Earth's Next Balance Patch

Share
Embed
  • Published on Oct 30, 2018
  • Some might call it a hotfix
    Start learning today at brilliant.org/TierZoo

Comments • 10 136

  • HaywireOfAlba
    HaywireOfAlba 8 hours ago +1

    Cephalopods are molluscs. Ocean man is in the album Mollusk.
    OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

  • Matthy5k
    Matthy5k 10 hours ago

    Human intelligence is getting nerfed! Read the news...

  • Gungho1a
    Gungho1a 21 hour ago

    Human players who have specced into the 'survivalist' play style will do just fine, and will inherit a largely depopulated server, with less clan competition.

  • McMacoAppoStore
    McMacoAppoStore Day ago

    This is certainly alot, yet it just makes me more excited for update patch 1.3.8 otherwise known as 'The North Korean Patch'

  • Ifrit 13x
    Ifrit 13x Day ago

    I think the human the INT stat has definitely been receiving a steady debuff, especially after the Industrial Revolution patch. Some mains still have it pretty high, though.

    I'm a tick main though, so meh...

  • Alphey
    Alphey 2 days ago

    Great channel man! Combining video games and learning about animals and nature is a great way to learn! (Especialy for children and teens). Keep up the good work!

  • CommCra
    CommCra 2 days ago

    Finally, there’s an attempt to nerf the Humans. Well at least they’re buildings.

  • AngelusBarney
    AngelusBarney 2 days ago

    1.3.8: "Hans Beemann strikes back" will probably kick major ass. Bees could use a buff, and Moomins should be getting a massive nerf.

  • Iggy Nunzi
    Iggy Nunzi 2 days ago

    Fellow human mains, there's still time to avoid this patch. It calls for unprecedented unity and strength, but team play is in human nature.

  • Chuckie Waitt
    Chuckie Waitt 4 days ago

    Let's be honest, amphibians had it coming to them

  • grayson hellyer
    grayson hellyer 4 days ago

    Lol inb4 human mains control the weather

  • Viedra Lavinova
    Viedra Lavinova 5 days ago

    But humans already have developed the special technique of atmospheric engineering. Nikola Tesla was the one that development the initial groundwork. It is just being censored from the rest of us because the amount of power it gives over others.

  • Aragiss
    Aragiss 5 days ago

    0:18 So Outside is a Blizzard game?!

  • Xander Hebert
    Xander Hebert 5 days ago

    You say we can’t fight weather, but I bet in like 20 years we will figure it out

  • Astin Cole
    Astin Cole 5 days ago

    RIP Amohibians

  • Bluefroggy
    Bluefroggy 5 days ago

    The humans intelligence stat is slowly declining that’s why they didn’t nerf it

  • Absolute Glamour
    Absolute Glamour 5 days ago

    0:21 “Olimar’s helmet now cracks when he takes damage”
    tf?

  • Helmic
    Helmic 5 days ago

    The devs really shouldn't have let humans start contributing to patches, they're going to fuck over the game for everyone. Human mains should probably stop griefing every server they're on and start helping other players in the community, because if the devs don't see their presence as an asset they're going to get banned.

    Unfortunately, the top human mains managed to utterly control the entire in-game economy, so it's really a case of a few ruining everything for the entire playerbase. These toxic players jsut grief everyone, including other human mains, by withholding vital resources and using their influence on the in-game economy to basically write the patch notes themselves, handing out massive nerfs so that they can use bots to farm more gold a little bit more effectively. The best counter is probably other human mains banding together to completely phase out the in-game economy, rendering the wealth of capitalist griefers irrelevant and forcing the devs to listen to people who really care about the game as a whole.

  • Gustav Brillowski
    Gustav Brillowski 6 days ago

    If you are a human main hahhaha
    Anyone her who is not?

  • { Asijif }
    { Asijif } 6 days ago

    Oh shit oh fuck, splatoon lore is coming into intuition
    *Cephalopods are getting smarter*

  • Toxic Narwhals
    Toxic Narwhals 7 days ago

    I personally think that the Grolar bear build will gain more players soon

  • Lifes Weirdest Moments Why Does the Exist?

    I always hate when its the summer patch because cockroaches go into our houses more.

  • Savage Clips
    Savage Clips 7 days ago

    Can you do plants aswell? They are living right?

  • Frijj
    Frijj 7 days ago

    Seriously? No one mentioning how cute that polar/grizzly bear mix was?

  • Gabriel Maia
    Gabriel Maia 7 days ago

    New patch sucks overall, but hey, at least I'll be eating more takoyaki...

  • Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy

    Still think that this “climate change” event is just made up by other human players to get hype for their different game styles

  • DuoFaceGaming
    DuoFaceGaming 7 days ago

    Cephalopods?
    Buffed by the next patch, while humans are in big trouble?
    Splatoon clone confirmed

  • HuMaNise34
    HuMaNise34 7 days ago

    This patch will never fix the bs called the bobit worm.
    I personally call it "Hell's nope rope".
    I was once a lionfish main thinking my venom will prevail........Much lol nope. Here is the bobit worms kill cam. usclip.net/video/3H4J5QDQeA4/video.html

  • Erik Manuel Hernandez Mondragon

    do a human tierlist

  • Mexican JoJo
    Mexican JoJo 7 days ago

    Time to go harass the devs on the forums boys

  • TabbyclawProductions

    Me about to watch video: _please no buffed spiders please no buffed spiders please no buffed spiders_

  • Cheybat
    Cheybat 8 days ago

    Animals don't deserve what we did to their planet

  • Cheybat
    Cheybat 8 days ago

    The only benefit of climate change is Grolar Bears, those things are so cool

  • csec95
    csec95 8 days ago

    This patch is a pretty bad nerf attempt on humans, they literally just need to stop pumping carbon into the air and the nerf is negated. Also it will take like 100 years for the patch to fully update, by then the meta will have changed again! ugh, what a useless patch.

  • Sullivan 123
    Sullivan 123 8 days ago

    As Yeti I do not support this patch

  • Gerald Imhof
    Gerald Imhof 8 days ago

    Talk about how humans are the first players to directly influence the next patch

  • Connor Todd
    Connor Todd 8 days ago

    I fucking love this community

  • All_That_Chaz
    All_That_Chaz 8 days ago

    Pretty bold of you to say that the human's intellect stat hasn't been nerfed in the last 40 years given the trajectory of our civilization.

    • ThePizzaEater1000
      ThePizzaEater1000 8 days ago

      I'm pretty sure its more of the tech tree that showcases some lower limitations of a max INT stat. Human mains seem to really like spreading those around.

  • Meme Machine
    Meme Machine 8 days ago

    Well at least these won't take effect for at least a decade

  • Dominican Frankster
    Dominican Frankster 9 days ago

    Sapiens needs an entire rework, not a slight debuff. 3.1.8 will take care of that though, me thinks.

  • Mr.FuhrerAndGas
    Mr.FuhrerAndGas 9 days ago

    As a Greenland shark main, this balance patch is quite worrying.

  • MrMhtmht
    MrMhtmht 9 days ago +1

    Btw the humans are carrying the new large tropical tick from africa to europe. So the negroid humans are trying to attack the eurasian server not only by rape and murder, but also by bringing in new parasites and diseases

  • Shadow Bonnie
    Shadow Bonnie 10 days ago +1

    So my stealth-snake build is going to be nerfed?
    As long as there's still trees, I'm waiting to strike your neck.

  • III II III I
    III II III I 10 days ago

    I do like seafood.

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 10 days ago +1

    Can't wait for the next update in a few million years

  • literally Melvin
    literally Melvin 11 days ago

    Maining human was a good choice since the playstyle suits me very well and it is also the best build in tbe game, even in this patch.

  • Eli 101
    Eli 101 11 days ago

    The seas are rising because of humans not "the devs"

  • theCrazyJohn11
    theCrazyJohn11 11 days ago

    We’re gonna die.

  • Yare Yare
    Yare Yare 12 days ago

    thats an Aircraft carrier, not a battleship. both are warships

  • Carson Watterson
    Carson Watterson 12 days ago

    This game doesnt let you disconnect

  • Mr.Doge-a-lot 1
    Mr.Doge-a-lot 1 12 days ago +1

    As a human main in the Florida server, I’m scared.

  • Dante Clark
    Dante Clark 12 days ago

    Octopus mains rise up!

  • Josh Strickland
    Josh Strickland 12 days ago

    What’s the outro song and where do I know it from

  • ismail köylücü
    ismail köylücü 12 days ago

    Considering there is a growing community of flat earthers and a looot of people doing dumb stuff all around the world,are we sure human intelligence stat wasnt nerfed?

  • CyberdelicXP
    CyberdelicXP 13 days ago

    Humans greatest weakness: too much PvP, has turned to team killing.

  • Max Finazzo
    Max Finazzo 13 days ago

    The human players seem to be working to crash some of the servers

  • Hunterowl17 5
    Hunterowl17 5 13 days ago

    Man Mike just cannot seem to choose one class or he keeps killing his group.

  • Sean Cho
    Sean Cho 14 days ago

    You should get a game coder and make a actual game about real animals with real world events

  • Emil Berntler
    Emil Berntler 14 days ago

    i feel like the int stat on humans has been nerfed the last couple of decades

  • MrSushiGaming
    MrSushiGaming 14 days ago

    I’m personally a cephalopod main.

  • Haerodiel
    Haerodiel 14 days ago

    I thought you were going to do a sarcastic "Hey humans, your intelligence isn't being nerfed, why not use it to try to prevent or slow the patch???"

  • Ryan Page
    Ryan Page 14 days ago

    6:41
    Tho the mojority of the human build has not lost inteligence, the number of kerrens has tripled in the last year.

  • Rovan Dovan
    Rovan Dovan 15 days ago +2

    Says that humans weren’t nerfed
    Begins to lose herd immunity buff

  • DJ Dang
    DJ Dang 15 days ago

    I think that this patch was created by human mains and not the devs. humans mains have gotten so smart that they mistakenly found a way to change the game physics without consulting a game dev. I believe that they changed the world temp with their excessive use of carbon emissions.

  • PexOOs
    PexOOs 15 days ago

    Why would they nerf the frog? It's alredy bad enough. As a cat main, I can assure you that dogs should get nerfed instead of frogs.

  • Heili Ó Fischl
    Heili Ó Fischl 15 days ago

    Well basically INT on humans will get nerfed because of the CO2 which limits the cognitive functions.

  • xXBlackKZoruaXx
    xXBlackKZoruaXx 15 days ago

    The devs are screwing up the meta I’m gonna have to pick a different character

  • Cosmic
    Cosmic 16 days ago

    Why did they nerf amphibians even more? They were already mostly low tier, now that they are getting attacked by this virus, my poison dart frog main can't go on anymore. I have to change classes, probably i will go to an ocean server. In my opinion, the polar ice sheet melting event is unnessecary, because there were some players actually enjoying those builds. Human players now really have to look out for insects, they are pretty much the only builds that can threat them. Lucky for me, i will not play as a human, because it's not as interesting as say an orca or shark build. And thanks for the early changelog, now we can prepare. :)

  • Sir CoCoNUT
    Sir CoCoNUT 16 days ago +1

    Better get used to the taste of squid boys!

  • AnonGuy
    AnonGuy 16 days ago +2

    If the turtles can sink some points into more flexible spawn points, they could capitalized BIG TIME on the buffed jellyfish populations and warm water plantlife for EXP farming.

  • UcantCATCHme
    UcantCATCHme 16 days ago

    It sucks that the human build is the direct cause for this patch but it hardly nerfs them at all and hurts a lot more other builds

  • Pap Papinskie
    Pap Papinskie 16 days ago

    If you're a human main put all of your clothes in a dryer on high heat for 20 minutes after playing in a wooded zone. Keep your shoes outside or in your garage. Check yourself immediately after putting your clothes in the dryer. Dryer kills tick players.

  • Owrange Moosic
    Owrange Moosic 16 days ago

    I love this channel ;-;

  • Geoffrey Robertson
    Geoffrey Robertson 17 days ago +2

    Whats the outro song from?

  • Anon Draws
    Anon Draws 17 days ago +2

    Octopus main here, and so far, this patch has been amazing. Love the buff to respawn range.

    • Pap Papinskie
      Pap Papinskie 16 days ago

      Skeletal Maniac I'd have an octopus account if they lived longer

  • Sparkus
    Sparkus 17 days ago +1

    This update is bullshit! As a giraffe main i had problems enough with this exploting tick mains!

  • - FBI Boi -
    - FBI Boi - 17 days ago +1

    It's like they want their game to die. Too many of the most hated species in the game are being buffed.

  • Ownertje
    Ownertje 17 days ago

    Am i dumb or do i not now thisgame

  • Justin Vaughn Salvador

    Leg reveal!

  • Rasmus Lauridsen
    Rasmus Lauridsen 17 days ago +2

    Hey :)
    Where do you get the music to your vids? :)

    • Jake Summers
      Jake Summers 10 days ago

      I feel your pain the music to the outro is from some old nature show that I've been trying to figure out for yeaaarrrssss

  • Spensdaddy
    Spensdaddy 17 days ago +2

    Finally the amphibians are being kicked for going afk for a few thousand years, best patch ever

  • Berning
    Berning 18 days ago

    What’s the song that plays throughout this entire video?

  • Josué Gama
    Josué Gama 18 days ago

    Love those OSRS references.

  • Papa Dio’s
    Papa Dio’s 18 days ago +1

    To be honest, the exact date of the update can be exaggerated by the devs to stir unnecessary changes that players currently cannot handle.

  • Oh My Puppies, It's Youtube!

    Even though the humans are on top of the list on the s tier although they are extremely vulnerable at the "child" stage which is why the adult human players stay with the child human players.

  • qsay yuaos
    qsay yuaos 18 days ago +1

    yay yay im a old school jellyfish main i remember the days when helpless newbies went into the ocean server and they would just get bodied im excited for those days to come back btw i also play house cat and octopus


    edit my bro plays human and says most of them can build or buy anti weather stuff flea and tick remover stuff like that and they can just move closer to the center of there maps so i wanna see whats gonna happen

  • M249
    M249 18 days ago

    Lol eat it all you southern human mains I don't have to deal with hurricane events

  • Tuxlion
    Tuxlion 18 days ago

    Just in case later on check if you still have Lyme's disease, be sure to take a small dosage of medicine before the test because the Lyme actually sticks inside your blood vein walls not allowing the doctors to detect it with there current technology unless it's loosened from the walls

  • Wave Emperor
    Wave Emperor 18 days ago

    When will this be on PBE?

  • Life in whatever
    Life in whatever 18 days ago

    Hey I'm a honey badger main and I think some of the devs are humans because the devs let them destroy their game and in my family the wolverine is also effected and I'm mad and other animals are coming into my territory.

  • Ghastly_Grinner
    Ghastly_Grinner 18 days ago

    2:50 battleships *facepalm*😂

  • Ghastly_Grinner
    Ghastly_Grinner 18 days ago

    LOL climate change 😂😂😂😂

  • Flutesrock8900
    Flutesrock8900 18 days ago +1

    Increased levels of CO2 actually reduce the cognitive functions of human players , so this patch should also affect their intelligence stat.

  • TeilzeitHacker
    TeilzeitHacker 18 days ago

    Human's intelligence level get nerfed all the time by social media usage. The devs probably thought something like "why should we do the effort when they nerf themselves? We can invest that effort for balancing other builds".

  • Meao Gaming
    Meao Gaming 18 days ago +2

    I’m waiting for the sea level rise dlc

  • Frank Ramirez
    Frank Ramirez 18 days ago

    What's the link to this game?

  • a_right_hand
    a_right_hand 18 days ago +2

    I heard the outside team is making a new spinoff for humans to play on the secret location called" Mars". They plan on releasing it in 50-100 years. A popular player with the gamertag "Elon Musk" is helping with the development.

    • Patrick Janecke
      Patrick Janecke 18 days ago

      Don't be suckered into it. If you plan on a space campaign, stick to the asteroid belt. Mars is just a waste.

  • Q 17
    Q 17 19 days ago

    Higher CO2 concentration in the atmosphere should add a nerf to humans intelligence.

  • Oliver Blomqvist
    Oliver Blomqvist 19 days ago

    Felt like you forgot the entire idea behind your channel at times

  • JF Hackbarth
    JF Hackbarth 19 days ago

    Okay, I'm about to go off, I am a frog main and they nerfed me AGAIN. Screw it, I'm switching to a cepholopod build.