Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published on Sep 21, 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  4 months ago +1877

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    • That guy Who can sing
      That guy Who can sing 27 days ago

      I’ll send nuudle via owl will that work ?

    • That guy Who can sing
      That guy Who can sing 27 days ago

      You Suck At Cooking ok papa

    • Julia B
      Julia B Month ago

      +Michela Samora gross

    • Ray Martinez
      Ray Martinez Month ago

      You Suck At Cooking above all don’t work full time while working on you bachelors degree full time+ credit hours while living off campus and supporting yourself and over extending yourself.

    • Rosa Nguyen
      Rosa Nguyen Month ago

      Noodles perverts

  • The gaming Queen
    The gaming Queen 5 hours ago

    You think that college students can afford steak? Put what world are you living in.

  • I DoesNothing
    I DoesNothing 7 hours ago

    Your roommates house plant is probably non existent now

  • Roda Saleh
    Roda Saleh 10 hours ago

    *thanks now i will not vomit watching how to basic*

  • Dunno
    Dunno 16 hours ago

    How did I get here hahaha. Thank you USclip recommendations. This is hilarious.

  • eyiipuril
    eyiipuril 21 hour ago

    I feel like this is Pink Guy/ Pink Omega cooking. Or is it just me?

  • kat coal
    kat coal Day ago

    I subscribed 😌

  • Gilang
    Gilang Day ago

    why you sound like guy from daily dose of internet ?

  • Miss17 Black
    Miss17 Black Day ago

    If how to basic and binging with babish had a child it would be this channel

  • Zeina Jammal
    Zeina Jammal Day ago +1

    That theme song 😂😂😂

  • Rupnit Santwal
    Rupnit Santwal Day ago


  • Nate Johnson
    Nate Johnson Day ago

    Most of those were super gross but funny. That said, that hangover Ramon was basically carbonara and I totally would have eaten that in college.

  • Quwatertop Qwater
    Quwatertop Qwater 2 days ago


  • nunu bizez
    nunu bizez 2 days ago

    Hey my vegan phase lasted 3 weeks

  • Miriam Stenlund
    Miriam Stenlund 2 days ago

    I know this video is more ironic than anything but you can switch out regular noodles for kelp noodles, they only contain 6cal/ 100g and you can soften them in lemon juice and baking soda👌 after that, i honestly don't think you even have to boil them you could just put them in warm water and let them warm up

  • Kristin Ashley
    Kristin Ashley 2 days ago

    Wtf this is the most relatable video on the internet

  • Austin Trang
    Austin Trang 3 days ago

    Ramen is the Honda Civic of the food world.. so many possibilities..

  • Gandalfldor The Great

    the best way to eat ramen is raw hard straight from the pack

  • shit fuck
    shit fuck 3 days ago

    1:58 holy SHIT

  • FalasFry
    FalasFry 3 days ago +1

    I love ramen!

  • ᴅᴇᴍɪɪʏᴀʜ

    dude what's up with you and your roommate lol

  • dark normie axolotl
    dark normie axolotl 4 days ago

    I wanted to learn how to make better ramen not need a therapist

  • Athena G
    Athena G 4 days ago

    Great video! Episode 80, I bet you've come a long way in your video making abilities, cuz this one was A+++.

  • piss nachos
    piss nachos 4 days ago

    old college humor in 2018

  • Jiří Čoupek
    Jiří Čoupek 4 days ago +1

    This video opened my fucking eyes

  • Gabo Nemo
    Gabo Nemo 4 days ago

    Aw shit..I didn't realize this is American ehm... Ramen with beacon .. don't forget chocolate..

  • Gabo Nemo
    Gabo Nemo 4 days ago

    I don't want be disrespectful but..look at your fingers....

  • your uncle
    your uncle 4 days ago

    Hilarious made me laugh throughout the whole video

  • Candela Fillol
    Candela Fillol 5 days ago

    I know I suck at cooking, I'm watching an instant noodles recipe video.

  • Bria D
    Bria D 5 days ago +1

    RA- MEN 🙏

  • Nicole Muhangi
    Nicole Muhangi 5 days ago

    Ramen looks nasty asf srryy

  • Misty Bird
    Misty Bird 5 days ago

    Lmao o u t s i d e? I dont go outside unless its not a friggen polar vortex-

  • Hakun Ha
    Hakun Ha 6 days ago

    I still wonder who his roommate te is

  • your mother has arrived

    Now we don't have enough time to unpack ALL Of this

  • wallpaper42
    wallpaper42 6 days ago +4

    Always subtract more water with any packaged food. The instructions always tell you to add way too much water.

  • Vertrix
    Vertrix 6 days ago +2

    i dont even know if these are actual good recepts or if they are just a troll help

  • Camilla Esmé
    Camilla Esmé 6 days ago


  • JM Ambrocio
    JM Ambrocio 6 days ago

    I see you're into "raw men"

  • trishainthekitchen
    trishainthekitchen 6 days ago

    You lowkey sound like Babish.

  • dustwinebirds
    dustwinebirds 6 days ago +3

    you and your roommate seem to have an interesting relationship

  • Laorin Filet
    Laorin Filet 7 days ago

    I feel attacked

  • Laorin Filet
    Laorin Filet 7 days ago

    The first 18 seconds gave me anxiety

  • DogeWithMoney 1239
    DogeWithMoney 1239 7 days ago

    I like plain ramen and I have a ramen cooker and it takes 3 mins to make

  • MetaBloxer
    MetaBloxer 7 days ago

    I closed the video when it got to the promotional content, and I accidentally cut it off after he said
    "I want to thank Hell-"

  • HotBoomBro
    HotBoomBro 7 days ago

    So inspirational.

  • le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins

    that camera works
    it got me scared

    especially the egg part

  • MnMn Bahr.
    MnMn Bahr. 7 days ago

    The intro 👌🏼 on point unfortunately

  • Andrew Wan
    Andrew Wan 7 days ago

    Fuck you that intro hurt

  • Shoopyman Sam
    Shoopyman Sam 8 days ago

    1:58 does this like actually work?!

  • polyGentle
    polyGentle 9 days ago

    Yeah, I got Abs

  • Spacebro007
    Spacebro007 9 days ago

    I didn’t know one video could be so helpful. As someone who constantly eats instant noodles, it’s really nice to now be able to easily cook different variation very quickly and not just eat them with the basic flavour packets

  • Siddha Torne
    Siddha Torne 9 days ago

    That intro tho

  • Dana Kittnerová
    Dana Kittnerová 9 days ago

    Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose of making quick and easy ramen noodles?

  • cherryriot
    cherryriot 9 days ago

    shit... im watching this again, and that hangover ramen looks really good. i know what my dinners gonna be.

  • Sierra Meigs
    Sierra Meigs 10 days ago +4

    He sounds hot

  • grace lucas
    grace lucas 10 days ago

    I've tried all these, 100% real, 100% delish👌👌👌
    All I'll say is if you want that spicy peanut broccoli to pop, add sesame oil and ginger😍

  • BunnyPandora
    BunnyPandora 10 days ago

    *wait* at 3:01 it says alice...are you cheating on kate!?

  • Daniel Heywood
    Daniel Heywood 11 days ago

    So i'm gonna die cause i can't eat gluten

  • Poop Face
    Poop Face 11 days ago

    Who knew Sam O'Nella can cook? I mean, seriously, he kinda sounds like Sam.

  • Angel Smith
    Angel Smith 12 days ago


  • Michael Skrovný
    Michael Skrovný 12 days ago

    And do not have that first dri-.
    Some time later don't eve-.

  • Saga R
    Saga R 12 days ago

    This video earned you a new sub. Love it.

  • Sopuli
    Sopuli 12 days ago

    2:43 Song ples?

  • Ana theNinjaGirl
    Ana theNinjaGirl 13 days ago

    1:59 holy shit, thanks

  • 煦安
    煦安 13 days ago

    5:10 i honestly thought you said “we’re all men”? Pun intended!?

  • Paola Aldarondo
    Paola Aldarondo 14 days ago

    I didn't sign up for that reality slap when I clicked on this video.

  • Miss Mistique
    Miss Mistique 14 days ago +1

    **tries to click onto full screen and skips to end of video** SHIT!

    Also he said: cook the nudes

  • • XMissLucretia
    • XMissLucretia 14 days ago

    seriously i wheezed when i saw the eggs duct taped at the ceiling of the fridge

  • Cosmic Space Goo
    Cosmic Space Goo 15 days ago

    You know, just because your dumbass decided not to invest in your education and fiddle with guitars and make USclip videos doesn't mean everyone in college is wasting their time.
    Maybe you should be happy the next time you're in an ER and the doctor fixing you up didn't decide that college was a waste of time. Or when your retarded kid can't grasp basic algebra because you don't remember any math past 3rd grade, you should appreciate that there's a teacher with at least an associates degree so they can explain the many things you can't explain to your kid.

  • Valentine
    Valentine 15 days ago

    Instead of snipping the noods with a pair of scissors just cronch they in the packet before opening it

  • smol potaeto
    smol potaeto 16 days ago

    Is this How to Basic cousins channel but more friendly?

  • saruwatari shohei
    saruwatari shohei 16 days ago

    you and your roomate have quite a relationship there. the friend zone might be cracked a little

  • phresh
    phresh 16 days ago

    why this video keeps popping up on my reccomendayshun?? i already seen it like 10 thymes

  • I love my cat777
    I love my cat777 17 days ago

    this is the very most first time I'm watching your video and I feel very bad for that ramen 😭😭😭

  • S U C C ::.
    S U C C ::. 17 days ago

    Ok about to try one of these
    Update:I'm doing the first one and so far so good
    Update: i wasn't sure about the egg but it turns out looking great and taste even better
    Update:I'm trying the peanut butter one and it turned out great except I put soy sauce in top and it made it better

  • TheAlexgoodlife
    TheAlexgoodlife 17 days ago

    idk why people eat so much instant ramen, regular ass spaghetti is cheaper and better

  • Meow Meow Kapow
    Meow Meow Kapow 18 days ago

    Rah-men. =>.

  • kungkungx3
    kungkungx3 18 days ago

    Wow first 20s LOL and the intro hits like a truck. ... That's too accurate I can't even ..

  • Zehe Chen
    Zehe Chen 18 days ago

    website hacker typer

  • Kie_.
    Kie_. 18 days ago

    I subscribed.

  • Ash
    Ash 18 days ago

    Smells like liberal in here

  • kstavish 224
    kstavish 224 18 days ago

    the only thing you proved in this video is that You Suck at Cooking

  • Leo Dksh
    Leo Dksh 18 days ago

    You really said the truth 🤣but too late;why m seeing this now😅

  • Goat Man
    Goat Man 18 days ago

    1:58 that was satisfying

  • Taliba Snyder
    Taliba Snyder 19 days ago

    Love it! The commentary that is. I liked the recipe ideas, but I loved the commentary!

  • Destroyer 274
    Destroyer 274 19 days ago +1

    Oh yeah yeah

  • MarkQub jar
    MarkQub jar 19 days ago


  • Cole Peltier
    Cole Peltier 19 days ago

    too bad those noodles are petroleum based.

  • Pamanda Bear
    Pamanda Bear 19 days ago

    Oh yeah yeah

  • aria - chan
    aria - chan 19 days ago

    I don't know who you are, how I got here but I do know what you do and I love it.

  • Chacrica Pagadala
    Chacrica Pagadala 19 days ago

    'Grab a pair of scissors and snip up the noodles to make them super-spoon friendly' LMAO

  • Anna Gaffney
    Anna Gaffney 19 days ago

    Okay ouch I can't believe you recorded me without my permission

  • realblackfox
    realblackfox 19 days ago

    Can I get a Raaaameeen!

  • Yangtze 麵
    Yangtze 麵 19 days ago


  • Tutu Tutu
    Tutu Tutu 19 days ago

    The fuck??!!! Why wasn't i recommended this video earlier!!!

  • Elena Elizabeth
    Elena Elizabeth 19 days ago

    You sound exactly like Harvey Spectre

  • Rudolph Dan
    Rudolph Dan 19 days ago


  • Pizzaz Paz
    Pizzaz Paz 19 days ago


    That looks good.

  • Trepach III
    Trepach III 19 days ago +2

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Will Maxwell
    Will Maxwell 19 days ago

    This was strangely depressing