THIS MAN COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

  • Published on Feb 14, 2019
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  • Mini Mumbo
    Mini Mumbo 29 minutes ago

    I love that little girl at the end of the butter commercial. Best editing ever!

  • Kabryn Taylor
    Kabryn Taylor Hour ago

    my mom has the slap chop! XD

  • Jarry The pokemon boss

    I will show u how to eat ur bacon ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Vegito !
    Vegito ! 3 hours ago

    Vince: *Slap My Nuts*

  • Succ Coyotes 1965
    Succ Coyotes 1965 5 hours ago

    Dried piece of earth aren't I meant to Laugh!

  • thatonedude
    thatonedude 5 hours ago

    I actually like chewy crispy bacon.

  • Dragon LD5435
    Dragon LD5435 6 hours ago

    jack, do you have a outfit for each video?

  • Cool Cow207
    Cool Cow207 6 hours ago

    This bullet proof bag can stop a speeding bullet. The most repetitive sentence ever honestly

  • Mr. Neon
    Mr. Neon 7 hours ago

    8:11 that voice crack

  • KC97
    KC97 11 hours ago


  • iLiKeChEeSe ItSgRaTe
    iLiKeChEeSe ItSgRaTe 12 hours ago

    I cream Store employee: Any toppings on that?
    Me: no thanks I brought my slap chop *turns to friends* "you're gonna love my nuts"

  • Liam Bedard
    Liam Bedard 12 hours ago +1

    You can love my nuts

  • Quality Shit Edit
    Quality Shit Edit 12 hours ago

    "Jack what do I do with all this data"
    Jack: *GRAPH*

  • Beverly Clifford
    Beverly Clifford 12 hours ago +1

    7:53 no you have diybedeys

  • Lil Pineapple
    Lil Pineapple 14 hours ago

    Ever realize he looks like dantdm .....

  • Eugene Miltz
    Eugene Miltz 14 hours ago

    vince reminds me of scout from TF2

  • Ash _
    Ash _ 16 hours ago

    0:58 smoothest transaction ever

  • Inala Fazldeen
    Inala Fazldeen 18 hours ago

    Poor mikerwave 1like=respet

  • Inala Fazldeen
    Inala Fazldeen 18 hours ago

    4:9 I love butter

  • Blitzi
    Blitzi 19 hours ago

    its been like 2 years since iv watch jack and he still hasn't changed one bit, what a mad man

  • A Core Sans protection from le fangirls

    1:51 made me jacksepticeye:L A U G H!

  • Derpy hamburger
    Derpy hamburger Day ago

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    LEGIT BLITZ Day ago

    My country is a lie :( 🇨🇦

  • Kelley Gates
    Kelley Gates Day ago

    Whoa whoa whoa Jack are you assuming that men don't play bingo too? Are you assuming their masculinity?

  • Kernal
    Kernal Day ago

    The first commercial about butter made me want to take a shit

  • DaYz RaZe
    DaYz RaZe Day ago

    Little girl * I love butter *
    Dad * fuckkkkk what have you became you little obese child *

  • Drake Gaylor
    Drake Gaylor Day ago

    hers a egg you add the pickle you add the green onions 10:53

  • Hannah Banana
    Hannah Banana Day ago


    SNIPERNOSNIP 4 Day ago

    Jack: WhY DOn't wE JusT MAke BuNKeRs OUt THesE
    Me: BRuh it's a fabric

  • allsad Dude
    allsad Dude Day ago

    “Coming near you”
    Sprint ad plays

  • Benjamin Cooper
    Benjamin Cooper Day ago

    *Jack has met his match*

  • Ryland Ayers
    Ryland Ayers Day ago

    my gawlic. *GRAMMAR POLICE OPEN UP*

  • Ethan Trueman
    Ethan Trueman Day ago +1

    I don't like butter mate😑 (little bit annoyed by that) but I love bacon and no I do have to much

  • Haunted Doll Morrigan-chan

    at like, 0:15 I had to cover my mouth. I almost spit ot my tea.....

  • Jaclyn Tharp
    Jaclyn Tharp 2 days ago

    The how video i had to hold on my laughs because i should be sleeping

  • Ashie3553
    Ashie3553 2 days ago

    1:48 it's okay...

  • dane songer
    dane songer 2 days ago +1

    My grandma has a brass bullet pocket hose

  • Tavo Tagami
    Tavo Tagami 2 days ago


  • Luna Kikt
    Luna Kikt 2 days ago +1

    I like bingo and I can’t even drive yet

  • Nicholas Raleigh
    Nicholas Raleigh 2 days ago +1

    The slap chop
    “One chop, One kill”

  • Martin show
    Martin show 2 days ago

    Using my gojo while watering my garden with the brass bullet while I'm cooking dinner
    Person:what u having
    Well a whateverthefuck dish made with the slap chop and on the side easy bacon smothered in easy butter
    Person;but what's in the cup that u keep drinking out of?


  • Daniel Stencil
    Daniel Stencil 2 days ago +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😀😊☺

  • Bacon Bro
    Bacon Bro 2 days ago

    Jackaboy didn’t swear for 2 minutes and 16 seconds good job

  • Bacon Bro
    Bacon Bro 2 days ago

    So many voice cRaCkS!

  • thefiregod 21
    thefiregod 21 2 days ago

    Oh boy TWICE THE FAT

  • Ron beran
    Ron beran 2 days ago

    Okay so I swear to you all, that right as Jack went to say "LAUGH", my notification went off so it was timed perfectly

  • Jade Scarlet
    Jade Scarlet 2 days ago

    Can we show him the slap my nuts video

  • Gacha Tam
    Gacha Tam 2 days ago

    Watching this at 12 am is killing me cause if I laugh my mum will know I’m on my phone and I’ll be grounded from it

  • Nick Playz
    Nick Playz 3 days ago

    I almost died from laughing

  • T Dawg
    T Dawg 3 days ago

    I dip bacon in syrup

  • Kayla Gordon
    Kayla Gordon 3 days ago

    Hears Kim possibles ring tone then think of Jack as Kim possible
    He's a basic Jackie boi and he's here to save the world you can't stop him cuz he's Ja-ck-ie boiiii

  • Kate Gauvin
    Kate Gauvin 3 days ago

    That's rude to Canadians and me

  • Jonaye Alexander
    Jonaye Alexander 3 days ago

    Why don’t you dye your hair green jack it looked nice and your elves 🤣😂

  • Ace Fire Wolf
    Ace Fire Wolf 3 days ago

    U will love my nuts

  • SteRe0
    SteRe0 3 days ago

    holy shit that intro

  • Booboo Nordlund
    Booboo Nordlund 3 days ago

    Jack slap slap slap

  • The Unknown Ginger Writer

    Vince is a chaotic neutral

  • ethan fox
    ethan fox 3 days ago


  • Jasmine Villaflor
    Jasmine Villaflor 3 days ago


  • Bacon Bro
    Bacon Bro 3 days ago

    5:44 hahaha lol

  • Joel Prakash
    Joel Prakash 3 days ago

    When Vice came on the screen and slapped that potato, before I even knew it I was slapping my wallet against the screen saying take all my money. It happened so fast, I don't know what came over me (;_;

  • Joel Prakash
    Joel Prakash 3 days ago

    Oh god so thats where my dad got that thing from...I knew it was suspicious when we ate bacon everyday for breakfast, but never knew why

  • The White Fox [HUN]
    The White Fox [HUN] 3 days ago

    I dare you to buy a slap chop

  • Airon Vega Playz
    Airon Vega Playz 3 days ago

    *_VINCE NO_*

  • DracoRen
    DracoRen 4 days ago

    did you just...
    insult canada?
    did you?

  • Jake Strasser
    Jake Strasser 4 days ago

    what size are his gages

  • jayden cook
    jayden cook 4 days ago

    The bacon wave it breaks within 1 week of use and only 1 use

  • Poor Schmuck
    Poor Schmuck 4 days ago

    8:06 you say that like death by bacon is a bad way to go

  • Kaydence Harp
    Kaydence Harp 4 days ago +1

    Jacksepticeye is the funniest person ever.

  • DMND ScareCrow
    DMND ScareCrow 4 days ago

    The “OoOoOhh” lady on easy butter got me.

  • maryjane butt
    maryjane butt 4 days ago


  • Noah Hall
    Noah Hall 4 days ago +1

    He should get his own movie

  • jxsh keyz
    jxsh keyz 4 days ago +1

    0:00 best intro ever😂😂😂

  • Frei Doo
    Frei Doo 4 days ago

    That transition was Beyoncé. GODLY

  • Ms. N A G
    Ms. N A G 4 days ago

    i died. he's gonna chop his nuts. thats beautiful

  • Joseph Batnjana
    Joseph Batnjana 4 days ago

    I've never laughed so much in my life, keep up the amazing job!

  • Brandi Bass
    Brandi Bass 4 days ago

    Makin' bacon pancakes!

  • Deepa Namboodiri
    Deepa Namboodiri 4 days ago

    Ad: solid brass connectors
    Jack: brass bullet big baby back rib boys

    FOGPIVVL 4 days ago

    17:48 you come i to M Y house and insult M y R I C H A R D disrespect M Y F A M I L Y

    MAL DOMENATION 4 days ago

    hey that mean i am canadian !

  • Little T
    Little T 4 days ago

    the invention at 8:15 for eggs and all yhat was actually pretty good

  • Curtis Colwell
    Curtis Colwell 4 days ago +1

    "Everyone loves butter,DONT YOU FAT ASS?"

  • Kandy Boy
    Kandy Boy 4 days ago

    Here's how to order no comment 😂

  • Timothy Gregory
    Timothy Gregory 4 days ago

    Vince must have been the boss at Fruit Ninja ©

  • Timothy Gregory
    Timothy Gregory 4 days ago

    4:00 sounds familiar to anyone

  • Timothy Gregory
    Timothy Gregory 4 days ago

    Jack used th Kim possible theme for the begging i'm starting to remember all those early 2000s Disney shows

  • I'm Just Cameron
    I'm Just Cameron 4 days ago

    I looked up "That's America's Ass" and this was in the top 5 results

  • Howling Beats
    Howling Beats 4 days ago


  • Leafy Lion
    Leafy Lion 4 days ago +1

    1:00 nice transition

  • flipbook 3
    flipbook 3 4 days ago

    also jack what it means by 4 slices by tablespoon is like each 4 slices is a tablespoon orrr each tablespoon is 4 slices

  • ScArS Coolboy
    ScArS Coolboy 4 days ago

    bi bi bi bitch!

  • Miles Edwards-Butler

    If you use captions you can see what their saying 0:11

  • Dustin Maxam
    Dustin Maxam 5 days ago

    these are so funny ive been subscribed to u sence day one lol i was like number 10!!!!!!!!!!

  • Luke Renaud
    Luke Renaud 5 days ago

    Fuck you Canada is the best

  • Samantha Shoe
    Samantha Shoe 5 days ago

    the first time i watched this you made me jump at the begging

  • The Guys
    The Guys 5 days ago +1


  • Thetoastknight 095
    Thetoastknight 095 5 days ago

    i finger
    two fingers
    even kids can do it
    Vince will cause the human races demise

  • Triple- M
    Triple- M 5 days ago

    I almost died watching this video because I couldn’t breathe, I swear...

  • Triple- M
    Triple- M 5 days ago

    We all know “hi Phil Swift here with flex tape!”
    But have you heard: “Vince here with Slap Chop!”