THIS MAN COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

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  • Published on Feb 14, 2019
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  • Honey059
    Honey059 3 hours ago

    Did he ever get a slapchop? If so, I'd really like to see him make a video of him just beating the sh*t out of his food with the slap chop.
    Please ^-^

  • Christinoatic
    Christinoatic 4 hours ago

    YOU SUCK, BECAUSE I USED TO USE BUTTER, BUT NOW I'M SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT. 😥✌
    Have a good day, Seán!

  • Sh4dydude :D
    Sh4dydude :D 4 hours ago

    i actually like my bacon curled up in a cylinder shape...

  • Ghostic
    Ghostic 5 hours ago

    I thought that jack was about to say *ID ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY NUTS*

  • Dean MDX
    Dean MDX 8 hours ago

    8:11 was the funniest part in this video and I kept replaying it

  • Taeano Tausilia
    Taeano Tausilia 10 hours ago

    What way you teas can an Ada

  • GeorgiaScreaMemes -
    GeorgiaScreaMemes - 12 hours ago

    I actually have a slap chop. It’s not called that but I use it for almonds? 😰

  • GeorgiaScreaMemes -
    GeorgiaScreaMemes - 12 hours ago

    That editing at the beginning was 😎👌🏽so yummy

  • maddieMTTgamergrl 2U
    maddieMTTgamergrl 2U 14 hours ago

    One chop at a time ☝👾

  • maddieMTTgamergrl 2U
    maddieMTTgamergrl 2U 14 hours ago

    no no no ... no Jake (Jake : MOM I LOVE THOSE NUTS😍) 😢

  • maddieMTTgamergrl 2U
    maddieMTTgamergrl 2U 14 hours ago

    NO ITS THE FREAKING MICROWAVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH 😲

  • The Blur.
    The Blur. 14 hours ago

    thx i not only laughed at nothingess but i got some new gadgets to help me cook

  • Logsly
    Logsly 15 hours ago

    Slap chop guy is on iron Man 3

  • Duke Quiroz
    Duke Quiroz 15 hours ago

    5:44

  • Lizzi _e
    Lizzi _e 16 hours ago

    My ringtone is the same as his in this video, so ever time I watch it I think someone is calling me it throws me off every time🤣🤣🤣

  • Ethan the Aussie
    Ethan the Aussie 16 hours ago

    Slap my nuts

  • stuart coombes
    stuart coombes 16 hours ago

    We made that hose because the hoses you give us break when it gets cold, thanks America.

  • Magamew54
    Magamew54 17 hours ago

    Vince is In prison for punching a sex worker

  • sal fisher
    sal fisher 17 hours ago

    Omg his jacket- ❤😍❤😍❤😍❤

  • Becca's Brain
    Becca's Brain 19 hours ago +2

    0:59 HOW
    THE TRANSITION
    SMOOTHER THAN THE EZ BUTTER

  • NoVa Zombie88
    NoVa Zombie88 19 hours ago

    Tacos fredichini linguini

    Bikini

  • FNAF Rusche
    FNAF Rusche 19 hours ago

    FBI open up

  • red fries
    red fries 20 hours ago

    Makin' baco pancakes?

  • TobiasTurner
    TobiasTurner 21 hour ago

    Although in truth jacksepticeye's old lady bingo hour sounds amazing.

  • Suki Sabertooth
    Suki Sabertooth 21 hour ago

    actually, bacon isn't really that bad for you

  • firefox103
    firefox103 21 hour ago

    5:38 I laughed at this for WAY too long XD

  • Hedda Amalie Rønningen
    Hedda Amalie Rønningen 22 hours ago +2

    Idk why but I actully want to see you sitting in the middle of some old ladies and plays bingo

  • Theblock168
    Theblock168 22 hours ago

    That transition though

  • toy bonnie
    toy bonnie 22 hours ago

    Girl: I love butter
    Me: not the product the butter

  • Super0Slayer
    Super0Slayer 23 hours ago

    11:14 0.25 speed

  • Amore Toney
    Amore Toney 23 hours ago

    Chef mic

  • Alexis’s Pets
    Alexis’s Pets 23 hours ago

    12:29 YEET

  • Unknown Number
    Unknown Number 23 hours ago

    Smacks fruits butt



    *L A U G H*

  • Ant Effilya
    Ant Effilya Day ago

    Omg ...the butter .laughing my arse off😂.these were all hilarious

  • EMILY RATLIFF
    EMILY RATLIFF Day ago

    UR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
    - R.I.P Jacksepticeye 2019

  • RanMouri82
    RanMouri82 Day ago

    Jack finally met a guy with more energy than him. Congrats!

  • Erykah Vanier
    Erykah Vanier Day ago +1

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time”😂😂😂😂

  • Ivy Briggs
    Ivy Briggs Day ago

    No kink connector protector sounds like a weird contraceptive 😂

  • Ben Sean
    Ben Sean Day ago

    Dr jack eh

  • Abigale Theriault

    No no no lol with that ring tone u say whats the stitch lol 😂 i miss kim possible

  • JayJay Saiyan_Boy

    lmao coming soon to a theater near you *ad* Oh nice!!

  • FencerDoesStuff
    FencerDoesStuff Day ago

    EZ butter is actually a good idea lol

  • Jaron Pidcock
    Jaron Pidcock Day ago

    Right after Jack said, "Coming soon to a theater near you", a very calm ad video popped up

  • Snug Jr
    Snug Jr Day ago

    “I LOVE BUTTER:)”
    Me:kid you need to eat some real food

  • annee
    annee Day ago

    My mom's friend gave her a slop chop and it sucks

  • Sr Jm
    Sr Jm Day ago

    The guy litterally looks like Rami Malek

  • Dino’s Friend adventures!

    You want a kink connector protector huh? Well then come to google and hit that incognito mode and your set to browse in peace

  • James Takamine
    James Takamine Day ago

    The slap chop video has 6.8 mil views

  • Savage Corgi
    Savage Corgi Day ago

    HEY HE LIKES TI WATCH AND LAUGH AT ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😺🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐽🐸🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🦆🦅🦉🦇🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🦟🦗🕷🕸🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🦙🐐🦌🐕🐩🐈🐓🦃🦚🦜🦢🕊🐇🦝🦡🐁🐀🐿🦔🐉

  • James Parker
    James Parker Day ago

    Unsub because you talked bad about bacon

  • Braeden Ross
    Braeden Ross Day ago

    8:11 Me when I use the bacon wave to cook over 2 pigs worth of bacon

  • The Anime Gladiator

    vince reminds me of a league of legends add i saw

  • VoidHeart Mc
    VoidHeart Mc Day ago

    Just go on up and ez butter your a$$hole cause things are about to get wild!
    -jasksepticeye 2019

  • Emily Ayala
    Emily Ayala Day ago

    13:23
    "Guys we're going to make America skinny again " Almost sounds like Donald Trump

  • Riley B
    Riley B Day ago

    LAUGH

  • Riley B
    Riley B Day ago

    0_0

  • Soulja Boy
    Soulja Boy Day ago

    You add the pickel you add the green onion. YOUL'L LOVE MY NUTS. What....

  • Alana Plessinger
    Alana Plessinger Day ago +1

    I agree with you Jack

  • Leifur 123
    Leifur 123 Day ago

    cool

  • Catherine Green
    Catherine Green Day ago

    Vince is love, Vince is life

  • The_Yandere_Next_Door 0w0

    “ *nooot nooot noot noot* “

  • Bratman 246
    Bratman 246 Day ago

    That transition though

  • Alanna Griffin
    Alanna Griffin Day ago

    My dad deadass has the Slap Chop 😂

  • Paula Nicolini
    Paula Nicolini Day ago +1

    Vince, yo’ Brooklyn is showin’, know what? Fo’get about it!

  • Cade White
    Cade White 2 days ago

    13: 24 what ever donald Trump

  • EthanPlaysYT
    EthanPlaysYT 2 days ago

    Goarlic

  • Madjackco7 7
    Madjackco7 7 2 days ago

    The Great butter bomb of 1965

  • solar flare 9000
    solar flare 9000 2 days ago

    Goarlicqu

  • The Gacha Galaxy squad
    The Gacha Galaxy squad 2 days ago +1

    0:00 FUCKING HELL I LITERALLY GOT JUMPSCARED BC I HAD MY VOLUME ON 100 FOR MARK'S VID JEEZ btw when he was drawing bingo on the board I though he was gonna write bitch 🤣💚

  • Mehrad Mokhtarpour
    Mehrad Mokhtarpour 2 days ago

    1800: easy-peasy bacon boy how can i help you
    Vince's mom: my son Vince is at his room abusing and molesting a coconut and a pineapple please send help
    1800: Don't panic mam we are sending maximum backup

  • Dylan Plotner
    Dylan Plotner 2 days ago

    At 11:13


    Your gonna love me nuts-Vince, Slap chop guy

  • Jammy Animates
    Jammy Animates 2 days ago

    Jack I thought you were an elf?

  • Łïttłë Kÿłïë
    Łïttłë Kÿłïë 2 days ago +1

    LAUGH

  • Da bongo Buds
    Da bongo Buds 2 days ago

    I don't like butter

  • Crystal Bloodsucker
    Crystal Bloodsucker 2 days ago

    My family has the Egg and Omelet Wave and we use it all the time. It really works!

  • Xeno
    Xeno 2 days ago

    top of the morning geladys ;(

  • galactic panda
    galactic panda 2 days ago

    That transition tho

  • Ventura Casan
    Ventura Casan 2 days ago

    If this is Real. Try and Get it and Make a Video of u abusing food smiling staring..

  • Nate Osborne
    Nate Osborne 2 days ago

    What's wrong with Canada

  • the cheeky snake
    the cheeky snake 2 days ago

    Hey Jack I love your videos and your humor can you plz react to slap my nuts

  • Twilight Jessica Maroon Moon

    It is 1:50AM and I am not sure how much longer I can last without laughing

  • fnaf star
    fnaf star 2 days ago

    When Richard comes into the vid i went strait to google cause he sounded like Al from the TV show Home Improvement and that was him! And can I by those food products still in 2019?

  • Victoria Harris
    Victoria Harris 2 days ago

    Every USclipr who owns this hoodie should do a collab, no joke.

  • Langford Arkinson
    Langford Arkinson 2 days ago

    I get the feeling you don’t like bacon and butter? 😂🤣👌🏻

  • Danky Von Stank
    Danky Von Stank 2 days ago

    Why does she break the bacon and eat it from the middle?

  • Nord Productions
    Nord Productions 2 days ago

    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • Bummer456
    Bummer456 2 days ago

    Lol. I actually have the slap chop😂

  • It’sJohn_BOII
    It’sJohn_BOII 2 days ago

    Watch the “Slap my Nuts” video

  • Marleigh P
    Marleigh P 2 days ago

    Vince and his sexual innuendos have me SHOOK

  • Zachary Marais
    Zachary Marais 2 days ago

    At 8:10, the way he said "I f***ing love bacon" made me absolutely bust out with the best belly laughs I've had in a long time

  • Cantrips
    Cantrips 2 days ago

    9:00

  • SchleichToothless SpiritStallionFan

    Heart Attack...........

  • Levi Ackerman
    Levi Ackerman 2 days ago

    Jack: Ya know if its coming from Canada it bullshit.

    Me a proud Canadian: exuSE ME ILL HAVE YOU KNOW CANADA SELLS GUD SHET-
    *Rages in comments*
    Imsorryifiwasrude-

  • Wyatt Marshall
    Wyatt Marshall 2 days ago

    COME ON EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME bii bii biii (hits board) LAUGH!Oh,hey Vince
    *you're gonna love my nuts*

  • Gabriel Ocasio Jr
    Gabriel Ocasio Jr 2 days ago

    Omg Vince ur killing me lmao

  • Lexi Wood
    Lexi Wood 2 days ago

    Your gana love my nuts 😂😂😂

  • Smokejumper
    Smokejumper 2 days ago

    Jack aren't you a potato

  • Vin lo
    Vin lo 2 days ago

    my name is vinny or "vince" but i do not like to mince and strip ... THESE POOR POTATOES LIVES AWAY...AND TAKE THEM FROM THERE POTATO FAMILIES... we must stop this monster...

  • Dogz Gaming
    Dogz Gaming 2 days ago +1

    Jack: I fuckin love bacon!
    My friend: BACON!!!!!
    Me: why is this a thing also how the fuck are you making your bacon!?!?!