Grandpa's War Stories - S1E3 - Cyanide & Happiness Show - INTERNATIONAL RELEASE

  • Published on Nov 27, 2014
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  • Cookie Hashtag
    Cookie Hashtag 5 hours ago

    Dude teleporting a hammer in dino age. A cave man took it kill the Mammoth and a another caveman
    Came and said I want the eat Mammoth and not giving some food 😠 manner s men manner s

  • Dab Dob
    Dab Dob 11 hours ago

    This was like so funny

  • sudha samiyappan
    sudha samiyappan 16 hours ago

    The cat ate her mother but she is not at all sad

  • Chips Block
    Chips Block 18 hours ago

    Annoying girl

  • Phi Dương
    Phi Dương 2 days ago

    We need a truck
    A BIG truck
    Maybe a plane

  • Mr H
    Mr H 2 days ago

    This is a total CATastrophe hahaha 🤣

  • overmog
    overmog 3 days ago +1

    Music in the end

  • Nazhrif ?
    Nazhrif ? 3 days ago +1


  • Khadija Moujan
    Khadija Moujan 3 days ago +1

    C est fou

  • inge peeters
    inge peeters 5 days ago

    Claford is a a kitten they say when hes an adult he will catch bleu wales as fish food

  • wafiy wahidi
    wafiy wahidi 5 days ago

    wait a minute the whole civilization destroy only because of holy bible

  • QwakyTaky
    QwakyTaky 5 days ago +1

    5:31 this is how mojang recorded Polar bear sound

  • Navu
    Navu 6 days ago +1

    Everyone make mistakes

  • Edwin Parsons
    Edwin Parsons 7 days ago

    Dude I learned at least 10 new words in the comment section because everyone was talking about atheists and all that shit, then when I'm reading some comments I reply saying something like "same" or "IKR" and stuff like that, and I'm only 14 (years old) so I just think to my self "wtf am I doing here and how did I get here" and then I leave like the longest comment I've ever made on a video and say something dumb or write something incorrectly accidentally.
    This is definitely the longest comment I have EVER made 🤣🤣

  • A Akindipe
    A Akindipe 7 days ago

    my iq just dropped

  • A Akindipe
    A Akindipe 7 days ago


  • lucas jungles
    lucas jungles 7 days ago +1

    Quem é brasileira vai me da joinha

    ASWD DF 7 days ago

    ow may gosh this is so mUch old i’ve watch

  • Dante Sparda
    Dante Sparda 8 days ago

    The cyanide and happiness that we loved is gone..

  • Darwin Waterson
    Darwin Waterson 10 days ago

    He made the world better by throwing things in it he should have thrown this book about Satan

  • Krazyboiyo376
    Krazyboiyo376 11 days ago


  • Dorito Bag
    Dorito Bag 11 days ago


  • TurboRat
    TurboRat 11 days ago

    This is a total CATastrophe

  • Krishnam Atre
    Krishnam Atre 12 days ago

    #0:50 The cruelest thing I can imagine , I don't like it 😒😒😒

  • Carmen Mencar
    Carmen Mencar 13 days ago

    Is this the South's way off abortion?

  • Inga Zalewska
    Inga Zalewska 14 days ago

    The part with the bible got me to like

  • Daneice Waldin
    Daneice Waldin 15 days ago +1

    how was the guy from the 248 year that smart

  • Weaboo Nation
    Weaboo Nation 15 days ago

    I can’t, you can’t just put a baby and bowling ball together...I can’t

  • Careful Icarus
    Careful Icarus 16 days ago


  • legendXsniper 66
    legendXsniper 66 16 days ago +1

    No one:

  • Semih Gulecyuz
    Semih Gulecyuz 17 days ago

    4:09 Damn that was offensive

    COLA SENSEI 19 days ago

    A giant blue cat with a girl .
    Good anime

  • Voltron Fan person
    Voltron Fan person 19 days ago

    We never DID see what happened to the baby.

  • Eazydrop719
    Eazydrop719 22 days ago +1

    Why does it say I can’t watch this show on USA but I could on Mexico?

  • Deepak Gaba
    Deepak Gaba 23 days ago

    Holy bible lol

  • Jimmy300
    Jimmy300 24 days ago

    The world evolved faster than expected

  • Dj Thakral
    Dj Thakral 28 days ago +1

    Love when he throws the bible everything devolves hahahaha so true

  • sajad rezaei
    sajad rezaei 29 days ago +2

    That baby is long gone

  • Bob Hoskins
    Bob Hoskins 29 days ago

    9:08 😂😂😂

  • ShadowHunter Moon
    ShadowHunter Moon Month ago

    That intro is l e g e n d a r y

  • Hernandez Rodriguez Axel David

    Cats are bastards

  • Hema Pandey
    Hema Pandey Month ago

    Worst daughter ever who wants to their mom it .......... so worst daughter

  • Laevateinn102
    Laevateinn102 Month ago +2

    Sooo am I the only one who noticed that picture of what appears to be a Guinea-pig centipede at 10:46? No? just me? Okay then...

  • dusty sandy
    dusty sandy Month ago +2

    Ik this video is old but imagine little kid saying " we have a city to burn" THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

  • Just Čuv
    Just Čuv Month ago

    *Kill the child*

  • Zotei Khawlhring
    Zotei Khawlhring Month ago

    Stupid daughter for her mother

  • Leo does Something
    Leo does Something Month ago +1

    Holy shit do I miss these things

  • SquidsShip Prime
    SquidsShip Prime Month ago



  • Caca Maca
    Caca Maca Month ago


  • Khalel Playz2
    Khalel Playz2 Month ago

    _Look we all make mistakes_

  • Saridipat Arunaditya
    Saridipat Arunaditya Month ago +1

    tries to build a teleporter, built a time machine.

  • Rebecca Lunn
    Rebecca Lunn Month ago +1

    I personally think that the first bit of the video is discussing and horrible it shouldn’t be a joke that a father but their baby that is really cute in the back of their care with a bowling ball and kill that little baby and I have a little brother and if that happened to him I would not think that it’s a joke

    • Jimbo Jimbo
      Jimbo Jimbo Month ago +1

      Yeah maybe because the baby in the video isn't real. From your comment you make it seem like you're very young so you shouldn't be watching these videos in the first place.

  • TrapBooster
    TrapBooster Month ago

    Bruh with that kid its not okay... I wish this creator could be that kid and i wish he could die like that kid

  • nguyễn phương
    nguyễn phương Month ago

    What up with the fucking cat

  • Lisa
    Lisa Month ago +1

    These clips are funnier than any other CARTOON or episode on tv today

  • Lisa
    Lisa Month ago +1

    I don't know where these guys get this shit, it's absolutely HILARIOUS

  • marsel egan
    marsel egan Month ago

    I really want that girl and cat die

  • Noob Gamers
    Noob Gamers Month ago

    The beginning...

  • Alamkan Countryball
    Alamkan Countryball Month ago +1

    1:10 just realized he's trying to kill the baby

  • Tiny Ford
    Tiny Ford Month ago

    The bible wasn’t supposed to make things go back, it was supposed to make the future people so much better, because then LITERALLY all the prophesies in it would’ve been seen coming true as time progressed.

  • Dr_Pixels
    Dr_Pixels Month ago

    clawford the big blue cat also known as when you give powers to a cat

  • Waffle_ Gamer264
    Waffle_ Gamer264 Month ago

    If God isn't real why do so many people believe in him?
    Christians-1 Atheists-0

  • Hargobind Nagar
    Hargobind Nagar Month ago

    He killed its own kid fuck

  • Theodoro Poch
    Theodoro Poch Month ago

    Que cara sombrio

  • Davidgaming 326
    Davidgaming 326 Month ago

    What a

  • Sander Põld
    Sander Põld Month ago

    The girl is literally Toad

  • Skit Nation
    Skit Nation Month ago

    4:00 is the best part

  • jawad mansoor
    jawad mansoor Month ago

    I'm glad that cat is ok

  • Martin Skomina
    Martin Skomina Month ago

    THIS FIRST IS A 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • W5 Chu
    W5 Chu Month ago +1

    That lil bitch lives the thug life


    I love cats but I hate clawford

  • hobo 76830
    hobo 76830 Month ago

    That cat needs to die

  • Pål Juliebø Osnes
    Pål Juliebø Osnes 2 months ago

    0:44 kid: fortnite gud minekreft bad.


  • _ SoggyProgramGaming _
    _ SoggyProgramGaming _ 2 months ago

    The first one was really messed up...

  • Saridipat Arunaditya
    Saridipat Arunaditya 2 months ago

    tried to build a teleporter, but built a time machine instead.