New California Law Allows Drivers To Eat Roadkill | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Published on Oct 18, 2019
  • A brainless, blob-like organism with 720 sexes baffles scientists, 20 ancient coffins are discovered in Egypt, and a California law allows people to eat roadkill.

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Comments • 330

  • Mpeera Gloria
    Mpeera Gloria Month ago

    Is this legal😲

  • Star man
    Star man Month ago

    the blob is a symbiote like Venom or Carnage

  • MTS BOUR
    MTS BOUR Month ago +2

    If you run over a person, can you still eat the dead body?

  • DUKE NUKEM
    DUKE NUKEM Month ago

    I miss free roadkill on youtube

  • Omar Farique
    Omar Farique Month ago

    "If two blob come together they share knowledge"
    I wonder what the yellow blob is going to learn from the orange blob

    • eve
      eve Month ago

      Omar Farique aa.. I think you mean the other way around

  • Dill Pickle Gaming
    Dill Pickle Gaming Month ago

    LOLLL

  • Stephanie Martin
    Stephanie Martin Month ago +1

    I can see people raming pigs and cows over😂😂🐃🐂🐄🐷🍖🍗🍞😷😷😷

  • bo j
    bo j Month ago

    I don't see why this is on comedy central. This isn't comedy.
    I can't believe how cringe worthy the material for these so called "comedians" is lately.

  • Chanel Robe
    Chanel Robe Month ago

    Why Blob sounds like Calvin 👀👀

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos Month ago

    Ok if you have the tools and skills to hunt and process wild game and you happen to knock one down sure, but if it's been there for any length of time? 😫

  • Felix O’Connor
    Felix O’Connor Month ago

    The blob... slime mould?

  • zozidedo do
    zozidedo do Month ago +1

    those ancient Egyptians knew how to make their coffins

  • Aritra Maitra
    Aritra Maitra Month ago

    The blob has 720 sexes? I think it came here to drive woke people crazy! :3

  • jakki dodds
    jakki dodds Month ago

    yehhh perth represent!!

  • Ansong Femi Daniel
    Ansong Femi Daniel Month ago +8

    Trevor white people have some nnnnnnnnnn laws, here in Ghana I for one pray everyday to run over a grass cutter so I can have fufu for dinner.

  • Jay Mwansa
    Jay Mwansa Month ago +2

    "the Blob has no brain"...
    Proceeds to explain how the the blob can still learn.

  • lovewhofear
    lovewhofear Month ago

    I once drove by a roadkill coyote. And I took it home and skinned it.

  • Charles Kennedy
    Charles Kennedy Month ago

    I hope that people won't abuse this law and use it as an excuse in order to hunt deers.

  • Tracey Akuffo Twum Boafo

    Trevor Noah please talk about the eat baby video! Please 🥺🤓

  • stillbelieveinbruins

    Do you wanna get zoonoses? Because that's how you get zoonoses

  • LIDYAEIL
    LIDYAEIL Month ago +1

    Thank god the british didnt find thise coffins

  • thesparklingsalt
    thesparklingsalt Month ago

    any cannibal joke? plz

  • Anh Trieu
    Anh Trieu Month ago

    Why did you set region restriction for the US?

  • Alver D'Souza
    Alver D'Souza Month ago

    Ok... So I rarely comment but this had to be said. Like am I the the only one who thinks that The Blob sounds exactly like the alien life form Calvin from the movie life, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds?

  • Jack McDaniel
    Jack McDaniel Month ago +3

    Special of the day: Armadillo on the half shell. 720 sexes sounds like a goal for today's transformer movement.

  • Deba Dev
    Deba Dev Month ago +2

    Women don’t have rights but you can eat a dead roo sorry skunk

  • Austenhead
    Austenhead Month ago

    Well if you hit and kill something big like a deer or boar, of course you should eat it. What else are you gonna do? Let a giant slab of fresh meat just go to waste? Have it checked for disease first, of course, but yes, eat or sell the meat. Waste not, want not. We have limited resources on this planet, yadda yadda. If you hit a rabbit... eh? Eat it if it isn't horribly flattened and mushed into the asphalt, I suppose.

  • Patrick
    Patrick Month ago

    Well in most of the US fresh roadkill is donated to different shelters and organizations, nothing creepy about it :)

  • Elijah Soo
    Elijah Soo Month ago

    This bill would, upon appropriation by the Legislature, authorize the commission to establish, in consultation with specified public agencies and stakeholders, a pilot program no later than January 1, 2022, for the issuance of wildlife salvage permits through a user-friendly and cell-phone-friendly web-based portal developed by the Department of Fish and Wildlife to persons desiring to recover, possess, use, or transport, for purposes of salvaging wild game meat for human consumption of, any deer, elk, pronghorn antelope, or wild pig that has been accidentally killed as a result of a vehicle collision on a roadway within California.

    Its not like people are going to just be allowed to randomly pick up roadkill and eat it.

  • S W
    S W Month ago

    If you take an animal after it is stuck by a car to the butcher’s to be processed for consumption. It’s no different to any hunter doing the same thing. The animal is not wasted. But animals that are not your own road kill that have been sitting for hours.
    Nope, no, no , no.

  • Denzel Gondwe
    Denzel Gondwe Month ago

    the American government always has time for the stupidest shit imaginable but...

  • Marius Thefaker
    Marius Thefaker Month ago +6

    * _sees a succulent looking corgi_ *
    * _revs engine_ *

  • monazza Fatima
    monazza Fatima Month ago +1

    The blob sounds like the venom.

  • Mfurayase Davis
    Mfurayase Davis Month ago

    People are going to start eating roadkill? 😒 Add humans to the scavengers list.

  • Paraplegic octopus
    Paraplegic octopus Month ago +1

    Kill the blobs, open the graves, and eat the deer!!

  • frank lutton
    frank lutton Month ago

    soooo ..... what ya preference?..... .308, 22-250..... thew ole 30-30 ?
    Nahhhh.... 5 post full steel bullbar with brush bars and rock sliders.....

  • Dump Chump
    Dump Chump Month ago +6

    That’s it! I’m never jaywalking in California.

  • Sigi Sigi
    Sigi Sigi Month ago

    my grandpa used to take roadkill home for the cats!

  • Nicholas Williams
    Nicholas Williams Month ago

    Has anyone seen the move "Life"? This is it!!! Y"ll have been warned.

  • Books by Roni
    Books by Roni Month ago

    What's the big deal about roadkill? I was brought up on it... Dad would hit a rabbit and then pull over to get it. That was dinner. I never imagined that would be considered weird until now.

  • ਗੁਰਮਿੰਦਰ ਸਿੰਘ

    America should give Trump a choice between impeachment or eat a skunk killed in road accident .

  • gam mal
    gam mal Month ago

    720 sexes? So now sex is gender and scientist take input from dumb femcunts? Society is getting dumber and dumber the moment they accept the dumb cunts as human.

  • judith ann Llenas
    judith ann Llenas Month ago +4

    The last poster, California Law about road kills, looks like a beginning of Train to Busan (Zombie Movie)

  • Nightmare Fury
    Nightmare Fury Month ago +1

    Arnold swarzenegger is disappointed in the current governor of California.

  • wisely star
    wisely star Month ago

    Some really dumb laws.

  • ParaDice
    ParaDice Month ago

    Trevor speaks my mind. These thoughts about archaeological desecration boggled my mind for years.
    Can we stop it people, because it's not just bad, it's bad bad.

  • Shivaraju H
    Shivaraju H Month ago

    Baby yellow Venom

  • Metallica God
    Metallica God Month ago

    Yeah, I can’t wait to make some squirrel stew🥘

  • meFirst 1
    meFirst 1 Month ago

    Motherfuckers....you already been eating road kill!!! Its called fast food restaurants!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Purple Dove
    Purple Dove Month ago

    Kevin?

  • ample lola
    ample lola Month ago

    What if the blob and the mummies are connected? Please don’t put those 2 together or the mummies will rise and feast on all the roadkill 🤬

  • Heba Madi
    Heba Madi Month ago

    Yellow Bolb orange blob war of the BOLBS🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

  • dlee t
    dlee t Month ago

    That blob may be the origin of the human race and they come on schedule when the human race has outlived its life span. The blob's brother came 5 million years ago as humans destroy themselves every 5 million years on all the planets blobs have established the species..

  • David H
    David H Month ago

    If you notice red maga hats lurking on the side of the road picking grocerys please drive carefully.

  • wray men
    wray men Month ago

    What about the British Empire

  • JISHNU GANESH
    JISHNU GANESH Month ago +1

    Trevor's trumpophobia is over the roof.

  • nightowl
    nightowl Month ago +1

    You can eat roadkill in the UK so long as you don't eat it yourself. It's fine.

  • nightowl
    nightowl Month ago

    Damn, I miss Stewart.

  • El güero
    El güero Month ago

    I think this is a Futurama episode

  • Steve Jarvis
    Steve Jarvis Month ago +1

    Trevor the orange blob likely came from that other blob so I don't think he'd be interested in fighting it.