The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise

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  • Tame Naz
    Tame Naz 5 minutes ago

    I fell asleep during the movie while watching it with my girlfriend at that time lol

  • Toxic1Strike
    Toxic1Strike Hour ago

    Anthony Goldstein is in the books. They couldn’t apparate out of the prison because it isn’t possible in there, there wasn’t a port key in the prison, and there wasn’t a fireplace so no flew powder either.

  • George Alexandru
    George Alexandru Hour ago

    Jk its mad eyed moody:)) she is MOODY for making these 2 awful movies.

  • Rainbow Unicorn
    Rainbow Unicorn 4 hours ago

    Rick Riordan will always be my favourite author where’s my adaptation?

  • Arsene Lupin
    Arsene Lupin 10 hours ago

    What really bugs me about JKR is that if she genuinely cared about making the Harry Potter stories more diverse... it'd be really easy for her to just revise the text itself and republish it as a new edition. It'd probably make her a ton of money, too.

  • Sean Zwick
    Sean Zwick 13 hours ago

    Bruh my man references the movies and not the books

  • Ryan
    Ryan 13 hours ago

    You should be more respectful i think

  • RemixedVoice
    RemixedVoice 13 hours ago

    It's funny how the edgelords hate Rowling because she introduces diversity, and then how the rest of us hate Rowling because she's cheaply retconning her straight white characters to pretend that she's progressive. The irony is hilarious.

  • Phat Yoshi
    Phat Yoshi 18 hours ago

    No one:
    JK Rowling: Dobby can deepthroat a nimbus

  • Noah got lego
    Noah got lego 18 hours ago

    Stop the killing of muggle Jews by killing all muggles. What ?

  • Selena -
    Selena - 20 hours ago

    i just don't get why she just doesn't say "Yeah, I'm white and diversity wasn't a thing when i wrote the books, so this is a straight white book. I've have now learned and have a more diverse view of life and I will make sure that my next works are full of diversity" Like common, It's not that hard

  • Mamodokod
    Mamodokod 20 hours ago

    "Grindelwald aka a super evil wizard Nazi"
    I see what you did there, that's called foreshadowing children.

  • BVoshol
    BVoshol 22 hours ago

    Wow... this is more confusing than my really, really bad D&D campaign!

  • Ms Tiny
    Ms Tiny 22 hours ago

    JK really messed up!! J. Depp is an absolute joke - Colin Farrell should have been left in the movie.

  • Shannon Smith
    Shannon Smith 22 hours ago

    Wait then how did Ezra use his explode magic in the first movie if it was some random kid?

  • Benmacp05
    Benmacp05 23 hours ago

    i actually forgot the Ezra Miller was in the first one

  • Arbyte
    Arbyte Day ago +1

    Kudos for the Bloodborne soundtrack

  • rosanna
    rosanna Day ago

    ( actually Anthony Goldstein is in the books; he was part of the D.A. )

  • Quafflez
    Quafflez Day ago

    Blaise was agreat black character, easily missed if you give no f's but real fans know there was already black representation

  • Alliyah Verenitani

    Is that,,, the cup head soundtrack in the background

  • Alliyah Verenitani

    Is that,,, the cup head soundtrack in the background

  • 1293ST
    1293ST Day ago

    Long ago a happy black family in France in the late 1800s yeah nah black especially not in the upper class

  • stalker 5151
    stalker 5151 Day ago

    “Warner Brothers is gonna cuck me..” That is an incredible open

  • Magic Medic
    Magic Medic Day ago +1

    What is it with British writers and ludicrous "long lost brother/freinds/relatives/whatever" lately? Are they are taking lessons from Steven fucking Moffat of all people, the guy who managed to already run 3 beloved pieces of British culture into the ground?

  • laura clifford
    laura clifford Day ago

    What annoys me the most about Fantastic Beasts is that there will be five movies. FIVE!!
    That's like...way too much for a prequel this irrelevant.
    The first movie is pretty good. The second one...wasn't good, but I didn't hate it either. I actually like the Johnny Depp aka Grindelwald twist so far, but we'll have to see where they take it in the future movies.
    Also, I never saw anyone else talk about this, but I personally don't feel the magical Harry Potter mood in Fantastic Beasts and even though it's set almost 70 years before the HP story begins, it feels more...modern. Not as cozy. Since HP has been a very big part of my life since childhood I was expecting some goosebumps but I was disappointed.

  • Brian Lee
    Brian Lee Day ago

    15:59

  • Evan
    Evan Day ago

    coming out of the first fantastic beasts movie, I was like “wow, that movie was great! I loved how different it felt, it was a cute supplement to the original films, and I appreciate how well it expanded the universe in just one simple, self-contained plot line!”
    when my friends told me it was the first movie in a series, I made the logical assumption that the other movies would be like origin stories for the OTHER iconic textbooks, because that would a) be cool and b) make sense considering that the fIRST FANTASTIC BEASTS MOVIE E N D S THE ARCS FOR ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE FILM

  • Brenna.taco
    Brenna.taco Day ago

    I love Eddie Redmayne but...

  • Jorge martinez
    Jorge martinez 2 days ago

    Man I love this video

  • Tato
    Tato 2 days ago +1

    hagrid is the most lovable character in all of the harry potter universe change my mind

  • FortKnight
    FortKnight 2 days ago

    Crimes of Grinalwald is Jason Todd and Rowling is Batman.

  • Riri Pari
    Riri Pari 2 days ago +1

    I can see why Rowling wanted to be in charge of everything. Most times movie adaptions don't do the books justice, but it seems like she's forgetting a lot of the information that she herself made canon and switching it up making all the Harry Potter fans upset. Seems like she should've gotten more people to help her with the movie (namely people who know the Harry Potter universe) so that she didn't end up making mistakes that led to do many different people making videos about why her latest movies suck. Seriously, this is the 3rd video I've seen talking about how much the movie sucks and there's more that I haven't even watched.

  • Riri Pari
    Riri Pari 2 days ago +1

    Sounds like J.K. Rowling should've just wrote the Crimes of Grindelwald and then left the adoption part to some actual professionals. I know some people don't do the book justice like with the Shining which Stephen King was actually upset over because they didn't flesh the story out right, but sometimes they can get it right.

  • Bms010 0
    Bms010 0 2 days ago

    Someone ban this woman from Twitter.

  • ghoulunathics
    ghoulunathics 2 days ago

    personally i don't even count this series as a part of the HP world. the movies were just both incredibly badly written and directed - half of the characters weren't even introduced by name and the whole plot felt so implausible and scattered it was just like everything was happening just so they could make a movie out of it, while the main character's journey through the movie felt like the most lame psychedelic trip where everything was happening for him directly just to raise the most shallow kind run or fight type of emotions and excitement. meanwhile every single character felt like they had overly exaggerated their only personality trait to hide the fact that in reality they were all painfully single layered and had only that one personality trait that made them recognizable from each other. It's nothing but bad fan art, just like the hobbit movies.
    it seems that Rowling pumped out every single drop of creativity and imagination into the original HP series and now all that's left is a low self esteem and scandalous SJW who just loves to shock people with the power she has over the franchise - and who has gone totally blind on her own work because of the success of the original franchise she wrote.

  • F U B A R methink
    F U B A R methink 2 days ago

    JK is a c**t, the 1 Irish kid in it and what is he good at? yea blowing stuff up... bitch, she might as well of made him a leprechaun picking potatoes.

  • Red9
    Red9 2 days ago

    I put this on while on a flight and fell asleep in 20 minutes

  • Chickin Who Makes Video’s

    There was a second movie? I literally had no idea lol

  • solrave123
    solrave123 2 days ago

    what is the song at the very beginning?

  • DJ
    DJ 2 days ago

    BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME-

  • DJ
    DJ 2 days ago

    I remember watching this movie with some friends, and I was trying to be polite because my friend bought the tickets. But when the movie ended and we stood up in the theatre I said.
    “Wow that was bad”

  • Iciee
    Iciee 2 days ago +1

    The accio charm worked on that animal because he had gold around him or inside him...

  • Gacha And FUN :3
    Gacha And FUN :3 3 days ago

    Actually there is a character named Anthony goldstein. He’s in the fifth book on page 313 you’re welcome :)

  • SpawnStrider
    SpawnStrider 3 days ago +2

    Anthony Goldstein is in the books just saying

  • Charles Holmes
    Charles Holmes 3 days ago

    I'm like the third person that kinda likes the movie as well.

  • ur
    ur 3 days ago

    Hot take, I thought crimes of Grindelwald was pretty good. Newt Scamander was wanted by the ministry to control him more and give him bigger punishments when he does things like the last movie. They gave him a travel ban to try and stop these things happening even if he doesn't conform to them. So on, so on

  • Gerenuk Gaming
    Gerenuk Gaming 3 days ago

    Guess I'm another one of the 3 that liked the first movie. Thats cool, I tought most people loved that movie tho lmao.

  • Thomas D
    Thomas D 3 days ago

    Nobody:

    J.K. Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall is actually in a relationship with a male cat and they have kittens

  • Thegingerlumberjack
    Thegingerlumberjack 3 days ago

    it bothers me that you said magical vape instead of magical bong or more appropriately magical hookah.

  • Oshin Vats
    Oshin Vats 3 days ago

    I agree with a lot of what you said, but I think the reason for moving him in the beginning was quite believable. He was a European magical terrorist. His crimes that occurred in Europe were far worse than those he committed in the US. Therefore, obviously they would want him to be charged and punished in Europe, where he had more victims, rather than US.

  • Mayro from Mayro 64
    Mayro from Mayro 64 3 days ago

    23:15 when you go onto JK Rowling’s twitter

  • Christhekiller GTA
    Christhekiller GTA 3 days ago

    I went to see this movie but I was so high. I didnt understand wtf happened

  • septimus sumitpes
    septimus sumitpes 3 days ago

    If you rewatch the first fantastic beasts movie, ezra miller actually pretty unambiguously survives. There's a shot where you see a bit of the obscurus sorta crawling away.

  • * Syplayzz
    * Syplayzz 3 days ago

    Every character that’s black he doesn’t like

    Black Panther
    Erica from Stranger Things
    Black hermione

  • Cecilya Long
    Cecilya Long 3 days ago +1

    Your wrong on many accounts.... 1. Newt Scamander, is not a normal Wizard. He is not weak, and probally one of the most powerful wizards in the wizarding world at this time. He is a Beast Master! He know a variety of different spells in his arsenal along with numerous magical beast, that he know what they do and how they do them. With a special connection to them like no other Witch or wizard. 2. I do agree with you on the curse child screen play, making Hermione Black makes no sense. "actually #2." Goblet of Fire (2000) The Order of the Phoenix (2003) The Half-Blood Prince (2005) The Deathly Hallows (2007), Fact check your stuff man. Dumbledore also was revealed to be Gay in 2007, and when creating his story it pretty clear that he was infact meant to be gay. #3. Abernathy and Grindwald did the switch prior! AT no point was his tounge taken out, Abernathys tounge was. TBH I understand why this is confusing for you because it took me a little to really understand what all happen. Check out Supercarlinbrothers to understand the full explanation, they do a pretty good job why everything in the begining happen. But on the point that he didnt escape and saved ABernathy even though he clearly doesnt care about people, is also un true. He killed his lizard because he doesnt value its life, its a lesser species than Wizards. Thats why he hates muggles because he finds them as animals. #4. Also a prison transfer is common even among today. He is a citzen to Europe there for his trial and what happens to him belongs to Europe, not America.... DUH... #5. WHy did they take a carriage, and not teleport? Well Apperating has to many chances of something going wrong, along with portkeys. Its to much of a chance that Grindwald can escape. There for they have to make sure he is transfered, when nobody not even Grindlewald can interfere. But they fail... Remeber ITS A MOVIE. #6. They want to recrute Newt as an arua because hes actually amazing... A BEAST MASTER to remind you. #7. The video being to close to peoples faces is to show us the veiwer how Newt views things and people. But I understand that you didnt get that. #8.Zookeeper is not true, and infact I think Newt would hate zoos.... Hes a BEAST MASTER.... #9.Essra Miller survived in the last movie and you can see HIM SURVIVING , a little wisp of him flew away and we clearly see this and understand that he probally isn't dead. This was not a shock to people who payed attention. #10. He didn't kill the baby... But sure we can blame him for this. #11. Grindlewalds eye is explained in probally a different movie that will come, its a theory for us the viewer to figure out whats up with his eye. "hint" Made-eye. #12. Queening is crazy, and is obsessed with Jacob and wants to marry him. which is why they are in LOndon because she knows that in London its ok for her to marry him and not illegal... Idk what else needs to be explained about that. #13. I do agree with the whole jacob memory thing .. But i always remeber its a MOVIE. # 14. Nagini... Has a blood curse... Jk rowling made that a thing... Because well its her freaking story?? #15.Shes a circus attraction because, its a blood disease like being a warewolf.... or Half blood- or being muggle born... Back then discrimination was probally alot more. #16. Grindlewald didnt want to approach Ezra MIller till the right moment, laying the foundation of what will make Ezra Join him. #17. ITS NOT A VAPE, clearly its a Hooka... The last thing I'm going to mention because im tired of writing and I doubt anyone will read all of this anyway... The accio on the creature, stumped me at first as well, because that cant really happen... But after watching it again and thinking about it, I realized the creature is a miffler... Think about it... its not that hard. The Miffler has a ton of gold and jewels all in his Belly, this is the only way that this is possible, and if it was any other beast it would have been a huge mistake but it wasnt... Okay... Im done.

  • Frank Greenwood
    Frank Greenwood 3 days ago

    Nice Father Gascoigne music.

  • It's Sar-ah
    It's Sar-ah 3 days ago

    You're not pronouncing Rowling right. It's not rowling like wow it's Rowling like no... so like roling

  • It's Sar-ah
    It's Sar-ah 3 days ago

    Am i the only one that doesn't get why in fantastic beasts, in the rain scene people inside buildings were affected but not the dude(i don't remember his name) that was just under a.. thing... with the stairs i think .... for the train wtv it's called. Um.. where was i... Yeah he was affected so like... why ?

  • Madeline Carragher
    Madeline Carragher 3 days ago

    2:18
    Agreed.

  • caution may contain gaming

    John Jacob jinglehiemer shcmit that’s my name too. Whenever we go out the people always shout there goes John Jacob jinglehiemer shcmit

  • Newb Tactical
    Newb Tactical 4 days ago

    Watched this movie again and was disappointed when the missing Dumbledore didnt make the haduken sound at the end lol

  • Guy Fawkes
    Guy Fawkes 4 days ago

    My family thought I was crazy for not liking this when it came out. You hit a lot of the points that I felt as well. One of the major things I though was severely missed in this movie was the development of newt and tinas relationship. They seemed to be really good together but we don't even get a conclusion until literally the end of the movie when they get to the crypt. I also hated that they had flamel in the movie and the transformer style spell casting. It all feels like Micheal bay directed the movie. Really a travesty because the first one was good.

  • Anthony Azzi
    Anthony Azzi 4 days ago

    Well actually there was an Anthony Goldstein in the books

  • willburd bath
    willburd bath 4 days ago +1

    bro ur voice is so sooting

  • Logan MC
    Logan MC 4 days ago

    Uses cuphead music in the background of Harry Potter video

  • Brandon Krol
    Brandon Krol 4 days ago

    I don’t really agree with the idea of a film or a season of a show ruining a franchise because the original product that made everyone fall in love with it in the first place is still there, and you can still enjoy it. At least in most cases that’s not my thought process. I don’t think The Last Jedi ruined Star Wars, I don’t think Teen Titans Go! is ruining Teen Titans, I don’t think that season 8 ruined Game of Thrones, and I don’t think that Michael Bay ruined Transformers or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Why? Because the original films, and shows are still there. It’s the same with this movie. The original Harry Potter books and films still exist in their unaltered form, and nothing is going to change that. So just enjoy what you enjoyed before.

  • Hans Pierre
    Hans Pierre 4 days ago

    I’m glad I didn’t watch this. OMG. This is movie vomit.

  • Glorgan Music
    Glorgan Music 4 days ago

    Nobody:


    Hedvig is actually a robot sent from heaven to destroy all the magical candles in the hogwarts dining hall.

  • Sans Ventura
    Sans Ventura 4 days ago

    It’s funny looking back on these videos where they hate Johnny only for the news that came out a month or so to come to light
    Where he was the spouse being abused
    Kinda says something bout band wagon hate doesn’t it

  • CincyMike21
    CincyMike21 4 days ago

    Jude Law as Dumbledore was the one thing I liked about this movie. Felt believable - like McGregor as Obiwan in the Star Wars prequels.

  • Ammi Arts
    Ammi Arts 5 days ago

    I feel like shes just trying to destroy harry potter tbh

  • Davy Jones
    Davy Jones 5 days ago

    2019, the year where great series got ass fucked by ass sucking writers

  • FanDoom
    FanDoom 5 days ago +1

    Anthony Goldstein does exist in the books though... just because he didn't make it into the movies doesn't mean he didn't exist.

  • Ann Nee
    Ann Nee 5 days ago

    OK 'You were his ride, asshole" just killed me😂

  • Vlego Creations
    Vlego Creations 5 days ago

    The first time I watched this I thought it was an actual butt plug

  • GemForTheWin
    GemForTheWin 5 days ago

    This movie is the personification "And then"

  • Andrew Murray
    Andrew Murray 5 days ago

    Her characters...if you don't like it stop following the fucking series...

  • Joky Bones
    Joky Bones 5 days ago

    11:15 He Survived at the end of the first Movie and Newt saw it too
    13:34 Newt says it removes only bad memorys in the first Movie

  • PlayerOblivion
    PlayerOblivion 5 days ago

    This movie (and writing) is what happens when your're high on political correctness and just pure fucking insane.

  • C H I L L E D
    C H I L L E D 5 days ago +3

    Cosmonaut is not informed enough about the story or magic.
    "Wizards can always teleport where they want"
    Cosmonaut says alot stuff in this video that just isnt true

  • Matthew Kreps
    Matthew Kreps 6 days ago

    Sure Crimes of Gindelwald is bad, but don't let that distract you from the fact Brad's wife was fired from Crackle Barrel after 11 years of faithful service.

  • Jordan Garland
    Jordan Garland 6 days ago

    the costume photos in the video made it soooo funny

  • Attacker792 Gaming
    Attacker792 Gaming 6 days ago

    Anthony Goldstein is in the books not the films but was never described as Jewish

  • The Elite Hydreigon Master

    I am a middle class Mexican bisexual living in Texas and i do believe that certain people are under represented


    That being said, you better believe when say that very little things piss me off more than movies/shows/stories are inclusive just for the sake of being inclusive and nothing else

  • 泽康之游戏
    泽康之游戏 6 days ago

    Anthony Goldstein was already introduced to in Order of the Pheonix.So he is not completely random,he just an non explored character who is also a DA member

  • Agnes Johansson
    Agnes Johansson 6 days ago

    THEY EXPLAINED THE MEMORY THING EARLY IN THE FIRST MOVIE!

  • Jacob McGraw
    Jacob McGraw 6 days ago

    I'm pretty sure there was a student with the Goldstein name in order of the phoenix

  • the_attack_of_ geekYT

    I gave it a pass because it looked really good visually lol

  • Averett Flory
    Averett Flory 6 days ago

    JK Rowling didn’t even write Cursed Child and it’s considered the 8th book?

  • cold is the new hott, yoki doki artichoki

    No one:
    J.K Rowling: tHe SorTinG haT Is vEgaN

  • IMBATMAN 17
    IMBATMAN 17 6 days ago +1

    I feel like we as readers know the wizard world better than her, and she wrote them

  • Sai
    Sai 6 days ago

    Don't think you can slip Gascoigne's theme past me.

  • kat_the_ot
    kat_the_ot 6 days ago

    They really should have separated these two concepts. Let Newt have his own movie that's fun and whimsical with magical creatures, and THEN make a series about Grindelwald with Dumbledore as the main character coming to terms with someone he loves turning to the dark side and being the reason his sister is dead. That would have been the better idea and I would watch the shit out of those movies. Instead Rowling once again wrote herself into a corner and now has to think of reasons why Newt, a zookeeper like you said, is supposed to be important in these movies.
    In conclusion, Rowling really needs to embrace the concept of death of the author.

  • Random Super Fan
    Random Super Fan 7 days ago +1

    No one:

    J.k Rowling: Ummm actually, wizardry is a disease that was spread by aliens so basically everyone is disabled.....and no one is white.
    .....oh yeah and by the way, Hargid is a gay paedophil.

  • Annel Torres
    Annel Torres 7 days ago

    I love your videos and your I take on all this movies !! Your my favorite !!

  • Perry Martin
    Perry Martin 7 days ago

    "Hello, my name is J.K Rowling, and I'm the female equivalent to George Lucas someone please remove my from my writing space."

  • Intelligenz -bestie
    Intelligenz -bestie 7 days ago +1

    Fantastic beasts: The Crimes of Rowling

  • Xtoriez Novel
    Xtoriez Novel 7 days ago +1

    J. K. Rowling is acting more and more like George Lucas. Stop mucking about with it!

  • Gyanankur Patgiri
    Gyanankur Patgiri 7 days ago

    18:52 spilled my coffee

  • C D
    C D 7 days ago +1

    Idk why everyone’s so surprised Rowling started retconning shit. She probably receives death threats from extreme leftists on a daily basis. The USclipr makes a great point, and I agree with him, but unfortunately there’s a small group of people that are both righteous and stupid