• Published on May 19, 2018
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Comments • 92

  • Cody Werklund
    Cody Werklund 7 months ago +69

    I accidentally paused the video for about 6 seconds at 27:06 and I was like... that is the longest awkward silence ever.
    And then I realized my error. I still don't know what's funnier; my mistake, or that it only added to awkwardness of the joke.

  • David Borja
    David Borja 7 months ago +2

    how does this have so few comments?! you're a legend for putting this together. hope you've enjoyed their output through 2018 :)

  • Unnatural Shadows
    Unnatural Shadows 7 months ago +64

    How did Finn get all those points in crash bandicoot tho

  • Endie Gaming
    Endie Gaming 7 months ago +4

    I’m a human

  • Andrew Miller
    Andrew Miller 7 months ago +1

    5 small what... I need to know

  • Biotechnus
    Biotechnus 7 months ago +2

    germany wasn't even a country in 1787 that's historically inaccurate

  • Meme Monarch
    Meme Monarch 7 months ago +12

    My sleep aid

  • Sara Fink
    Sara Fink 7 months ago +1

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    so why the fuck
    are they called violets.

  • The Batzinator
    The Batzinator 7 months ago +4

    Did anyone every find Sneezy Anus????

  • Daniel Kee
    Daniel Kee 7 months ago +9

    @ 1:07:00 BARNACLES!

  • samual williamson
    samual williamson 8 months ago +1

    Usually when I watch Game Grumps I want to masturbate furiously not to Game Grumps of course

  • Sunset Waifu
    Sunset Waifu 8 months ago +341

    *I wanna talk to your mom*

  • TheDemoSpy 91
    TheDemoSpy 91 8 months ago

    Sugar Daddy Cummings

  • L3G1T DURN 10
    L3G1T DURN 10 8 months ago +1

    432k wiews 16 comments?

  • lary jeszleman
    lary jeszleman 8 months ago +140

    If you're reading this...


  • schwarzjason75
    schwarzjason75 8 months ago +1

    They should have just stuck the whole Finn Wolfhardt episode on the middle.

  • nirriii
    nirriii 8 months ago +6

    33:13 How can Danny be so fucking cute? I can't handle this. I'm dying.

  • nirriii
    nirriii 8 months ago +8


  • spacekrill
    spacekrill 8 months ago +6


  • E g g
    E g g 8 months ago +5

    *sneezes in brail*

  • Tommy Zakrzewski
    Tommy Zakrzewski 8 months ago +1


  • J Cs
    J Cs 8 months ago +1

    I gotta admit, I really hoped they would just play the entire episode of Fuck Mr. Hatcher uncut.

  • Zoo
    Zoo 8 months ago +28

    I wanna play call of duty shoot-a-maannn.

  • Trevor Hollis
    Trevor Hollis 8 months ago

    Something about Obama saying "I'm gonna fuckin pre" gets me every time

  • xXCdoll28Xx
    xXCdoll28Xx 8 months ago

    YES 💖

  • loper coper
    loper coper 8 months ago +3

    Clicked on a nother video because the next time on game grumps

  • Matthew Pool
    Matthew Pool 8 months ago

    The Obama voice fucking kills me.

  • gumpmaster42
    gumpmaster42 8 months ago +75

    Three bikers crashed at 35:59 and only two came back injured..

  • Mallory Henson
    Mallory Henson 8 months ago +15

    I need a compilation of situations that cause Dan to say "What is even happening right now?" Lolol

    • Octodaddy
      Octodaddy 7 months ago


    • Octodaddy
      Octodaddy 7 months ago

      I see now that you posted that a month ago

    • Octodaddy
      Octodaddy 7 months ago

      There's one up, I think it might be called "wtf are you talking about arin" or something

  • Cam yo
    Cam yo 8 months ago +33

    1:39:00 is so good because they reference two other inside jokes that you would only know if you’ve been watching Game Grumps lmao

    MEEPLES DEEPLES 8 months ago +6

    Who knows what they were going to say at the very end

  • sanjiluv
    sanjiluv 8 months ago +1

    suckaa dimkick

  • simon holm
    simon holm 8 months ago

    I haven't the time to watch there episode's all the time, but this completes my liquid gamegrump needs...

  • Bread
    Bread 8 months ago

    I fell asleep and heard “ready to aim and fire into yo lovers asshole” 1:39:00 in my fucking dream and I woke up from laughing

  • ShyShyDrake
    ShyShyDrake 8 months ago +1

    The text for anyone who wants to read the whole thing:
    "What's poppin' in that Peppermint Pussy, you little snow hoe? Dickcember is almost here! And the only way to stay warm is to ride Daddy's Chrism-ass tree all month long until his sap comes out. But don't forget to lick off any syrup from Daddy's HARD candy cane. If you wanna get RAWED under the mistle-hoe, send this to 25 of your thiccest elves! If you get 0 back then you're an ungly Grinch. If you get 10 back, You're a bad Jingle Bell Bitch. If you get 25, get ready for Daddy Claus and St. DICKcholas on Chrism-ass Eve. Share in 69 seconds or you won't be gettin' dicked down in TWO ZERO ONE SEVEN.

  • Emerald Jackmine
    Emerald Jackmine 8 months ago

    Love your animations they make me laugh

  • Oan R.
    Oan R. 8 months ago +3

    Man, that sounding bit....I learned so much.

  • eve
    eve 9 months ago +2

    10:29 When Arin said that I looked over at my tablet and saw my own face....

  • Mary d
    Mary d 9 months ago

    What is that game at 6:00 called?

  • Midnight Foxx
    Midnight Foxx 9 months ago

    Who wants to go for wAlKiEs?! Lol.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    So why the fuck
    Are they called violets.

  • Shiloe Moritrebor
    Shiloe Moritrebor 9 months ago +8

    I fell asleep watching compilations, an woke up to this at 3:30 am 😪🤤 apparently after 4 hours of comps..

  • Brandon Huelic
    Brandon Huelic 9 months ago +2

    Omg this is so funny😂Keep up the good work!

  • nina powlette
    nina powlette 9 months ago +5


  • Vorekiyo
    Vorekiyo 9 months ago +141

    Okay but does anyone have link to Gay Brothers

  • Glorious counterfiet
    Glorious counterfiet 9 months ago +261

    I need a full compilation of every time Dan goes “...HELP!”. It is the best.

  • Ethan Taylor
    Ethan Taylor 10 months ago +1

    Five small whats.... Five Small Whats.... *FIVE SMALL WHATS*

  • trash boat
    trash boat 10 months ago +30

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You must die

  • Anoahmous
    Anoahmous 10 months ago +11

    "call of doot: shoot a man"

  • ChaosMiles07
    ChaosMiles07 10 months ago +4

    2:34:20 The best!

  • fabio
    fabio 10 months ago

    1:08:02 i have a fantastic idea for a mod in skyrim all the crab must say"fuck you father,fuck you father" please make my idea reality for the next generetion

  • Artistic 13
    Artistic 13 10 months ago

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Dave who?
    Me: Davie!

  • Quocalimar Anon
    Quocalimar Anon 10 months ago +5

    Finn Wolfheart NEEDS to be a grump!

  • JusticeAcolyte
    JusticeAcolyte 11 months ago +1

    Oh. Well my face was open, you mean? That’s when you were getting casual surprises?

  • Riley Rivalle
    Riley Rivalle Year ago +1

    Five small what?

  • TheDoc
    TheDoc Year ago +1

    YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS *grabs popcorn*

  • Mashie & Prince Productions

    1:17:28 “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...”

  • Roastpizza
    Roastpizza Year ago +5

    Video is so long I need a bookmark 2:45:01

  • Mike
    Mike Year ago

    Five small WHAT?!

  • Wes Papes
    Wes Papes Year ago

    A great background sound for driving around Los Santos.

  • PetraCube [UmD]
    PetraCube [UmD] Year ago

    Dang, you guys have really evolved since you first cane on to USclip.

  • Lishadra
    Lishadra Year ago +83

    I'm realizing that Dan at his absolute _saltiest_ is just how I feel every week while I PMS. Maybe I should see a doctor about that.

    • Nepafarius
      Nepafarius 8 months ago +16

      If you're PMSing every week I think you might have a problem

    • Anoahmous
      Anoahmous 10 months ago

      that's rough

  • solid - vape 5
    solid - vape 5 Year ago +39

    3:22:31 😂😂

    • Frederick Alesna
      Frederick Alesna 7 months ago +2

      I know, that part had me rolling on the floor lol

  • Flapjack
    Flapjack Year ago +23

    No, seriously, I love you.

  • Rhuaridh Kinghorn
    Rhuaridh Kinghorn Year ago +68

    This is what makes crippling student exams worth it

  • BloodStarPrime
    BloodStarPrime Year ago +287

    Roses are red,
    Violets are violet,
    please end my existence.

    • u 2
      u 2 7 months ago +7

      Roses are blue
      Violets are blue
      It's snowing on Mt Fuji

    • Alexander Morgan
      Alexander Morgan 7 months ago +2

      Same fam.

    • Bru tux
      Bru tux 7 months ago +5

      BloodStarPrime Suicide jokes are like loudly announcing you're about to pee. Nobody cares just do it.

    • kyubiiofrage
      kyubiiofrage 7 months ago +18

      BloodStarPrime it’s snowing on Mount Fuji.

    • Some_ Doggo
      Some_ Doggo 8 months ago +2

      BloodStarPrime Wait, don’t.

  • xConnect
    xConnect Year ago +45

    i dont know how long this caffeine will last but hopefully long enough to watch this three times

  • LiAlgo
    LiAlgo Year ago +21

    man.. i gotta study for finals

  • Octuremp
    Octuremp Year ago +19

    This is gonna be the best friday night of my life

  • Hunny Dail
    Hunny Dail Year ago +52

    Thank you for your constant hard work! You're a valuable part of the GameGrumps community

  • Ripple Dipple
    Ripple Dipple Year ago +300

    lol, my life has gone into your GGC'S I don't regret it

    • Caleb Montgomery
      Caleb Montgomery 7 months ago

      6 months have gone by and no one has questioned this reply

    • Alchemist
      Alchemist 8 months ago

      are you okay?

    • lily b
      lily b Year ago

      pixel KAHOOTME lol

      I'm I'm
      My lol
      Monopolistically I'm p me lol
      My mom

      My mm mm mm mm mm mm many more mm mm mm many I'm mm many more
      Manual me

      Manolo mm mm mm mm mm mm
      Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

  • princess Kyndall
    princess Kyndall Year ago +33

    I love this

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Lawbringer

    *Sees first clip and Arin has the Dark Sword*
    I'm disliking even though I enjoy these compilations

    • samual williamson
      samual williamson 7 months ago +1

      I dual wield dark swords with heavy gems on both!!

    • Brian Forsyth
      Brian Forsyth 9 months ago +3

      its not like that was even the point of this video, so why would you dislike this for such an inane reason? It's not like he could even play good enough to exploit the dark sword anyway, and they played it prior to release so he wasn't using it in pvp.

  • T0X1CG4M3R 2025
    T0X1CG4M3R 2025 Year ago +3

    2nd comment lol

  • Neonic
    Neonic Year ago +8