Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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  • Published on Feb 9, 2019
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  • James Hubbell
    James Hubbell 10 hours ago

    GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

  • Pegasus
    Pegasus 12 hours ago +1

    Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

  • Ivone de Figueiredo

    Pointillism! Good one.

  • James Smithe
    James Smithe Day ago

    So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

  • hawkeye5955
    hawkeye5955 Day ago

    From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

  • Mark Dowse
    Mark Dowse Day ago

    First World problems............

  • Cheers Queers
    Cheers Queers Day ago

    Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

  • COLOURED LIONESS

    Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

  • Em Boy
    Em Boy 2 days ago +1

    She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker

  • junglechick13
    junglechick13 2 days ago

    I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!

  • Caf3in3
    Caf3in3 2 days ago

    she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

  • superhavi
    superhavi 2 days ago

    4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

  • Cs Mitchell
    Cs Mitchell 2 days ago

    Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

  • Dana Bennett
    Dana Bennett 2 days ago

    That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

  • misium
    misium 2 days ago

    Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it?
    Crush? Crash?

  • Lela Kovarik
    Lela Kovarik 2 days ago

    I know how to restore paintings.

  • Monique Ruriha
    Monique Ruriha 2 days ago

    Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

  • Adrian Goldsmith
    Adrian Goldsmith 3 days ago

    Uou cxxx

  • Ph@tMantv
    Ph@tMantv 3 days ago

    I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

  • Vi W
    Vi W 3 days ago

    As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 3 days ago

    I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

  • HENRY THE RC CAR
    HENRY THE RC CAR 3 days ago +1

    👂 👈 🤔

  • Reverend Howl
    Reverend Howl 3 days ago

    England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

  • Sunny
    Sunny 3 days ago

    As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

  • Burnell Browne
    Burnell Browne 3 days ago +2

    at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

  • Julian Porter
    Julian Porter 3 days ago

    It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

  • jcllings
    jcllings 3 days ago

    I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

  • George Chiqovani
    George Chiqovani 3 days ago

    OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

  • pkunkbwok
    pkunkbwok 3 days ago

    your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

  • DoctorWeeTodd
    DoctorWeeTodd 3 days ago

    My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.

    • DoctorWeeTodd
      DoctorWeeTodd 2 days ago

      +Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 days ago

      "entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?

  • Rae Lynn
    Rae Lynn 3 days ago

    My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!

  • January Baby
    January Baby 3 days ago

    So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.

  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch 3 days ago

    That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣

  • Pyro gaming
    Pyro gaming 3 days ago +1

    Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.

  • Daemoncles RatHeir
    Daemoncles RatHeir 3 days ago

    In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony:
    "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.

  • rpbsjy
    rpbsjy 3 days ago

    News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...

  • EbbWeaver
    EbbWeaver 3 days ago

    Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.

  • Chase
    Chase 3 days ago

    I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!

  • Liana Lanteigne
    Liana Lanteigne 3 days ago

    I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian

  • Michele
    Michele 3 days ago

    Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜

  • calkinsb0713
    calkinsb0713 3 days ago +1

    Regicide!

  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 3 days ago

    @ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer
    It was bound to be! Haha! XD

  • Jeroen Tel
    Jeroen Tel 3 days ago

    There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-)
    Let "them" ride the waves!
    IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert!
    Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)

  • George Catlin
    George Catlin 3 days ago

    the queen is evil

  • I Created An Account For This

    It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.

  • Noopur Raval
    Noopur Raval 4 days ago

    Sausage guy is Dwight

  • Veloflex
    Veloflex 4 days ago

    Oh glorious Germany, done it again

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 4 days ago

    My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.

  • John Larkin
    John Larkin 4 days ago

    Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!

  • captlaserrage
    captlaserrage 4 days ago

    I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 4 days ago

    Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
    Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

  • North Pittman
    North Pittman 4 days ago

    Look at all the cry baby's in the comments

  • adrienne gellman
    adrienne gellman 4 days ago

    Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 4 days ago +1

    Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!!
    (Люблю вас, пиндосики)

  • ᅳ바보ᅳ
    ᅳ바보ᅳ 4 days ago +1

    Вы серьёзно?
    У американцев даже новости это комедия?
    Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего.
    Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 days ago

      Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 days ago +1

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)

    • ᅳ바보ᅳ
      ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 days ago

      Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 days ago

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....

    • Cs Mitchell
      Cs Mitchell 2 days ago

      +ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....

  • TheMrVengeance
    TheMrVengeance 4 days ago

    I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?

  • LIFE WITH MEVA
    LIFE WITH MEVA 4 days ago

    this was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • Claire Bear
    Claire Bear 4 days ago

    WE STAN STEPHEN

  • Deborah Roby
    Deborah Roby 4 days ago

    Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx

  • Rocky Lion
    Rocky Lion 4 days ago

    What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck

  • J.T. B
    J.T. B 4 days ago

    Deep state tool

  • Chris M
    Chris M 4 days ago

    The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 4 days ago

    Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.

  • Son of a Gun
    Son of a Gun 4 days ago

    we dont care about the queen.
    that meat place was more interesting

  • Doorhenge
    Doorhenge 4 days ago

    Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.

  • Kinga Kristóf
    Kinga Kristóf 4 days ago

    Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.

  • astaraelsget
    astaraelsget 4 days ago

    That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly

  • Jaxon K
    Jaxon K 4 days ago

    the wurst business plan

  • Meredith Sexton
    Meredith Sexton 4 days ago

    XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • The Prime Suspect
    The Prime Suspect 4 days ago

    Orange man bad

  • BenderRodriguez10
    BenderRodriguez10 4 days ago +2

    That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.

  • yidingcao
    yidingcao 4 days ago

    Stephen’s British accent though. lol

  • Piotr Swat
    Piotr Swat 4 days ago

    Hey! You better believe it!

  • Tanujaa Ravikumar
    Tanujaa Ravikumar 4 days ago +1

    His impression of us 😂

  • Tanujaa Ravikumar
    Tanujaa Ravikumar 4 days ago +1

    Watching this as a Brit... 😂

  • Dara. Oloye
    Dara. Oloye 4 days ago +2

    *pulls out meat scepter *

  • 306 Motovlogs
    306 Motovlogs 4 days ago

    Came for the queen. Long live her majesty

  • Maximilien Robespierre

    Best fake English accent done by an American ever.

  • Dorth Surreal
    Dorth Surreal 4 days ago

    The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!

  • An Marllo
    An Marllo 4 days ago

    Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒

    • nula1998
      nula1998 4 days ago

      I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....

  • Troy Shen
    Troy Shen 4 days ago +1

    How late could It Be

  • Sandra C
    Sandra C 4 days ago

    So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!

  • Jared Maples
    Jared Maples 4 days ago

    The slag heap

  • Kevin Mcneil
    Kevin Mcneil 4 days ago

    I wish someone would just slap this clown .....

  • Michael Arthur
    Michael Arthur 4 days ago

    Queen is evil af

  • murdy1975
    murdy1975 4 days ago

    REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!

  • darksideofthemoon
    darksideofthemoon 4 days ago

    Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.

  • Mr BeardedGamer
    Mr BeardedGamer 4 days ago

    Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!

  • John Baker
    John Baker 4 days ago

    I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.

  • KieranDyck
    KieranDyck 4 days ago

    I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny

  • Kurt Ironmonger
    Kurt Ironmonger 4 days ago

    Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...

  • Kurt Ironmonger
    Kurt Ironmonger 4 days ago

    The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.

  • Richard Pasquin
    Richard Pasquin 4 days ago

    When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK!
    “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.

  • Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo
    Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo 4 days ago +1

    El chapo’s thanos planning

  • Terry Bonnell
    Terry Bonnell 4 days ago

    Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.

  • Nina Clauselli
    Nina Clauselli 4 days ago

    Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!

  • tom kat
    tom kat 4 days ago

    LAST TIME I WAS ON A DELTA FLIGHT !!!!!!!
    IT WAS HIJACKED 2 CUBA

  • tom kat
    tom kat 4 days ago

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑
    IT'S A FASCIST REGIME
    SHE MARRIED A MORON
    And, HAS A PRIME MINISTER 2 MATCH !!!!
    CHARLES IS HOPELESS
    PRINCESS DI TOLD HER SO !!!!! WILL SHE EVER DI

  • Bimon Solivar
    Bimon Solivar 5 days ago +1

    Wow, the German accent was really good, well done Stefan Kollbähr!