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Uhhh, I'm pretty sure human intelligence is lowering as we speak. Some dofus got in charge of the North America server with the help of the idiot masses of a clan. Pls nerf clan power
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human intelligence nerf called the USA?
I’m a dolphin main and I told my trainer to type this
good thing I'm an orca main
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@TierZoo ikr who tf is misfits, gtfo out of here
Anyone wanna play? I'm playing human, also my gender is attack helicopter
You should reset yourself, I think your INT rng ended up as low as possible regurgitating decade old memes
the servers were getting too crowded and causing lag, not to mention its infested with grieferstime to cull the herd
more of this please there are new reports out :)
You can’t really nerf humans. They nerf themselves
I heard ticks actually have a positive impact on environments. Still hate them though.
Patch 1000000000 Nerfed the frog, human, turtle tiger, lion, bear EtcBuffed bug, jelly fish, weather, orca, octopus Aphipain are removed
Thank God my mosquito build is getting buffed. The human builds were starting to develop hard counters to us. But with this, and are quick respawn time. Our numbers will greatly increase in do time. 👌🤤
Stats it not true
Polar bear got a 6% nerf*Now its no longer a posivitr stamina trade against an unprotected seal*
Can we like protest these stupid dev's or something
'weather is one of the few things in the game that humans cant actually fight'Cloud Seeding:Am I a joke to you
Human intelligence has been debuffed, especially in cities and enclosed spaces. Increased carbon dioxide levels severely reduce brain function. Some schools have even been documented to have enough carbon dioxide to reduce human intelligence levels by up to 30%!
I hope they take some of the micro transactions out of human play throughs
Orca pods are starving because there aren’t enough salmon
I feel like i heard once that there was a military device that could change weather but it was too OP so it was banned from use and destroyed...
the dev definitely just want to nerf human player they so obnoxious and because of that insect got buff because they the one gonna help dev to lower the human number
global warming doesn't feel like a bad thing when put like that
did you say... theory? GAME THEORY?
Breaking newsApearently some past type of bird mains that their main has been banned,manneged to reevolve into that spesific bird build
Why in the ever loving of guhuh would the devs nerf f tier builds
The devs really messed up here. My server has a lot of mosquitoes that contain the West Nile Virus infection buff. My brother who's in my party has to stay inside as he has the O-type blood debuff.
So basically Humans are screwed
Not really, humans will just combine like the polar bear and grizzly bear, and combine more of their technology in a more globalized world. We will still fight, as is the nature of things, but I think the plastics in the environment have lowered human testosterone so much that we won't start nuclear war.
lol dat shade thrown at amphibian players though! WTF?
That means it's time to have amphibians as pets in a backyard pond.
"Humans intelligence stat didn't get nerfed"You sure about that? Because it seems like many humans are either still denying that this patch is coming or are actively shifting the meta towards even harsher changes simply because they don't want to modify their playstyle to something that will 1) keep niche and fan-favorite builds in the game, 2) mitigate the buffs to their greatest counters in the meta (parasites, pathogens, and extreme environmental effects), and 3) maintain plentiful stores of loot and exp for the still growing human playerbase.I think the human intelligence stat was stealth nerfed and the devs don't want to admit it.
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This is why no one on the cosmic server plays this board.
Frogs shall live on through captive breeding!
Humans intelligence didn’t get nerfed huh there a very rare species of human known as a “anti-vax” who’s intelligence is severely lowered along with defense to disease honestly I say the more common human build is better that this build
Considering the nerf is happening largely due to human player idiocy, I'd say the Intelligence stat of the humans was always secretly crap.
@JadedPandaGirl You will be happy to know that the devs are working on reducing the spawn rate of humans, I still wish that they buffed the intelligence of humans, it's their most definitely characteristic and nerfing it would be a real shame.
@Resurgent Class Battlecruiser No thanks. I like my human main. I'm playing a counter culture build. Trying to improve the class, honestly. What really needs to be done is humans need a severe nerf to our respawns and a serious understanding that we're destroying our own server base. We shouldn't be ruining the entire game for everybody else. Play and let play.
As a former human player with a nerf to my patience and buffs to my aggressiveness, laziness and intelligence, it's clear that they've increased the chance of brain problems. Personally the devs should open new servers and add more loot, the human build has unparalleled potential and It would be a waste to nerf them. If anything they should decrease the chances of brain problems, buff our defences a but and instead nerf the parasitic builds, they are low skill trash. The devs have probably been 'influenced' by the less skilled players to promote cheap builds. This server was fun but it's clear that the devs have ruined it. I'm now playing in a different server called Star Wars and I'm playing as the Resurgent class battlecruiser. Care to join that server.
This balance patch has even less of an idea of how to rebalance than Mojang. Both games will end untimely, at this rate. I have huge-scale desolate dreams of the planet being devastated all the time. Not Minecraft. Though I dream about both, sometimes simultaneously.
They did nerf the intelligence stats of humans. Clear evidence of it is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_United_States_presidential_election
devs, please don't add this update!
save the biomes to save the meta everyone!
From what I heard weather disasters are going down is this wrong?
what a hilarious and brilliant way to frame this! 😂 cephalopods will take over the world!
I am a dog sorry
5:57 Feels bad man.
would be awsome if this someday becomes a real game on pc or something
I don't like this patch. I would like to do something about this...
how can you say we can't fight weather and say we did global warming at the same time smh dam hed fam
2:34 I was screaming, that’s not how you take a tick out, you have to gently twist it out, there’s a 90% chance that part of that tick was left on that cat.
I don't think human intelligence will ever be completely nerfed, only the subspecies of homo-sapiens known as anti-vaxxers and social media addicts will receive a large penalty. If by any means does the entire human race get an intelligence nerf, there's a near certain probability that all of the human mains will rage quit, so it is best to indirectly nerf humans by means of natural effects to avoid losing valuable community members.Tho that sponser ad was smooth
2:19 - Oh for the love of- Really?!? Cat mains are pestilential *enough* without buffs to their respawn time! They constantly grief human players, carry the toxoplasmosis debuff, other human players don't put anywhere *near* as many gameplay restrictions on them as dogs, they're just the *worst.* I know that some players think that they're good as a support class but I can tell you, the more cat players you have, the more your charisma stat goes *down,* and rightfully so.4:27 - I like to think that the dog was trying to intimidate the scorpion, and when it failed, it bowed its head in respect.
Oh I think our intelligence got nerfed alright
Can’t wait for the Florida Man to be extinct
any orca mains in the chat
I play coyote, and would like to know how to get past the Great Lakes
"weather is one of the few things in the game that humans can't actually fight"to quote John Paul Jones, 'I have not yet begun to fight'
"Olimar's helmet will now crack when he takes damage"Lmao
Aah, see? Go to this video's sponsor and maybe humans will figure out how to make much more weather proof structures!
If cephalopods are very opSplatoon, HERE WE GO!
I’m really into surfing, especially on the Australia server - the rise in jellyfish (especially the box jelly) is a real concern.
Well i wouldnt say that human intelligence didnt get nerfed... Just look around facebook
I'm glad we can all get together and panic and assume that we're all gonna die instead of thinking about this rationally :)
Trump becoming president and nestle dependence seems like solid int nerf red flags though I dunno guess i might be overthinking things
Human pop is gonna get nerfed to near extinction in our lifetime
Well, i for one think maybe human players are actually getting a pretty funny build glitch where they think their intelligence stats are higher then they actually are. Most human mains are at about average stats for their build, yet because of the individuality patch, it think they've gotten carried away thinking they're hot shit. Lol. We're all not as smart as we like to imagine. And that's just fine.Also, i think certain servers are dealing with a respawn time debuff. The most recent patch has seen lower birthrates in specific areas and rising birthrates in others.
Can't wait for the nuclear war patch
Teir zoo: humans can't fight weatherHumans: *ArE YoU SuRe AbOuT ThAt*
i hered that human intelligence gets nerved and our Brains did shrunk alot in the last 100 jears. Which is an very small timespan in evolution.
turns out this is a sad video instead of funny
"The humans intelligence stat didn't get nerfed"Have you not seen what's been going on in the news?
I was hoping for a "If you're a human main, why don't you invest some of your stat points into SOLVING THIS MASSIVE EPIDEMIC"
It’s August 2019 I think human intelligence did get a nerf
Let’s be fair, mammals needed that nerf.
maybe there will be new dlcs like "dystopia" or "apocaylaypse"
Le gasp! They nerfed frogs?Those mad man.We need to protect Froppy(for those who don't get it images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/b69e26c1-29f7-41ec-abd3-afe6bddf66e6/dchx0g0-5ce12d9b-53e4-4d4a-88c7-52fce7a62920.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2I2OWUyNmMxLTI5ZjctNDFlYy1hYmQzLWFmZTZiZGRmNjZlNlwvZGNoeDBnMC01Y2UxMmQ5Yi01M2U0LTRkNGEtODhjNy01MmZjZTdhNjI5MjAuZ2lmIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.YglNpTq7OF7-gl8bX43UX70lH-oMgVAvMraYv3J-THM )