ago

    Glad you left the ad at the end of the video so i didn’t have to watch it thanks

    • Ching Chong
      Ching Chong 5 days ago

      I still watched it but i didn’t mind

  • Ashvith Shetty
    Ashvith Shetty 5 days ago

    You can thank me later for that curry paste you stole from me....

  • Molly Richter
    Molly Richter 5 days ago

    The lace panties lmfao

  • Annie S.
    Annie S. 5 days ago +4

    "Which will help you through your two week vegetarian phase" hahahahah genius!

  • bizijess
    bizijess 5 days ago

    I'm happy now

  • ILoveOrios
    ILoveOrios 5 days ago

    cook the nude
    me: um, ok.

  • Sky Rocket
    Sky Rocket 5 days ago

    He sounds like EazyOnMe

  • a wana be king
    a wana be king 5 days ago

    Amazing idea dude.
    Love the saccastic tone bro.

  • bayu mahendra
    bayu mahendra 5 days ago

    you make it sound delicious and simple, even the fact that ramen looklike cat vomit

  • Danielle Smith
    Danielle Smith 5 days ago

    The first 19 seconds of the video sent me in tears 😭 it’s hilariously and heartbreakingly true.

  • Alan
    Alan 5 days ago

    That was a nice broccoli smash

  • mikado meiji
    mikado meiji 5 days ago

    2:40 woman underwear?

  • Shreya Srivastava
    Shreya Srivastava 5 days ago

    I love the intro 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • Hakan Mocha
    Hakan Mocha 5 days ago

    Is this HowtoBasics cooking channel?

    INEEDHELP 5 days ago

    Wow! The start really sums up my view on life!!!

  • yeni soediro
    yeni soediro 5 days ago

    This was on my recommended and I'm not regretting clicking on it

  • Sasaki Umiquema
    Sasaki Umiquema 5 days ago +1

    *My college life is fulfilled*

  • Mr. Cubu
    Mr. Cubu 5 days ago

    Im really not sure anymore if youtube can detect whenever im hungry

  • Logic Matrix
    Logic Matrix 6 days ago

    Looks at handwriting. Are you me?

  • Jiyun Kwon
    Jiyun Kwon 6 days ago

    this inspired me to do my homework

  • Freddy Cunningham
    Freddy Cunningham 6 days ago

    Best way to do a cookin tutorial +1sub😹

  • Mr Krabs
    Mr Krabs 6 days ago

    I dont eat that type of ramen

  • Mr Krabs
    Mr Krabs 6 days ago

    It still looks disgusting

  • sidofplrksahcmc sn
    sidofplrksahcmc sn 6 days ago

    When USclip recommends this and you see "You suck at cooking". Thanks USclip.👍 Let the truth be told!😂

  • Melody Xu
    Melody Xu 6 days ago +1

    bold of you to assume I can afford steak

  • Kevin Yanez
    Kevin Yanez 6 days ago

    Accurate intro

  • Rhianna Pike
    Rhianna Pike 6 days ago

    ‘Cook the nudes until they’re soft’

  • Shipmate | Revengefull Trout

    lmao so true about the first drink...

  • Julian B. Zacco Nievas

    This was fun

  • Angela Jordan.
    Angela Jordan. 6 days ago +21

    I just got food poisoning looking at this video

    • Becky Styles
      Becky Styles 3 days ago +1

      Same XD I really thought he was gonna make something delicious

    • ayy lmao
      ayy lmao 4 days ago

      oaml yyA

    • sooyoung
      sooyoung 4 days ago +2

      Futa Assassin You’re honest. I like that

    • Futa Assassin
      Futa Assassin 4 days ago +1

      +Angela Jordan. Well im bored and rude

    • Angela Jordan.
      Angela Jordan. 4 days ago +4

      Futa Assassin dude, what is it to you? Last time I checked I can comment as much as i want to duh

  • Angela Jordan.
    Angela Jordan. 6 days ago +39

    I lost it when he smashed the broccoli 😭

  • Leonardo DaVinci
    Leonardo DaVinci 6 days ago +54

    The thought of me almost not clicking on this video terrifies me.

  • ChoppStopp
    ChoppStopp 6 days ago

    3:00 has me laughing so hardd😂😂 drunk texting can either go amazing or just horribly awfully wrong and not good at all 1 bit.

  • M Rs
    M Rs 6 days ago

    Best recommendation ever

  • AmsAms
    AmsAms 6 days ago

    1:58 Bro wtf that was edited right?

  • sTOPzTARING Alright
    sTOPzTARING Alright 6 days ago

    Tells me how to cook noodles 100ways I subscribe

  • Anni Schön
    Anni Schön 6 days ago

    The ending was very inspiring🤔 xD

  • Dominik Hinrichsen
    Dominik Hinrichsen 6 days ago

    I got a recommendation on a legit Japanese cooking video. Somehow that brought me here. Guess I'll sub.

  • kitty cat
    kitty cat 6 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂 lol too much of sarcasm in a good way!

  • Rem-tan
    Rem-tan 6 days ago

    Cook the nudes 1:32 xD

  • Silver comrade
    Silver comrade 6 days ago

    Ramen rawmen raw men r a w m e n
    r a w m e n

  • Lee J
    Lee J 6 days ago

    4:46 Suddenly hq ramen shot
    I dunno what this channel is

  • Laras Paramita
    Laras Paramita 7 days ago

    The opening is me.

  • Gin Argentum
    Gin Argentum 7 days ago

    Pretty sure you’re the definition of “perfect”

  • LunarIsLost
    LunarIsLost 7 days ago

    I do suck at cooking! How did you know?

  • gumgumSulli
    gumgumSulli 7 days ago

    Really funny

  • Ms. Saturday Knight
    Ms. Saturday Knight 7 days ago

    Adding the bacon after would be tastier 🤢

  • AlphaMine Five
    AlphaMine Five 7 days ago

    lol what losers, not knowing how to cook

  • Kisu Ki
    Kisu Ki 7 days ago

    This is so funny xD

  • E Z P Z LMN S Q Z Y
    E Z P Z LMN S Q Z Y 8 days ago

    The thumbnail look like vommit

  • rawtomic
    rawtomic 8 days ago

    Dam vro

  • p00nerbro1
    p00nerbro1 8 days ago

    I'm really not trying to be a dumbass or anything, but is the broccoli smash at 1:58 real or is it edited?
    My mind is so fucked right now

  • Hazelpaints
    Hazelpaints 8 days ago

    Your content is what the internet needs