Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published on Sep 21, 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”
    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.
    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.
    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.
    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.
    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.
    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.
    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.
    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  2 months ago +1556

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    • Ragge Plays
      Ragge Plays 5 days ago

      USclip: DEMONETIZED!

    • Cassidy Eckman
      Cassidy Eckman 13 days ago

      What do your roommates think of your filming for this channel?

    • tank the dog
      tank the dog 13 days ago

      I think I have W.A.D

    • uhavemooface
      uhavemooface 13 days ago

      I have to say I love your sarcastic humor with a bit of cooking involved even if you don't know how to cook right but you do it with your ba.... I mean you do it with your heart. Thanks for being on youtube. You make my day a happy night because it is night almost.

    • VzlaCaos
      VzlaCaos 20 days ago

      dud this video is solid gold, keep doing them

  • Dafty
    Dafty 23 hours ago


  • Chloe Bell
    Chloe Bell Day ago

    2:42 that broccoli has got him wasted

  • Damon C.
    Damon C. Day ago

    The grease and fat help the guilt slide right out of your body. Yup.

  • Catlluminati
    Catlluminati 2 days ago

    Or just eat indomie.

  • Jun Choi
    Jun Choi 3 days ago

    "According to the internet, if you're in college, you are required to survive off of this stuff (Instant Ramen), so that you can save money, by sacrificing your health and accumulating debt for a degree that you won't use for a job that will be done by the robots by the time you don't graduate as you realize you are in the wrong program, two years too late, but it doesn't matter because climate change is going to destroy us all."

  • Justice Munsell
    Justice Munsell 3 days ago

    I'm eating dirty ramen rn

  • Barry Shitpeas
    Barry Shitpeas 3 days ago

    Where is the dog? I thought there would be dog at the end :( I came here for dog.... unsub.

  • mari issa
    mari issa 4 days ago

    I’m about 6 months away from this college life you speak of... fuck life TT

  • Rise
    Rise 4 days ago

    2:34 I thought that was gonna be Chop Suey.

  • Crusader 1
    Crusader 1 4 days ago

    I somehow failed the first one

  • Peter Vlčko
    Peter Vlčko 4 days ago

    This channel became pompous and cocky but no Guinness version here and there. I thinking that I am blind.

  • Nenad Zlatanovic
    Nenad Zlatanovic 4 days ago


  • Melissa Deleon
    Melissa Deleon 5 days ago

    “bully-on” omfg

  • Aytz
    Aytz 5 days ago

    Thw intro made me depressed

  • Matt intheHatt
    Matt intheHatt 5 days ago

    2:49 when Tina gets drunk

  • Octavios Reaves
    Octavios Reaves 5 days ago

    U got a new sub

  • Kenny Gates
    Kenny Gates 6 days ago +1

    I've been dealing with really bad anxiety and depression, and have been stressed like crazy. This is the first video of yours I've watched, and I can tell I'm already hooked! This made me laugh so much, I'm really grateful to have come across your channel!

  • Dowwinds
    Dowwinds 7 days ago

    yo the spicy peanut broccoli really is delicious

  • Wawajohns
    Wawajohns 7 days ago

    Thank you for the prize I'm not sure what to do with it or how to feel about it though

  • Kenjii Vianna
    Kenjii Vianna 7 days ago

    Thanks! I hate it! I came out here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now .

  • James Sayian
    James Sayian 7 days ago

    can someone report back with how each of these taste

  • Luka Maverick
    Luka Maverick 8 days ago

    I made the artery cement
    Holy fuck thwt was incrsdivle

  • Pine Cone
    Pine Cone 8 days ago

    Throw the noodles in at the end so it doesn't have a glue-like texture

  • Nomad2001
    Nomad2001 9 days ago

    To avoid WABS i always add my flavor pack AFTER i boil my ramen, letting it cook about 25 percent through sitting in the bowl and cooling down. As the beefy deliciousness soaks in.

  • Text it toast
    Text it toast 9 days ago


  • John Ward
    John Ward 9 days ago

    This is the funniest in a long FUCKING time... Ramen....

  • Mrs Martin
    Mrs Martin 10 days ago +5

    The beginning of this video deserves an award

  • Eyeswolocume Inthemouth

    I have a weird feeling that u smoke weeds

  • Tacocat04
    Tacocat04 12 days ago

    I Don't know what magic you used to make the hangover ramen, but mine ended up pretty bad with no taste

  • You Don't Know Me
    You Don't Know Me 12 days ago +2

    This was gross. But just for that prayer, Ramen, brother!

  • Jason Waks
    Jason Waks 12 days ago


  • Syed Mohammed Faizuddin

    At one point, you just don't get how serious he is and whether these work or not.
    Dank-Cooking breaks human perceptions.
    Have had this problem since I've known this channel.

  • Adaeze Onuoha
    Adaeze Onuoha 13 days ago

    excuse can you change your name to your great at cooking

  • Natalie Bagusauskas
    Natalie Bagusauskas 13 days ago

    Robby sent me

  • JasonBlaze Gamer
    JasonBlaze Gamer 13 days ago

    Robby sent me

  • MysteryMelon3
    MysteryMelon3 13 days ago

    I actually like ramen normally I don’t mind adding stuff

  • Blake Allen
    Blake Allen 13 days ago

    I bet the only reason he side tracked with the note was so he wouldn't have to take the blame for the over boiled ramen

  • Leisley Cruz
    Leisley Cruz 14 days ago

    If i could double like this video, i would

  • Candi Soda
    Candi Soda 14 days ago

    I love them less sooo.. I'm just going to give them socks

  • Evalynn Chen
    Evalynn Chen 14 days ago

    Found this because of Robby thank you 😊

  • Canberk Hancan
    Canberk Hancan 14 days ago

    Lol its fucking awesome. First time seeing it, insta subscribe!

    CORZER0 15 days ago +1

    I think your faucet has a leak bro

  • Zeoxys
    Zeoxys 15 days ago

    Lol nice hacker typer

  • Ruthless Cardigan
    Ruthless Cardigan 15 days ago

    lol pedialyte latte

  • Bazza's Kitchen
    Bazza's Kitchen 15 days ago

    Add cheese to the spinach and beef ramen and you've got the ultimate ramen

  • S.C. Girl
    S.C. Girl 16 days ago

    This actually very helpful!
    Helpful video with a HUGE touch of sarcastic humor.

  • Insert Name
    Insert Name 16 days ago

    This is the only cooking channel that’s entertaining at the same time

  • HI LEE
    HI LEE 17 days ago

    You can put the prawn, bean sprout, squid, even seaweed, if when you cook the ramen.

  • Jazz Kim
    Jazz Kim 17 days ago

    Oh my God the beginning is so true😂

  • olive tree
    olive tree 17 days ago

    *ramen hallelujah*

  • ;
    ; 17 days ago

    hah, this was amazing omg

  • Movaixs
    Movaixs 17 days ago

    2:42 but isn’t that water?

  • Das Papu
    Das Papu 17 days ago

    nice one! but I need to tell you.... 03:05 you suck at coffee, yeah you totally suck xD

  • Nachtdertoten666
    Nachtdertoten666 18 days ago

    that hangover ramen is something i will eat a lot and not for what its intended for

  • John Smith
    John Smith 18 days ago

    He reminds me of Tina from Bob’s Burgers.

  • zzSLEEPYZzz10
    zzSLEEPYZzz10 18 days ago

    Or u can put it in a bowl break it up and put in some milk boom ramen cereal or if you want chips put it in a bowl break it up and u decide whether u want the flavor packet or not

  • Fiona VW
    Fiona VW 18 days ago

    Can I eat it raw?

  • Au Tara
    Au Tara 18 days ago

    Even though ramen is developed by 'Momofuku Ando" from Japan. you guys just catch up the past trend but it became as a Korean tradition for over 50 million Koreans. It is the same fact as 'StarCraft' from Blizzard became one of the Korean folk plays. Yup, most Koreans do that but they put kimchi and egg, tuna-can, spams, dumplings, fishcake, and even cream soup powder for ramen pasta in their ramen. :)
    I am so glad that Americans are now enlightened to enter into [R]A-Men world. The tradition from Korea has been through over 40 years. It will be great to carry some bags of ramens if you go to camping or travel anywhere, '[R]A-Men' will be your soul soon! After hiking, eating ramen will make you down!
    Korean style is Kim-Chi and Ramen. (It is a legal drug in this time)
    American style will be sweet pickle and Ramen.

  • Sham_mu
    Sham_mu 19 days ago

    4:27 can I eat it even tho it’s boiled or am I gonna get salmonella?

  • thegraat
    thegraat 19 days ago

    wut did i just watch....

  • Ti Pi
    Ti Pi 19 days ago

    So relatable

  • Essam HERAKI
    Essam HERAKI 19 days ago

    omg thats total me and my roomate

  • Ramu10
    Ramu10 19 days ago


  • Alice Truong
    Alice Truong 19 days ago

    I remember seeing that drunk text

  • Spika Rooni
    Spika Rooni 20 days ago


  • Konii
    Konii 20 days ago

    hey, I can see my house under that rock :p

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  • Satvik Patel
    Satvik Patel 21 day ago


  • Anuca
    Anuca 21 day ago

    That hangover ramen sounds fucking sick.

  • Raven Jon Borja
    Raven Jon Borja 21 day ago

    Hey Bro can you teach us how to make a Kani salad for us weebs

  • Forever_A _Faller
    Forever_A _Faller 21 day ago

    Bitch these are 2min noodles what are you talking about?

  • DroCodile
    DroCodile 21 day ago

    Man I love getting drunk off water some how

  • Lauren James
    Lauren James 21 day ago

    No gonna lie as a college student who grew up with parents who cook, I didn’t like ramen the first time I tried it.

  • Jen D
    Jen D 21 day ago


  • KingKristo _
    KingKristo _ 21 day ago

    You didn’t let the eggs say goodbye..

  • godikynat
    godikynat 21 day ago

    You can also eat it raw , it is great !

  • looperin
    looperin 21 day ago

    I am triggered.

  • catt :3
    catt :3 21 day ago

    Well that last few seconds of that ramen spinning really hit me hard

  • scarabfrenzy
    scarabfrenzy 21 day ago

    These are actually good recipes

  • Lupo Leone
    Lupo Leone 21 day ago

    Beans + Curry means that when you'll fart (and you'll fart) you'll also shit yourself.

  • 刘欣怡
    刘欣怡 22 days ago

    sounds great

  • José Ignacio Pauly Llobet

    I feel personally attacked by this video

  • Ashley Carson
    Ashley Carson 22 days ago +3

    Raw men no noo’s (thanks I never had likes)

  • Jason H.
    Jason H. 22 days ago

    Lol anybody else catch the woman's panties at 2:40? Lol

  • Mobile Gaming
    Mobile Gaming 22 days ago

    This kinda sums up all of my college and university years

  • Mobile Gaming
    Mobile Gaming 22 days ago

    Damn I wish I used the hangover ramen

  • Chris Short
    Chris Short 22 days ago

    You don't have to wait for a utopic future that may never come. Just sharpen your knife.

  • NobodyThePhantom
    NobodyThePhantom 22 days ago


  • Catarina Rosella Fitzgerald

    I love hello fresh, I stand by it

  • sarah brewer
    sarah brewer 23 days ago

    Dont make the broth when its still cooking that makes the flavor go away ad it after

  • Ri Dog
    Ri Dog 23 days ago

    Tried them all the best is poached eggs but and tapatio

  • Dez Xanatos
    Dez Xanatos 23 days ago

    What's that party song that's used during the drinking bits?

  • Felipe Konopczyk
    Felipe Konopczyk 23 days ago


  • Appendicitis Dolan
    Appendicitis Dolan 23 days ago

    Whoever invented top ramen is probably the richest person ever...----

  • Appendicitis Dolan
    Appendicitis Dolan 23 days ago

    What if u have big hands

  • Kiwi The Dog
    Kiwi The Dog 23 days ago

    Its hilarious but these are actual recipies

  • The Nifty One
    The Nifty One 23 days ago

    His tap leaks.

  • Alec England
    Alec England 23 days ago

    the first 20 seconds takes the joy out my soul

  • Robert Ritchie
    Robert Ritchie 23 days ago

    You can eat instant ramen still Pre made, you don’t even have to cook it.