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Time to start thinking of a new career.and you got that bum adam on the track...dam...desperate...and dont hate the messenger.nobody likes that racists p.o.s adam calballon....

Thid dude sounds like he gargles rock salt and alka-seltzer😂

Man lol hahahaha this was killing but that maam part hahahaha

Binks... like from Hocus Pocus?

Caught that leak we aint even know about it lmao

DUDE !!! OMG !!!

Shit is hilarious

Lol he sounds like Tom 😂😂😂 Fuggin...

You 2 need to do more song together keep it up love you 2 so much

Dude has some serious LITTLE MAN SYNDROME GOING ON !! HOW TALL IS THIS SHORT MCSHIT ? LOL

10:31 bruh that don't sound like the shits, thats more like the runs lmfao

I really hope and pray this tail pipe humping Windex drinking asshat is just trolling everyone I mean this CANT BE A REALLY THING THE CAR NEVER GAVE CONSENT TO BE TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY LMAO

Anyone notice that his mouth isnt even moving to the music.

Oh damn no wonder the douche flute is from Arkansas bahahaha He really is a tail pipe humper haha

Upchurch cracks me up 🤣

You can call me Tony Tennessee I dont live in Montana Jesus that's 🔥🔥🔥

Love you Upchurch!

Im drunk as fuck right now. Thank god for spellcheck holy fuck. Get that shot church

Lol

You both make amazing music.. But together OMG yall unstoppable.. Keep up the good work.. Also yall beautiful together.. Good luck to yalls future..

Do you know when you will be coming back to this area or even little further south?

What did Colorado ever do?!

Either dudes brain took a shit or he secretly identifies as a New Holland tractor with a bad starter

"Keep up the fans bro bc that's the only ones you'll ever get"

With rapping like that I bet he goes to the thrift store on clearance an still can't afford it

Hell ya upchurch

Yo Church, you be havin way too much fun when you blazed man lmfao(idk how to add the crying laughing face but add about 10 of those for me)

Lmfao u crack me up!! U remind me of myself and my fam southern by the grace of God! U shud totally do a rap with Tom Macdonald

Thank you and no thank you at the same fucking time 😂😂

You look like a mid 30's country lesbian.

Idk why anyone would unlike this or any of y'alls videos or music period I love it and you two are perfect together

Am I the only one who died laughin when he chipmunked his voice an talked shit bout his tongue ring lmao 🤣🤣🤣

What in the hell did I just seen somebody need to show that dude a pair of tits or something that dude is not missing a few bolts in the head he’s missing the whole damn thing

Is this the remix version

@ryan_upchurch you gave him way to much credit thinking he made it to the 1st grade. I'm pretty sure he didn't make it to preschool

I bet you he still lives in his moms basement....🤔🤷‍♀️ dude upchurch is more of a man then is dumbass.

I bet you had to take a couple about 6 hrs to get through the video from the repeatedly speech boring the shit out of you

This dude sounds like a Whoopi cushion

Hey from Tennessee

This dude is speaking in wingdings

It's shit stain Jerry again o good lord

Nerf gun Ned returns

You fuckin kill me skin 😂 good shit

This song is probably my favorite song but it makes me miss my neck of the woods and makes me wish I could go back and see it again

Next Brittany Spears? Lol

LOL you posted this on my birthday 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

My wife showed me this and I have played it every night at work at least 2x a night! Very good job on this

he’ll be keepin his tears in a jar until he sees this video

It’s called Hick-Hop not country rap lol

Lmao don't ever stop your videos!

I ain't really comment alot but i just wanna say bro you make my day better all the fuckin time bro God bless

We need to see the dirt bikes

The lip sync is off by so much😂😂😂

this is old.

Dude upchurch killed me with this video lol 😂😂😂😂

Fuggin the tailpipe 😂😂

Sounds like bling bling from bum fights😂😂🤣🤣

Remember the time I tried to dis upchurch? Lmao

I watched this when it was uploaded and am rewatching because of the IM-LA-NAH Bro video all because you said *insert shitty imitation of the goofy Church voice* Da-Celery in it 😂

“You sound like big smo transformed into a midget, sucked in a bunch of helium and couldn’t reach the microphone stand”....I’m fucking ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

Sounds like Gonzo from sesame Street he went to Canada.. he looks like Fred durst

Lmao had me rollin in the floor

Ryan man he looks like he's trying to take a big shit

Taking shots at nolifeshaq😂😂😂

155 people must be Hillary Clinton supporters 😭🤣🤣

"Keep up the... keep it"

Great fuckin video man. This is why I subscribed. Funny as holy fuck

LMAO! "Pierced by nipple with a spinnerbait."

upchurch, Aaron lewis and cody jinks would've been the best show, i'm up in ludington michigan small town we actually have 20k people in county so it's a larger farm town, but i drove 2 hours to see brantley gilbert, Aaron lewis and josh phillips and that was the most badass first concert. i wish you could do a farm show up here man. hit me up? lmao i know you won't. have a good one i'll catch you when i can

He must be a snowflake he sounds like one.

I'm just here decorating my Christmas tree to Upchurch 🎄🎄🎄 I love this so song so much!

At the end i swear he said na na na broom😂😂😭

This song makes me remember getting stoned with my friends.

That dude needs to take the fuggin pity dick out of his mouth next time he tries to make a "diss track" 😂 even though Church will just end up destroying him like he does everyone else anyway 🤘

He sounds like macho ma'am on the Mic!

He sounds like a garbage disposal that just hit puberty and why is half the vid in great clips

I don't know what he's saying... I catch like one word but he switches.. it's sloppy and all over the place...

dirty south is a play on words it shows that you can get away with a lot more being that there's more roads untraveled, more woodlands, smaller towns, more farms and easier to hide things. i grew up in the city and you're bound to get caught at every, the country was always my escape. i blare this song since it 5 minutes after it went live. got any questions about any songs or lyrics from songs talk to my, you'll find me drunk or high as shit using my phone walking through a farm, or the woods i actually grew up in, i reply.

How tight you want your corn rolls fuggen

Boii..you are a clown, but it makes me smile.....throw is body in it......

I just realized church dont get ad revenue on these cuz it's under 10 mins

Muhfucka sounds like boomhauer From hank hill after smokin 20 packs a day

Fuck yes!! Wish I could go. Pretty far to go from 423 Tennessee when a newborn is in the pic, though.

He sounds like he found his mom's vibrator when he was a kid, and now he's trying to sound like it...

Slingblade is rapping lmao 😂

Well that was cheesy...

He sounds like boomhauer from king of the hill 😂😂

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Some on tell me is upchurch and Katie Noel together

Can you react to Mc Nemesis? He keeps talkin mad shit about you Katie and Adam

The look on your face when the realization of him being gay with the car🔥

2019 fuggin someone call child (car) services 👀👀🤣

Lol i love you bro. Imma smoke you out one day, make a video just like this lol.

On Conrad Bradley's Facebook on his video # Hotgirlsummer he "raps" about date rape at the very beginning of his so called rap song.

Heard he saw it on the back of a tow truck and hung himself..🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Sounds like boomhaur combined with two Tom cats fuckin in an ally high on pcp and cocaine

I watched this racking my brain trying to figure out who you look like. And just figured it out. He looks like Michael Gross in tremors. Think about it. Now wheres Reba!!!😆😆😆 Edit: Burt Gomer! Michael Gross's character in tremors.

Great Value big Smo 😂🤣

🤣🤣😂😂😂😂