How Humans Broke the Game

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  • TierZoo
    TierZoo  4 days ago +6418


  • Mike Wate
    Mike Wate 4 hours ago

    I'm going to kill myself

  • Xakuray
    Xakuray 4 hours ago

    I'm supprised how high of a mobility stat humans were given considering they get outspeeded by most mammals, they can't fly nor climb that well, atleast on trees and they're pretty bad in water too. Also up to very recently agriculture was a bane to humanity not an improvement.

  • The Berserk Horse
    The Berserk Horse 4 hours ago

    TierZoo can you please pass on my idea to someone who has connections to square Enix? --------- So Square Enix made a CGI documentary about human evolution? This gives me an amazing idea - Square Enix should make a Clan of the Cavebear Movie or game series. Play as Ayla and Jondalar, the tall blonde beautiful Cro-magnon couple, and make the characters all pretty CGI like the final fantasy 15 characters. Or you could choose to be a Neanderthal and play out his story. Like I can imagine running around prehistoric Europe just like the plains in final fantasy 13 except all the animals and plants look realistic with real earth species.

  • Talon ,The Blades Shadow
    Talon ,The Blades Shadow 5 hours ago +1

    The fact the word tier in germany means animal makes ur channel name halarious

  • mermaid
    mermaid 6 hours ago

    Wouldn't modern day man be level 99? Why ancient man using a spear, thats not too far off from a club, a battle rifle is the ultimate hand held weapon, not a fucking spear.

  • I'm the captain now
    I'm the captain now 6 hours ago

    lmao explaining evolutionary traits through game lingo... this is resonating with gamers of all ages.

  • Sergio Vazquez
    Sergio Vazquez 6 hours ago

    Love the Mozambique reference

  • YJX Is OP
    YJX Is OP 6 hours ago +1

    What about micro-organisms??? Or maybe fungi? Maybe plants! I wanna see the tiers of them!

  • Emenel F.
    Emenel F. 7 hours ago

    The only thing that humans can’t stop is earthquakes, the tsunamis and other devastating events.

  • Michael Henry
    Michael Henry 8 hours ago

    Holy shit! Walking With Dinosaurs was my shit when I was younger!

  • pikiwiki
    pikiwiki 8 hours ago

    not sure whether this is a videogame or actual history

  • roberto espinoza
    roberto espinoza 9 hours ago

    Tier list of mating rituals?

  • Pyro Pat
    Pyro Pat 9 hours ago


  • rowb early
    rowb early 9 hours ago

    Neandethals did not come out of Africa....

  • Eraycan Ersan
    Eraycan Ersan 10 hours ago

    You are LEGEND!

  • Animation Logic
    Animation Logic 12 hours ago

    Another patch update might be coming ;-;

  • 鬼Gozu
    鬼Gozu 12 hours ago

    Sapiens p2w stats

  • Caelan Thompson
    Caelan Thompson 13 hours ago

    Scorpion tier list!

  • Ender Man
    Ender Man 13 hours ago

    Neanderthal also did not have very complex vocal cords so they were less interactive.

  • ICE KING 100
    ICE KING 100 13 hours ago

    Mozambique here!

  • A Burr
    A Burr 13 hours ago

    U should have a hybrid animals tier

  • Olade Kiambu
    Olade Kiambu 14 hours ago

    I lost the game

  • Joshua Salem
    Joshua Salem 15 hours ago

    So many human mains are just so greedy, I spawned in as human in 2001 and I’m about the download the college DLC but since I chose the United States server I wasn’t aware of how many micro transactions there are compared to the Europe server

  • Charlie R
    Charlie R 15 hours ago

    Me and my work colleagues are having an argument on who would win, grizzly or silverback. Please settle the debate once and for all!!

  • Cale Cardin
    Cale Cardin 15 hours ago

    You should do a video on the most unique abilities in the game

  • TFAegislash 57
    TFAegislash 57 15 hours ago

    Not gonna lie, Neanderthals sound a lot more fun to play.

  • NaCI 4ya
    NaCI 4ya 15 hours ago

    It would be cool to see another tier list based on birds.

  • Moon Bear Man
    Moon Bear Man 16 hours ago +1

    Okay I'm a human main and I keep getting spawn killed how do I stop this

  • Breloom
    Breloom 16 hours ago +1

    PLEASE do a video on pangolins, they're my favorite build in the game. JUST PLEASE!

  • spacetime
    spacetime 16 hours ago +1'd he acquire all these clips. Loved the video btw, just discovered you and I have impeccable taste, this YT acct was made in 2006.

    • TierZoo
      TierZoo  13 hours ago

      I got them through my partnership with CuriosityStream!

  • Gaming_Charizard
    Gaming_Charizard 16 hours ago

    Could you please do giraffes for me, I’ve loved a giraffe since kindergarten and if you do it I might give you a shout out, I would also like you to talk more about prehistoric

  • Zinedine Prime
    Zinedine Prime 17 hours ago


  • Letholdus Aurelius
    Letholdus Aurelius 17 hours ago

    The "Out of Africa" theory has been debunked since like 2015 lol Nice memes though

  • Peteroleum .Noise
    Peteroleum .Noise 17 hours ago

    Video on Caecillians please!!

  • TNR Wilson
    TNR Wilson 17 hours ago

    Now this is how you make education entertaining.

  • Astrid Nipflake
    Astrid Nipflake 18 hours ago

    So, when is Are Snow leoaprds OP comming out?

  • Allan Valin
    Allan Valin 18 hours ago

    This could be a good theme for a video

  • Maya Does stuff
    Maya Does stuff 18 hours ago

    Can you consider doing a City meta tier or just the city meta in general

  • TripAndJoy
    TripAndJoy 18 hours ago

    Devs: Damn this humans and their hacks!
    Humans: Why has God abandoned us?

  • Lunar Filth
    Lunar Filth 18 hours ago

    amazing video

  • Robert R
    Robert R 18 hours ago

    Hold on so we're looking at percentiles. Which (contemporary) animals were smarter than Homo Erectus?
    P.S. I know you didn't say this explicitly but bigger brains don't mean Neanderthals were smarter than us (which I doubt). Bigger humans have bigger brains than smaller humans but that doesn't make them smarter.

  • That ONE Hobgoblin
    That ONE Hobgoblin 18 hours ago

    T H E G A M E

  • Tony B
    Tony B 18 hours ago

    Do dragon no fire breath

  • David Kelly
    David Kelly 19 hours ago

    I here the Devs are working on bringing the Neanderthal faction back.

  • DjangoDisciple
    DjangoDisciple 19 hours ago

    Huh... I really like way you explained all of this.

  • MrShzz
    MrShzz 20 hours ago

    How do you make your videos?

  • Agora1
    Agora1 20 hours ago

    A human holding a spear is the final boss of all animals.

  • Kriegerdammerung
    Kriegerdammerung 21 hour ago

    Studded leather armour gave them the edge, it provided 40% damage reduction against animal damage. It was the game changer mate!!

  • Aereto
    Aereto 21 hour ago

    From underdog to all nuts OP.

  • Chris Jordsvar
    Chris Jordsvar 21 hour ago

    I love the runescape music in the background lol

  • Just Be
    Just Be 21 hour ago

    "Mozambique here"

  • Liberalist Sperg
    Liberalist Sperg 21 hour ago

    Awesome. One small correction: pre-human mains never walked on all fours. That's an ability that other great ape mains spec'd into convergently. Human mains went directly from arboreal to bipedal.

  • LordMichaelRahl
    LordMichaelRahl 22 hours ago

    *List of wars*

  • Zach Martyn
    Zach Martyn 23 hours ago

    I wonder which group of people could have more Neanderthal blood in them than others..

  • Eh
    Eh 23 hours ago

    The image at 6:30 is inaccurate, offsprings with a neanderthal X chromosome were not fertile and were incapable of reproducing. The mixture that did end up passing onto the European gene pool was when the father was neanderthal and the mother was a homosapien.
    Who ever filmed this is an idiot who took no consideration into actual fact.

  • Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0
    Mr.Cabbage 4.2.0 23 hours ago +1

    Game is pointless, I had to kill myself just to quit and when I came back, MY CHARACTER'S GONE PERMANENTLY.

  • Harkon Takala
    Harkon Takala 23 hours ago

    Neanderthals are The European man's ancestors, their resemblance is uncanny.

  • Daniel Cowan
    Daniel Cowan 23 hours ago

    Servers were down today, couldn't play damn it

  • Kamilla Schou Nielsen
    Kamilla Schou Nielsen 23 hours ago

    Thank you for the free trial!

  • LudwigVanMichael

    Can you make the next intro Monster Hunter themed? That would be awesome

  • David Stears
    David Stears Day ago

    Wth did I just watch...

  • Jourden Hallowell

    Who forgot to update the peaceful servers?

  • Schlestes Remake
    Schlestes Remake Day ago +4

    Fun Fact: "Tier" is a german word for animal.

  • cameron Hensley
    cameron Hensley Day ago

    You should make a video about blue tongued skinks

  • Abi
    Abi Day ago

    Damn, told those lions to stop farming exps and start taking objectives before humans come online. They never listened smh now see what happened

  • Kinshra Slave
    Kinshra Slave Day ago

    lol that roast at 4:16 Even as an RS3 player that made me laugh.

  • Shadow Fox
    Shadow Fox Day ago


  • Danny Lopez
    Danny Lopez Day ago +1

    That's some fine gameplay footage Square Enix. Hopefully the Final Fantasy 7 remake looks half as good.

  • Katryna
    Katryna Day ago

    In honor of the Equus lenensis discovery, can you do a video about ungulates?

  • Luke Martin
    Luke Martin Day ago

    Hey tier zoo wondering if you could make a video on the zombie apocalypse DLC and what the most viable builds would be

  • Incurablederp
    Incurablederp Day ago

    I think it’s very interesting to think of how Neanderthals were better than sapiens in most ways, but sapiens were more adaptable so we won out. I guess it makes sense tho since humans were up against some tough creatures in the savannah and still survived. It’s also very interesting to think of how close Homo sapiens were to extinction.

  • Rob Neko
    Rob Neko Day ago

    ''mozambique'here'' ahaahaha that caught me off guard

  • suckmytoes
    suckmytoes Day ago

    Hey guys add me
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    I’m lvl 15
    I got a brown skin build
    Stamina percentage lvl 86%
    Strength lvl 51
    Intelligence lvl 47
    Overall skill lvl 71
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  • ThatOneCommenter21

    On the topic of humans..can you talk about their modern debuffs such as becoming a furry and or a anti vax

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat Day ago

    So original

  • omg who dat
    omg who dat Day ago

    This is perfect for me I love gaming and I want to be a marine biologist but I love all outdoor activities and things to do with animals

  • Sailakshya Sikdar

    The way the host explaine things is op compared to an school teacher

  • K Quilor
    K Quilor Day ago

    This is actually a really good way to describe this very complicated topic.

  • Hispanic Aquaman

    I’ve been hearing a lot about multiclass builds, like Grolar Bears. Is this ever a viable strategy in the current meta?

  • Chun Wong
    Chun Wong Day ago


  • T Lee
    T Lee Day ago

    Did you guys make the hunting clips?!

  • Axelgaksel
    Axelgaksel Day ago

    Humans got a nerf that made them war with each other all the time

  • lokrobby
    lokrobby Day ago

    Meat does NOT give more XP. Cooking aliments does.

    • lokrobby
      lokrobby 18 hours ago

      +The Satanosaur Reigns ​ Energy assimilation is much much higher from cooked aliments than from raw ones. That's what allowed humans to spend time doing anything else than eating all day to feed their huge brain (that needs so much energy compared to other organs) and to develop as a species. Research tends to show that human development has nothing to do with meat, many tribes were vegetarians and developed as well as the ones eating a lot of meat. The advantage of humans compared to other species is its adaptation (including its adaptation to alimentation - we are basically able to eat anything we get our hands on). And when humans had free access to vegetables, it's probable they would not make so many efforts and take high risks hunting for meat but rather pick what they could get easily.
      And just to make a point, meat is not the most energy dense food there is, not in nature (nuts) and not in today's transformed food (oils).

    • The Satanosaur Reigns
      The Satanosaur Reigns Day ago

      The hell are you talking about, meat is the most energy dense food there is.

  • StrangerOman
    StrangerOman Day ago

    1:46 Dibs

  • Dad's Bike
    Dad's Bike Day ago

    So we're basically Meta-Knight

  • Paul TheSkeptic
    Paul TheSkeptic Day ago

    Why are you lying about this game? That's not how it's done. You just turn on God mode and level up your player manually. No one believes in your gradual strategy anymore. Lol. I'm kidding.

  • Giannis Setros
    Giannis Setros Day ago

    Finally a way to make me interested in humanity.

  • Omen
    Omen Day ago

    How do you think human players would work if creatures from the Fantasy Servers (like dragons and ogres, for example) were suddenly introduced into the Earth Servers?
    Or if the Magic Tree were suddenly made available?

  • Will ster22
    Will ster22 Day ago

    All creationists TRIGGERED

  • CHUXTY Gaming and Tech

    "mozambique here" lol Throw that shit back!

  • Arlis Smith
    Arlis Smith Day ago

    I just realized what we’re the best support builds for humans in pvp before machine guns or heavy hitting things like artillery and ballistas you know start at anchint when horses and humans first made alliances to modern day supports in pvp for aquatic and land

  • Sean Quack
    Sean Quack Day ago

    If this whole thing became a real game I would play it

  • Algomi
    Algomi Day ago

    I would like to know about GOD tier. CX and find out whether humans are moving into god tier due to CRISPER

  • Nefarious
    Nefarious Day ago

    2:46 heh... I guess all humans are, gamers and non gamers alike,

    *sweaty tryhards*

  • Nicholas Rossi élève

    Thé Mozambique cracked me up

  • Cjxy
    Cjxy Day ago

    What is this soundtrack from? Starting from 50 seconds until whenever. I remember it from something as a kid, I think a kids dinosaurs series

  • Nam Kwok
    Nam Kwok Day ago

    Since the new lion king remake is coming out, will you make a video about how likely can a team of a juvenile lion, meerkat, and warthog survived in the current Africa server and hakuna matata the rest of their lives?

  • JordanDS
    JordanDS Day ago

    You should make a tier list on Bats, they're the only mammals that can fly right? kinda puts them in their own class.

  • AidenDRAWS- MCPE

    I think the graphics were better millions of years ago