Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)


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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat 2 months ago +4394

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

  • FaZe Archer
    FaZe Archer 5 hours ago

    If he has a human biology, take those links to law enforcement and doctors to gain access to a vacuum and then put him in an airless environment.

  • dylan bailly
    dylan bailly 8 hours ago

    13:16 it still could, we couls just leave him in there

  • Zach Morrison
    Zach Morrison 8 hours ago

    Uh mat pat you remember that episode you did on how to kill Deadpool well Michel has a healing factor just like him but only faster so all you needed to do to actually kill him is to microwave him for at least a few hours or days considering in how fast it is and before you pull that he is a skilled mercenary don’t forget that one of his man weaknesses is that years of growing old and sloppy fighting puts him at a disadvantage with a smarter opponent so all you needed to do to get the job done is to get a person with a smart enough IQ to lure Deadpool in to a radiation room and finish that job once he is done microwaving and not only that but he also has a sword in his arsenal that can kill people with healing factors *boom*

  • Fortnite Propiper
    Fortnite Propiper 9 hours ago +1

    Just use a uno skip card

  • Fortnite Propiper
    Fortnite Propiper 9 hours ago +1


  • AnkaraBall Mapping
    AnkaraBall Mapping 9 hours ago

    Make him play Fallout 76

  • Aden Leonard
    Aden Leonard 10 hours ago

    hell wont except him

  • Jack Daley
    Jack Daley 10 hours ago

    I have one problem with your theory. In your video about how to kill wolverine you said his neurons can’t be recreated, so he would regenerate but he would just be a 23 year old baby mentally. I came to this conclusion because he get’s decapitaded so if his stem cells regrew his head then this theory of his stem cells on steroids regeneration doesn’t work. But If his body grows on his head then it would work.

  • Ninetails theGodkiller
    Ninetails theGodkiller 10 hours ago +1

    pore molten iron on Michel.... even if he survives he's not getting out.

  • Nova Kitty
    Nova Kitty 10 hours ago

    Guys,guys,the machete. Seriously,Jason died from it!

  • Emory Streit
    Emory Streit 12 hours ago

    Catapult him into the sun

  • Garrett Clements
    Garrett Clements 12 hours ago

    I thought it is theorized that he was taught to drive by the other doctor.

  • Yvng Ed3n
    Yvng Ed3n 12 hours ago

    Do a theory on GET OUT

  • giannamichelle07
    giannamichelle07 12 hours ago

    Thanks for this helpful guide, I was wondering how do survive this guy. Thanks!

    This is a joke please don’t come for me

  • Matthew Ragan
    Matthew Ragan 13 hours ago

    Or just hang him if you really think about it there's no way he could survive a successful hanging

  • Gabe Chandler
    Gabe Chandler 13 hours ago

    At the end of Halloween (2018) didn't he get trapped in the bunker and burned alive? Unless they make another movie I'm pretty certain he's dead.

  • Ian
    Ian 13 hours ago +1

    So you say the only canon ones are the first and the last (2018) but then you proceed to mention things from the other movies...

  • Psycho Lunatic
    Psycho Lunatic 13 hours ago

    Film Theorists?
    More like.
    MatPat isn't funny 2

  • ReignitedGamer // Gaming And More!

    so... super mario can defeat michael myers... nah. i get sonic though

  • Plushtrapy
    Plushtrapy 19 hours ago

    2:48 HAHAHA!

  • Plushtrapy
    Plushtrapy 19 hours ago

    this is how to beat micheal myers

  • Monika animation
    Monika animation 20 hours ago

    Just be the main character you can't die oh wait this a horror movie this might not work

  • Cheezy Watermelon

    12:30 every Halloween fan: 🤦🏽‍♀️

    DIAMOND 1 Day ago

    Just pull a thanos and hope for the best

  • elise brito
    elise brito Day ago

    5:11 michael meyers is deadpool? coming up next week

  • olivia Storment
    olivia Storment Day ago

    Well now we now ar least we think we know boony tap your house and burn it with fire

  • Clucklord
    Clucklord Day ago


  • Clucklord
    Clucklord Day ago

    I actually didn't know Halloween was set in Illinois

  • Vulpax 84
    Vulpax 84 Day ago

    Chain him up and throw him to the bottom of a lake
    It managed to stop Jason, who is immortal, for a little while, until he was freed

  • Peggy Ekstedt
    Peggy Ekstedt Day ago

    Hi is so hot i men michael myers

  • MafaTheGamerLady MTGL

    11:04 am i the only one who thinks the background looks like estonia flag 🇪🇪?

  • Mr Random
    Mr Random Day ago

    But if we cut his brain in half he will die anyway

  • Amanda Moberg
    Amanda Moberg Day ago

    Just put Goku in there. He'll do a couple words... KA...MEEEE...HAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! R.I.P Michael Myers

  • sad GUY
    sad GUY Day ago

    Phew, now babysitters are safe

  • khan simeoni
    khan simeoni 2 days ago

    Couldn't you just starve him to death? hard to heal without any material to work with.

  • Hayman Alexander
    Hayman Alexander 2 days ago

    Or choke him

  • Piano Lover
    Piano Lover 2 days ago +1

    William SHATner?

  • Diego Estrada
    Diego Estrada 2 days ago

    There is a way that will work maybe but what if u shoot him in the head in every single Halloween he has never been shot in the head 🤨 so I might work cause it never happened so it is possible cause no one has done it

  • Avery J
    Avery J 2 days ago

    Just chop his head off

  • Minito200
    Minito200 2 days ago

    11:04 cheese! :D

  • Mateo Cole
    Mateo Cole 2 days ago

    Could u just suffocate him too?

  • animemer2005 games
    animemer2005 games 2 days ago +1

    it would be a shame if you try this and then it turnss out all the movies are cannon and he gaind all his powers from the cult

  • Brian Lofthouse
    Brian Lofthouse 2 days ago

    What about lobbing off his head? Even if he grows a new one he shouldn't have the memories of his past life, right?

  • TheDtroupe
    TheDtroupe 3 days ago

    or just bury him in cement...

  • Nicole Thomas87
    Nicole Thomas87 3 days ago

    How about knock him out then cut of his head his brain will be new he won’t be a killer

  • Megadeth1357
    Megadeth1357 3 days ago

    You guys should do theories on Jason, Freddy, and other famous horror icons :)

  • I'am a Redguard!
    I'am a Redguard! 3 days ago

    Or you could drop him off near the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl, that will definitely kill him! The trick is getting him near it without killing yourself.

  • Gungamer 500
    Gungamer 500 3 days ago

    I’ll saw this on Halloween

  • Robert Preston
    Robert Preston 3 days ago +1

    Use protection runes that is only way to stop him

  • XSparklingIceX
    XSparklingIceX 3 days ago

    10:36 When you foresee a problem happening before it does.

  • Bayomayo0
    Bayomayo0 3 days ago

    Just let him watch ricegum. He'll develop cancer then die 🙂

  • iLikeNoodles247 r6s
    iLikeNoodles247 r6s 3 days ago

    Push him in a volcano

  • deadpool 360noscope
    deadpool 360noscope 3 days ago

    Can you do "who is red X"?

  • Kimhong Un
    Kimhong Un 3 days ago

    Roman reign has leukemia so yeah
    Wish him good luck so I can see more booooooooos

  • ImNotOkai YT
    ImNotOkai YT 3 days ago

    Just say

    No You.

  • Nicky Padilla
    Nicky Padilla 3 days ago


  • Sheev Talks
    Sheev Talks 4 days ago

    I have an Infinity Gauntlet. I could just snap my fingers...

  • Salty Nut
    Salty Nut 4 days ago

    He got immortal when hancock threw him to heaven and caught him back

  • Andzery
    Andzery 4 days ago

    Give him to Thanos, he can do the job

  • Karina Flores
    Karina Flores 4 days ago

    Just drown him,it might be hard but just drown him

  • Noel Chin
    Noel Chin 4 days ago

    michael myers is not real and my me michael has a lot of michaels

    • Noel Chin
      Noel Chin 4 days ago

      2 michaels me and my uncle

  • carolynhorne30gmail Ninja42

    Do chucky

  • David Handley
    David Handley 4 days ago

    If you were decapitated, which part would go back, the head, or the body? Just a technical question, I’ve always wondered.

  • David Handley
    David Handley 4 days ago

    Damn. Next we need to find out Jason Voorhees next. Although it’s clear he is also impossible to kill.

  • hozzy erie
    hozzy erie 4 days ago

    Nuke him.much easyer

  • BooDues Gaming
    BooDues Gaming 4 days ago

    send him to Chernobyl. blyat

  • ImpactedIce2057 !!
    ImpactedIce2057 !! 4 days ago

    Universal signed a co contract saying that you can't kill Michael myers but hey it was worth a shot mabye next time.

  • S B
    S B 4 days ago

    im 99.99% sure that myers isnt like cell, he cant regenerate half his body, u take the head, u take the kill. no oxygen = no regrowth

  • D Ez
    D Ez 4 days ago

    3:45 Reminds me of The Thing is a prequel to The Thing

  • S B
    S B 4 days ago

    .50 cal. cant kill if u dont have a head...

  • NPC 01927361
    NPC 01927361 4 days ago

    watching this just in case

  • PhonicBeast
    PhonicBeast 4 days ago

    No the only way to beat him is to take his mask off!!

  • GeniusMusicYT
    GeniusMusicYT 4 days ago

    Can you not just shoot him in a vital part of his head like you did with Deadpool? He won’t be able to regenerate any memories or even know anything...

  • mr -1
    mr -1 4 days ago

    how'd you get him in the room with you outside, if he only follows you, it ends up getting you trapped, unless the room has two doors, but still... instead of getting rid of his healing and them killing him, why not just blow him up?(multiple rocket launchers) just manage to desintagrate every living cell in his body (cell died like that in dbz) get's rid of his stem cells and kills him, instead of having to finish the job exposing yourself in a small closed room (also you stated that he breathes so...), either way would be a waste, since it seems easy to trap him (looking at his speed and the fact that he can be knocked out), those stem cells could be used for medicine and research.
    btw if his source of healing is stem cells, he's not immortal of old age, just lives insanely long.
    anyway, if you read all this you're more relentless then myers

  • Mein Ich
    Mein Ich 4 days ago

    I too have some thoughts on killing those constantly regrowing folks:
    Since it is stated that they all are basically humans, they have to follow some rules...
    First of, they have to sustain themselves. Meaning, they need food, drink, air and so on.
    Take that away and they will suffer the same effects as we would.
    Sure, their ability will reverse most of the damage taken.
    But if it is based on cells, it won't last too long.
    You know, cells don't just come from nowhere.
    They need stuff to be made from.
    If you isolate them long enough from external resources, they should stop regenerating, right?
    Just use the concrete, others have suggested.
    But just cast all of them into concrete.
    Or something similar that hardens quicker.
    We don't want another Smaug, right?

  • TheRealLokenade 425
    TheRealLokenade 425 4 days ago

    I haven't seen my best friend in three years because he has leukemia but his hair and health will be back to normal next year.

  • Chubbby C
    Chubbby C 4 days ago

    Lock him in a box then pour concrete on it and burry him for 100-200years or how ever long if he stays alive at least we know he's someone else problem

  • Canned Bread
    Canned Bread 4 days ago

    I'm just saying, cant we just nuke him

  • Clinton Kinsey
    Clinton Kinsey 4 days ago

    Okay, I figured out the exact way to kill Michael Myers off, permanently. Stop selling the rights to Halloween inc.. Seriously lol. John Carpenter and Debra Hill wrote the first film and was gonna end it there. Kind of like Michael a.k.a. The Boogeyman is always out there but they wanted more money. So John and Debra wrote Halloween 2 (1981). That was the final film. Then the rights were sold off and we got the cult of thorn trilogy. So anyway... yeah... Michael Myers did die in a hospital explosion on October 31st 1978.

  • Mama Lemondrop
    Mama Lemondrop 4 days ago

    The scariest part if Halloween is Michael's jumpsuit.

  • Cool Guy
    Cool Guy 4 days ago

    I would have just trapped him in a hole full of wet cement and wait for it to dry.

  • jotri
    jotri 4 days ago +2

    Bildungsroman? That's German for education novel!

  • Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf 4 days ago

    Why not use explosives on him. Fucking thermite! Kite his into a car rigged with thermite and set that puppy off

  • evilnekowantznobs
    evilnekowantznobs 4 days ago

    By shooting him. A lot.

  • thedrew4you
    thedrew4you 4 days ago

    Wait... you're going to give an unstoppable killing machine a massive dose of radiation... in a fictional world where nigh immortal super humans exist? Do you not read comic books, bro? You want a Micheal Myers HULK???

  • thedrew4you
    thedrew4you 4 days ago

    I know this isn't exactly the place to bring this up, but what the heck is "brave" about having a terminal illness? A person is brave when they choose to face their fear. A kid with leukemia doesn't exactly have a choice in the matter. If anything, it's tragic. It always come off to me as patronizing when someone says this.

  • SamSilverEyes
    SamSilverEyes 4 days ago

    What if he gets beheaded? And then someone would cut his head or burn it?
    Won't that work?

  • Tabloiduser
    Tabloiduser 4 days ago

    just suffocate him

  • Paradox Krusher
    Paradox Krusher 5 days ago

    I have leukemia

  • Odil gulomuv
    Odil gulomuv 5 days ago

    Infographics show

  • Chenxiao Zhou
    Chenxiao Zhou 5 days ago

    you could just nuke him tho...

  • Doddo0
    Doddo0 5 days ago

    Or u
    You could just send a nuclear bomb to the area and he Will probably die

  • LemmyCranston
    LemmyCranston 5 days ago

    I like how everyone says "derp Michael could've never driven the car derp". he was six when he killed judith. now I don't know about you but I remember watching my family drive and had some inclination on how driving works. The shape seems like an intelligent person, so I imagine he knows how cars are turned on and what to press. Now another thing driving is not difficult only learning the rules of the road. Nowhere in the movie did we see him parallel park or make a 3 point turn. It's not that farfetched that he could drive.

  • Omega Saturn
    Omega Saturn 5 days ago

    How to REALLY BEAT Michael Myers: Types the command: /kill @e

  • Default skin
    Default skin 5 days ago +1

    Guys we need big daddy and his men. ( purge reference )

    A PERSON 5 days ago

    Funny a kid in my class is called Michael meyers well staying away from him.

  • C Parker
    C Parker 5 days ago

    Drop him in a nuclear generator

  • NicK Se7eN
    NicK Se7eN 5 days ago

    I'll still watch the video but it's a lot easier than you think just hop on a bus a boat a plane he ain't getting through security and he ain't walking on water

  • Lawn Mower Productions

    Or just like push him in a hole that you can't climb out of.